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全名超人汉考克

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Allunits,allunits.Code3pursuitofCheryl,canyouseehowmany

2-11.suspectsareinthiscar?

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WhiteSUVheadingeastonAsfarasIcanseeatthispoint,

Alamedaserviceroad.therearethreesus—

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Suspects;threeAsianmales.Oh,thisisjustcomingin.

49

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Hancock!

510

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Beadvised.Shotsfired,shotsfired.What,boy?

11

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Badguys.00:02:21,641->00:02:22,699

Asshole.

12

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—tryingtocutthemoff.Youcansee00:02:23,376->00:02:25,708

themthere.-What?-Youheardme.

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TheyhavetheirhandsoutsidethePlease,stayoffthefreeway.

whiteSUV...

19

1400:02:34,454->00:02:38,049

00:02:13,766->00:02:17,327Iunderstandthattherearethree

...shootingrandomlyonthefreeway.suspectsinthewhiteSUV-

1520

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What,youwantacookie?GetoutofAsshole.

myface.

21Hancockisinthecar...

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Watchout!27

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22...andheappearstobenegotiating

00:03:13,793->00:03:15,590withthegunmen.

Damn!

28

2300:04:01,074->00:04:02,735

00:03:16,329->00:03:18,160Hesmellslikeabar!

Damnit!

29

2400:04:04,277-->00:04:06,245

00:03:50,897->00:03:52,296Youpayfornewroof!

Hancock!?!

30

2500:04:06,479->00:04:10,245

00:03:53,366->00:03:55,334Fellas,hey.1don'tgiveashitwhat

Beatit,'SouljaBoy!'youdid.Idon'tcare.

2631

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Threeguysinthecar,nogirls,rave36

music.00:04:28,901->00:04:31,335

...becauseyourheadisgoingupmy

32ass.

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Hey,I'mnotgonnajudge.37

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33Shootthisasshole!

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Butifyoudon'tpulloverandgive38

yourselvesupquietly...00:04:39,579->00:04:40,568

Stop!

34

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...1sweartoChrist,yourheadis00:04:41,581->00:04:42,878

goingupthedriver'sass.WhattheF%*#K?

3540

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Hisheadisgoingupyourass.AndThedepartmentisontheirway.

youdrewtheshortstick...There'sjustchaoshereonthe105.

4100:05:36,569->00:05:39,060

00:05:12,679->00:05:14,977-Putusdown!-Youwantdown?

What?I'mnotJapanese,man!

47

4200:05:39,272->00:05:40,671

00:05:15,181->00:05:16,205-Yes,please!Please!-Helpme!

Putusdown!

48

4300:05:40,873->00:05:44,309

00:05:16,783->00:05:19,650I'mrealgoodatdown.I'mrealgood

Oh,nowyou"speakyEngly,"huh?atdown.

"SpeakyEngly"now?

49

4400:05:44,510->00:05:45,807

00:05:31,864->00:05:33,331Allright?Allright.

Youbrokemyglasses.

50

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00:05:33,566->00:05:35,761This,Hancock'slatestactof

I'msorry!TakemyRay-Bans!so-calledheroics...

4651

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...tookaheftyHnancialtoll.56

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52Withallthecrackstotheconcrete,

00:05:57,857->00:06:02,089allthebullets,waterdamage,fires...

Initialdamageestimatesaresaidto

top$9million...57

00:06:18,411->00:06:20,971

53...L.A.wouldbebetteroffifthisguy

00:06:02,295->00:06:03,455wouldleave...

...which,ifaccurate...

58

5400:06:21,180->00:06:22,807

00:06:03,863->00:06:09,161...andletusgetonwithourjobs.

...representsapersonal

record......forthenotoriously59

publicity-shyHancock...00:06:56,916->00:06:58,406

Hi.

55

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...who,asusual,can'tbereachedfor00:06:59,519->00:07:02,420

comment.Don'tthinkI'mcrazy,okay?We've

lookedeverywhereforyou.-No,what?-Iain'tgonnaflyyou.

6166

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GoingtotheRoxyandtheViper1gotacousin,Narelle.She'smybest

RoomandJumbo's...friendintheentireworld...

6267

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...anywherewethoughtyouwould...and1sweartoGodshewouldnot

beat.1foundyou.beheretodayifitwasn'tforyou.

6368

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Igotyou.ShecrashedhercarupinMalibu

andyouflewhertothehospital.

64

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So,what'sitlikewhenyoufly?00:07:33,786->00:07:35,253

Remember?

65

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1willbreakmyfootoffinyourass,YourBatcave.

woman.

76

7100:08:18,164-->00:08:20,632

00:07:42,495->00:07:44,087YourFortressofSolitude.

Yougotacar?

77

7200:08:22,201->00:08:25,898

00:08:07,019->00:08:08,111-It'sacoupletrailers1stucktogether.

-What'sallthis?

7378

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Hey,wantadrink?-JiffyPop.-JiffyPop.

7479

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Sothisiswhereyoulive.Thisis-Whatdoyoudowithit?-Popit.

yourhideout.

80

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-JiffyPop,pop.Ilikethat.-Hey,hey.00:08:46,592->00:08:48,617

-Allright.Now,therearesomerules.

81-Hello?

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Holdon.86

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82-No,1know,Ihaven'tseenityet.

00:08:37,083->00:08:39,551-Excuseme.

Wantmetogiveyousomethingelse

topop?87

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83Iknow,probably.Allright,allright.

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-Ididn'tcatchyourname.-Popthis,88

Superman.00:08:53,599->00:08:55,499

-Letmecallyouback.-Listen.

84

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Notmuchforthechitchat,huh?Let00:08:56,369->00:08:59,463

mesetthisoverhere.You'regonnaneedtofocus.Allright,

Ineedyou—

85

90-Youknow....Allright?Yes.-Yeah.

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-Hey,that's-That'snotfocusing.95

-What'sinthere?00:09:17,590-->00:09:20,218

You'regonnaneedtobeasfaraway

91fromthataspossible.

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Okay,allright,holdon.Stop.Stopit.96

Allright,now...00:09:20,426-->00:09:22,690

-Far.That'shot.-No,that'snothot.

92It'snothot.

00:09:06,779->00:09:09,976

-...whenIgettothemoment....-The97

moment?00:09:22,895->00:09:25,125

-Oh,yeah.-Okay.

93

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Youknow,the—Startclimbingthe00:09:26,132-->00:09:28,999

mountaintop,youknow?Hancock.Oh,yeah.

9499

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-Nowyou'redoingtoomuch.

-Hancock.105

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100-1knowit's....-Can1usethe

00:09:33,272->00:09:36,366bathroom,please?

Oh,mountaintop!Mountaintop!

106

10100:10:19,118->00:10:22,383

00:09:36,576->00:09:38,544Yeah.Hey,you—?Youwantsome

Mountaintop!Watchout!JiffyPop?

102107

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Sorry.-No,thanks.-It*sstraightback.

103108

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That'snotfairtoanybody.-Youallright?-Yeah.

104109

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Thankyouforbeingokaywiththat.Yeah,Iwastryingtotellyou.

yourfacedoesn'ttearoff.

110

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Hey....00:11:07,833->00:11:09,528

Whatdoyouthink?

Ill

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Listen—Youknow,ifyouwant100:11:49,809->00:11:51,504

couldflyyou.Sir?RayEmbrey.

112117

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It'sreallybeautiful,youknow?-Ray.-Pleasure.

Earth.

118

11300:11:54,013->00:11:56,607

00:10:54,487->00:10:56,921-So....-Ray'sliketheBonoofP.R.

Youcouldseethe—

119

11400:11:57,349->00:12:00,876

00:11:01,794->00:11:06,731Well,actually,IthinkBonoisthe

Mighthavetogetyouahelmet,soBonoofP.R.,butIdotry.

Yougiveone,maybetwopercentof

120yournetcash...

00:12:01,087->00:12:02,714

Well,let'sseeit.125

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121...andyougetanarmband,ora

00:12:02,955->00:12:06,322ribbonorwhatever.

Okay.I'llgetrightintoit.Good

morning,everyone.126

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122It'snowherenearenough.

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I'mheretotalktoyouabout127

charitablegiving.00:12:19,905-->00:12:24,638

Andthat'swhyweatEmbrey

123Publicitywouldliketoofferyou...

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Okay?Andweallknowtheway128

thatworks.00:12:24,910-->00:12:26,810

...theAllHeartsymbol.

124

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Now,youwouldbeamongavery134

selectgroupofcorporategiants...00:12:45,131->00:12:47,031

Here'sallyouneedtodotoqualify.

130

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...tobearthislogoonyourproduct.00:12:47,733->00:12:51,100

YournewTBdrug,Mycodin?

131

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Andwhatthiswouldsaytothe00:12:51,303->00:12:54,397

public...Wewouldlikeforyoutogivethat

productawayforfree.

132

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...isthatyourcompany,00:12:58,010->00:12:59,671

Pharmatopsis...-Didyousay"free"?-Idid.

133138

00:12:40,593->00:12:44,92700:13:02,515->00:13:03,709

...hasmadearadicalcontributiontoOnlytothosewhoneedit.

helpingourworld.

139Understandablereaction.It'sa

00:13:03,916->00:13:07,283radicalconcept.

Onlytothosewhowithoutitwould

otherwisedie.144

00:13:19,932->00:13:24,232

140Butitisthebrandthatrepresentsa

00:13:07,553->00:13:11,421fairerandbetterworld.

Asaconcept,freeiskindofupthere

with,youknow,lethalsideeffects.145

00:13:24,436->00:13:25,698

141Thebrand...

00:13:11,624->00:13:14,092

-Mandatoryproductrecall.-Get146

indicted,gotojail.00:13:25,938->00:13:29,465

...thateveryoneistalkingabout.

142

00:13:14,293->00:13:17,126147

Getout,workatIHOPfortherest00:13:29,675->00:13:31,575

ofyourcareer.Whois"everyone"?

143148

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WedoalreadyhaveasportsAnyway,wecansavetheworld.

franchise.

154

14900:13:50,462->00:13:53,761

00:13:34,580->00:13:37,572Allright?Someone'sjustgottago

-NFL?NBA?MLB?-Soccer.first.

150155

00:13:37,783->00:13:40,14900:13:54,366->00:13:56,391

MLS?Whichteam?Whatdoyousay?

151156

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Well,it'salocalteam.EncinoAreyouacrackpot?

Hurricanes.

157

15200:14:08,814-->00:14:12,272

00:13:44,790->00:13:46,018Hey,hon.You'reprobablyatthe

It'smyson'steam.store.Iamonmyway.

153158

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1thinkImadeaconnection.Hey!Whatisit,NationalHornDay?

159164

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Notreally.Idiot.

160165

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Listen,tellAaronthatI'mcomingHey.

and1—Damnit.

166

16100:14:39,178-->00:14:40,839

00:14:20,993->00:14:23,188Hey.Hey!

And1wantsomemeatballs,okay?

167

16200:14:41,113->00:14:43,172

00:14:23,395->00:14:27,092Moveit.There'satraincoming.

IneedsomeSpaghettiMadness.I'll

seeyouinabout20minutes.168

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163Doyounothearthathorn?

00:14:27,299->00:14:30,791

16900:15:05,004->00:15:06,596

00:14:45,851->00:14:48,285Getout!

Let'sgo!Igotatrain!

175

17000:15:12,378->00:15:14,369

00:14:48,487->00:14:50,216Getoffthetrack!Move!

Moveit!

176

17100:15:23,055->00:15:25,387

00:14:50,556->00:14:53,684-Let'sgethimout.-Gethimoutof

-Backyourcarup!There'satrain!there.

"Ican'tgoanywhere.Getout!

177

17200:15:25,591->00:15:27,752

00:14:53,893->00:14:55,360-Somebodyhelphim.-Youallright?

Sonofabitch!

178

17300:15:27,960->00:15:30,656

00:14:57,263->00:14:59,458Please,thatguy'sstillinthere.

Fixthehandle,Ray.Fixthehandle.

179

17400:15:32,264->00:15:33,322

Yousure?185

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180...you'reallidiots.

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Gethimoutofthere!186

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181Youthrewthedude'scarather.And

00:15:42,775->00:15:44,242whafswiththetrain?

Willyoulookatthat?

187

18200:16:20,079->00:16:23,412

00:16:05,631->00:16:09,931Whydidn'tyoujustgostraightup

-Ah,shit.-I'mallright.I'heairwiththecar?

183188

00:16:10,135->00:16:11,39700:16:24,416->00:16:26,316

Allofyoupeople...You'veobviouslyinjuredthatpoor

woman.

184

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...blockingtheintersection...00:16:26,518->00:16:30,545

-She'sright.Sheshouldsueyou.

-Yeah,sheshouldsueyou.00:16:42,167->00:16:45,967

-Youthinkyou'resuchahero.

190-Asshole!

00:16:30,756->00:16:33,589

Well,youshouldsueMcDonald's195

becausetheyfuckedyouup.00:16:46,939->00:16:50,272

-You'renothingbutanasshole.-We

191don'tneedyouinthiscity.

00:16:33,792->00:16:36,124

You'reanasshole.196

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192Somesuperheroyouare!Flyoff!

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And1cansmellthatliquoronyour197

breath.00:16:56,115->00:16:57,742

Shutup!

193

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-BecauseI'vebeendrinking,bitch.00:16:57,950->00:16:59,474

-You'readrunkasshole!Don'tyouunderstand?I'malive.

194199

00:16:59,685->00:17:03,314Thankyou.

1gettogohomeandseemyfamily.I

shouldbedeadrightnow,right204

here.00:17:17,369->00:17:19,599

Thankyou,Hancock.

200

00:17:03,522->00:17:06,457205

Yeah,hecould'vegonestraightup.00:17:23,542->00:17:26,340

Obviously,youshould've.You'renotflyingbytheValley,are

you?

201

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Youknow,andIwasupsidedown00:17:30,682->00:17:32,547

forthetrain,but....Throwtheball!

202207

00:17:11,563->00:17:13,92900:17:33,652->00:17:36,621

No.Thankyou.Monte,oneguy'lllineuphere,all

right?Hiketheball.

203

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Thankyouverymuch,Hancock.00:17:36,822->00:17:38,949

Thisguy'llberighthereandhesays,213

"Hut!"00:17:51,503->00:17:54,063

Daddy'shadalittlebitofaday.

209Lookatyou,huh?

00:17:39,158->00:17:42,787

Thisguy'lldropback.Hut!Drop214

back.Chuckit.00:17:54,306->00:17:55,568

Iwantyoutomeetsomebody.

210

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Great.Thankyou.00:17:55,808->00:17:59,141

Thisguyhere,draggingDaddy'scar

211intothedriveway.

00:17:46,932->00:17:49,298

Niceaim.Thedrivewaywould've216

beenbetter,but—00:17:59,845->00:18:01,745

-Who'sthis?-Hancock.

212

00:17:49,501->00:17:51,298217

-What'sgoingon,Dad?-Hey,00:18:01,947->00:18:04,177

buddy.That'sright.Hancock,thisismy

boy,Aaron.

Believethat?1almostkissedatrain.

218

00:18:04,383->00:18:07,011223

-Ray,whathappenedtothecar?00:18:18,697->00:18:20,688

-Oh,boy.Sawmywholelifeflashbeforemy

eyes.

219

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Youwouldnothavebelievedit.00:18:20,899-->00:18:23,390

-Hesavedyourlife?-Hesuredid.

220Thankyou.

00:18:09,354->00:18:13,051

Icamethisclosetogettinghitbya225

train.Ifitwasn'tforthatguy....00:18:23,602-->00:18:25,229

-Hey,yougood?-1amgood,yeah.

221

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Hesavedmylife.Imean-Hancock,00:18:25,437->00:18:29,737

thisismywife,Mary.-Allright.Keepitoffthetracks.-1

will,definitely.

222

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