英语戏剧剧本

LittleRedRidingHood:Oh!Whatbighands.LittleRedRidingHood:Oh!Whatbighands.LittleRedRidingHoodLittleRedRidingHood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞）英语戏剧竞赛用剧本一LittleRedRidingHoodOneday,MotheraskedLittleRedRidingHoodtotakesomefruitstohergrandma,becauseGrandmawasill.OnherwaytoGrandma'shouse,LittleRedRidingHoodmetawolf.Shetalkedwiththewolf.ThenthewolfrantoGrandma'shouseandateherup!剧中角色：LittleRedRidingHood（小红帽），Mother,Wolf,SixDucks,Grandma第一场：LittleRedRidingHood家Mum：（一边走一边拍拍围裙，走到桌子旁停住。把桌子上的水果放在篮里）LittleRedRidingHood：（唱着歌，轻巧地跑进来）Hi,mummy,whatareyoudoing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，一边皱着眉说）Grandmaisill.HerearesomeapplesandbananasforGrandma.TakethemtoGrandma.LittleRedRidingHood：（边提起篮子，边颔首说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着LittleRedRidingHood说）Begood.Becareful.LittleRedRidingHood：Yes,mummy．Goodbye,mummy.Mum：Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上（一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，LittleRedRidingHood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁）LittleRedRidingHood：Wow！Flowers,howbeautiful!（放下篮子采花）Oneflower,twoflowers,threeflowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）Iamwolf.Iamhungry.（做找东西状，东张西望）Hereisalittleredridinghood.Hi!LittleRedRidingHood.Whereareyougoing?（做狡猾的样子和LittleRedRidingHood打招呼）LittleRedRidingHood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）ToGrandma,s.Grandmaisill.Wolf:（喃喃自语）1'lleatGrandma.But （对LittleRedRidingHood说）Hey,look!6littlebabyducks.Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）LittleRedRidingHood:（停止跳舞）Hello!Babyducks,howareyou?SixDucks：We’refine．Thankyou．Whereareyougoing?LittleRedRidingHood:ToGrandma’s．Oh,Imustgo,bye.SixDucks:Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma:（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，费力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢悠悠地躺倒在床上。）Wolf:（从树后出来，边走边说）Iamveryhungrynow.（做找寻的样子）WhereisGrandma'shouse?（快乐地对观众说）Aha,it,shere.（敲门）Bang,Bang,Bang.Grandma：Whoisit？Wolf（装出LittleRedRidingHood的声音一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说It,sme.LittleRedRidingHood.Grandma：（边说边起床）Comein,comein.Wolf:（自鸣得意地走到床边）Grandma,I,lleatyou.Grandma：（惶恐失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I,llsleep.LittleRedRidingHood:（快乐地敲门）Grandma.Grandma.Wolf:（装扮成Grandma的声音）Whoisit?LittleRedRidingHood:It'sme。LittleRedRidingHood.Whatastrangenoise!Wolf:Comein,Comein.LittleRedRidingHood:（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh!Whatbigears!Wolf:Icanlistentoyoursweetvoice.LittleRedRidingHood:Wow!Whatbigeyes!Wolf:Icanseeyouprettyface.Wolf:Icanhugyou.LittleRedRidingHood:（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!Whatabighands?Wolf：（从床上跳起来讲）Icaneatyou!LittleRedRidingHood：（拼命地跑）Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到LittleRedRidingHood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It'sdelicious.Istillsleep.Ilikesleeping.Hunter:（一边拿着枪，一边做寻觅状出场）Where'sthewolf?Look!Adoor.（推门）Thewolfissleeping.Wolf:（发出呼呼的响声）Hunter:（端起枪想打，又放下）Whatabigstomach!（摸摸Wolf的肚子）GrandmaandLittleRedRidingHoodareinside.Imustbehurry.（从桌子上拿起剪子举起）Look!Scissors.（做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut,cut,cut.LittleRedRidingHood/Grandma：Thankyou．Hunter：Grandma,givemesomeneedlesandthread．LittleRedRidingHood,Givemesomestones．Grandma：（从桌子上拿来针线）LittleRedRidingHood:（搬来几个石头）One,two,three.Hunter:（把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里）Grandma:I'llthreadit.Hunter:（拿起枪）Wakeup!Wolf:（起床，两手托着大肚子）Mystomachissoheavy.Hunter:Youbigbadwolf,raiseyourarms!Wolf:（边跑边说）Help!Don'tshotme!Hunter:（开枪）Bang,bang!Wolf:（应声倒下）Hunter:Thebadwolfisdead．LittleRedRidingHood和Grandma:Yeah!Thankyou.LittleRedRidingHood、Grandma、Hunter（一路鞠躬）：Thankyou.白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs短剧剧本旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)皇后：『mthenewqueen.I'mverybeautiful.?yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellme,mirror,mirror,comehere!魔镜：Yes,I'mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?皇后：Mirror,mirror,ontheisthefairestoftheall?魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!SheisSnowWhite.皇后：SnowWhite?No,I'mthemostbeautifulintheworld.Oh,hunter,comehere,comehere!猎人：Yes.YourMajesty!I'mherenow.皇后：Hunter!TakeSnowWhitetothewildforesttopicksomealonelyplaceandkillher.猎人：Butsheistheprincess.…皇后：No,Killher.Bringherhearttome.Idon'twanttoseeheranylonger.猎人：Yes.YourMajesty!皇后：Hereisabox.Youmustputherheartinitandbringitto,Iwillpunishyou.猎人：Yes.YourMajesty!白雪：(Picksomeflowers.)Oh!Howmanyflowers!Howbeautiful!猎人：(DrawhisKnifeslowlybuthesitated)Oh!MyGod!Sheissolovelyandpretty!Ican’t!Ican’tkillher!白雪：(Cryexhaustedly)Whatareyoudoing?What’sthematter?Whydoyoukillme?猎人：YourMajesty!I'mverysorry.Someonewantsmetokillyou.白雪：Butwho?猎人：Thequeen.白雪：Thequeen!Butwhy?猎人：Youaremorebeautifulthanher.Soshewantstokillyou.白雪：Mydearhunter.Don'tkillme.Iwillrunintotheforestandnevercomebackagain.猎人：Ok.Runaway,thepoorchild.Thewildbeastswillsooneatyou.白雪：Thankyou,mydearhunter.旁白：Atthistime,ayoungbearwasrunningby.Thehuntershotitandtookthehearttothequeen.SnowWhitebegantorunintothewildforestuntilitwasalmostevening.Shesawalittlecottage.白雪：0卜myGod!Thequeencan'tfindmenow,Ithink.HowIamtired!HowIwanttohavearest!Ah,hereisacottage,therearesevensmallbeds.Theymustbethebedsofsevenchildren.Herearetheirnames:Doctor,Happy,Sneezy,Sleepy,Bashful,Grumpy,Dopey.Oh,howIwanttosleep!旁白：Whenitwasdark,theownersofthecottagecameback.Theyweresevendwarfs.Theywerediggingtreasureinthemountain.老学究：I'mtheDoctor.Iknowalotofthings.高兴果：I'mtheHappy.I'mthehappiestpersonintheworld.喷嚏精：I'mtheSneezy.IfIsneeze,theearthwillshake.害羞鬼：I’mtheBashful.I'mashyman.老顽固：I’mtheGrumpy.I'mnotsoeasytobelieveastranger.ThenextoneisDopey.Hecan’ttalklikeus.老学究：Look,thelampinourhouseison!高兴果：Whoisit?喷嚏精：Perhapsit'stheghost!瞌睡虫：Let'sgointoourcottagesilently.害羞鬼：Oh,someonehascleanedourhouse.老顽固：Perhapsit'sthewitch.旁白：？WhenDopeywasholdingthecandleandletthelightfallonlittlesnow-white.Theyallcriedoutwithastonishment.老学究：Whatalovelychild!高兴果：Howbeautiful!喷嚏精：Whoisshe?瞌睡虫：Don'twakeherup.害羞鬼：Whyisshecominghere?老顽固：Killher.白雪：?(Wakeup)Whatanicesleep!Oh,whoareyou?Oh,Iknow.YouareDoctor,Happy,Sneezy,Sleepy,Bashful,GrumpyandDopey.七矮人：Butwhyareyouinourhouse?白雪：Thequeen,mystepmotherwantstokillme.SoIrantoyourhouse.Don'tdrivemeaway.Letmestaywithyou.老学究：Ifyoutakecareofourhouse.高兴果：Ifyoudosomecookingforus.喷嚏精：Ifyoumakethebedsforus.瞌睡虫：Ifyoudosomewashing,youcanstaywithus.害羞鬼：Butyoumustbecareful.老顽固：Don'tgoout.Don'tletanyonecomein.Yourstepmotherwillfindyouandkillyou.白雪：［know.Iknow.Thankyou.旁白：Fromthenon,SnowWhitekeptthehouse.Whenthesevendwarfscameback,shehadeverythingprepared.Ontheotherhand,whenthewickedqueenatetheheart,shetookoutthemirrorandasked.皇后：Mirror,mirroronthewall,whoisthefairestofall?魔镜：YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall.ButSnowWhiteisstillaliveandwell.Sheliveswiththesevendwarfs.Nooneismorebeautifulthanshe.皇后：No!SnowWhitemustdie.Imustfinishherevenifitcostsmylife.旁白：Thequeenmadeapoisonousappleanddressedherselflikeanoldwoman.Shecametothecottage.皇后：Goodthingstosell.Prettythingstosell.Cheap.Verycheap.白雪：Hi,goodday,mygoodlady.Whatdoyousell?皇后：Apples.Verydeliciousapples!Youcanhaveataste.Thisone,please!白雪：OK!Thankyou!(Havingasmallpiece,dead)皇后：NowI'mthemostbeautifulintheworld.旁白：Whenthesevendwarfscamefromwork.TheyweregreatlysurprisetoseeSnowWhitedead七矮人：What'sthematter?老学究：SnowWhiteisdead.七矮人：Oh,myGod!Whodidit?Itmustbethewickedqueen.Nowlet'spicksomeflowersandplacearoundher旁白：AlthoughSnowWhitehadbeendeadalong,longtime.Shelookedasifshewasliving.Shelookedaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.However,oneday,ithappenedaprincecametothesevendwarfs'house.WhenhesawSnowWhite,hefellinlovewithher.王子：Please,letmehaveSnowWhite.Iloveher.Iwanthertobemywife.七矮人：Ok!CarrySnowWhitewithyoutoyourpalace.Besuretobekindtoher.王子：Yes,Iwill.Iwillloveyouforever,mydear!(Kissher.)旁白：AssoonastheprincekissedSnowWhite,SnowWhitecametoherlife,aswaswritteninthemagicbookofthewickedqueen.白雪：Oh,myheaven!WhereamI?Whathadhappened?王子：Youarewithme,mydear.Iloveyou.Iloveyoumorethaneverythingintheworld.Pleasebemywife,willyou?白雪：Yes,Iwill,mydear!七矮人：Oh!Congratulations!Congratulations!旁白：TheprincetookSnowWhitetothepalace.Theirweddingwasheldwithgreatshow白雪：GoodBye!七矮人：Bye-bye!MayyouH叩pyForever!白雪、王子：ThankyoulaterCinderella

Cinderellawasapoorgirl.Hermotherandtwosistershatedher.Oneday,Princewantedtofindawifetobehisqueen.Heinvitedallgirlsinthecountrytojoinaparty.Withakindwitch'shelp,Cinderellacanwearbeautifulclothestotheparty.ButCinderellamustcomehomebefore12O'clockatmidnight.WhenPrinceandCinderelladanceduntil12O'clock,sheescapedinahurryandleftashoethere.However,afterPrinceinvitedallgirlstotryiton.Hefoundher.Finally,bothofthemlivetogetherhappily.Act1Mother:Cinderella,Cinderella,sweepthefloor!Sister1:Cinderella,Cinderella,washthedishes!Sister2:Cinderella,Cinderella,brushmyshoes!Cinderella:Yes.Sister1:Don'tcometoourroom.Sister2:Stayinthekitchen.Act2Mother:Come,girls.IhavealetterformthePrince.Sister1:Showme!Sister2:Showme!Sister1:Oh,it'sadance-party!Sister2:Hownice!Sister1:Mother,amIpretty?

Mother:Sister1:Mother:Sister1:Sister2:Act3OldWoman:Cinderella:OldWoman:OldWoman:Cinderella:OldWoman:Act4Mother:Sister1:Sister2:Prince:Cinderella:Prince:Act5Then,Iamtheprincess!Oh,amtheprincess!Whyareyouweeping?Ican'tgotothedance-party.Don'tworry.Bringmeapumpkin.Bringmesomemice.Now,hurryup!Gotothedance-party.But,youmustcomebackbefore12o'clock~Thankyou,ma'am.Bye-bye.Whatabeautifulprincess!Whoisshe?Idon'tknow.Welcome,Princess.IamthePrince.Pleasedancewithme.Oh,ImustgobackGood-by,Prince.Wait,wait,Princess!What'syourname,please

Servant:Wearelookingfortheprincess..Servant:PleasetryonthisshoeServant:Ok,I'lltry.Oh,it'stoobig!Servant:Ok'I'lltry.Oh,it'stoosmall!Cinderella:MayItry,too?Sisters:You?Oh,no!Servant:Pleasetry.Oh.justright!Servants:Youaretheprincess!OldWoman:Yes,sheistheprincess.中英文双语话剧《新梁祝别传》剧本旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到方才成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯钟爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长仿照马丁路德.金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“Ihaveadream”工祝英台一心妄图出国，妄图有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“thisisBBC.…）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵辞别。L:?Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.！Z:?Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.?ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.L:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.Z:?I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。L:Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?Z:Listen,LiangShanbo.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.L:What?Pardon?Z:BecauseI’llgetmarried.L:Married?towho?Z:To英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的MaWencai..Heissohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.L:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahahaha旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深损害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是从头来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。固然他没有忘记用老生证能够优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他天天提示自己有一个妄图。Isaytoyoutoday,myfriends,soeventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.Ihaveadreamthatonedaythisnationwillriseupandlivesoutthetruemeaningofitscreed:Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁白：一年以后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻觅祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他昔时的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?WhoamI?I’mLiangShanbo.I’mheretokillyou.Z:Liang....shanbo.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!M：电话来了。Hello,I'minwuhan.OkokI'llcomerightnowZ:Pleasedon’tgo.Juststay,please.He’llkillme.M：Iknow!ButifIstay,he'llkillmebytheway..Z：Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花宝典?M：Sorry,I'mnotgoodat葵花宝典.I'mjustgoodat新华字典。Z：Oh,youliar.Justgetoutofhere!!(toLiangShanbo)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?L：Yes,Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcansay.Z:(sing)Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP三，yousaidyou'dlovemeforever.Don'tkillme,ok?Shanbo.Iqiuqiuni..L:Nodoor!(sing)Whereyougo,whateveryousay,I'llberightherekillingyou.IonlyknowIwasborntoloveyouortokillyou.NowIcan'tloveyou,theonlychoiceistokillyou.Z:曾经Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididn'tcherishIwastomeethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyou.IfyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,Ishouldsaytenthousandyears.ThatmanisyouTheonlymanIloveinthiswildworldisyou.Onlyyou.(sing)L:TheonlywomanIwanttokillison-lyyou!!Z:Please,youknowIloveyou.Iloveyoujustlikelaoshuaidami.Iwanttomarryyou.L:heheheReally?Z:Oh,ofcourse.Pleasedon'tkillme!!!!L:Tokillornottokillisaquestion.Idon'tknow.Whocantellme?Iputherlifeinyourhands.Everybodyhere,pleasetellmekillornotkill?(tokill)L:Youhearthis.I‘msorry.Butdon'tworry,I'llgotoheaventogetherwithyou.Z:Allrightkillme,thenwe'IIbecometwobutterfliesinthebeautifulgarden(sing)(sing)ATaleofTheJourneyToTheWest...孙悟空Monkey(Mforshort)白骨精JennyWhite(JI8tJ2forshort)唐僧TangSeng(Tforshort)黄袍怪Yellow(Yforshort)沙僧ShaSeng(Sforshort)猪八戒Piggy(Pforshort)Oncetherewastrueloveforme,butIdidnottreasureit.Nowit'stoolatetoregret.Nothingintheworldcanbemorepainfulthanthat.Ifonlytimecouldgoback,ifonlyGodcouldgivemeonemorechance,Iwouldsaytothegirl:"Iloveyou."Ifyoudareaskmehowlongmylovewilllast,myanswerwillbeatleast10,000years.Act1音乐《玩美》J1照着镜子上台，手捧一盒扮装品(如Clean&Clear等)J1:Anotherpimple!Alltheselotionandcreamandgelareofnouse.WhatcanIdo?(困扰状)音乐〈电话声〉(这时，电话铃不识相地响了起来，J不耐烦地从B手中接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。)Y:Hello!It'sme.J1:Iknowit'syou.You'vebeencallingmeeverydaysince400yearsago.Y:Andtoday,rIIaskthesamequestionagain.Thisisthe99thtimeIaskyoutomarryme.JI:Tohellwithyou!Tmbusywithmyfacenow.Tvegotonemorepimple.Howterrible!FIIneverseeanyoneunlessIcancureit.（对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。）"没方法，美也是一种罪啊"（喃喃自语）Y:Ah!That'seasy.Ijustcalltotellyouthatrvereadabook,anditsaidthemeatofTangSengcanmakeyourskinfeelassmoothassilk,andmakeyoumorebeautifulthananyotherwitchintheworld.Whatsmore,TvejustgotthenewsthatTangSengwillsooncomeintoourterritory.Wecangoandcatchhimtogether.Isthisideawonderful?JI:Allright.Allright.Tmgoingtohangoff.（不待Y说完，J就急忙挂断了电话。）Act2J:Hownastyheis!（她想了想，对B道）ButTangSengisreallytempting.I'llkeeptabsonhistrack.（手合拢，然后拿起望远镜，观看起T的行踪来）（欢喜万分）Ah-ha,thereheis!（凑上前去，舔舌头，咬手指）T师徒四人上台来。S拎着行李，M握着金箍棒在前面探路。四人走到台中，T举手示意三个徒弟停下歇息，恍如有话要说。J1:（向B招手）BringmemyMagicEar.（耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）Act3音乐《西游记》T:Monkey!I'vetoldyouamillionandoncetimes,thatourjourneytothewesternParadiseistoughandchallenging.Ifitisnot,howcanpeopleknowthatwearegreatandunique;how...（T得意地发表他的演说,最后语速放慢）howcanwebeheroesrememberedbyothers;howcanwemakemillionsofgirlsfaintforus,isthatright?（无奈状，双手摊开）Don'tinterrupterme!（气愤状）（Ms和P都被他说得昏昏欲睡。）P：Sir!Fmsohungry.（羞怯,吃手指，摸肚子）T:Iknowthat.Tmhungrytoo.SoMonkey,wouldyoupleasegoandbuysomefood?Rememberthatwehaveverylittlemoney,only2yuanforaweek.Soyoushouldnotgotothoseexpensiverestaurants,suchasDiningHall6and2,justgotoDiningHall1.Evenif...（最后语速放慢）S:Evenifthedininghallistoofaraway,don'tbuythetake-out.Itsnotclean.Iadviseyoutogotosomeoldlady'shouseandaskforsomebuns.Mindyou,don'tforgettowashyourlunch-boxfirst!T:Tellyouagain,Don1tstopme!（开始抓狂）M颔首许诺。（捎头）舞台另一头的J听了不由眉开眼笑。JI:It'sagoodchance.（喃喃自语状）Act4音乐《爱情三十六计》J1转身变成一个老太婆，挎着篮子慢慢走到了T师徒的眼前。P:Ah,herecomesanoldlady.Hellogranny!What'sinyourbasket?Smellsnice!（上前翻寻）J2:Somepancakesformyson.Heisworkinginthefield.（喘息，很累状）P:I'mhungry.CanIhavesome?Onlyalittlebit.（不行意思状）等P2回答，心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惶恐地护住了篮子。T:Piggy!Tvetoldyouamillionandoncetimes,remembertobepolitetooldladies.（上前制止）J2:Youareverykind.Itlooksasifyouarestarvingandneedsomefood.Icangiveyousomeforfree.T:（双手合十）阿弥陀佛，善哉善哉。J2假意伸手拿食物递给T,企图伺机抓住T,不想袖中露出一只白净的少女的手，立刻被M瞧出了马脚。M:（一把抓住了J的手腕）It'snotahandofanuglyoldlady.Whoareyou?Anuglyoldlady?（兴奋壮）J2尽管是妖怪，但四百年来，这仍是头一遭被人这么窝囊地抓住手腕，简直是又羞又怒。J2:You youdaretouchmyhand!（迅速缩手）M:Monster!T听至I」Monster一词立刻吓得躲到徒弟身后。Act5J2变J1（转身化为原形，奸笑壮）P:BeautifulladyT听到来着是个美人，忙抬头偷看。M:Nomatterhowpowerfulyouare,I'llkillanyonewhotriestoharmmymaster.J1:Nomatterhowpowerfulyouare.I'llkillanyonewhopreventsmefrombeautifyingmyself.音乐《打斗》M:Monster!Takemystick!M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下。就在这千钧一发之际，P突然扑上去将M拦腰抱住。P:Beauty,run!Runaway!T逃过一劫，对列位徒弟尤其是M的拼死爱惜感动之至，不由自主地唱起了OnlyYou。其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐。终于，T唱完了……T:（清清嗓子）Monkey,goandbuythelunch.I’mstarvingtodeath.M:I’lldrawacirclehere.（边走边画）Juststayinthecircleandyou’llbesafe.Don’ttrustanyone.Goodbyesir.M离开后，T等就在圈内打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天,S四处观望。J1见M走了，便又来打T的主意。她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈。J1:Ouch！J1明白M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动。但T近在眼前，她实在不甘愿舍弃。她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC。J1:Come,comeandeatthis.Comeandeatthis.（招手弓I诱T）T等恍如着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走。J终于如愿地把他们引出来了。（天鹅湖舞步跳出去）就在J1的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J1当场抓获。M:Youagain!J1:Youtouchmyhandagain!Hownastyyouare!M:Nowyoucannotrunaway!T方才清醒，想到自己又一次有惊无险，不仅又唱起了OnlyYou。M不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J1的手也放松了。J1伺机溜走了。T唱罢，世人终于松了口气。P突然发觉M正望着J1远去的方向发愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有反映。P:（讥讽地）Ah,thatbeautifulwitchhastakenyourheartaway.M回过神来，发觉自己的失态，给了P一拳。T:Monkey,Iknowthatwitchisnice,butyoucan’tfallinlovewithher.Becauseyouareamonkeyandsheisawitch.Monkeyshouldmarryamonkeyandwitchshouldmarryawizard.Evenifamonkey

canmarryawitch,Ibettherearehundredsofwizardsfightingtomarryher.Howcanyoudefeatthem?S&T:Whatismore,chasinggirlsneedstime,energyandmoney.Now,youhavetogototheWesternParadisewithme,youdon'thaveenoughtime.Tomakethingsworse,wehaveonly2yuanperweektoliveon,youdon'thaveenoughmoney.（后半部份S学T发言，但不作声）M:SurelyIwon't.HowcanIfallinlovewithawitchwhowantstoeatmymaster?T:Thatsfine.Icanrestassured.Tmhungry,whereismylunch?M:Here.Pleasesitintheshadeofthetreesoverthere,rIIgoandfetchsomewater.M把T扶到一边，自去取水了.Act6途中M和J1相撞M:Oh,yougo!（悲痛状）音乐《交响乐》J1:JustnowIfoundactuallyIlikeyou（凑上前去）M：NoIcan't,IamamonkeyandIamamonk.Ihadforgottenwhatislove...J1悲痛壮离开……M舍不得但又不能挽留欲知后事如何请看下集分解！NetFriendSummary:IsitcorrecttomakefriendsontheInternet?Willitbedangerous?Bill,Hillary'syoungerbrother,isarudeandimpoliteboy.Everyoneinhisschooldoesn'tlikehim.However,hereallywantstohaveagirlfriend,soheaskshissistertohelphim.ThenHillarypretendedtobeBillonnetandmetanicegirl,Monica.Threemonthslater,HillaryaskedMonicatogoout

with"Bill"(Herbrother),andarrangedeverythingforthem.WhentheymeteachotheratMcDonald's,MonicafoundthatBillwasn'ttheonewhoshetalkedtoonnet.Then...Finally,Monicaunderstandsthatit'sverydangeroustodatewithstrangersandtrustseverythingofwhichhernet-friendtoldher.Andweallshouldbeverycarefulwhenwe'reonnet.SceneI(Inschoolcafeteria,studentsarehavinglunch)Bill: Hey,Jessie.(Hepushedhershoulderveryrudely)CanIjoinyou?(Jessiedidn'tsayaword,andBilljustsatdown)Bill: Wow!Wow!Wow!Youarewearinganicedresstoday!Jessie: Thanks!Bill: Oh!Whatabeautifulhairclip.Wheredidyoubuyit?(Jessiedidn'tsayanything..)Bill: Hey,youhaveanicewatch.(HeheldherhandstronglyandJessiegotangry.)Jessie: Don'ttouchme!Idon'twanttotalktoyou.Leavemealone!(BillstoodupandwalkedtowardCarol.BillsatdownbesideCarolwithoutaskingher)Bill: Hey,beautiful!Howcouldyoueatsolittle!It'snotgoodforyourhealth!Takethis!

(BillwantedCaroltoeathisfood)Carol: No.Bill: Takeit!(Hewasveryrudeandtheplatefelldown.)Carol: Hey!Whatareyoudoing!Thisismynewskirt!Bill: I'msorry!Carol: Goaway!You'resucharudeguy!(Carolwentaway.)Bill: DidIdosomethingwrong?(Hetalkedtohimself)SceneII(InHillary'sroom.Hillarywassurfingthenet)Bill: Sis....Bill: Hillary!Hillary: Oh!Hi!Bill!Howlonghaveyoubeensittingthere?Areyoutryingtoscareme?(Billdidn'tsayaword.)Hillary: Bill?What'swrongwithyou?Whathappened?Bill: Itriedtodrawsomegirls'attentionbuttheyjustignoredme!Hillary: Hmm....Maybethewayyouusedwaswrong.

Bill:Yeah,maybe.ButIdon'tknowhowtoattractthem.Hillary,Ijustwanttohaveagirlfriend?Hillary:Girlfriend?Bill:Yeah.Hillary:LetmeseewhatIcando.Bill:So,canyouhelpme?Hillary:Ok!Sinceyoureallywanttohaveagirlfriend,I'lltrytohelpyou.Bill:Great!Thankyou!Youareadoll!(Atthismoment,Hillary'snet-friendiscallingher.)Hillary:Oh..Mynet-friend!Bill:Ok!Waitingforyourgoodnews!(BillleftHillary'sroomandHillarywasthinkinghowshehelpedBill.)Hillary:Yeah!That'sit!IcanpretendtobeBillandfindagirlfriendontheInternet!(SheopenedthePCandsawagirl'sname"Monica"...)Hillary:(Laughing……)Monica!(Alittlebitsurprised)Hillary:(Talkedtoherself)ItisthesamenameasthegirlofClinton'ssexualscandal.Hmm.Letmesendamessagetoher.Hillary:Hi!I'mBill!Gladtomeetyou!

Monica:Hello,Bill!,Gladtomeetyou,too.I'macollegestudent,andyou?Hillary:MethreeMonica:(Laughing...)You'reahumorousperson!Hillary:Thanks!Iguessyou'reafemale,aren'tyou?Monica:Yes,Iam.Hillary:(Talkedtoherself)Great!She'sagirl.Monica:Andyou?Hillary:Oh...I'ma"boy"Monica:Whichschoolclubareyouin?Hillary:ComputerInformationClub.Monica:Oh!Really?Soyoumustbeacomputerexpert!Hillary:Youcansaythatagain.Monica:YouknowI'minterestedincomputers,too.So,canyouteachmeortellmesomethingaboutthem?Hillary:Sure!It'smypleasure!(..…Twohourslater..…)Hillary:Oh!It'sinterestingtochatwithyou.Monica:Yeah!I'mveryhappy,too.IIiIIaiy:Willyoubeheretomorrow?Atthesametime?

Monica: Ithinkso,Ihopewecanmeetagain.Hillary: Ok,I'llbeheretomorrow,Bye!Bye!Monica: Bye!Saying: Fromthenon,MonicaandHillarycontinuechattingwitheachotherafterschool.(AtMonica'sroom.AssoonasMonicacamebackhomefromschool,shestartedsurfingthenet.Then,hermomcameintoherroom.Sheknockedherdoor,butnooneansweredthedoor)Mom: I'mcoming!Mom: Oh!Monica,mydarling!I'vejustbakedsomecookies.Wantsome?Monica: No,thanks!Ihavesomethingimportanttodo.Mom: Whatareyoubusydoing?Monica: I'msurfingthenetandtalkingtomynet-friend.Mom: Net-friends!!Theyarestrangers.Youevendon'tknowwhotheyare.Ireadfromthenewspapers.Lot'softhingshappenedonnet.Youshouldbemorecarefulandyouhavetowatchoutforyournet-friends,You'resoyoungMonica: Ok..ok..Iknow,Mom.Don'tworryaboutme.(Momwalkedoutherroom.andMonicasawHillary)Monica:Hello!Bill!

Monica:Hillary:Hi!Monica!How'sschooltoday?Monica:Wonderful!It'sreallyaniceday!Hillary:Monica!Ithinkwe'veknowneachotherforalongtime.AndIjustwonderwhetheryouwouldgooutwithme?Monica:(Talktoherself)Gooutwithhim?Monica:Sure,Iwouldliketo.Ithinkyou'reapoliteandhumorousperson.Itmaybeinterestingtogooutwithyou!Hillary:That'sgreat!HowaboutwemeetingatMcDonald'sonMing-ChangRoadthisweekend?Monica:Allright!It'sadeal!ButhowcanIrecognizeyou?Hilillary:I'llwearablueshirt,bluejeans,abluecapsandalsocarryablueknapsack.Besides,I'llstandbesidethetrashcan.Monica:Allinblue!Wow!Ok!Thatwillbeeasyformetorecognizeyou.Hillary:Yeah!I'llbewaitingforyou!Monica:Ok!SeeyouMonica:(Talktoherself)Ha!I'mlookingforwardtoit!Hillary:(Talktoherself)Yes,Imadeit.I'mgoingtotellBillthisgoodnews!ScenceIII(AtMcDonald's,BillwaswaitingforMonica.Afewminuteslater,MonicasawBillandwalkedtowardBill)

Monica:Hi...AreyouBill?Bill:Yes,Iam.You'reMonica?Monica:Yeah..that'sright.Bill:Youlookgreat!Monica:You'renotbad,either.Hey,Let'sfindatable!Bill:Yeah!Howaboutthatone?I'veorderedsomethings.(Theyfoundatableandbegantalking.)Monica:Bill!Bill:Monica!Bill:Oh!Ladyfirst!Monica:Bill,haveyoualreadyfinishedyourcomputerreport?Bill:Uh...Uh...DidItellyouthat?Monica:Yes,youdid.Yousaiditwasabouthowtokillvirus.Didyoufindouthowtodothat?Bill:Killvirus?That'seasyforme.I'magenius.Justuseaknife.Monica:Aknife?Bill:Yeah!Knifecankilleverything.Monica:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Alright!Alright!Forgetit!Andhowaboutthenovelwediscussedlastweek?

Bill:Novel?I'vereadsomanynovels,whichone?Monica:"Theoldmanandthesea",don'tyouforget?Whathappenedtothatoldman?Bill:Yeah!Th