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Mark Twain!Mark Twains Aphorisms,Witticisms好书 一位不阅读好书的人，他比那些不能阅读的人并没有占优势。价值 当一个人的智力和内心是空虚的，肚子吃的饱只有很小的价值。社会 一个人的知识愈少，他所发出的噪音愈大，而他所得到的薪资愈高。人生 拥有好朋友、好书以及一个迷糊的良知，这就是理想的人生。谎言 只有头脑僵硬的教化才能使一个人从一个谎言中找到事实。无用 针对已经生病的想象力，展示证明是没有用处的。快乐快乐不是一件自我存在的东西，他仅是其它不快乐事情的一个相对比照，这就是快乐的整个情况。Happiness aint a thing in itself,its only a contrast with something that aint pleasant.Thats all it is.人穷志短缺乏钱财是所有罪恶的根源。The lack of money is the root of all evil.大不敬真正的大不敬是不尊重别人的神。True irreverence is disrespect for another mans god.珍贵的资产每个人生下来都拥有一项资产，它比其他所有的资产价值都高，就是他的最后一口气。Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others,his last breath.良好的教养良好的教养在于隐藏我们对自己较佳的评价，以及隐藏我们对他人较差的评价。Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.名声名声如同蒸汽，声望如同是以外，在地球上唯一可以确定的事情是被遗忘掉。Fame is vapor;popularity is an accident;the only earthly certainly is oblivion.原则与偏见原则是偏见的另一个名称。Principlesis another name for prejudice.迷信被大胆说出的预言，从来不会被迷信的人认为是愚笨无趣的。Prophecies boldly uttered never fall barren on superstitious ears.需要需要不认识任何法律。Necessity knows no law.爱情当你为爱情而钓鱼时，要用你的心当作饵，而不是用你的脑筋。When you fish for love,bait with your heart,not your brain.人心不足如果所有的人都是富有的，那么所有的人都是贫穷的。If all men were rich,all men would be poor.意料不及要经常坦白地承认过失错误，这将使你的上司始料未及而给你一个机会去犯更多的错误。Always acknowledge a fault frankly.This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.事实首先去取得你的事实，然后你才能够随心所欲的扭曲误解它。Get your facts first,and then you can distort then as much as you like.敌人一个人最危险的敌人是他自己的口舌。The deadly enemy of a man,his own tongue.恶意一本怀有恶意的书籍将不会伤害到任何人，除了写作它的傻瓜。A malignant book would hurt nobody but the fool who wrote it.预言预言是唯一的一项无法经由练习而改善的人类技术。Prophesying was the only human art that couldnt be improved by practice.印度印度拥有两百万个神，他们崇拜所有的这些神。在宗教上其他的国家都是穷人，印度是唯一的“百万富翁”。India has 2,000,000 gods,and worships them all.In religion other countries are paupers;India is the only millionaire.忘恩负义如果你收养了一只饥饿可怜的狗，并且让他舒适顺利，他将不会咬你，这便是一个人与一只狗之间最主要的差别。If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.神学家没有一个世纪，也没有一个国家曾经缺少过这样的专家，他们能够知道上帝的心思，而且也愿意表示出来。There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deitys mind and were willing to reveal it.回程票有一个人从天堂来到人间旅游，他所使用的是有效三十天的减价票，他试图要把他的回程票卖掉。Ingersolls story of the man that went down from heaven on a reduced-rate excursion ticket good for 30 days,and tried to sell his return ticket.野蛮人世界上有许多幽默可笑的事情，其中之一是白种人认为他比其他的野蛮人比较不野蛮。There are mang humorous things in the world;among them the white mans notion that he is less savage than the other savages.国会议员公仆人民选出这种人来分发不义之财。Public sevants:Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.从政之道在其他的行业中若要成功，必须要展现出能力，在从政立法的行业中，成功的条件是要能隐匿蒙蔽。To succeed in the other trades,capacity must be shown;in the law,concealment of it will do.义和团义和团是一位爱国者，他是中国拥有的唯一爱国者，我祝他成功。The Boxer is a patriot;he is the only patriot China has,and I wish him success.权利的保障人类未曾拥有一项权利它不是来自于强权势力，没有任何的一项权利是不能毁减的，一个新的强权势力可以在任何的时间去除它，因为人类未曾拥有过任何一项永久权利。Man has not a single right which is the product of anything but might.Not a single right is indestructible:a new might can at any time abolish it,hence,man possesses not a single permanent right.谎言现在世界上有一些甜味糖衣的谎言，所有玩弄政治的人很明显的都正在一起默默地支持推展着，其中之一是世界上存在有一种东西称为是“独立”。There are certain sweet-smelling sugar-coated lies current in the world which all politic men have apparently tacitly conspired together to support and perpetuate.One of these is,that there is such thing in the world as independence.经典之作经典之作是指人们称赞而不去阅读的书籍。Classic:A book which people praise and dont read.多妻制辩论有一次马克吐温与一位摩门教徒辩论有关“多妻制”这个主题，马克吐温收到挑战，他被要求说出圣经中曾有任何的一段文字是指责多妻制。马克吐温引述说：“没有人能够服侍两位主人。”Mark Twain got into an argument with a Mormon on the subject of polygamy,and was challenged to cite a single passage of Scripture condemning polygamy.No man can serve two masters,quoted Mark Twain.马克吐温被誉为“美国文学中的林肯”。他的主要作品已!1名言Mark.vomit to say:Late come of true facts, be like suddenly horseshoe, ah of shooting the head, pain! 马克吐温说：迟来的真相，就像突然击中头部的马蹄铁，哎，痛啊！ Mark.vomit:Have no emotion to kiss, be like to die pork in person. 马克吐温：没有情感的吻，就像在亲死猪肉一样。 Dont give up your imagination.When the imagination had no after, you can also exist, but although you living dead still. 不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。 Tell the truth forever, such of words you need not recorded you to once say some what. 永远说实话，这样的话你就不用去记你曾经说过些什么。 Those persons who have a good book but dont read are unlike nd cant read the person of these books to own any advantage. 那些有好书却不读的人不比无法读到这些书的人拥有任何优势。 Rather shut up dont talk, dont be eager to expressing oneself, either. 宁愿闭口不说话，也不要急于表现自己。 Calculate to the person also unimportant with the stupid stupid impression. 就算给人以蠢笨的印象也不要紧。 Comity is such a kind of intense emotion of sanctity is thus sweet, firm nd honest. 友谊是如此圣洁的一种激情，是如此甜蜜、牢固和忠诚。 Such of the characteristic can make the comity support life long-as long as dont think the other party borrows money. 这样的特质可使友谊维系终身只要不想对方借钱。 Everyone is a moon,and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody 每个人就像一轮月亮，不愿意将黑暗的一面让别人看到。 As long as had ignorance nd self-confidence, you can succeed by all means. 只要具备了无知和自信，你就必然能成功。 Among all animals, the mankind are the most ruthlessness, is unique make the happiness on pain nd sufferings of animal. 在所有的动物当中，人类是最残酷的，是唯一将快乐制造在痛苦上的动物。 1.Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧。 2.A friend indeed is known by sharing hardships. 患难是朋友的试金石。3.Plain living nd high thinking. 生活要朴素，情操要高尚。4.What is done by night appears by day. 若要人不知，除非己莫为。5.Zeal without knowledge is fire without light. 热情而无知，犹如无光之火。6.You never know till you have tried. 不尝试，不知晓。7.Nothing in the world is difficult if you set your mind to it. 世上无难事，只怕有心人。8.Pay what you owe,and youll know whats your own. 付清你所欠下的债，方知什么是属于自己的。9.A life without a friend is a life without a sun. 人若无友，犹如只有生命没有太阳。10.A good friend is my nearest relation. 好友如近亲。11.A hedge between keeps friendship green. 淡交使友谊长青。（君子之交淡如水）12.All are not friends that speak us fair. 说我们好话的未必全是朋友。13.Better an open enemy than a false friend. 虚伪的朋友比公开的朋友更可怕。14.Better (be) alone than in bad company. 宁可独处，勿交坏友。15.One never notices what has been done;one can only see what remains to be done. Marie Curie 切不要注意已经做了哪些，而只能去考虑还有哪些有待去做。居里夫人16.Always aim for achievement nd forget about success.Helen Hayes 永远要争取去做出成就，别去多考虑成功。海伦17.Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 久别情深。18.Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。19.Accidents will happen in the best regulated families. 家规再严，事端难免。20.All good things must come to an end. 天下没有不散的宴席（好景不长）。21.All shall be well,and Jack shall have jill. 有情人终成眷属。22.All that glitters is not gold. 闪光的未必都是金子。23.All things are difficult before they are easy. 万事开头难。24.Always prepare for a rainy day. 未雨绸缪。25.As you sow,so shall you reap. 种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。26.Walls have ears. 隔墙有耳。27.Waste not,want not. 不浪费，不愁缺。28.What is done cannot be undone. 生米已成熟饭木已成舟。29.Where theres a will,theres a way. 有志者事竟成。30.Where theres smoke,theres fire. 无风不起浪。31.While there is life there is hope. 留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。32.Wickedness does not go altogether unrequited. 恶有恶报。33.If wishes were horses,beggars would ride. 如果愿望都能实现，乞丐早就发财了。（愿望不能代替实际）。34.Ill news comes apace. 坏事传千里。35.In unity there is strength. 团结就是力量。So said,so done. 说到做到/言出必行。36.Well begun is half done. 好的开端是成功的一半。37.Where there is a will,there is a way. 有志者事竟成。38.No pains,no gains. 一分耕耘，一分收获。39.Reading makes a full man. 读书使人完善。40.Failure is the mother of success. 失败是成功之母。41.Nothing is too difficult if you put your heart into it. 世上无难事，只怕有心人。42.The man who has made up his mind to win will never say “Impossible”.Napoleon凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能”的。拿破仑43.Time is a bird forever on the wing. Robertson时间是一支永远在飞翔的鸟。 罗伯逊44.Dont waste life in doubts nd fears. Emerson不要把生命浪费于怀疑与恐惧中。 爱默生 45.Its an ill bird that fouls its own nest. 家丑不可外扬。46.Great minds think alike.英雄所见略同。真正的大不敬是不尊重别人的神。 True irreverence is disrespect for another mans god. 人类是唯一的动物，他爱护他的邻居就如同爱护他自己一样，但是如果对方的宗教神学有问题，他会割断对方的喉咙。 He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself, nd cut his throat if his theology isnt straight. 每一个人生下来都拥有一项资产，它比其他所有的资产价值都高，这就是他最后的一口气。 Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others - his last breath. 良好的教养在于隐藏我们对自己较佳的评价，以及隐藏我们对他人较差的评价。 Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves nd how little we think of the other person. “名声”如同是蒸气，“声望”如同是意外，在地球上唯一可以确定的事情是被遗忘掉。 Fame is vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. “原则”是“偏见”的另一个名称。 Principles is another name for prejudice. 迷信的人总是相信那些大胆的预言。 Prophecies boldly uttered never fall barren on superstitious ears. “需要”不懂任何的“法律”。 Necessity knows no law. 当你为爱情而钓鱼时，要用你的心当作饵，而不是用你的脑筋。 When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. 如果所有的人都是富有的，那么所有的人都是贫穷的。 If all men were rich, all men would be poor. 你经常坦白承认自己的过失，上司就会失去戒备之心，你才会有机会去犯更多的错误。 Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard nd give you an opportunity to commit more. 获得事实，然后你才能够随心所欲的扭曲误解它。 Get your facts first, nd then you can distort them as much as you like. 一个人最危险的敌人是他自己的口舌。 The deadly enemy of a man, his own tongue. 一本怀有恶意的书籍将不会伤害到任何人，除了写作它的傻瓜。 A malignant book would hurt nobody but the fool who wrote it. 预言是唯一的一项人类技术，它是无法经由练习而改善。 Prophesying was the only human art that couldnt be improved by practice. 当一个人阅读圣经时，与其说他惊诧于上帝的智慧，倒不如说他惊诧于上帝的无知。 When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what he doesnt know. 亚当真是一位老糊涂，他本来一切事情都很顺利，而且他已经成功的赢得社区内最漂亮女孩子的芳心，但是他对自己的征服成果却感到不满足，他必须去吃那一颗可怜的小苹果。 What a fool old Adam was. Had everything his own way; had succeeded in gaining the love of the best looking girl in the neighborhood, but yet unsatisfied with his conquest he had to eat a miserable little apple. 印度拥有两百万个神，他们崇拜所有的这些神。在宗教上其他的国家都是穷人，印度是唯一的“百万富翁”。 India has 2,000,000 gods, nd worships them all. In religion other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire. 如果你收养了一只饥饿可怜的狗，让它过的舒适，它就不会咬你，这便是一个人与一只狗之间最主要的差别。 If you pick up a starving dog nd make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog nd a man. 从来就没有一个世纪，也没有一个国家曾经短缺这样的专家，他们能够知道上帝的心思，而且也愿意表示出来。 There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deitys mind nd were willing to reveal it. 有一个人从天堂来到人间旅游，他所使用的是有效期为三十天的减价票，他试图要把他的回程票卖掉。 Ingersolls story of the man that went down from heaven on a reduced-rate excursion ticket good for 30 days - nd tried to sell his return ticket. 上帝先创造了白痴，这只是热身而已，然后他才创造了教育委员会。 In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards. 成功之道无他，唯一的就是：无所知又信心十足耳。 幽默是一股拯救的力量。 真理的靴子尚未穿上，谎言就跑遍世界。 虽然在一切事物中，爱情看上去是最快的，其实却最迟缓。男男女女没有一个人晓得什么是十全十美的爱，除非一直到他们结婚了二十五年之后。 Though love seems the fastest of all growths, it is really the slowest. No man r woman knows what perfect love is, until they have been married a quarter of a century. 在四月一日，回想一下这一年来的其他364天自己在做些什么。 The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. 我会用city而永不用Metropolis来表达城市，用cop而永不用policeman来表达警察，既然三丶四个字母的短词可以赚七分钱，为什么要用那些长词呢？ I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop. 不要把事实告诉不值得的人。 Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. 真相比小说还要不可思议。 Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. 马克吐温（Mark Twain，1835年11月30日1910年4月21日）原名塞姆朗赫恩克列门斯（Samuel Langhorne Clemens）。他是美国的幽默大师、小说家、作家，同时也是演说家，被誉为“美国文学中的林肯”。 快乐不是一件自我存在的，它仅是与其他不快乐的事情相比较而言的，这就是快乐的全部。 Happiness aint a thing in itself - its only a contrast with something that aint pleasant. Thats all it is. 缺乏钱财是所有罪恶的根源。 The lack of money is the root of all evil. 真正的大不敬是不尊重别人的神。 True irreverence is disrespect for another mans god. 人类是唯一的动物，他爱护他的邻居就如同爱护他自己一样，但是如果对方的宗教神学有问题，他会割断对方的喉咙。 He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself, nd cut his throat if his theology isnt straight. 每一个人生下来都拥有一项资产，它比其他所有的资产价值都高，这就是他最后的一口气。 Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others - his last breath. 良好的教养在于隐藏我们对自己较佳的评价，以及隐藏我们对他人较差的评价。 Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves nd how little we think of the other person. “名声”如同是蒸气，“声望”如同是意外，在地球上唯一可以确定的事情是被遗忘掉。 Fame is vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. “原则”是“偏见”的另一个名称。 Principles is another name for prejudice. 迷信的人总是相信那些大胆的预言。 Prophecies boldly uttered never fall barren on superstitious ears. “需要”不懂任何的“法律”。 Necessity knows no law. 当你为爱情而钓鱼时，要用你的心当作饵，而不是用你的脑筋。 When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. 如果所有的人都是富有的，那么所有的人都是贫穷的。 If all men were rich, all men would be poor. 你经常坦白承认自己的过失，上司就会失去戒备之心，你才会有机会去犯更多的错误。 Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard nd give you an opportunity to commit more. 先获得事实，然后你才能够随心所欲的扭曲误解它。 Get your facts first, nd then you can distort them as much as you like. 一个人最危险的敌人是他自己的口舌。 The deadly enemy of a man, his own tongue. 一本怀有恶意的书籍将不会伤害到任何人，除了写作它的傻瓜。 A malignant book would hur