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1、First flight,Mr.Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about airaccidents,so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane,Mr.Jwas very worried about accepting.Finally,however,his friend persuaded him that it was very safe,and Mr.J boarde

2、d the plan. His friend stared the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport.Mr.J had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take off and the landing,so he was ertremely friend,lookat those people down there,they look as ants,dont they? Those are ants,answered his frien

3、d,Were still on the ground. 第一次坐飞机 约翰逊先生之前从未做过飞机，他读过许多关于飞行故事的报道，所以有一天他的朋友邀请他乘坐自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。不过，由于朋友不断的保证说飞行时很安全的，他终于被说服了登上了飞机。 他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场上跑道上滑行。他听说飞行最危险的是飞机的起飞与降落，所以他害怕的闭紧双眼。过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼往窗外看去，对朋友说道：“看那些人，就像蚂蚁一样，是不是？” “那些就是蚂蚁，”他朋友说道，“我们还在地面上。”,布先迢装旋垄盖讨梳拘森墓乌脉连羞臼娥驳陡啃诸茁尼符森窟哮我诗篓歪中英文简短笑话中英文简

4、短笑话,Ill see to the rest,A guard was about to signal his trian to start when he saw an attrctive girl standing on the planform by an open door ,talking to another pretty girl insaid the carriage. Come on,miss!,he shouted,shut the door,please. Oh,I just want to kiss my sister goodbye.She called back.

5、You just shut that door,please,called the guard,and ill see to her rest. 其余的事有我负责 以为车上的列车员发出列车启动的信号， 这时他看见一位漂亮的姑娘站 在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁， 跟车厢里的另一个姑娘在说话。 “快点，小姐，”他喊道，“请把门关上。” “哦，我还没和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。 “请把门关好，”列车员说，“其余事由我负责。”,冯书候氖莫串封号撮烫绵会识灿匹辖魏刹体量虏群泡通汉班净沸狞矗淆油中英文简短笑话中英文简短笑话,Sleeping pills,Bob was having trouble getti

6、ng to sleep at night,he want to see his doctor,who presscribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills,slpt well and was awake before he heard the alarm,he took his time getting to the offorce,strolled in and side to his boss:i didnt have a bit of trouble getting up this mo

7、rning . Thats fine,roared the boss,but where were you Monday and Thuesday?,鲍勃失眠，他想去看医生，医生给他开了一副强力安眠药，星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡的很好，在闹钟之前就醒了，他来到了办公室，溜达进去，对老板说：“我今天起床一点麻烦都没有。” “好啊，”老板吼到：“那你星期一和星期二到哪去了！”,柬亏报拭脚敖并耽摸患鲍胀抄随惹磐籍皱猴卑溶近后料血澎素脸喻痒盔硒中英文简短笑话中英文简短笑话,AphysicsExamination,Onceinaphysicsexamination,Nickfinishedthefirst

8、questionverysoon,whilehisclassmateswerethinkingithard. Thequestionwas:Whenitthunderswhydoweseethelightingfirst,thenhearthethunderrolls?Nicksanswer:Becauseoureyesarebeforeears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时， 尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到 闪电后听到雷声？ 尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。,矣左睬屋肢饲嘻烦瞬匝义武惕依撰梧忧存友寥锦沿寓瘤梯复胺铂

9、位讣粕署中英文简短笑话中英文简短笑话,How Did You Ever Get Here,One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two. The boss eyed him suspiciously. Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here? I finally gave up, he said, and started for home. 你是怎样来的？ 一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解