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WhyNOTToDoaStartupDaveMcClure500sMasterof500HatsWhyNOTToDoaStartupDaveMc1#1:You’reaWANTrepreneur.You’reinthisforalltheWrongreasons:Becauseit’sCool.YouwanttomakeMoney.YouhaveTehAwesomeTechnologySolution.“TheyCanNeverTakeAwayMyFreeeeedom!”TheRightReasons:YouLiveinFear.YouCan’tGetLaid.SomethinghasbeenPISSINGyouoffFOREVER.YOUAREPASSIONATEABOUT[SOLVING]A[CUSTOMER]PROBLEM#1:You’reaWANTrepreneur.You2#2:YouareaFATandLAZYSLOBYou’veworkedatMicrosoftfor>5yrs.YouDriveaNiceCar&It’sPaidFor.YouLiveinaBigHouse.YouDon’tWorryAboutPayingBills.YouWanttoKissTheKidsGoodnight.YouYourSpouse>YourStartup.#2:YouareaFATandLAZYSLO3#3:YouHaveaBUSINESSPLAN,

ButNoProductandNoCustomers.See:“StartupMetricsforPirates”#3:YouHaveaBUSINESSPLAN,

4#4:YourIdeaSUCKS

(andevenyourMomthinksso)YouDon’tHaveaWorkingPrototype.OrWorse:YouDo,ButNoOneisUsingIt.ItSucksaLotMorethantheCompetitionSee:“LeanStartup(Ries)&CustomerDevelopment(Blank)”#4:YourIdeaSUCKS

(andeven5#5:YouHaveTehAwesomeSOLUTION…

toaPROBLEMthatdoesnotexist.See:“YourSolutionIsNotMyProblem”#5:YouHaveTehAwesomeSOLUT6#6:You’reaLOSER,notaLEADER.YouProcrastinate.You’renotCharismatic.YourVisionisusuallyWrong.You’reScaredofChange.WhenOtherPeopleTellYouYou’reWrong,YouBelieveThem.Watch:“Gladiator”or“Glee”#6:You’reaLOSER,notaLEAD7#7:YourPitchSucks&YouWon’tRaiseMoney

(orSuperAngelsColludetoScrewYouOver)50slidedeckTechnicalJargonDemoFAILCluelessInvestorsEVILInvestorsSee:“HowToPitchaVC”#7:YourPitchSucks&YouWon8#8:YourTeamSucks,andYouHaveNoIdeaHowtoHire(orFire).NoTechnicalFounders/CodersNoDesign/UX/UsabilityExpNoInternetMktg(Search,Social)NoEnterpriseSales/BizDev#8:YourTeamSucks,andYouH9#9:YrCoFounders&Employees=Whiners.YouWILLmissapayroll.SomeoneWILLeatlastsliceofpizza.ThereWILLbePolitics.PeopleWILLdiscoverandcomparesalary&stockoptions.SomeoneWILLsueyou:SexualHarassmentWrongfulTerminationUnhappyCustomerJealousCompetitor#9:YrCoFounders&Employees=W10#10:YouCan’tSellorMarketShit.YouDon’tKnowMarketing.YouThinkMarketing=PR.YouDon’tKnowwhatSEOstandsfor.YouThinkSEM=SEO.YouDon’tKnoworUseSocialPlatforms(Facebook,Twitter,YouTube).You’veneverbuiltFacebookoriPhoneApp,oraSocialGame.You’veneversentanemailcampaign.You’veneverdoneaffiliatemarketing.See:“Startup-M(Ellis)”#10:YouCan’tSellorMarket11#11:You’dRatherChangetheChannelThanChangeTheWorldWouldn’tyouratherbewatchingGLEEorMNF?Sureyouwould.Fuck.That.Noise.#11:You’dRatherChangetheC12WhyNOTToDoaStartupDaveMcClure500sMasterof500HatsWhyNOTToDoaStartupDaveMc13#1:You’reaWANTrepreneur.You’reinthisforalltheWrongreasons:Becauseit’sCool.YouwanttomakeMoney.YouhaveTehAwesomeTechnologySolution.“TheyCanNeverTakeAwayMyFreeeeedom!”TheRightReasons:YouLiveinFear.YouCan’tGetLaid.SomethinghasbeenPISSINGyouoffFOREVER.YOUAREPASSIONATEABOUT[SOLVING]A[CUSTOMER]PROBLEM#1:You’reaWANTrepreneur.You14#2:YouareaFATandLAZYSLOBYou’veworkedatMicrosoftfor>5yrs.YouDriveaNiceCar&It’sPaidFor.YouLiveinaBigHouse.YouDon’tWorryAboutPayingBills.YouWanttoKissTheKidsGoodnight.YouYourSpouse>YourStartup.#2:YouareaFATandLAZYSLO15#3:YouHaveaBUSINESSPLAN,

ButNoProductandNoCustomers.See:“StartupMetricsforPirates”#3:YouHaveaBUSINESSPLAN,

16#4:YourIdeaSUCKS

(andevenyourMomthinksso)YouDon’tHaveaWorkingPrototype.OrWorse:YouDo,ButNoOneisUsingIt.ItSucksaLotMorethantheCompetitionSee:“LeanStartup(Ries)&CustomerDevelopment(Blank)”#4:YourIdeaSUCKS

(andeven17#5:YouHaveTehAwesomeSOLUTION…

toaPROBLEMthatdoesnotexist.See:“YourSolutionIsNotMyProblem”#5:YouHaveTehAwesomeSOLUT18#6:You’reaLOSER,notaLEADER.YouProcrastinate.You’renotCharismatic.YourVisionisusuallyWrong.You’reScaredofChange.WhenOtherPeopleTellYouYou’reWrong,YouBelieveThem.Watch:“Gladiator”or“Glee”#6:You’reaLOSER,notaLEAD19#7:YourPitchSucks&YouWon’tRaiseMoney

(orSuperAngelsColludetoScrewYouOver)50slidedeckTechnicalJargonDemoFAILCluelessInvestorsEVILInvestorsSee:“HowToPitchaVC”#7:YourPitchSucks&YouWon20#8:YourTeamSucks,andYouHaveNoIdeaHowtoHire(orFire).NoTechnicalFounders/CodersNoDesign/UX/UsabilityExpNoInternetMktg(Search,Social)NoEnterpriseSales/BizDev#8:YourTeamSucks,andYouH21#9:YrCoFounders&Employees=Whiners.YouWILLmissapayroll.SomeoneWILLeatlastsliceofpizza.ThereWILLbePolitics.PeopleWILLdiscoverandcomparesalary&stockoptions.SomeoneWILLsueyou:SexualHarassmentWrongfulTerminationUnhappyCustomerJealousCompetitor#9:YrCoFounders&Employees