第507章搬进来那间

TheOneWhereRossMovesWrittenby:PerryRein&GigiMcCreeryTranscribedby:EricAasen5075.07TheOneWhereRossMovesEmily'scousinkicksRossoutoftheapartmenttheyweretolivein,sohemovesinwithChandlerandJoey.Rossismorethanalittleobnoxious(adjsoChandlerandJoeypressurehimtomovetoanewplace...evenifit'stiny.Theirguiltgetsthebetterof(v.them,however,andtheyarrangefor(v.安排)Ross'applicationtoberejected.PhoebedatesaLarry,ahealthinspectorshemetatMonica'sAtfirstsheisturnedon(v.byhispowertocloseplacesdown,butsoonrealizesthatthey'rerunningoutofgoodplacestoeat.Rachelisconvincedthat(vDannylikesherandthathisapparentapathy(n.冷漠)towardherisjustaploy(v.计谋计划)togaintheupperhand(n.优势)intheirrelationship.[Scene:CentralPerk,ChandlerandJoeyarethere.JoeyislookingataNationalGeographicandgiggling.]TheNationalGeographicMagazine：latershortenedtoNationalGeographic,istheofficialjournal(n.定期刊物)oftheNationalGeographicSociety.Itpublisheditsfirstissuein1888,justninemonthsaftertheSocietyitselfwasfounded.Ithasbecomeoneoftheworld'sbest-knownmagazinesandisimmediatelyidentifiablebythecharacteristicyellowborderrunningaroundtheedgeofitscover.Chandler:Areyoulookingatnakedtribe'swomen?triben.部落Joey:No,look.(Showshimthemagazine.)Chandler:That'sapig.Joey:Iknow,Iknow,butlookattheknobsonher.knobn.球形突出物疖瘤(RossentersandhishairisaChandler:Hey!(Joeyquicklyhidesthemagazineunderthecouch.)Ross:Emily'scousinkickedmeout!kickoutv.<Chandler:Joey:Ross:Well,whenyou'resublettinganapartmentfromyourwife'scousinandthenyougetadivorce,sometimesthecousinsuddenlywantshisapartmentback.subletvt.Chandler:Howcanhedothat?Didn'tyousignalease?signaleasev.签租约Ross:Whoneedsaleasewhenit'sJoey:Hey,youcanstaywithus!We'lltakecareofChandler:Oh,yeah!Absolutely!Anythingyouneedman!Butyouhavetopromisemeyou'llletusknowthesecondwhenyoufeelbettersothatwecanmakefunofyourhair!Joey:Yeah.YougotYougotit：大多说情况下是表示赞同的意思。基本上就是简单的“好的”的意思。在别人要求你做一件事时，说“yougotit"其实指的是我知道了，我会做的意思。很口语化说法。Joey:Ross:Thanksyouguys,Ireallyappreciatethis.Allright,I'mgonnagetpackingagain.Man,I'vebeenmovingaroundsomuchI'mbeginningtofeellikeanomad.nomadn.(Joeystartsgiggling.)Ross:What?Chandler:Hethoughtyousaid“乔伊把你说的听成生殖腺(Gonad)了。”Gonad(JoeyburstsoutburstoutlaughingvOpening[Scene:Monica'srestaurant,sheisgettinginspectedbythehealthdepartment,Phoebeiswatching.]healthdepartmentnHealthInspector:Wow,Monica,ifeveryrestaurantisascleanasyours,I'dhaveatoughtimemakingaliving.Monica:Oh,Phoebe:Umm,dohealthinspectorsworkoncommission?healthinspectorn.卫生检查人员/commissionn.佣金Larry:No,bribes.(PhoebePhoebe:It'sokaytolaughright?Larry:Yeah,Iwasjustkidding.Phoebe:Okay.(Shelaughsharder.)Larry:I'llcheckthekitchenfloors.Monica:Okay,knockyourselfout,Larry.Idon'tgetviolations.Youcouldeatbeansoffthatfloor.Butdon't,becausethat'dbeaknockyourselfout:istogoforitortodoasmuchasyouwantwithoutanyone‘s：A:Couldyougivemyyourpencilforawhile?BKnockyourselfout.Mypencilisjust你懒得去理睬的意思。如：Ifyoureallywanttoaskhimwhohasnoanycompetencetohelpussolveourproblems,theonlywordIcantellyouistoknockyourselfout./eatbeansoffthatfloor地板干净到掉在地上的豆子也能吃(HegoesintothePhoebe:Yum-yummyMonica:Phoebe:Ohyeah!I'dlethimcheckoutmykitchenLarry:(entering)A98.Ideducted2pointsbecauseyouarenotwearingyourchef'shat,andthatisaSection5violation.deductvt.chef'sMonica:Uh,look,Larryhoney,umm,IwrotethebookonSection5andIknowthatyoudon'thavetowearyourhatunlessyou'reintheLarry:AndwhereisyourMonica:It'sinthekitchen,I'llgoget(SheheadsforthekitchendoorandjustaftershegoesthroughLarry:Ahhthat'sthe2Phoebe:Hey,youshouldreallyreadthatbookyouwrote.(ToLarry)Wow!Yousawthehatinthekitchenandknewthatshe'dhavetogointherehatlesstogetit.Youcanhaveyourownhealthinspectordetectiveshow!hatlessadj.Larry:Oh,Idon'tknowaboutPhoebe:Yeah,butthenIcanbeyousidekickVunda.sidekick<口>伙伴亲友哥儿俩<俚>共犯共同犯罪者Larry:Maybeuh,VundacouldgivemehernumberandIcanaskhertodinnersometime.Phoebe:Okay,shewouldlovethat!Y'know,'causeyouknowallthecleanplacestoeat.Larry:I-I'llcallya.Phoebe:Okay.(Larrygoestoleavebutheadsthewrongwayandmakesaquicksidesteptogoouttherightdoor.)sidestepn.v.Phoebe:He'ssofunny!(Sheimitateswhathejustdid.)[Scene:CentralPerk,GuntherisservingMonicaandRachel.]Monica:Thanks.Rachel:Thankyou.(ToMonica)Mon?Monica:Hmm?Rachel:How'sRossdoing?Y'knowsincealltheEmilyMonica:He'snotgreatumm,buthe'sdealingwithit.Ohwaitaminute,you'renotgonnatry…Rachel:Oh,honey,please,no,Ican'tgetstartedwithallthatRossstuffagain.Imean,he'sgonnascrewedupforalooongtime.Andbesidesy'know,Idon't,Idon'tgoforguysrightaftertheygetscrewupsomeonewhomessesupconsistentlygoforv./rightafterMonica:Right,youonlygoforthem5minutesbeforetheygetmarried.(Dannyenters.)Danny:(ToGunther)TwopoundsofMocaJavaJavaMocaCoffee:爪哇摩卡咖啡。特色：爪哇咖啡的苦醇，配合巧克力糖浆的甜浓，甘醇顺Monica:(ToMonica)Danny.AreyouguysevergonnagooutRachel:Idon'tknow!Hehasn'tcalledmesincethatonetimewhenwewentout.Iseehiminthehallway,weflirt,I'mallha-ha-ha-ha,andnothing.Danny:(Tothem)Rachel:HiDanny!(Noticeshisboxofliquorhe'scarrying.)Wow!Thirstyhuh?Danny:Uh,actually,actually,I'mhavingapartyatmyplaceonSaturday,it'ssortofahousewarmingkindofthing.Ahousewarmingparty：isapartyheldontheoccasionofmovingintoanewresidence.Itisanoccasionforthehoststopresenttheirnewhometotheirfriends,andsometimesforfriendstogivegiftstofurnishthenewhome.Housewarmingpartiesaregenerallyinformal;usuallytherearenoplannedactivitiesbesidesapossibletour.(搬新居后，邀请朋友来开新居开派对暖房)Monica:Ohh,fun!Rachel:Ohh,great!Danny:Yeah,I'mreallylookingforwardtoit.Rachel:Yeah.Danny:Okay,seeya.(HeadsMonica:Well,Iguesswewon'tbewarminghisRachel:(laughs)Okay.Allright,Iseewhathe'sdoing!He'snotaskingmeout,becausehewantsmetoaskhimout.Monica:Andyou'renotgonnadoRachel:That'sright!'Causethatwouldgivehimthecontrol!Sonowhe'sallooh,comingupwiththiswholeI'vegotapartythingy'know,tryingtogetmetohintaroundforaninvitation.Blewupinhisface,didn'tit?blowupinsomeone'sface：栽了跟头(这里可以译为:当场给他点颜色瞧瞧)。现实生活中总footballplayerisgreat.Theysay,“Pridegoesbeforeafall”.Yearsofconstantsuccessandpopularityareabouttoblowupinhisface.(这名足球运动员是很优秀的。有句话说“骄傲在失败之前”。多年来长久的成功和声望就要使他栽跟头了。)这里片语somethingyouhavedoneorplannedtodoblowsupinyourface,itsuddenlygoeswrong.再看一个例子：Harryisveryproudofherself,shealwaystellsothersthatsheisthebestone.Butnow,itiskindoffunnywatchingthepresentationblowupinherface.(但现在看到她难堪的样子真是有趣。)Monica:So-sothereisnoRachel:No,there'saparty.There'saparty.Butthepower,thatisstillupforgrabs.Youfollowme你懂我意思吗?Monica:Ithinkso.Se,he-he'snotinvitingyoutohispartybecausehelikesyou.Rachel:Monica:Thenwhydidn'theinviteme?Rachel:Toploymeoff.ployn.v.<(amaneuverinagameor[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,they'reenteringtofindboxesstrewnabouttheapartment.]strewvt.Joey:Ross:(enteringfromthebathroom)Heyroomies!Chandler:Lovewhatyou'vedonewiththeRoss:Oh,yeahIknow,Iknow,it'salotofboxes,butagainIreallyappreciateyouguyslettingmestayhere.Joey:Notaproblem.Andlisten,hey!Sinceyou'regonnabehereforawhile,whydon't—Iwasthinkingweuh,putyournameontheansweringmachine.Chandler:OhRoss:Oh,Iuh,hopeyoudon'tmind,Ikindauh,jazzeditupalittle.Checkthisout.(Heplaysthegreeting,andWeWillRockYoustartstoplayandRoss'svoicecomesoverit.)Wewill,wewill,callyouback!jazz<俚>唬人之谈空话胡扯/"WeWillRockYou"：isasongwrittenbyBrianMay,andrecordedandperformedbyQueen.Oneversionwasusedastheopeningtrackontheir1977albumNewsOfTheWorldThisversionconsistsofastamping-clappingbeat,andapowerchorus(nbeingsomewhatofananthem.Whenperformedlive,thisversionisusuallyfollowedby"WeAretheChampions",anotherofthealbum'shits,astheywerebothmadetoleadintoeachother.Ithassincebeenusedextensivelyatsportingevents.Thebandalsoperformedthesonginanotherarrangement(knownasthe"fastversion"),whichfeaturedafastertempo(n.音乐的速andafullguitar,bassanddrumsbackingtrackthroughout.Thebandwouldoftenopentheirlivesetsinthelate1970swiththisversion,ascapturedontheirLiveKillersdoublealbum.Joey:Hey,allright!Ross:Prettycool,huh?(TheybothlaughasRossheadsbacktothebathroom.)Joey:(ToChandler)You'refakelaughingtoo,right?Chandler:Oh,thetearsarereal.[Scene:Arestaurant,PhoebeandLarryarehavingdinner.]Larry:Youlookbeautifulthisevening.Phoebe:(smiles)Showmethebadge(Helooksaroundandflashesherhisbadgeandshelaughs.)Phoebe:Shiny.shinyadj.Larry:Oh,willyoumindifIwashup?BecauseIcamestraightfromworkandwhoknowswherethesebabies(Holdsuphishands)havebeen.washupv.Phoebe:(laughing)Youarejustnonstop!nonstopadj.直达的不停的不休息的(HegoestothebathroomandPhoebeputssomepepperandsaltonherfood.Withthesaltshetakesabitandthrowsitoverherleftshoulderasshefacesus.)peppern.Larry:(comingback)We'reouttaherePhoebe:Why?!Larry:JustwalkingpastthekitchenIsaw10violations!I'mshuttingthisplacedown!violationn.Phoebe:(awed)Youhavethepowertodothat?awedadj.充满敬畏的表示敬畏的Larry:Thisdoes.(Showsherhisbadge.)Phoebe:(excited)Shutitdown.[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,Chandlerisentering.Asheclosesthedoor,Joeypokeshisheadupfromaboxenclosurebuiltusingthe2Joey:Hey.Chandler:Whatareyoudoing?Joey:Nothing.Chandler:Youbuiltafortdidn'tfortn.Joey:(smiles)Chandler:(noticessomething)OhmyGod,theairpurifier!Ross'sairpurifier!AllIheardthrough4yearsofcollegewas(makesahummingpurifiern.(空气或水)净化器/humn.Joey:Dude,youshould'vegoneoutonceandawhile.Chandler:Ihatethisthing!Joey:Comeon,Chandler,Rossisourfriend.Heneedsusrightsowhydon'tyoubeagrownupandcomeandwatchsomeTVinthefort![Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Rachelisopeningthedoor.]Monica:Can'tbelievethatLarrycloseddownChurman's.IlovethatPhoebe：YeahIknow,Youshouldhaveheardaboutalltheirviolations.LarrysaidthattheyshouldcallitVermin's.Thatguyjustplanstokillme笑死我了.verminn.Rachel:Oh,hiDanny:Heyguys,Ijustuh,wantedtoinviteyoutothepartytomorrownight.Monica:Oh,thanks!We'lltrytostopRachel:Uh,actually,IthinkI'mgonnabebusy.Monica:Youare?Rachel:Yeah!RememberIgotthatuh,gala.galan.(ChineseNewYearGalaDanny:Yeah,what'sthegalafor?Rachel:It'sauh,regattaregattan.(Danny:Really!You-yousail?Rachel:No-no,butIsupportit.supportv.赞助Danny:Okay,(ToMonica)hopeIseeyoutomorrownight.Monica:Okay.Danny:Takecare.Rachel:Okay.(Closesthedoor.)Walkedrightintothatonedidn'tMonica:Whatone?Youwantedhimtoinviteyoutothepartyandhedidit!Rachel:Yeah,buthewaiteduntilthelastminute!SoifIsaidyes,hewouldknowIhadnothingbettertodothanwaitaroundforaninvitationtohisstupidparty.Isaid,"No!"Whichputsmerightbackinthedriverseat.havenothingbettertodothan+verbvverbwaitaroundv./putsbrightbackinthedriverseat上风使某人占据主导地位Monica:Great.SotheballisinhistheballisinhiscourtRachel:Ball?ThereisnoMonica:Hey,Pheebs,youwanttojoinus?Phoebe：Oh,sure,yeah.Whereisthisfrom?Monica:It'sfromSunLing's.Phoebe：Oh,LarryjusttoldmesomethingaboutSunLing.(Justrecallsomething)Oh,no,thankyou.[Scene:ChandlerandJoey'sandRoss's,RossisworkingonhiscomputerandJoeyismakingalotofnoise.]Ross:(glaringathim)Joey,please!(Motionstohiscomputer.)Joey:Sorry.(Joeystartsplayingwithatoyalligatorandhasitattackhim.)alligator<动>(产于美国及中国的)短吻鳄 Joey:(NoticesRosslookingathimandstops.Rossgiveshimhis'quietdown'maneuver.Okay,thismaytakeawhiletoexplain,socenterthisonyouscreenandplaceyourhandsaboutafootapartwithyourfingerstogetherandpointingstraightup.Nowtakeyoufingersandpointthemattheotherhandandmakinga90-degreeanglewitheachofyourhandsandthefirstknucklecountingupfromthewrist.Nowtakeyourrighthand,noyourotherright(thatwasforthedyslexics),andloweritacoupleofinches,sothatthefingersarepointingatyourwrist.Nowtakeyourarmsandkeepingtheelbowsbentandyourhandsinfrontofyouspreadoutyourarms,kindalikemakingabird'swing.Nowhunchyourshoulders(=shrug)overandmoveyouhandsupanddownasifyouaretryingtotellsomeonetoturnitdown.That'sRoss'quietdown'maneuver.Well,thereisanaccompanyingface,butIdon'twanttotryanddescribeitaswell.)quietdownv.安静下来/maneuvern/knucklen.指节关节/dyslexicn.诵读困难者/hunchv.耸肩Chandler:(entering)HelloJoey:Hey!Wannaplaysomefoosball?Chandler:Okay.(StartstoheadforwherethefoosballtableusuallyJoey:No-no,no!Wehavetomovethetableintomyroom,yeah!'Causeofalltheboxes.Comeon!(TheygointohisJoey:Allright,Ihaveonequestion.Whatisthedealwiththis?(ImitatesRoss's'quietdown'maneuver,butdoesmovehishandsupanddownhejustflapshishandsasifhe'swavinggood-bye.)flapv.Chandler:Bye-byelittlepuppetJoeyhand?Joey:No,thequietdownthing!Chandler:Youmeanthis.(DoesthemaneuverJoey:Um-hmm!Look,I-I-Idon'tknowhowmuchmoreofthisIcantake!DidyouknowhetapedovermyBaywatchtapewithsomeshowaboutbugs!MyGod!Whatifthathadbeenporn?takev.憋容忍/pornn.AChandler:(gasps)Allrightlook,y'know,thismaybetoughbutcomeon,thisisRoss!Isurvivedcollegewithhim!Joey:Allright,IguessIcanholdoutalittlelonger.Let'shaveaholdoutv.坚持维持Chandler:Okay.(Theystartplaying.)Chandler:No-no-no-no!Joey:YES!!Ross:(entering)Uhfellas,(Doesthemaneuverandgivesthemadoublethumbsup,whichChandlerreturnsasheclosesthedoor.)returnv.Chandler:Okay,sohe'soutofhereJoey:Um-hmm.Commercial[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Monica,Rachel,andPhoebearethere.]Joey:(entering)Hey!Monica:Joey:Youguysgotanythingtoeat?IjustwentdowntoJohnosforsomechickenanditwasclosed!Phoebe:Oh,ItookLarrytheretoeatbutitwasallviolated.Soweshutitdown!Joey:Pheebs,ifthisguykeepsclosingdownallofourfavoriteplaces,wherearewegonnaeat?!Monica:Idon'tknow,cleanplaces?Joey:Umm,yum!(There'saknockonthedoorandMonicaanswersit.)Monica:(lookingthroughthepeephole)It'sDanny.Rachel:Don'tlethimin!I'msupposedtobeataregattaMonica:(toDanny)We'llberightthere!(ToRachel)Can'tyoujustsayitstartslater?Rachel:What?Whatkindofaregattagalastartsatnight?!Monica:Thefakekind!(SheopensthedoorandRachelhidesbehindit.)Danny:Hey,hi,Ineedaladle.Yougotaladle?ladlen.杓子长柄杓Monica:Wehavealadle.(Giveshimone.)Danny:Thanks,seeyouattheparty.Monica:Okay,(HeleavesandsheclosesthePhoebe:Hey,youguys,youknowwhatLarrywouldsay?Hewouldsay,"Seeyouladle."(Laughs.)Seeyouladle：菲比有了一个餐厅卫生检查员男友拉里，他甚至告别说再见时也是说“看你的勺子(Seeyouladle)”，而不是常规的“Seeyoulater”。[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,andRossarethere.ChandlerandJoeyarelookingthroughthepaper.]Chandler:Well,I-I-I'mdonewiththis.YouwantanythingRoss?Sports?International?Apartmentlistings?apartmentlistingn.租屋版块Ross:I'lltakesports.Joey:Mine!(HegrabsRoss:Allright.Uhh,Joey:Ohthat'sminetoo!(GrabsitandRosslooksathim.)I'mRoss:Well,IguessIcancheckoutthoseapartmentlistings,eventhoughthere'sneveranythinginhere.Chandler:NotevenonpageRoss:(looks)Ohyeah!You're—hey,you'reright!Here'sanaffordableplace,(readingad)twobedroom,closetowork,ooh,it'savailableinfiveweeks五周后才能入住!affordableadj.Chandler:Whataboutthatcircledone?circledadj.圈起来的Ross:Oh,I-Idon'tknow,it'skindofexpensiveforastudio.Joey:Butit'savailablenow!Isn'tit?Chandler:Yes,itJoey:Hey,let'sgolookatit!(Theybothjumpup.)Ross:Okay,let'sgo.Joey:Chandler:ThereweRoss:Oh-oh-ooh,heyguys,Iwaswonderingifyouguyswoulduh,maybechipinonsomenewairfiltersfortheairpurifier?Imeanafterall,weallareusingit.chipinv./filtern.过滤器/purifiern.airChandler:Let'sgoquicker.Joey:Yeah![Scene:Theapartmentinthelisting,theguysarecheckingitout.There'soneproblemthough,it'sroughlythesizeofthiscomputerscreen.AstheyenterJoeyletsoutawhistle.]roughlyadj.Ross:OhmyGod!(Lookingaround,whichdoesn'ttakehimChandler:Yeah,welllookatthiskitchen,slashbathroom.Wellthat'sgreat!Y'knowsoyoucancookwhileinthetub.slash<Joey:Somebodywasusinghishead.Hey,let'scheckouttherestoftheplace.(Theydon'tmove,justlookallaroundRoss:Ithinkthisisit.Idon'tknow,maybeweshouldkeeplooking.Joey:Buthey,Ross,thisplaceisavailablenow!Chandler:Yeah,youdon'twanttobestuckwithusforthenextfivebestuckwithJoey:(HelooksatRoss:(ToJoey)So,you-youthinkIshouldgoaheadandtakethisJoey:Oh,it'sRoss:(ToChandler)Howaboutyou?Chandler:It'sakitchenslashbathroom.Ross:Allright,Iseewhatyouguysaresaying.I'lluh,I'llgodownstairsandfilloutanapplication.filloutv.填写(Heexits.)Chandler:WearebadJoey:Heknewweweretryingtogetridofhim.Heknew!(Pause.)Couldwegetabathtubinourkitchen?getridofv.[Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeistherewaitingforLarry.]Larry:(entering)Hey,readyfordinner?Phoebe:Ooh,Larry:Great!YouwantedtogotheItalianplacedownonBleeckerStreetright?BleeckerStreet：isafamousstreetinNewYorkCity'sManhattanborough(n.区).ItisperhapsmostfamoustodayasaGreenwichVillagenightstrip(nThestreetisaspine(n.中心)thatconnectsaneighborhoodtodaypopularformusicvenuesandcomedy,butwasonceamajorcenterforAmericanbohemia(n.派头。为了不让自己喜欢的餐馆被他关闭，当他提议去布利克街(BleeckerStreet)的一家意方不远。Phoebe:Ooh,Ilovethatplace!(Thinksaboutit.)So,no.Larry:HowaboutMamaLozetti's?Phoebe:Enh.Larry:(noticessomething)Iwonderhowlongthatmilk(onthecounter)hasbeensettingout.setoutv.Phoebe:Oh,no-no,thisplaceistotallyhealthy!That—thismilkismine.Iboughtthistoday,'causeIwasthirstyformilk,y'know.(Shetakesaswigofit,buthastoturnawayfromhimasshemakesafacetoshowthatithasgonebad.)Okay,let'sgo!swign.)/turnawayfromv(Justasthey'reabouttoleave,Gunthercomesoutofthebackcarryingtwogarbagebags.Larryseesthisandstopshim.)Larry:Hey,buddy!(Flasheshisbadge.)AreyoufamiliarwithSection11-BoftheHealthCodethatrequiresallrefusematerialoutthebackexit?flashv.亮出/refusen.Gunther:ButthenI'dhavetogoallthewayaroundthedrycleanerdrycleanern.Larry:Oh,soyou'resayingyou'dchooseconvenienceoverhealth?!Gunther:Wouldyoubeinterestedinafreecoffee?Phoebe:Okay,stop!Larry,okay,can'tyoujustbeLarryandnotLarrythehealthinspectorguy?Y'knowImeanitwasreallyexcitingatfirstbutnowit'slike,okay,sowherearewegonnaeatever?Larry:Well,IsupposeIcouldgivehimaPhoebe:Thankyou.(ToGunther,who'sstandingtherefrozen)Okay,go!Go!Go!(Herunsoff.)(ToLarry)Now,ifafterdinneryoustillreallyneedtobustsomeone,Iknowahotdogvendorwhopickshisbust/pickone'snosev[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerandJoeyarelamentingabouthowtheykickedRossout.]lamentvt.Joey:Maybe,maybewedidagoodthing,helpingRossgetbackonhisgetbackonone'sfeetv.依靠自己重新站稳脚跟Chandler:Yesthatwasaniceplace!Joey:Chandler:Notalotofclosetspace,buthecanjusthanghisstuffoutthewindowinabag!Joey:Yeah!Chandler:WhatarewegonnaJoey:Idon'tknow.Maybepizza?Chandler:AboutRoss!Joey:Oh!(ThephoneringsandJoeyanswersJoey:Hello!(Listens.)Ohyeah!(ToChandler)It'stheapartmentmanager;Rossputusdownasreferences.(Totheapartmentmanager.)Rossisthegreatestguyyou'llevermeet!Yeah,he'sveryputsbdownasv./referencen.Chandler:(grabbingthephone)Ofcoursehehasthisbighugedog!Thatuh,barksintothenight.(Listens.)Well,whodoesn'tlovedogs?(Thinks.)Ah,he'satapdancer!(Listens.)Yes,somewouldsaythatisalostart.(Thinks.)He'sapimp!(Listens.)Thereyougo!Yes,he'sapimp.He'sabig,tapdancingpimp!(Pause.)Hello?barkv.吠/tapdancern.跳踢踏舞的舞者/pimpn.(妓/thereyougo没错(Theapartmentmanagerhunguponhimandhehangsupthephoneandthrowsinonthechair.Joeymotions,"Whatthehellwasthat?"Chandlermakesafacetosay,"Thinkaboutit."Joeytriestodivide136by13;he'sconfused.Suddenly,lightdawnsonyonderdunderhead.Hegetsit.)Chandler:(Joeymotions,"Now,that'sthinking!")[RachelandMonica's,Racheliswell-dressed]Rachel:Okay,honey,I'mready.Monica:WhatareyouRachel:IamgoingtowanderintothepartyandIwillbeall,youknow，'Idon'tneedthis,I'mcomingfromaregattagala.'Monica:DidyougetthisoutofaRachel:Monica,honey,thisisasrealasit[Scene:DownstairsatDanny'sparty,MonicaandRachelarecomingdownthestairsandRachelhasonacoattomakeitlookasifshe'sjustgettingback.ButjustastheyreachthelandingtheyseeDannyoutinthehalltalkingtoaguest,RachelthenquicklypullsMonicabackupthestairs.]landingn.楼梯平台/pullbackv.把…向后拉/stairn.Rachel:Shoot,shoot,thisisnevergonnawork!He'srightthere!Monica:Justgooverandsayhi.Rachel:No,IhavetogodownstairsandcomebackupasifI'mcominghomefromtheregattagala.Okay?Sojustgodistracthim.Butdon'tbesexy.(Monicaobeys.)Monica:Hey,Danny!Danny:Hey!What'sgoingMonica:(turnshisbacktothestairs)Oh,it'sagreatparty!Greatfood.Y'know,mostpartiesit'sallchipsandsalsa,chipsandsalsa.(Asshe'ssayingthisRacheltriestoheaddownstairsbutisblockedbypeoplecomingupstairs.Shequicklyretreatsbackupthestairs.)(Seesthatshehastokeephimdistractedlonger.)Soumm,what'sthis?(Pointstohisplate.)Salsa(sauce)：anyofvarioussaucesofItalianorSpanishorLatinAmericanorigin,fromtheItalianandSpanishwordforsauceDanny:Monica:Ooooh!(Rachelnowsucceedsingettingdownstairs.)And-and-andwhat-what'sthis?(Pointsagain.)Danny:Bread.Aren'tyouachef?(Rachelreturns.)Monica:(uponseeingRachelshepoints)Oh.Danny:Hey!Rachel!Rachel:Hey!Ohright,tonightwasyourDanny:Ohwow,youlookgreat!GladyoucouldmakeitRachel:Ohwell,y'know,thegalahadtoendsometime.Danny:Don'tgoanywhere,I'llberightback.(Heheadsoff.)Rachel:Yeah,sure.(ToMonica)Allright,whosecourtistheballinMonica:Ithoughttherewasn'taRachel:Oh,comeon!He'sgladthatIcame,hedoesn'twantmetogoanywhere,ballsflyingallovertheplace!Danny:(returning,withafriend)Rachel,thisismyfriendTom.(ToTom)ThisisthegirlItoldyouabout.Rachel:Oh,goon!YoutellingpeopleaboutDanny:Youtwocouldreallyhititoff!I'mgonnagomingle.(Leaves.)hititoffv.相处融洽一见如故来电/minglevt.交往往来/gominglev.Tom:SoyouworkatBloomingdale's,huh?MymomcallsitBloomies.Rachel:(laughs)Yeah,okay,ateasesolider!ateasev.稍息Tom:I'mRachel:No,it'sallright,youcanjustdroptheactTommy.Iknowwhat'sgoingonhere.YourDanny'swingmanright?Youguysarebestbuds.Fratbros!droptheactv.放弃行动计划别装了/AWingman：isaguyyoubringalongwithyouonsinglesoutings(liketobars)thathelpsyouhookupwiththewomenorig.)USAirForcen.Apilotwhoseplaneispositionedbehindandoutsidetheleaderinaformationofflyingaircraft.bud<俚>Fr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