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初中幽默英语演讲稿初中幽默英语演讲稿 初中幽默英语演讲稿一：初中幽默英语演讲稿 One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in. There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read. Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading. Reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. Its worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books. book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without others transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television. Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. As we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. We can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. I love book from my heart, form book I know how to communicate with others, and I learn my homeland is the place I love best, and also I know my parents are the very individuals who I love through my life. What about the television? Television, sometimes, show violence, sex, drugs beyond our choice. 初中幽默英语演讲稿二：初中幽默英语演讲稿(2674 字) Love Your Mother 爱你的母亲 Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. “Because Im a woman,“ she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他. “I dont understand,“ he said. 我不明白.他回答 His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will, but thats “. 妈妈拥抱了他说,“你永远也不会明白,但没关系.“ Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?“. 后来小男孩问他的父亲“妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故 的哭泣?“ “All women cry for no reason,“ was all his Dad could say “所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣“,这是他的父 亲唯一可以解释的. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭. Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked “God, why do women cry so easily?“ 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问“上帝,为什么女人 容易哭泣?“ GOD answered 上帝回答: “When I made woman, I decided she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort. “当我创造女人的时候, 我决定把她造的很特别, 我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人. I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come even from her own children. 我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害, 甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickneand fatigue without complaining 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友, 甚至当每个人都放弃的时候, 她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all yanjianggao/ircumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly She has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears 我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己 的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候. 她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到 安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧. I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart 我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错.我用男人 的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly 我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的 妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力 与决心. For all of this hard work, I also gave her a tear to shed. It is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only weakness When you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good. 因为这些种种的困难， 我也同样赐她流下眼泪， 这是当她在需要时可以使用的， 这是她唯一的软弱之处. 当你看到她哭泣的时候， 告诉她你有多么地爱她， 告诉她她为所有人所做的一切， 即使这样她可能还是会哭泣， 但你会使她的心里得到安慰. She is special! Please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives. 她是独特的! 请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人， 有母亲，姐妹 和特别的女性在他们生命里的人. But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is. Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier. 但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女 人是多么奇妙的被造物. 每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每 一步都更轻松. Love your Mother Always 永远爱你的母亲， and keep her Smiling 并且使她微笑常在 初中幽默英语演讲稿三：初中幽默英语演讲稿(1235 字) Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. “Lets go to the fair, Matt,“ his wife said. “We havent been anywhere for a long time.“ Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, “All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything. “ They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matts wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money. Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane. “Fun flights!“ the notice said, “ $ 10 for 10 minutes. Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn