The One With Joey’s Porsche.doc

605 The One With Joeys Porsche Porsche:a type of fast German sports car 波尔舍研究设计发展公司是德国较大的汽车研究和设计公司，成立于1930年，创建人是著名的天才设计大师费迪南德&8226;波尔舍博士（FERDINAND PORSCHE）。该公司是承担各汽车公司和政府委托的各种研究课题和设计工作，也接受国外有关汽车公司委托的设计、研究和试验任务。波尔舍博士的第一件作品就是获得极大成功的甲壳虫轿车。 第二次世界大战后，他和儿子费利&8226;波尔舍制作了356运动车，之所以命名为356，是因为波尔舍作了第356次更改设计方案，该车在车赛中一举成功，取得桂冠。60年代开始生产911型运动车，其时费迪南德&8226;波尔舍已去世，主要是他的儿子和孙子亚历山大&8226;波尔舍继承了他的事业。在1967年一次5天的赛事中，一辆911试验车打破了16项世界纪录，被人称为顶级的波尔舍（保时捷），由此，保时捷运动车名威天下。 保时捷汽车的商标选用了公司所在斯图加特市的盾形市徽，中间的黑马表明这里早在16世纪就以产名马而闻名，上有斯图加特（STUTTGART）字样，背景上的鹿角，告诉人们这里也曾是狞猎的场所，金黄的底色则表示成熟了的麦子，黑红相间的条纹分别代表肥沃的土地和人们的智慧。公司名称在上方最显眼的地方，勾划了一幅美丽的田园景色，象征着公司辉煌的过去和美好的未来。Scene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.go off:AMERICAN INFORMAL to suddenly become angry and start shouting:go off on: He just went off on her for no apparent reason.Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!Ross: Look I was going to tell you!Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.Chandler: What?Monica: Youre kidding!Phoebe: (overdoing it) Oh my God!Monica: Ross!Ross: Okay, maybe it wasnt my best decision. But I just couldnt face another failed marriage.Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?jump in:to interrupt someone while they are talkingRoss: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!shaken/shocked/thrilled to the core:MAINLY BRITISH very surprised, upset, or excited by somethingRoss: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.Phoebe: Another lie. You have a sickness!Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?give somebody a piece of your mind:informal to tell someone that you are very angry with themAfter the game he gave the players a piece of his mind.Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee.Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my hand! Hey Gunther, these yours?Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)Chandler: You left a shoe here?!Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.Joey: Great! Thanks. (Exits.)Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!Chandler: (not enthused) Yeah, all right.Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna pass. Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies.iffy:not certain about whether to do somethingMonica: Come on Chandler, come on! Itll give us great practice for when(realizes what shes about to say and changes)people with babies come to visit.Scene: The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note.Guy #1: Nice car!Joey: Yeah, its not mine.Woman: (walking up) I love your car.Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.Woman: I bet its fast.Joey: Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?Woman: Yeah!Joey: (checks in the window to make sure it has them) Its got em!Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe and Rachel are having tea.Rachel: So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Rosss, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.Rachel: Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommate Pheebs.Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate!Rachel: Well theres an idea!Phoebe: Yeah!Rachel: That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th. Rachel: December 26th, huh maybe shes Santa Clause.(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.be the apple of somebodys eye:to be loved very much by someoneBen was always the apple of his fathers eye.Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!peep:usually singular SPOKEN a very slight sound or noise:not a peep from/out of someone: There wasn抰 a peep out of her after I put her to bed.Ross: Okay Rach, butRachel: Op! Youre peeping!(Ross grunts something and hands her the pen he was trying to hand her.)Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!Ross: Look I told youRachel: I dont wanna hear Three failed marriages!Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?Rachel: Ugh! (Stares at him.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?Phoebe: (rapidly) Im doing okay. I think its going well. Do you think theyre having fun? Am I talking to fast?Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)Phoebe: Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.Monica: What do you mean?Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)Phoebe: That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.end zone:the area at the end of a football field where you have to take the ball in order to score points【上图是橄榄球(美式足球)的示意图。左边：punt，pass，place kick；右边：阻挡tackle，失球fumble，receive。守门员站的最后一格便是end zone】Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on.begrudge:to feel annoyed that you have to do something: RESENT:begrudge doing something: I begrudge paying so much just to park the car.Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.Phoebe: Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered.Joey: (entering) Hey guys!Chandler: Hey!Phoebe: Hey!Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!Chandler: Shocking! Since you still have the keys.Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.【股票有很多种说法，share，stock，equity。swordlover学的是金融，刚到英国的时候， 连股票都不知道怎么表达，特别是第一节课，便被这些都表示股票的单词弄混了，所以才决心抛弃了金山词霸，用英文解释来理解英文。】share：股票最常见的说法count BUSINESS one of the equal parts of a company that you can buy as a way of investing moneystock：侧重于在股市上的股票，如股票市场叫stock market=stock exchange。而且stock可做可数名词指公司的一份股票a share，也可以作不可数名词指公司的所有股票sharesBUSINESS one of the equal parts into which the value of a company is divided: SHARE:He made a living buying and selling stocks.Technology stocks fell sharply today.equity：侧重于股票的价值。一般在会计或者投资银行学上使用the value of a companys SHARESChandler: What equity investments?Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?keep up:intransitive keep up with to continue to learn about something:We try to keep up with whats happening.Monica: Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound.rag:count a piece of old cloth used for cleaning or wiping something:an oily ragChandler: You dont even have a car!Monica: I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.Chandler: And?Monica: And six others.Chandler: There you are.Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.Joey: Yeah, she tops out at 130.Guy #2: Wow!Joey: And thats just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.Guy #2: Really! You got a place upstate?Joey: Sure!Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.Joey: Okay, take it easy.The Porsche Owner: Hey! Thats my car.Joey: Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with it.The Porsche Owner: What-what are you doing?Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now Im just polishing her up.The Porsche Owner: But its my car!Joey: Yeah, but its my wax.The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.The Porsche Owner: Im not coming back.Joey: Why not?The Porsche Owner: I live upstate.Joey: Yeah, so did I.(The guy gets in and drives off.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them.Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.Monica: Yeah, two hours, a lifetime thats the same.Chandler: (entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!Chandler: He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!Phoebe: No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, thats just gonna mess them up.Chandler: Theyre not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!【英国的信用卡，swordlover真的有点无语。本来安全第一不错，但是所有事情真的都是过犹不及，但每次打电话办点信用卡方面的事情，客服总是问你N多问题，包括开户行，上次刷卡的时间，上次刷卡的地点，上次刷卡消费的金额，经常把swordlover逼问得流冷汗，本来是自己的卡，都弄得自己好象在偷别人的信用卡用似的。还有，在网上登录查看金额的时候，它不允许你输入信用卡的全部密码，只要求你输入密码中几个位数的组合，如“第5个+第2个+第7个+第8个+最后一个”，结果弄得象swordlover这么天资聪明的人，每次都还得把自己的密码写到纸上，才能把这个组合弄出来，这么强的保护手段象是为难客户，最终让客户把自己的密码暴露给了周围的人。最狠的还是，一次swordlover去欧洲玩，想到有信用卡，便没有多带现金，结果刚在意大利吃了一碗10欧元的意大利面，刷了卡，从此之后，便发现信用卡刷不了啦！打电话客服又一直忙音，幸亏swordlover还带着其它银行的信用卡，才用其他银行的信用卡支持下，捡回了一条小命，回到英国，swordlover第一件事，便是去查信用卡怎么回事，结果得到的回答是，发现有在英国境外的消费，所以把信用卡锁上了！晕，就为了10欧元，约100块钱人民币，就把swordlover的信用卡给锁上了，差点让搭上一条小命，这么严格的信用卡保护措施，值得吗？想起来直让swordlover后怕，典型的over protective】Phoebe: What?!Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that.Monica: How are you still single?!Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe youre right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?Chandler: I swallowed the sonic blaster gun.Phoebe: How did that happen?!Chandler: Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Yknow? And it turns out I was wrong. And now its lodged in my throat. (Mimics a cat trying to cough up a hairball.) (He does it again.)lodge:intransitive or transitive to become firmly stuck somewhere, usually accidentally:A piece of meat lodged in his throat.The bullet is still lodged in her brain.Monica: Damnit! Yknow this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)Scene: A judges chambers, Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers.chamber:count a large room in a public building, especially one used for meetings:the council chamber of city halla debating chamberJudge: Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?Rachel: Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out.Judge: So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.Ross: Fine, Im mentally unstable.Judge: And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug ravenous:put directly into a VEIN:an intravenous injectionintravenous drug usersRoss: What?!Rachel: Uh yes, heroin and crack.crack=crack cocaine：uncount a pure form of the illegal drug COCAINE:crack addictsRoss: Crack isnt even an intravenous drug!Rachel: Well, you would know.Judge: Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?Ross: Oh, come on!Rachel: (starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.consummate:to complete something, especially a business deal or agreementRoss: Okay, Im sorry, this is insane! I-I-Im not addicted to heroin, Im not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, Ill consummate this marriage right here, right now!Judge: That wont be necessary.Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!consummate:to have sex for the first time in a relationshipRachel: Ugh!Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.Rachel: Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago! (To the stenographer) And could you strike Consummated like bunnies from the record?stenographer:速记员someone whose job is to write notes using stenographyJudge: Is there, anything in this record that is actually true?Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly dont qualify for an annulment. If you two dont want to be together youll have to file for divorce.divorce:a legal way of ending a marriage:I wanted a divorce.annulment:to state officially that something such as a marriage, an agreement, or an election has no legal authority【divorce是离婚，annulment是宣告无效，除了婚姻之外的合同也可以使用】Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!Rachel: (stands up as well) What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!Ross: And what(notices the stenographer is still typing)What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We dont get the annulment. Dont type that! What?! Stop typing! (He goes over to where the stenographer is typing and in the process pushes Rachel out of his way.) Hey! Stop typing! (Hes still typing.) Stop typing! Stop typing!Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!Ross: Yeah!Judge: Would you like to spend the night in jail?Rachel: And thank you for your time. (They both beat a hasty retreat.)Commercial BreakScene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I cant describe it, youll have to see it when it comes on in your area.Joey: (entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.C