四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版).doc

新梁祝外传L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁： 英母 英父 (1)take me to your heart旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）梁:Yingtai ，I love you so much and Ill miss you so much.！Z祝:I love you, too! Dont worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. Ill marry you as soon as Im back. Wait for me just for two years.梁: Ill kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:Ill kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo抱走，走出几步回头再抱祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo dont know anything.英母：darling darling。（拉住英父）英父： 怒气转身 No matter you Say what is useless. The childs wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And. 被B打断英父： I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling.The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐非起马：I love yingtai so much. Its doesnt matter if you see me or not,Im standingright there with no emotion.Its doesnt matter if you love me or not,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace youor let me live in your heart to eternity, silencelove,calmness joy.英母：oh。That was e in.sit down please!马：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond happy . 母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so handsome. 打断父：大怒指着马）NO way !马：thats why?英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you gennerously. Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉 ,马：I dont know.英父：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise, 马：I dont know.英父：do you still know who I am and who you are now.马：I dont know.英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?英母：I have no words.马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and presents.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar. only 3 million dollar. only 3 million dollar. （逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出钢笔来准备签字旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。梁: Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo. Im calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think youd better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?祝: Because Ill get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see. Ill give you some color to see see.祝：shanbo, If life deceives you, dont be sad, do not impatient! believe me. Everything is rapidly, everything will pass, But the past of, will become a kind of memory.梁：FUCK you。 Ill kill you! I will kill you in America!祝: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible旁：liangshanbo cant face the reality what zhuyingtai give up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to American.everyday he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。梁：today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am. Im here to kill you.祝: Liang.shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.M: You! Get out of here.梁: You! Get out of here!马: OK you are stronger than me. I get out of here now! 祝: Please dont go. Just stay, please. Hell kill me.马: I know! But if I stay, hell kill me by the way.祝: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?马: Sorry, Im not good at 葵花宝典. Im just good at 新华字典。 祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me?梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.祝: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said youd love me forever. Dont kill me, ok? Shanbo.梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, Ill kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I cant love you, the only choice is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didnt cherish it. If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you, The only man I love in this