Nimona《怪物少女妮莫娜（2023）》完整中英文对照剧本

很久很久以前有一个安宁祥和的王国…Along,longtimeago,akingdomlivedinpeace...人♥民♥相信世上没有可怕的东西believingtheyhadnothingtofear.但暗影中潜伏着Butlurkingintheshadows一个非常可怕的邪恶之物wasagreatandterribleevil.妖怪毫无预兆地发动攻击Themonsterattackedwithoutwarning,所过之处生灵涂炭一片废墟layingwastetoeverythingandeveryoneinitspath.但就在最黑暗的时刻一位英雄出现了Butinthatdarkesthour,aheroroseup.她叫葛萝丝HernamewasGloreth.滚回你的暗影中去吧！Gobacktotheshadowsfromwhenceyoucame!（葛萝丝）葛萝丝发誓绝不再让自己的人♥民♥受到伤害Glorethvowedthatherpeoplewouldneverbevulnerableagain.于是她训练了一支精锐的骑士团Soshetrainedaneliteforceofknights并且颁布命令anddecreedthattheirdescendants他们的后人将世世代代保卫王国wouldprotectthekingdomforgenerationstocome.但如果你想要一个美满的结局Butifyouwantahappilyeverafter,就决不能放松警惕youcanneverletyourguarddown因为妖怪一直都在becausethemonstersarealwaysoutthere.（一千年后）各位观众晚上好Goodevening,folks.我们正在光荣球场为你现场直播WearecomingtoyoulivefromtheGlorodome.■我是内特骑士■我是阿兰泽潘•戴维斯I'mNateKnight.-PmAlamzapamDavis.今晚是骑士册封之夜！It'san...innocencewall?洗冤墙Innocencewall.等等你是说你不是坏蛋？Wait.Areyousayingthatyou'renotavillain?是啊！Yes!你是说你是？Yes,youare?不！我不是坏蛋不是No!No,Tmnotavillain.No.哦Oh.怎么？我不是杀人犯你感到失望了？What?AreyoudisappointedthatFmnotamurderer?有点儿Imean,alittle.-算了我跟你没话说了■为什么？Youknowwhat?We'redonehere.-Why?真正的坏蛋还逍遥法外我也确实需要帮助Therealvillainisstilloutthere,andIdoneedhelp.-但不是你-好吧那是谁？Notfromyou.-Aw,fine!Thenfromwho?那个砍断你胳膊的人吗？Theguywhocutoffyourarm?・不是吧？-这件事很复杂好吗？Seriously?-It'scomplicated,okay?祝你被捕时开心Havefungettingarrested.我不会被捕的！Iamnotgonnagetarrested!凶手Murderer.一想吃午餐吗？•好啊我喜欢午餐Wannagetsomelunch?-Yeah,Ilovelunch.你们非得把胳膊拿走是吧？Youhadtotakethearm,huh?巴利斯特？Ballister?院长？Director?我是无辜的I'minnocent.我以葛萝丝的名义发誓IswearonGloreth'sname.我不知道事情是怎么…Idon'tknowhowit...怎么发生的howithappened.我们都目睹了事发经过Weallsawhowithappened.我真傻Ifeelsofoolish,and...我竟然信任你Itrustedyou.女王相信你Thequeenbelievedinyou.她觉得你这种人可以成为英雄Shethoughtsomeonelikeyoucouldbeahero.这让她付出了生命的代价Anditcostherherlife.院长请听我说Director,please.你知道我敬爱女王我热爱学院YouknowIlovethequeen.IlovetheInstitute.去跟戈登罗恩谈谈吧TalktoGoldenloin.我可以跟戈登罗恩谈谈吗？CanIspeaktoGoldenloin?他像其他国人一样伤心欲绝Heisasheartbrokenastherestofthiskingdom.你再也没机会跟任何人谈话了巴利斯特Youwon'tbetalkingtoanyoneanymore,Ballister.拜托！Please!拜托了听我说Please,justlistentome.不我不会再犯这种错误了No.Iwon'tmakethatmistakeagain.院长给我一次机会吧Director,givemeachance.我们给过你机会了Wegaveyouachance.但不是我♥干♥的！ButIdidn'tdothis!一早就跟你说了-老天！Itoldyou.-Oh!GoodGloreth!嘿老大Hey,boss.什么？你是怎么…What?How-知道会是这种结果的？DidIknowthiswasgonnahappen?因为一旦大家认定你是坏蛋Becauseonceeveryoneseesyouasavillain,你就是坏蛋that'swhatyouare.不管你怎么努力他们对你的看法都不会改变Theyonlyseeyouoneway,nomatterhowhardyoutry.不过我得承认你尽力了Yougaveitagoodshot,though.Igottahandittoyou.-谢谢•先别谢我Thankyou.-Don'tthankmeyet.-我还得救你出去呢-等等你是怎么出去的？Istillgottagetyououtofhere.-Wait.Howdidyougetout?我知道密♥码♥Iknowthecode.Beepbopboopbeepbop.密♥码♥无效Invalidpassword.你先请Afteryou.不走吗？No?好吧你可以在里面蹲到天荒地老Youcouldsitherefortherestofeternity,看着你的肌肉渐渐萎缩皮肤开始腐烂slowlywatchingyourmusclesatrophy,yourskinturningtorot,指甲长成长长的爪子卷成炸薯圈的样子yournailsgrowingintolong,curly-fry-lookingtalons.你知道的里面没有马桶Youknowthere'snotoiletinthere.好吧但我来带路Okay,okay,butIlead.要是见到人…Ifyouseeanyone-就干掉Murderrem.躲起来！见到人就躲起来Hide.Ifyouseeanyone,hide.好吧因为我们还是会搞破坏Fine,becausewe'restillgonnabreakstuff.绝对不行That'sahardno.-Uhh!这里应该有很多卫兵才对Thisplaceshouldbecrawlingwithguards.你是怎么绕过…Howexactlydidyougetpast...他们的？...them?我来的时候他们就已经这样了TheywerelikethiswhenIgothere.抓住他们！■拦住他们！Stop'em!这边！•冲啊!Overhere!-Charge!独臂俱乐部要增加新会员了TheOne-ArmClub'sabouttogetsomenewmembers.听懂了吗？Getit?咋了？太急了吗？-凶手！What?Toosoon?-Murderer!他确实是个凶手…乐趣杀手Heisamurderer...offun.・你有计划吗？-这就是我的计划！Didyouevenhaveaplan?-Thisistheplan!帮你越狱、制♥造♥混乱、搞破坏等等等等我们赢了Ibreakyouout,chaos,destruction,something,something,something,wewin.老套的〃等等等等我们赢了〃这计划烂透了The"oldsomething,something,something,wewin."Terribleplan.总好过你的计划“蹲在阴暗没有马桶的牢房♥中郁闷”Betterthanyourplanof,"Sitinthedarkandmopeinaroomwithnotoilet."我没有郁闷！Iwasnotmoping!-女王杀手！Queenkiller!骑士不会郁闷我们只会沉思刚才我在沉思Knightsdon'tmope.Webrood.Iwasbrooding.哦Oh.好吧这样吧Okay,fine.Youknowwhat?我们按你的方式来怎么样？Whydon'twedoityourway?Yeah?干掉他干掉她干掉所有人！Murderhim,murderher,murdereveryone!巴尔？Bal?・安布罗修斯■祝你健康Ambrosius.-Gesundheit.哦死对头Oh,nemesis.死对头？Nemesis?女王杀手！Queenkiller!一看！是葛萝丝！・哪里？Oh,look!ItsGloreth!-Where?-开门！-原来不是出口我的错Openthedoor!-Notanexit.That*sonme.你见到他看我的眼神了吗？Didyouseethewayhelookedatme?他真的认为是我杀了女王HereallythinksIkilledthequeen.所有人都认为是你杀了女王Everyonethinksyoukilledthequeen.--振作点老大-你干什么？Snapoutofit.-Whatwasthatfor?听着我可以让我们脱身但马上会有怪事发生Icangetusoutofhere,butthingsareabouttogetweird.-马上会有怪事？一向我保证你不会抓狂Abouttogetweird?-Promisemeyouwon'tfreakout.怎么保证？我都不知道会发生什么How,ifIdon'tknowwhat'sgonnahappen?•那你只能相信我了•我为什么要相信你？Iguessyou'lljusthavetotrustme.-WhywouldItrustyou?・不然你会死在这个储物间！-死？Ifyoudon't,you'lldieinthiscloset!-Die?・快点保证！-我保证Nowpromise!-Ipromise.-真心保证？-我用性命保证！Promisepromise?-Onmylife!那就再说一遍Thensayitagain.-Ipromise!我保证！Wow.Evenwhenyouseethehorn?哇就算看到角也不会抓狂？角？你是说号♥角吗？Horn?Youmeanlikeatrumpet?快保证！Justpromise!我保证我不会抓狂…IpromiseIwillnotfreak-Uh...现在你们该逃了Thisisthepartwhereyourun.大家快出去！Everyonegetoutofhere!•耶!•哦不!Yeah!-Ohno!不！别过来！退后！不！这不是真的！No!Stayaway!Getback!No!Thisisnothappening!咿哈！Yee-haw!哦不哦老天！Ohno.Oh,goodGloreth!Aah!犀牛？Rhinoceros?・别碰那个家伙！一吃我一角！Leavethatguyalone!-Takethat!-不！别走楼梯！■楼梯！No!Notthestairs!-Ooh,stairs!别走楼梯！Whoo!-Notthestairs!-你是什么东西？-我是妮莫娜！Whatareyou?-I'mNimona!•所以你既是女孩又是犀牛？-我会千变万化So,you'reagirlandarhino?-I'malotofthings.什么情况？Whatishappening?--你没事吧？■有事！Areyougonnabeokay?-No!-你保证过的-对！Youpromised.-Right!对你保证过不会抓狂的Right.Youpromisednottofreakout.-右转!.哦!Turnright!-Oh!站住！Halt!这个楼板出奇地结实Huh.Thisfloorissurprisinglystable.啊来了Ah,therewego.你冷吗？Coldinhere?-Uhh!救救我！Helpme!Helpme!你…你是故意的You.Youdidthatonpurpose.反应很快嘛老大没错Youcatchonquick,boss.Yeah.不我们得离开这里No.We'vegottagetoutofhere.不！别跳下去！No!No!No!Nogoingdown!Nogoingdown!那边有楼梯!别跳！Staircase!Nogoingdown!耶！Yeah!等等等等我们赢了Something,something,something,wewin.帅Metal.)Hey,hey,hey,heyJ?Hey,hey,hey,heyJCanIgetawitness,acloserlook?/JEverybodyitchingForathronetothrowJ}AndyoucouldbethewidgetTomyturbojjBetterseeyourstatuswhenIgosoloJ嘿老大！Ah.Hey,boss!・JDoyouforget,forgetthebasics?J』Onagolong-)我昏迷多久了？HowlongwasIoutfor?15年Oh.Fifteenyears.15年？Fifteenyears?别这么容易上当只有几个小时Don'tbesogullible.Itwasjustacoupleofhours.吃早餐塔可饼吗？Breakfasttacos?慢着我记得我们在储物间Wait.Wait.LastthingIremember,wewereinasupplycloset.现在…我是怎么来到这里的？Andnow...HowdidIgethere?我拖着你走了11公里Idraggedyoufor,like,sevenmiles.发生什么事了？Whathappened?你的头在人行道上撞了好儿次Yourheadbouncedonthesidewalkafewtimes.记忆好模糊It'sallsofoggy.是吗？你还谢我来着说你永远欠我的人情Really?Youthankedme,saidyou'dforeverbeinmydebt,还说我们永远是最好的朋友andthatwe'dalwaysbebestfriends.绝对是真的Totallyhappened.嘿我把老巢布置了一下Hey,Isprucedupthelair.我重新布置了武器来一个死一个Iarrangedtheweaponsinorderofdeadliness,解除了儿童保护装置打开了毒药四处摆放unchildproofedtheplace,openedthepoisonslayingaround,还让一些生锈的钉子伸出地板一厘米andpulledsomerustynailsonecentimeteroutofthefloorboards.总之把这里变成了更邪恶的老巢Overall,justmadeitmuchmoreevillair-yinhere.“邪恶老曹〃这名字太适合坏蛋了你绝对应该改改名字EvilLarry.That'sagreatvillainname.不可能Youshouldchangeyourname.-Nevergonnahappen.随便吧老曹Whatever,Larry.我还更新了你的谋杀墙AndIupdatedyourmurderwall.糟糕Oops.另外我还制定计划包括复仇、折磨Plus,Idrewupplansforrevenge,torment,以及寻常干坏事andgoodoldgeneralmalfeasance.犀牛Rhinoceros.你看起来很抓狂你保证过会保持镇定的Youlookfreaked.Youpromisedyou'dholdittogether.你不是人类You'renothuman.■你在找东西吗？-我的剑Youlookingforsomething?-Mysword.它爆♥炸♥了记得吗？Itexploded.Remember?你是个妖…You'reamo—什么？妖娇、妖媚、妖冶？What?Marsupial?Mariachi?Meatbail?你是个妖怪You'reamonster.不许叫我妖怪！Donotcallmethat!不当然不是No.No,no,no.Ofcoursenot.你显然不是一个巨大的、会喷火的…You'reobviouslynotamassivefire-breathing,youknow-但你确实会变形Butyoudodotheshifty-shift-shifting-shapething.你是个女孩能够变成…Andyou'reagirlwhocanturninto-你是什么？Whatareyou?我是妮莫娜I'mNimona.不这不是答案No,that'snotananswer.人类不会变成别的东西Peopledon'tjustturnintothings.我就会Ido.好吧那我有无数个疑问Okay.Fine.ThenIhaveamillionquestions.准你问一个Yougetone.你为什么要帮我？Whyareyouhelpingme?因为无聊BecauseI'mbored.加上你也被所有人讨厌Andeverybodyhatesyoutoo.（侍从）那个侍从肯定知道一些内情Thesquirehastoknowsomething.是他把剑交给我的那把剑…He'stheonethatgavemethesword.Theswordthat...那把剑…that...你需要那个侍从吗？Youneedthesquire?那我们去干掉…找他Thenletsgokill-Gethim.我们去找他Let'sgogethim.你和我Youandme.不绝对不行No,absolutelynot.你干的事太过分了不行Thethingyoudo?Ifstoomuch.No.Andtonight*sthenightweknighttheknights!-对吧小潘？■没错内特Ain'tthatright,Pam?-Itsureis,Nate.但这也是一千年来最有争议的一次骑士册封仪式Butthisisalsothemostcontroversialknightingceremonyinathousandyears.空气中弥漫着兴奋和紧张的气氛Youcanfeeltheexcitementandthetension.快点！要开始了！Comeon!It*sstarting!因为今晚传统将被废除Tonight,traditionwillbecastaside王国将永远改变就因为一个人andthekingdomwillchangeforeverbecauseofoneman.巴利斯特Ballister.那个不切实际地梦想成为骑士的流浪儿Thestreetkidwiththeimpossibledreamofbeingaknight.我是来消灭妖怪保卫王国的！I'mheretoslaymonstersandprotectourkingdom!的确不切实际Impossible,thatis,直到女王本人做出一个令人震惊的决定untilthequeenherselfmadeashockingdecision.没错他没有贵族血统No,hedoesn'tcomefromanoblebloodline...但也许他拥有一颗英雄的心...buthemightjusthavetheheartofahero.巴利斯特紧紧把握这个机会AndBallistermadethemostofthatchance以全年级第一名的成绩从学院毕业graduatingtopofhisinstituteclass.这一届学员中包括…Aclassthatincludesnoneotherthan...・安布罗修斯•戈登罗恩•嘿AmbrosiusGoldenloin.-Hey.葛萝丝的直系后代DirectdescendantofGlorethherself,也是同辈人中众望所归的骑士andthemostanticipatedknightofageneration.-Whoo!-Whoo!随着巴利斯特破天荒地加入骑士团我想你是想说：“谢谢你救了我”Ithinkyou'retryingtosay,"Thanksforsavingmylife.',三次了如果你有数的话Threetimes,ifyou'rekeepingscore.不过你说得对我相信你一个人能行Butyou'reright.Tmsureyoucandothisalone,虽然王国的所有骑士都在追杀你祝你好运witheveryknightintheentirekingdomgunningforyou.Goodluck.等等Wait.什么事邪恶老曹？Yes,EvilLarry?・我…■我加入I...-Pmin.不过先说好帮你洗刷罪名之后我要永远做你的正式助手Here'sthething.Whenweclearyourname,thenIamyourofficialsidekickforever.不许反悔成交？Notake-backsies.Deal?•我不确定我是否愿意■别想那么多I'mnotsureI'mcomfortablewiththat.-Don'toverthinkit.变回你自己好吗？Canyoujustbeyou,please?我听不懂Idon'tfollow.变回女孩的样子Girlyou.但我不是女孩ButI'mnotagirl.我是鲨鱼I'mashark.嘿你试过把脑袋放进鲨鱼的嘴里吗？Hey.Youeverputyourheadinthemouthofoneofthese?•我应该待在牢里的•来吧！Should'vejuststayedinjail.-Comeon!你明明就是想！Youknowyouwanna!天啊！看看这里！Ohman!Lookatthisplace!一千年的历史毁于一旦Athousandyearsofhistorydestroyed.嘿曼斯利-干嘛？Huh.Hey,Mansley.-What?你叔叔的脑袋落在我奶奶的屁♥股♥上了Youruncle'sheadfellonmygrandma'sbutt.太好笑了-不错Nice.不过挺可惜的Oh,sosad,though.如果戈登罗恩没有帮他…Well,ifGoldenloinhadn'thelpedhim...让我理理清楚Ineverliked...-Letmegetthisstraight.杀害女王的凶手Themurdererofthequeenescaped在一个女孩、一只鸵鸟和一条鲸鱼的帮助下逃走了？withthehelpofagirl,anostrich,andawhale?它毁了我们的淋浴间！Itdestroyedourshowers!这都怪他！Thisishisfault!告诉他托德•怪我？Tellhim,Todd.-Me?你为什么不早点告诉我们巴利斯特跟鲸鱼是同伙？Whydidn'tyoutellusBallisterwasworkingwithwhales?鲸鱼？不是吧托德？Whales?Really,Todd?咋了？鲸鱼？不是吧？就是你比任何人都了解他兄弟Oh,what?Whale?Really?Yeah.Youknewhimbetterthananyone,bro.我想阻止他来着兄弟Itriedtostophim,bro.是吗？像这样吗？“哦嗨巴利斯特进来吧”Really?Likethis?"Oh,hi,Ballister.Comerightin."“当然可以带上你的鲸鱼鸵鸟和巨胖的独角兽""Andofcourseyoucanbringyourwhale,ostrich,andbigfatunicorn."胖独角兽？-没错你也看到了Fatunicorn?-Yeah,yousawit.■那东西用角撞烂了所有东西■你是说犀牛吧？Onewiththehornthatbrokeeverything.-Youmeanrhinoceros?如果我是说犀牛我会说“犀牛〃IfImeantrhinoperos,Iwouldhavesaidrhinoperos.够了！Enough!王国有个恶人在逍遥法外Thereisavillainonthelooseinourkingdom.看看你们像平民的孩子似的Lookatyou,actinglikecommonchildren.记住你们受过的训练Rememberyourtraining.记住你们的身份Rememberwhoyouare.保卫王国是我们与生俱来的使命Weareborntoprotectthiskingdom.正是我Iwasborn.让我带队吧院长Letmetakethelead,Director.我现在只想做两件事第一有一把巨大的剑There'sonlytwothingsIwantrightnow.A,tohaveareallybigsword.有了Check.第三让巴利斯特这个杀害女王的恶魔得到他应有的下场Andthree,totreatBallisterlikethequeen-killingmonsterheis.-我会追捕他与寸！I'llhunthimdown.-Yeah!我不会手下留情我会・・・I'llmakeithurt.Tilmake-我来吧I'lldoit.-Huh?为什么？Why?如果说有人能找到巴尔…IfanyonecanfindBal...找到巴利斯特findBallister避免有人受到伤害…beforesomeoneelsegetshurt...那就是我了it'sme.这是我们几代人以来面临的最大威胁Thisisthegreatestthreatwe'vefacedingenerations.好在我们有葛萝丝的后人率领我们Thankfully,wehaveadescendantofGlorethtoleadus.什么?What?王国的骑士们Knightsoftherealm,搜查每一条街道每一处暗影searcheverystreet,everyshadow.找到巴利斯特带他来见我FindBallister,andbringhimtome.昨天学院遭到恶意袭击后Afteryesterday'sviciousattackontheInstitute,骑士团再次加派人手ourknightshaveredoubledtheirefforts追捕歹徒巴利斯特inthemanhuntforthevillainBallister.好吧Whew.Okay.我们只需要前往集市找到那个侍从同时不惊动…Wejusthavetogettothemarketandfindthesquirewithoutdrawingatt—你能不能安静点？Willyoubequiet?相比之下你的计划很烂而且无聊Counterpoint.Yourplansucks,andit'sboring.好戏在哪里？惊恐的尖叫声呢？Where'sthedrama?Thescreamsofterror?-等等嘘Wait.Shh.-我们是坏蛋接受吧Wearevillains.Embraceit.不这次按我的方式来不要伤人No.We'redoingthingsmywaythistime.Noonegetshurt.我正打算采用“伤人〃的版本呢Iwasgoingforthe"hurtingpeople"version.-我们找到那个侍从盘问他-然后伤害他Wefindthesquireandquestionhim.-Thenhurthim.-不然后寻找证据■通过拷打他No.Andthenfindtheproof.-Byhurtinghim.不我们赶紧去集市吧行吗？No.Canwejustgettothemarket,please?收至uRogerthat.■距离下一趟航♥班♥起飞还有三…■不你干什么？Nextflightleavesinthree...-No.Whatareyoudoing?.二….不…哈!我是鬼...two...-No-Boo!Tmaghost.Hehhehheh.抱歉不能让别人见到我跟那玩意儿在一起！Eh,sorry.Ican'tbeseenwiththat!Aah!这是优秀助手的标配Thisisqualitysidekickingstuff.太显眼了It'stoomuch.别那么紧张最坏能糟到哪里去？Oh,unclenchyourmustache.What'stheworstthatcouldhappen?妖怪袭击Monsterattack.Monsterattack.立刻寻找庇护所Seekimmediateshelter.王国的公民们大家好Citizensoftherealm,hello.鉴于昨天学院遭到可怕的袭击Inlightofyesterday'shorrificattackontheInstitute,我们正在采取一切防范措施保证大家的安全wearetakingeveryprecautiontokeepyousafe.请不要惊慌这只是测试Pleasedonotbealarmed.Thisisonlyatest.请大家一切照常请大家放心Goaboutyournormallivesandrestassured局势尽在学院的掌控中thattheInstitutehasthissituationwellinhand.祝大家愉快愿葛萝丝永远指引你GooddayandmayGlorethguideyoualways.不要惊慌请保持镇定Donotbealarmed.Pleaseremaincalm.这只是测试Thisisonlyatest.哦！“不要惊慌”警报真有效Oh!AHdonft-be-alarmednalarm,ive.你不明白吗？Don'tyougetit?一旦我们放松戒备就会有可怕的东西翻墙而入Thesecondweletourguarddown,somethingterriblecomesoverthatwall.你出过那道围墙吗？Haveyoueverevenbeenoutsidethewall?出过因为我想找死没有！没人出去过！Yeah,'causeIhaveadeathwish.No!Noonehas!所以也许外面什么也没有？So,maybethere'snothingthere?算了我们走地下收起翅膀Youknowwhat?We'regoingunderground.Withoutthewings.待会儿你就想要翅膀了You'regonnawant'emlater.死吧！滚回暗影里…Die!Die!Die!Die!Die!Gobacktotheshadowsand-哩iJ、、、 •Hey!（征服者广场站）下一班地铁将于三分钟后抵达Nexttrainarrivinginthreeminutes.记住见到可疑的东西杀无赦Remember,ifyouseesomething,slaysomething.（打赏）你正在收看KTV新闻台You'rewatchingKTVNews.击掌！Highfive!休息过后是“第一家庭时尚”栏目介绍贵族们的当季穿着Afterthebreak,HFirstFamilyFashion/1whatthenoblesarewearingthisseason.太酷了我们出名了Socool.We'refamous.开什么玩笑？You*vegottabekiddingme.我喜欢我们Ah.Iloveus.・不好意思让我看看你的脸•好的Excuseme.Ineedtoseeyourface.-Ofcourse.然后转角处冒出一只水獭它咬了我Sothenanottercomesaroundthecorner,anditbitme.是海獭还是河獭？Aseaotterorariverotter?你在开玩笑吗？这有关系吗？它咬了我Areyoukidding?Doesitmatter?Itbitme.两者在组成结构上有很大的不同There'ssignificantanatomicaldifferencesbetweenthetwo.我不知道它…Idon'tknow.Itwas...想上地铁就肯定会被他们看到We'renevergonnamakeitonthattrainwithoutthemseeingus.必须引开他们Weneedadistraction.谁有四根拇指而且特别擅长引开敌人？Whohasfourthumbsandisgreatatdistractions?好吧但低调点Fine,butdialitdown.要神不知鬼不觉地…Somethinginconspicuousanddiscreet,like...她不见了Andshe'sgone.女王杀手！Thequeenkiller!见到可疑的东西杀无赦！Ifyouseesomething,slaysomething!我是巴利斯特•博德哈特！It'sBallisterBoldheart!我很邪恶我讨厌所有人！Yaah!Irmevil,andIhateeverybody!但我最讨厌自己谁来给我一个拥抱？NotasmuchasIhatemyself.Cansomebodygivemeahug?我讨厌微笑！Baah!Ihatesmiles!■找到他了！■我讨厌纸杯蛋糕Gothim!-Ihatecupcakes.我觉得婴儿都是丑八怪！AndIthinkbabiesareugly!看啊！我在闲逛我在乱扔垃圾Lookatthis!Tmloitering,andI'mlittering.希望你们都喜欢即兴爵士乐Ihopeyoualllikefreestylejazz.抓住他！Gethim!-快点！-别催我！我在追了！Hurryup!-Stoppushingme!I'mtrying!我没催你！我在鼓励你前进！I'mnotpushing!Tmencouragingyouforward!鼓励归鼓励别打我！Well,doitwithouthitting!战车在等我们呢Ourchariotawaits.刚才是什么情况？你没说过你可以变成我Whatwasthat?Andyouneversaidyoucouldturnintome.对了我可以变成你Bytheway,Icanturnintoyou.郑重声明刚才一点都不像我Well,fortherecord,thatisnothinglikeme.说得对你从来没那么有趣过You'reright.You'reneverthatmuchfun.（扫描区S）找到他了！Wefoundhim.-Wefoundhim!看！Look!好吧走我们去抓这个穷小子Allright,let'sgo.Let'sgetthisgutterpunk.•是长官•等等Yes,sir.-Wait.继续播放Letitrun.感觉不对劲Somethingdoesn'tfeelright.他讨厌即兴爵士乐Hehatesfreestylejazz.-你要让他跑掉了兄弟-继续播放You'relettinghimgetaway.-Keepplaying.时间不等人Theclock'sticking.停There.是他那班地铁开往哪里？That'shim.Where'sthattrainheaded?那是前往集市的快车六分钟后到达That'stheexpresstothemarket.Arrivesinsixminutes.我们去那里等他Andwe'llbetheretomeethim.现在走吧Nowwego.•所有人去集市•是长官Everyonetothemarket.-Yes,sir.“所有人去集市我是个呆子我的头发有薰衣草的香味”“Everyonetothemarket.Tmadork,andmyhairsmellslikelavender."饿了吗？Starving?-Rahhr!脆脆果！Kwispy!那就用龙牌脆脆果消灭饥饿吧！ThenslayyourhungerwithDragonKrisps!-嘎口崩脆！一大口嚼！Crunch!-Munch!接招吧！Takethat!好啊耶！Allright,yay!耶！Yeah!龙牌脆脆果英雄早餐必不可少！DragonKrisps.Partofyourheroicbreakfast!（相信学院）Ecch!你一直盯着我看You'vebeenstaring.有人想吃披萨了吗？Didsomebodywantpizza?你能不能正常一秒钟？Canyoupleasejustbenormalforasecond?正常？Normal?我只是觉得如果你是个女孩那会轻松一些Ijustthinkit'dbeeasierifyouwereagirl.做女孩更轻松？你太搞笑了Easiertobeagirl?You'rehilarious.我是说如果你看起来像人类会轻松一些Imean,easierifyoulookhuman.谁会轻松一些？Easierforwho?你啊很多人不像我这么包容Foryou.Alotofpeoplearenrtasacceptingasme.嗯？Mm-hmm?你是怎么变成这样的？Howdidyougetlikethis?怎么变得这么王炸的？What?Youmeanawesome?不你是怎么…我只想搞清楚我在跟谁合作No,howdoyou—I'mjusttryingtounderstandwhatI'mworkingwithhere.我是妮莫娜I'mNimona.这什么都解释不了Thatexplainsliterallynothing.没错你说得对No,you'reright.我应该给你一个更好的解释Youdeserveabetterexplanationthanthat.当时我还是个孩子Iwasjustakid.天真可爱的小女孩Cute,little,innocentme.我在树林里玩耍Iwasplayinginthewoods,追逐飞翔的鸟游泳的鱼followingthebirdsflyingandthefishswimming蹦蹦跳跳的小鹿andthedeerbounding.它们在一起显得如此快乐Theyalllookedsohappytogether,而我…butI...我孤零零的Iwasalone.就在那时That'swhenIheardit...-我听见有歌♥声召唤我...asong,callingme,把我带到一口许愿井前leadingmetoawishingwell.-许愿井？你怎么知道那不是普通的井？Howdidyouknowitwasn*tjustaregularwell?•你想替我讲故事吗？一对抱歉请继续Doyouwannatellmystoryforme?-Right.Sorry.Goon.当我慢慢靠近那口井时WithBallisterjoiningtheranks,forthefirsttimeinhistory,我们的安全将掌握在一个平民的手上oursafetywillbeputinthehandsofacommoner.我感觉不安全Idon'tfeelsafe.这不是葛萝丝想要的ItrsnotwhatGlorethwanted.但愿女王知道自己在做什么Ugh.Ireallyhopethequeenknowswhatshe'sdoing.所以今晚只剩下一个问题Sotonight,onlyonequestionremains.王国会接受这个有可能不够格的骑士吗？Willthekingdomacceptthisknightwhomightnotberight?（他配吗？）王国会接受这个有可能不够格的骑士吗？Willthekingdomacceptthisknightwhomightnotberight?行了Allright.巴利斯特会在他人生中最重要的日子闷闷不乐吗？AaandwillBallisterbebroodyonthebiggestdayofhislife?我没有闷闷不乐我只是…我在思考I'mnotbrooding.Tmjust-I'mthinking.Thisismythinkingface.这是我思考的表情嘿思考的表情看着我Hey,ThinkyFace.Lookatme.你比我们任何人都更优秀也更努力Youwerebetterandworkedharderthanallofus.你要成为骑士了巴尔You'regonnabeaknight,Bal.好吧Okay,okay,okay.但万一他们还是讨厌我呢？Butwhatiftheystillhateme?没有人会讨厌王国的英雄Noonehatesaherooftherealm.他们会爰你的They*regonnaloveyou.像我一样LikeIdo.先生们女士们Mylordsandladies,AsIslowlyapproachedthewell,手中神奇地出现了一枚硬币acoinappearedinthepalmofmyhandasifbymagic.我知道我该怎么做AndIknewwhatIhadtodo.我鼓起勇气攥紧那枚硬币Isummonedmycourage,heldthecointight,把它扔进井里同时许了一个愿threwitintothewell,andmadeawish.希望有一天我会被困在一列地铁上Awishtoonedaybetrappedonasubway跟一个紧张兮兮的骑土在一起他还问我一堆土老帽的问题withanuptightknightaskingmesmall-mindedquestions.那块披萨还在吗？Doyoustillhavethatpizza?集市站到了一NowarrivingatMarketStation.酷我们到了Cool,we'rehere.你的朋友也到了Andsoareyourfriends他看到我们了吗？Doyouthinkhesawus?看到了Yes.上!Go,go,go!-上！-左边Move!-Ontheleft.•安全•安全Clear.-Clear.・安全•快!Clear.-Moving!这是什么情况？WhatinthenameofGloreth?小鲸鱼Tinywhale.Whoa!戈登罗恩见到你变形了吗？DidGoldenloinseeyoudothething?不是吧？那家伙砍断了你的胳膊你还担心被他见到你跟我在一起Seriously?Thatguycutoffyourarm,andyou'reworriedaboutbeingseenwithme.・我说了这件事…•很复杂我知道Itoldyou,it's---Complicated.Iknow.你看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choppingisnotalovelanguage!他不是砍断我的胳膊他是在解除一件武器Hedidn'tcutoffmyarm.Hedisarmedaweapon.我们受的训练就是这样It'showweweretrained.哇！Wow!他们对你洗♥脑♥洗得真彻底Theybrainwashedyougood.你以为只有院长参与其中吗？YouthinkthisstopswiththeDirector?现在你应该质疑一切Youshouldbe