高中英语 生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕15素材.doc

生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕1500:00:13,139 - 00:00:14,439what the hell?什么鬼情况? 200:00:14,441 - 00:00:16,140emergency preparedness drill.应急预案演习. 300:00:16,142 - 00:00:18,592- oh, no, come on! - yeah, you know how it works.- 天呐 不要啊! - 你知道该怎么做的. 400:00:18,594 - 00:00:21,229once a quarter, keep our readiness up.一季度一次 让我们有备无患. 500:00:21,231 - 00:00:23,481now, rise and shine, sleepy head.起床活动活动吧 瞌睡虫. 600:00:23,483 - 00:00:26,067half the town is probably dead.半个城市可能都沦陷了. 700:00:26,069 - 00:00:30,087i have to get a lock for my door.我真该在我门上加个锁. 800:00:30,089 - 00:00:32,123i think youll like the drill tonight.我觉得你会喜欢上这个演习之夜的. 900:00:32,125 - 00:00:33,658ive tried to make it fun.我尽可能地让这变得有趣了. 1000:00:33,660 - 00:00:34,992each of these cards这里每张卡片上 1100:00:34,994 - 00:00:38,629contains a detailed scenario of a possible apocalyptic event.都包含了一个详细的灾难性事件. 1200:00:38,631 - 00:00:40,748everything from wild fires从意外火灾到 1300:00:40,750 - 00:00:44,168to a surprise invasion by canada.加拿大的突然入侵. 1400:00:44,170 - 00:00:46,721pick a catastrophe, any catastrophe.来选一张灾难卡 随便哪张. 1500:00:47,789 - 00:00:52,793sheldon, canada is not going to invade california.sheldon 加拿大是不会入侵加利福尼亚的. 1600:00:52,795 - 00:00:54,362yeah, really? you think those hippies是吗 你真认为华盛顿和俄勒冈的 1700:00:54,364 - 00:00:56,998in washington and oregon can stop them?那群嬉皮士们能拦得住他们? 1800:00:58,133 - 00:01:00,084fine.败给你了. 1900:01:00,936 - 00:01:02,136all righty!好嘞! 2000:01:02,138 - 00:01:05,823an 8.2 magnitude earthquake devastates pasadena,8.2级的地震袭击了帕萨迪纳 2100:01:05,825 - 00:01:07,775reducing mighty edifices to dust,把高楼大厦震成了满地碎片 2200:01:07,777 - 00:01:09,827engulfing the city in flames.城市淹没在熊熊火焰中 2300:01:09,829 - 00:01:11,478the streets flow with blood街道上满是无辜者的鲜血 2400:01:11,480 - 00:01:13,531and echo with the cries of the wounded.和灾众痛苦的哀嚎. 2500:01:13,533 - 00:01:15,249oh, excellent choice.哇哦 选得好. 2600:01:15,251 - 00:01:17,535now, put on your hardhat and safety vest.现在 戴上你的安全帽 穿上安全衣. 2700:01:17,537 - 00:01:18,836oh, fun.有意思. 2800:01:18,838 - 00:01:21,655i get to spend another night in front of our apartment我又得打扮得跟村民乐队似的 2900:01:21,657 - 00:01:24,592dressed like one of the village people.在我们公寓前度过这个夜晚了. 3000:01:24,594 - 00:01:26,427you make that joke every three months.你每三个月都要开这样的玩笑. 3100:01:26,429 - 00:01:27,628i still dont get it.我还是没发现笑点在哪. 3200:01:27,630 - 00:01:29,964leonard. wait.leonard. 等等. 3300:01:29,966 - 00:01:30,932what are you doing?你在干什么? 3400:01:30,934 - 00:01:33,518i dont know, what am i doing?我哪知道 我又怎么了? 3500:01:33,520 - 00:01:34,685look around you-看看你周围- 3600:01:34,687 - 00:01:38,055theres hypothetical broken glass everywhere.到处都是假想的碎玻璃啊. 3700:01:38,057 - 00:01:40,174really? youre going to face armageddon神呐 都世界末日了 3800:01:40,176 - 00:01:41,809without your orthotics?你不带上你的足部矫形器(增高?)? 3900:01:41,811 - 00:01:44,512your choice.好吧 你说了算. 4000:01:44,514 - 00:01:46,847uh-oh, hypothetical aftershock!来啦 假想的余震! 4100:01:48,151 - 00:01:49,200aah!啊! 4200:01:49,202 - 00:01:51,485and thats why we wear hardhats.所以说咱要戴上安全帽. 4300:02:20,918 - 00:02:22,952check it out- press release看看 来自美国宇航局 4400:02:22,954 - 00:02:24,254from nasa.新闻发布会. 4500:02:24,256 - 00:02:26,690um, expedition 31 will launch this spring远征31号这个春天将发射 4600:02:26,692 - 00:02:28,558to the international space station.前往国际空间站 4700:02:28,560 - 00:02:32,095crew members will include commander tom tombo johnson,船员们包括有指挥官通宝tom johnson 4800:02:32,097 - 00:02:34,731astronaut mike supernova novacelik宇航员超新星mike novacelik 4900:02:34,733 - 00:02:37,332and payload specialist howard wolowitz.随船科学家howard wolowitz 5000:02:38,303 - 00:02:42,572this is going right into my synagogues newsletter.这会刊登上我们犹太教会的报纸的. 5100:02:43,574 - 00:02:44,991d-dude, if youre going to be an astronaut,伙计 你要是成为宇航员的话 5200:02:44,993 - 00:02:47,243you need to pick a cool nickname.就得给自己取个酷一点的外号. 5300:02:47,245 - 00:02:48,244i dont get to pick it.这玩意不是自己选的 5400:02:48,246 - 00:02:49,829the other guys have to give it to me.是其他宇航员给起的 5500:02:49,831 - 00:02:53,850oh. if i had one, it would be brown dynamite.哦 如果我有一个 我就叫褐色风暴 5600:02:54,803 - 00:02:56,204are you not listening to me?你没听我说吗? 5700:02:56,223 - 00:02:59,056the other astronauts have to give you your nickname.是其他宇航员给你起外号的. 5800:02:59,657 - 00:03:00,957are you not looking at me?你看看我好么? 5900:03:00,959 - 00:03:02,776i am brown dynamite.我这明显就是褐色风暴啊. 6000:03:05,046 - 00:03:07,997why do you put six sugars in your coffee?你干嘛给你咖啡加六份糖? 6100:03:07,999 - 00:03:09,832because the cafeteria doesnt offer因为这破食堂不提供脱氧麻黄碱(兴奋剂) 6200:03:09,834 - 00:03:13,219little packets of methamphetamine.我只能用这破玩意提神. 6300:03:13,221 - 00:03:15,171emergency drill night last night, huh?昨晚有是突发状况演习夜? 6400:03:15,173 - 00:03:17,057- uh-huh. - howd you do?-对-你怎么样? 6500:03:17,059 - 00:03:19,392ill tell you exactly how he did.我会准确的告诉你们他昨晚表现的怎么样. 6600:03:19,394 - 00:03:21,511readiness: unsatisfactory.准备状况:令人不满 6700:03:21,513 - 00:03:23,813follows direction: barely.遵从指示:几乎没有 6800:03:23,815 - 00:03:26,316attitude:a little too much.完成态度:太过多余 6900:03:28,153 - 00:03:31,488not only will he probably die in a fiery inferno,他不仅会死于熊熊燃烧的地狱烈火 7000:03:31,490 - 00:03:34,040his incessant whining would most certainly spoil而且他喋喋不休的牢骚很有可能 7100:03:34,042 - 00:03:36,209everyone elses day.把别人美好的一天烧成灰烬. 7200:03:37,294 - 00:03:39,462you know what, i cant even think straight.你们懂么 我现在脑子都转不动啦. 7300:03:39,464 - 00:03:40,696im going home.我要回家休息. 7400:03:40,698 - 00:03:44,167will one of you guys give this nutbag a ride back later?你们谁一会儿把这个疯子给捎回去? 7500:03:44,169 - 00:03:45,218you cant go home.你不能回家. 7600:03:45,220 - 00:03:47,703you have to take me to the dentist at 4:00.你必须四点钟带我去看牙医. 7700:03:47,705 - 00:03:50,173oh. cant you take the bus to the dentist?哦 你就不能自己搭公交车去看牙医吗? 7800:03:50,175 - 00:03:51,874of course i can. its coming back,我当然可以 只是又绕回来了 7900:03:51,876 - 00:03:53,709under the residual effects of the anesthesia,我会受到残余的麻醉剂影响 8000:03:53,711 - 00:03:54,928thats the problem.对 就是这个问题 8100:03:54,930 - 00:03:56,379two years ago,两年前 8200:03:56,381 - 00:03:59,065after a deep gum cleaning, i thought i got on a bus在一次深度的牙龈清理之后 我以为自己搭上一班公交车 8300:03:59,067 - 00:04:02,068but somehow wound up on a booze cruise to mexico.但醒来才发现自己正和一帮烂醉如泥的酒鬼前往墨西哥. 8400:04:03,771 - 00:04:06,389they put you under for a cleaning?他们清理牙龈还要把你麻醉? 8500:04:06,391 - 00:04:08,908yeah, they have to- im a biter.是的 他们不得不这样做 我喜欢咬人 8600:04:08,910 - 00:04:10,944whatever, sheldon. im exhausted.随你便了 sheldon 我已经要累死了. 8700:04:10,946 - 00:04:12,996im not taking you to the dentist.我不会带你去看牙医的. 8800:04:12,998 - 00:04:14,280wrong, sir.先生 你搞错了 8900:04:14,282 - 00:04:17,834wrong. under section 37-b of the roommate agreement-你搞错了 根据室友协议37条的b部分 9000:04:17,836 - 00:04:19,836miscellaneous duties- you are obligated各种乱七八糟的责任 你有责任 9100:04:19,838 - 00:04:21,404to take me to the dentist.带我去看牙医. 9200:04:21,406 - 00:04:24,574see? its right here after providing a confirmation sniff看到没? 这条就在 9300:04:24,576 - 00:04:27,293on questionable dairy products.遇到可疑性乳制品 要闻一下这条下面. 9400:04:27,295 - 00:04:31,214you know what, i am sick of the roommate agreement.你知道吗 我受够了这该死的室友协议. 9500:04:33,385 - 00:04:34,634its ridiculous.这太傻了. 9600:04:34,636 - 00:04:36,636im your roommate, not your chauffeur.我是你室友 不是你司机 9700:04:36,638 - 00:04:38,805you know, i had better things to do yesterday昨天要不是非得载你 9800:04:38,807 - 00:04:41,691than drive you all the way to the good model train store一直去到加登格罗夫的 good 模型火车店 9900:04:41,693 - 00:04:43,693in garden grove because the one in pasadena我还有更重要的事要做呢. 10000:04:43,695 - 00:04:46,696has gotten too big for its britches.就因为你嫌帕萨迪纳这家过于自我膨胀. 10100:04:46,698 - 00:04:48,598well, it has.靠 本来就是. 10200:04:48,600 - 00:04:50,266ask anybody.地球人都知道啊. 10300:04:50,268 - 00:04:51,484i dont care.关我屁事. 10400:04:51,486 - 00:04:52,485im done.就这样吧. 10500:04:52,487 - 00:04:53,820hold on.等一下. 10600:04:53,822 - 00:04:57,157are you saying that you want to invoke clause 209?你是想调用第209号条款还是咋滴? 10700:04:57,159 - 00:04:58,541i dont know what that is,我不知道那是条啥 10800:04:58,543 - 00:05:01,127but if it means i can go home and sleep, then yes.如果它说我可以回去睡觉 那就是吧. 10900:05:01,129 - 00:05:02,128think carefully here.你要想好了. 11000:05:02,130 - 00:05:04,214clause 209 suspends our friendship,209号条款将终止我们的朋友关系 11100:05:04,216 - 00:05:05,774and strips down the roommate agreement to然后让我们的室友协议 11200:05:05,799 - 00:05:07,099its bare essentials.退化到最基本的内容. 11300:05:07,169 - 00:05:08,512our responsibilities toward each other would我们对对方的责任将仅限于 11400:05:08,537 - 00:05:10,517only be rent, utilities共同租房 分享公用设施 11500:05:10,722 - 00:05:13,056and a perfunctory chin jut out of recognition以及我们经过门厅看见对方时 11600:05:13,058 - 00:05:14,340as we pass in the hall.一个象征性的伸下巴. 11700:05:14,342 - 00:05:15,959sup?好? 11800:05:19,129 - 00:05:21,648where do i sign?我签哪儿? 11900:05:21,650 - 00:05:23,683right here.这儿. 12000:05:23,685 - 00:05:25,418use your finger.用手指写. 12100:05:26,187 - 00:05:28,471there. done. all right.好 行了 写完了. 12200:05:28,473 - 00:05:31,024thats it. we are now no longer companions,很好 我们从此再不是伙伴儿 12300:05:31,026 - 00:05:32,659boon or otherwise.铁哥们儿或什么了. 12400:05:32,661 - 00:05:34,477we are now merely acquaintances.我们从今以后只是泛泛之交. 12500:05:34,479 - 00:05:36,613to amend the words of toy story-借用玩具总动员里面的台词就是 - 12600:05:36,615 - 00:05:40,583you have not got a friend in me.我们再也不是好朋友了. 12700:05:40,585 - 00:05:41,868im gonna go home and take a nap.那我回去休息了. 12800:05:41,870 - 00:05:44,921yeah, well, tell it to someone who cares.谁在乎你跟谁说去. 12900:05:46,090 - 00:05:48,508i got pretty exciting nasa news today.告诉大家一条相当好的今天的nasa(美国国航局)新闻. 13000:05:48,510 - 00:05:51,160next week i fly to houston for orientation下周我要去休斯顿 13100:05:51,162 - 00:05:54,464and zero-gravity elimination drills.做失重状态下定向排泄训练. 13200:05:54,466 - 00:05:55,515what does that mean?啥意思啊? 13300:05:55,517 - 00:05:58,334hes gonna learn to poop in space.他去练习在太空中丢堆. 13400:05:59,970 - 00:06:03,005open the pod bay doors, hal.hal 请打开分离舱(出自电影2001太空漫游). 13500:06:04,058 - 00:06:07,694maybe your nickname should be brown dynamite.没准儿你的绰号才应该叫 褐色风暴(满飞船的褐色啊) 13600:06:10,281 - 00:06:12,282hello, dear friends.朋友们 你们好. 13700:06:12,284 - 00:06:14,534and dr. hofstadter.hofstadter博士好. 13800:06:15,402 - 00:06:17,570sup?好? 13900:06:17,572 - 00:06:19,789sup?好. 14000:06:19,791 - 00:06:21,407my apologies.郑重道歉. 14100:06:21,409 - 00:06:22,709i wouldve been here sooner,要不是公交车不断停车接客 14200:06:22,711 - 00:06:26,028but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.我应该能更早回来. 14300:06:26,030 - 00:06:28,414i saved you a dumpling.我给你留了个饺子. 14400:06:28,416 - 00:06:30,550oh, your concern for me is touching.你的关心感动屎我了. 14500:06:30,552 - 00:06:31,885it will serve you well所以 等你明天带我去看牙医的时候 14600:06:31,887 - 00:06:34,370when you take me to the dentist tomorrow.我会好好回报你的. 14700:06:34,372 - 00:06:35,871im sorry, sheldon, im busy.不行 sheldon 我忙着呢. 14800:06:35,873 - 00:06:38,091im right in the middle of my addiction study.我正忙乎着研究酒精成瘾现象呢. 14900:06:38,093 - 00:06:40,193ive got a lab full of alcoholic monkeys,现在实验室里关满了一堆酒鬼猴 15000:06:40,195 - 00:06:43,162and tomorrows the day we switch them to odouls.明天我们就给它们换无酒精啤酒了. 15100:06:43,164 - 00:06:44,614youre my girlfriend可你是我女朋友啊 15200:06:44,616 - 00:06:47,283and youre not going to cater to my every need?连你都不顾我的需求吗? 15300:06:47,285 - 00:06:49,986oh, whered the magic go?喔 爱情的魔力哪里去鸟啊? 15400:06:51,055 - 00:06:53,022sheldon, thats not what girlfriends are for.sheldon 女朋友不是用满足这个需求的. 15500:06:53,024 - 00:06:55,391although, you dont use them for what theyre for,但 你又不用她们满足那个需求 15600:06:55,393 - 00:06:57,160so what do i know?那我又多什么嘴呢? 15700:07:03,033 - 00:07:05,118howard doesnt make me do his shoppinghoward就不要我帮他买东西 15800:07:05,120 - 00:07:06,753or take him to the dentist或者送他去看牙医 15900:07:06,755 - 00:07:08,671or pick up his dry cleaning, right?或者去帮他拿干洗的衣服 对吧? 16000:07:08,673 - 00:07:10,072absolutely.必须的. 16100:07:10,074 - 00:07:12,842but when mas hips give out, youre up, kid.但要是是我妈屁股又伤了 你就得顶上了 妞儿. 16200:07:14,044 - 00:07:16,930well, if amys too busy, that gives the rest of you好吧 如果amy太忙了 你们就有机会 16300:07:16,932 - 00:07:19,081an opportunity to make my life easier,来完成让我生活更轻松的任务啦. 16400:07:19,083 - 00:07:20,216thus assuring yourselves带我去的人 16500:07:20,218 - 00:07:21,968a footnote in my memoirs,能在我的自传里留上一个注脚 16600:07:21,970 - 00:07:25,221tentatively entitled youre welcome, mankind.暂命名不用谢,人类 16700:07:25,223 - 00:07:26,556all right, then,好.的 接下来 16800:07:26,558 - 00:07:29,392just shout when you hear the task you want to undertake.听到你想帮我的事情就大声说出来吧. 16900:07:29,394 - 00:07:30,944uh, dentist.额 看牙医. 17000:07:34,898 - 00:07:37,283okay, w-we can circle back to that one.好吧 一会再说那个. 17100:07:37,285 - 00:07:39,786um, well, who wants to take me wednesday morning嗯 谁想在周三早上带我去 17200:07:39,788 - 00:07:42,622to get new heels put on my dress shoes?给我的礼服鞋换个新鞋跟? 17300:07:45,993 - 00:07:47,109anyone?没有人? 17400:07:47,111 - 00:07:49,779oh. that one had hoot written all over it.噢 这个任务多么有意思啊. 17500:07:49,781 - 00:07:52,465um, all right, uh, dermatologist.嗯 好吧 皮肤科? 17600:07:55,285 - 00:07:57,453allergist.过敏科? 17700:07:58,138 - 00:08:01,074podiatrist.足科? 17800:08:01,076 - 00:08:02,976supercuts?理发? 17900:08:02,978 - 00:08:05,561okay, okay, heres a fun one.好吧 好吧 下面这个有意思. 18000:08:05,563 - 00:08:07,797um, i need a new picture frame嗯 我需要一个新相框 18100:08:07,799 - 00:08:10,483and i have a hankering for swedish meatballs.又想吃瑞典肉丸子. 18200:08:10,485 - 00:08:13,653who wants to spend the day with me at ikea?谁想和我一起去宜家(宜家源自瑞典) 18300:08:15,155 - 00:08:16,689their meatballs are pretty good.那肉丸子可好吃了. 18400:08:16,691 - 00:08:17,323whats that?你说啥? 18500:08:17,325 - 00:08:18,574nothing, nothing.没什么 没什么. 18600:08:20,944 - 00:08:22,662hello, stuart.你好 stuart. 18700:08:22,664 - 00:08:24,313oh, hey, sheldon.喔 你好 sheldon. 18800:08:24,315 - 00:08:25,948can i help you find something today?你今天要买什么吗? 18900:08:25,950 - 00:08:27,450no, no.不 不是的. 19000:08:27,452 - 00:08:28,651i was just sitting at home刚待家里无聊 19100:08:28,653 - 00:08:30,787thinking about how it might be nice to catch up决定出来会一会 19200:08:30,789 - 00:08:32,288with my ninth favorite person.我第九喜欢的人. 19300:08:32,290 - 00:08:34,290ninth?第九? 19400:08:34,292 - 00:08:36,292you moved up one.你还上升了一个名次呢. 19500:08:36,294 - 00:08:39,829my pen pal in somalia was kidnapped by pirates.我在索马里的笔友被海盗绑架了. 19600:08:41,598 - 00:08:43,349so, uh. how are you?这么说来 你最近如何？ 19700:08:43,351 - 00:08:45,134uh. not so good.呃 不怎么样. 19800:08:45,136 - 00:08:48,221my shrink just killed himself and.我的心理医生自杀了. 19900:08:48,223 - 00:08:50,623blamed me in the note.他在遗言上把我列为有责任的相关人士. 20000:08:52,976 - 00:08:55,177great. great.很好 很好. 20100:08:56,447 - 00:08:58,481so, whats new with your family?你家最近出过什么状况没? 20200:08:58,483 - 00:09:00,700hows your mother? is she alive?你母亲情况如何? 还健在不? 20300:09:00,702 - 00:09:02,201yeah.在. 20400:09:02,203 - 00:09:04,771and your father? alive?你父亲呢? 健在吗? 20500:09:04,773 - 00:09:05,872yes.在. 20600:09:05,874 - 00:09:07,657how about your grandparents, they alive?你爷爷奶奶呢? 他们还健在吗? 20700:09:07,659 - 00:09:09,876no.不在了. 20800:09:09,878 - 00:09:11,444oh, im so sorry for your loss.啊 请节哀顺变. 20900:09:12,529 - 00:09:13,746on a cheerier note,再告诉你个好消息 21000:09:13,748 - 00:09:17,050i have a teeth-cleaning appointment this afternoon.我预约好了 下午去洗一次牙. 21