英语幽默小故事.ppt

Welcometo,EnjoyEnlish,【1】AttheLessonofGeography（在地理课上）Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger”,Englishjoke,【1】AttheLessonofGeography（在地理课上）,Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger”,Englishjoke,【2】AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamplesPupil（学生）:Coldcontracts,heatexpandsThatswhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer,Englishjoke,【2】AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）,Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamplesPupil（学生）:Coldcontracts,heatexpandsThatswhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer,Englishjoke,【3】Twenty-eightDaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwenty-eightdaysinitNick（thinksalittleandsays）：Theyallhave,Englishjoke,【3】Twenty-eightDays,Teacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwenty-eightdaysinitNick（thinksalittleandsays）：Theyallhave,Englishjoke,【4】ThepenBill:Mary,givemeyourpen,pleaseMary:whydontyouwanttowritewithyourownpen?Bill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes,Englishjoke,【4】Thepen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。,Bill:Mary,givemeyourpen,pleaseMary:whydontyouwanttowritewithyourownpen?Bill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes,Englishjoke,【5】AnnesAge（安妮的年龄）Teacher:Howoldareyou,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:Butyouwereonlysevenlastyear,andnowyouareeightyearsoldAnne:Well,sevenlastyearandeightthisyearmakefifteen,Englishjoke,【5】AnnesAge（安妮的年龄）,Teacher:Howoldareyou,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:Butyouwereonlysevenlastyear,andnowyo