经典美剧老友记-第二季-第十二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

1、That commercial always makes me so sad.那个广告总是让我悲从中来Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him,但是那个家伙一开啤酒女人就拥上来了so, everything seems to work out OK.所以最后 f 切还好的I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel. 我的意思是那只猴子让我想至 U 了马赛I can see that,我看得出来cause they both have those

2、 big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin.它们都有棕色的大眼睛还有鼓鼓的小下巴And the fact that theyre both monkeys.而且它们都是猴子Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away.有时候我怀疑我是不是做错了不应该把它送走Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight.你是不得已的啊看到什么东西都要上I mean, I hav

3、e a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.我的马里布芭此娃娃结婚不能穿纯洁的白纱了Remember when sometimes hed borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back thered be little monkey raisins in it.记得有时它会跟你们借帽子 Remember when sometimes hed borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back thered be

4、little monkey raisins in it.等你要回来的时候里面会有小小的猴子葡萄干”？Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my bosss hat. . .它干的就叫好玩如果我对我老板这么做的话all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.突然就变成了 我的态度不好Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.你们看，猜我有什么 ？Rhythm?韵律感，对不对？No, my first fan ma

5、il.不是，第一封影迷信No, my first fan mail. Alright!Dear Dr. Remore,. 亲爱的雷医生know that I love you and would do anything to have you. Gosh.我爱你，为了得到你我可以不惜一切”Your not-so- secretive admirer, Erica Ford.你不神秘的仰慕者方艾丽Ooh wait,等一下PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.:附注：随函附上了我十四根的睫毛”Ya know, in crazy world, that

6、 means youre married. 在疯子的世界里那就表示你结婚了This wasnt addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment.这不是寄到制作单位的这是直接送到你家去Theres no stamp on it, this woman was in our building. 她去过我们的大楼Oh my god,我的天啊I got my very own stalker. 我有我自己的变态影迷了Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin Jake?你上哪儿去了 ？

7、Well, theres this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A.因为洛杉矶有一个古生物学研讨会so I figured Id go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.我会去，然后开车到动物园给马赛一个惊喜You know I think he will be surprised, till he realizes hes a monkey, and uh,我想它会很惊喜的直到它发现它是猴子you know, isnt capable of that emotion.它根本就没办法有那

8、种情绪Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.菲此，那个可爱的家伙又来了Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like Im telling you a story,假装我在讲故事给你们听OK. And, and its really funny. So everyone just laugh,故事非常的好笑 所以大家要笑I know, I know.我知道I know, I know. Hello.-Hi. Im Rob Dohnen.(Rob:Chris Isaac) - Hi Rob Dohnen. 我叫罗

9、伯杜南 罗伯杜南-I dont know anything about music, but I think youre really, really great. - Oh, wow.我对音乐一窍不通不过我觉得你非常棒Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking,我在替市里的儿童图书馆安排艺人的演出have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?我在想，你有没有想过为小孩子演唱你的

10、歌呢？Oh, I would love to have kids.我好想要小孩哦 youre, youre the, youre, me play the songs that I will write for them.听我听我演唱我为他们写的歌-Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?你今天晚饭做什么 ？-Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. 我们可以留在家里吃自己啊-Hello. - Its Erica.我是艾丽Ah, the stalker.变态影迷Never mind, its open.没关系

11、，门没关Yes, hitting her with a frying pans a good idea.对，用平底锅打她是个好主意We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isnt a cartoon.不过，我们应该想点别的以防她不是卡通人物Lets get out of here.离开这里The one time theyre not home.偏挑这个时候不在OK, well just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs,我们走时在楼梯上碰到的时候 she wont

12、 know its me cause weve never met. 她不会知道是我因为我们没有见过啊 Thats how radio stars escape stalkers.那是收音机明星的方法Shes comin.她来了Its me.是我Uhh, this is it, this is how were gonna die. 就这样了，我们就这样死的-Ready? - Wait, wait, wait.预备好了 ？等等。-Ready? - Wait, wait, wait. Ok.-Hi.(Erica:Brooke Shields) - Erica. 艾丽-Mr. Geller? -

13、Hi.盖勒先生？Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.黎迪恩，我是这里的行政组长I was told you had a question.听说你有个问题，是不是 ？Well, I uh, I cant seem to find the monkey I donated last year.我似乎找不到我去年捐的猴子它是一只戴帽猿Hes a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel. 它的名字叫做马赛Ahh, Im afraid I have some bad news.我恐十自有个坏消息要告诉你Marcel has passed on.

14、马赛它已经过世了Oh my God, what happened?天哪，怎么会呢？Well he got sick, and then he got sicker,它生病了，然后它病得很重and then he got a little better 然后它突然好了一点but then he died.然后就死了I cant believe this.我真不敢相信Im sorry Mr. Geller. But ya know, theres an old saying,很抱歉，盖勒先生你也知道嘛，俗话说Sometimes monkeys die. 猴子难免一死 ”Its not a grea

15、t saying不是很好的俗语 but it certainly is fitting today.用在今天却很贴切Well, ya know, someone should have called me.那应该有人通知我才对呀对不起Im sorry. Look, I know this cant bring him back but here, its just a gesture.我知道这不能够让它复活，这是我一点心意，请收下Zoo dollars?动物园礼券？Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats.对，四点请过

16、来看一看乌秀金刚鹦鹉戴帽子Well its a lot cuter if your monkey hasnt just died.你的猴子没死的话会可爱多了-Ooohhh. - I know.我知道I cant believe Joeys having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.真不敢相信乔伊去跟他的变态影迷吃饭她长得怎么样？-Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery? - Yeah.你还记得“战栗游戏里面的凯西贝兹Well, she looks the exact opposit

17、e of that.她长得跟她完全相反And shes not crazy?那她不是疯子吗？Oh no no no, shes a total wack job.不，她的完全秀斗了Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.她以为乔伊真的是雷崔克医生Oh my God.我的天哪Ah, and I mean, hes going out with her? He can not persue this.然后他还要去跟她约会？他不能这么做的Hey, just because this woman thinks she can ac

18、tually see Joey through the magical box in her living room就因为这个女人以为她可以在她的客厅黑盒里面看乔伊doesnt mean shes not a person. 并不表示她就不是人啊I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love?我是说，她应该得到快乐也应该得到爱呀Whatre you lookin at me for? Hes the one who wants to boff the maniac.你们看我干什么？想上那个疯子的是乔伊研You

19、OK?你还好吧？No, uh-uh, Im just, Im nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.不，我只是很紧张如果我幻想他们只穿内衣Thats not a good idea, thats kinda the reason the last guy got fired.不，那个主意不好上个家伙就是那样被开除的Im just, Im, Im, Im used to playing for grown-ups. 我只是 我习惯为大人演唱Ya know, the

20、y just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing,大人只是边喝咖啡边做他们大人做的事ya know, and kids listen. 小孩呢会专心听This is a huge responsibility. What?我觉得这个责任好重大怎么了 ？Are you gonna kiss me?你要亲我吗？-I was thinkin about it. - OK. 我正在考虑OK, alrighty, lets play some tunes.那好，好耶，让我们来些音乐-Hi everybody, Im Phoe

21、be. - Hi Phoebe.各位，我是菲比- Hi everybody, Im Phoebe. - Hi Phoebe. OK, um,Im gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK.现在我要唱首关于祖父母的歌Now, grandmas a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.奶奶走到哪里都大受欢迎她送你火车跟一辆簇新单车But lately she hasnt been coming to dinner, And la

22、st time you saw her she looked so much thinner.但最近她不再来共进晚餐上回你看到她时她看起来瘦多了Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,你妈跟你爸说她搬去秘鲁 but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la.事实上她死了，有一天你也会-Oh, Drake, isnt it amazing? - Yeah it is.崔克，这真是太好了是啊，没错what?怎么了

23、 ？Well, here we sit, devil may care,现在我们轻松地坐在这儿 just a little while ago you were reattaching someones spinalcord.但不久前，你还在重注西蒙的脊髓Yeah, that was a tricky one.是啊，那实在不简单In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for 2 minites.事实上那个手术要花上十几个钟头可是他们只播了两分钟而已Whos they?他小T是谁？

24、No one.没有啦Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands.崔克，你真有才华让我看看那双手Oh these hands, these beautiful hands,这双美丽的手oh I could just eat them. . . but I wont.真想吃掉它们，但是我不会Good, otherwise my watch would fall off.不然我的手表一定会掉下来No, seriously.不，说真的，These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving han

25、ds.这双手这双救人无数，创造奇迹的手Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?只要靠近，抚摸或许甚至舔一只就好了Alright, just one.好吧，一只就好了Wow, youre good at that.你很行耶Oh my God! Someone, hes choking. Is anyone here a doctor?天哪，来人哪，他噎住了 这里有没有医生？Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.沙仑市最好的医生就

26、在这儿 雷崔克医生Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.你十五分钟之后至U夜行馆等我Uhh, hey look, I dont really enjoy being with other men that way.少来了我不喜欢跟别的男人那样But, um, zoo dollars?要动物园礼券吗？Its about your monkey. Its alive,我要告诉你有关你猴子的事它还没死I dont understand, why didnt you help that man?我不懂，你为什么不救他Uhh, cause, uhh,

27、Im a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage.因为我是神经外科医生他显然是患了寰道阻塞症”Alright, look, I got to tell you something. 好吧，听着我要坦白一件事 No, no no no, you dont have to tell me anything. You dont have to explain yourself to me.你什么都不用告诉我你不用向我解释什么Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. D

28、rake Remore?我算老几啊竟然敢怀疑伟大的雷医生-I should just be happy to be near you. - Hey I-能接近你，我就该满足了Hey what?嘿什么？Thats it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! Hey. He-hey,就那样，只是嘿像结束了一首舞那样，嘿Therell be times when you get older when youll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. But dont,有一天你们会长

29、大你们会想跟别人上床只为搏得他们欢心Cause thats another thing that you dont wanna do, everybody!因为一 你不要做的事起来Thats another thing that you dont wanna do,那是另一件你不要做的事-Excellent! - Very informative! 太棒了，很有教育性Not at all inappropriate! 一点也不会不恰当Thank you for coming everybody. Therere cookies in the back.谢谢各位光临后面有饼干要送给你们That

30、was great, the kids loved you,真是棒透了 孩子们爱死你了Yay, I rock,对呀，我酷毙了And you know why? Because you told the truth,你知道为什么吗？因为你说实话and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible. 从来没有人对小孩子说实话 你真是了得But,但是How did you know there was a but?你怎么知道还有“但。I sense these things. It was either but or butter.不是但是

31、就是蛋饼The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin that youd play more songs我想问题是有些父母会希望你多唱一点about like, barnyard animals.农场动物那类的歌曲I can do that.这个我办得到啊-Really? - Yeah.真的？Because that would be fantastic.因为那样子会非常棒What? You wanna kiss me?怎么？你要亲我吗？Thinkin about it.我正在考虑Ahh, the bat. A

32、mbassador of darkness,蝙蝠 黑暗世界的大使flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger, sightless spectre of the macabe.像一只插翅的信差冲出了巢穴死神之舞的盲目幽灵-Buddy, my monkey? - Oh, yeah, right.兄弟，我的猴子呢 ？对了There was a break-in, few months back, inside job.在几个月前这里被洗劫，内贼干的Your monkey was taken.你的猴子被偷了Oh my God. But the zo

33、o told me that my monkey was dead.我的天哪可是动物园说我的猴子死了The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?动物园 你相信动物园说的每一件事吗That, thats the only thing the zoos ever told me.动物园只是告诉过我这件事Of course theyre gonna say hes dead. They dont want the bad publicity.他们当然会说它死了他们害怕消息传出去会不好看Its all a great big cover-up

34、.他们掩饰得密不透风Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?你知道这件事情牵涉到多高层吗 ？That guy Lipson?那个黎先生？Lipson knows. Hmm, Lipson knows huh? 黎先生知道？黎先生知道，是吗?Ahh, hello Mr. Opossum,哈罗，负子鼠先生enigma of the trees, upside-down denizen of the night, taunting gravity with.树上的谜团上下颠倒的夜之民Buddy, my monkey, my monkey.正在

35、嘲弄着地心引力 兄弟，我的猴子呢Word on the street - well,道上的传闻 when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.当我说”道上”的时候我指的是园里的游园道路Of course.当然了Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. Thats all I know.你的猴子有了新职业了，往娱乐界发展去了我只知道这一些This is unbelievable.真是令人难以置信So, w

36、hat is this information worth to you, my friend? 好了，这个消息对你值多少钱啊，朋友Are you trying to get me to bribe you? 你是暗示我要贿赂你吗 ？Maybe.或许吧But you already told me everything.可是你都已经告诉我了Check it out, he actually is the MonkeyShine monkey. 你们看马赛就是啤酒乐广告里的那只猴子Well, so whatre you gonna do?那你打算怎么办？Well, I guess Im gonn

37、a call the beer company and try to find out where he is.我要打电话给那家啤酒厂问他们它在哪里啊Thats what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.我丢了 马儿时就是这么做的-OK, hi again. - Hi Phoebe.你们好 嗨！菲比Today were gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.今天我们要先唱一些关于农场动物的歌曲Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in th

38、e meadow goes moo.草地上的牛说口牟 草地上的牛说口牟Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And thats how we get hamburgers.农夫在敲它的头把它绞成肉酱汉堡就是这样来的Nooowww, chickens! 现在 鸡Youre the only one who can save her Drake.崔克，你是唯一救得了她的人Damnit, Im a doctor, Im not God.该死，我是医生，我不是神Well, there goes my whole belief s

39、ystem.我的信仰就是这样被推翻了的Its Erica.是艾丽Oh my God, quick turn off the TV. 老天，快，关掉电视No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens.不，我要看结果Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.我救丝莉脱离昏迷状态然后我们亲热Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?怎么可能？你刚才亲了莎宾娜Rachel, its a world where Joey is a neuro-

40、surgeon.瑞秋，那只是乔伊是神经外科医生的世界Hey Erica, cmon in. 艾丽，请进How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?你怎么这么快就到了 ？我刚刚还在沙仑看到你Right, they uh, they choppered me in. Whats up?对，他们用 直升机送我 什么事？Ohh, and I see youre having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?还有一场小派对 她在吗?Who?谁呀？Sabrina. I know about

41、you two.莎宾娜，你们的事我全知道了I saw you today kissing in the doctors lounge.我看到你们两个在医生休息室里接吻Its not what you think, that was.不是你想的那样子啦，那是 You told me I was the only one.你说你心里只有我Alright look, thats it. I dont think we should see each other anymore, alright. 好， 听着， 够了 我想我们不该再见面了Look, I know I should have told

42、you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.我知道我很久以前就应该告诉你了，我并不是雷崔克医生Im not even a doctor, Im an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.我连医生都不是，我是个演员我只是假装我是医生而已Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?天哪，那医院的人知道这件事情吗？Somebody wanna help me out here?你们谁来帮帮忙，好不好 ？Oh, I know, I

43、 know.我知道。Where am I?我在哪里？University hospital.大学的附设医院you have been in the hospital for 18 years你已经在这里度过十八年了How, how can you be here and there.你怎么会在两个地方 ?Cause its a television show.因为那是电视节目Drake, whatre you getting at?崔克，你到底要说什么 ？Im not Drake.我不是崔克Thats right, hes not Drake,没错他不是崔克，他是 hes Hans Remor

44、e, Drakes evil twin.雷汉斯，崔克邪恶的双胞胎Is this true?真的吗？Yes, yes it is true. 是真的And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.我知道因为他假装他是崔克来来骗我上床And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didnt. 然后他告诉我他要带我私奔 他骗我And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard.然后你马桶盖没有

45、放下来你这个浑蛋Is all this true?这些都是真的吗？Yes, Im afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. 是，恐怕是真的了我根本配不上你，艾丽You deserve to be with the real Drake, hes the one you fell in love with.你应该跟真正的崔克在一起你爱上的人是他Go to Salem, find him, hes the guy for you.去沙仑吧,去找他 他才是你的王子Oh Hans.汉斯Hans.Hans.汉斯？汉斯！You evil tw

46、in.邪恶的双胞胎Right. Goodbye Erica,对，再见，艾丽good luck in Salem. 一切顺利Take care 保重了Ill never forget you Hans.我永远不会忘记你的-OK, alright, the people who threw the water.刚才是谁向我泼水Fired! Why?开除？为什么？The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents about some of the stuff in your songs.有很多父母向图书馆的董事会投诉你歌词里的一些内

47、容有问题I cant believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth? 我真不敢相信 难道说你没有告诉你的董事会孩子们多么想听实话吗？I cant believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth? No.I see.我懂了Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs.或许如果你只是唱一些一般的儿歌No. What do you, what d

48、o you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?不，你要我当什么呢？当一只愚蠢的紫色大恐龙吗？-Im not saying you have to be Barney. - Whos Barney.我又没说你必须当巴尼巴尼是谁啊？Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, hes healthy, hes happy,我是追查马赛追查到这个的现在它很健康也很快乐and hes right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus TakesManhattan. 它在纽约拍危机