[经典英文笑话短文阅读]经典英文笑话

1、青，取之于蓝而青于蓝；冰，水为之而寒于水经典英文笑话短文阅读经典英文笑话相关热词搜索：经典英文笑话短文阅读 英文笑话小短文带翻译 经典英文美文短文 民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。我整理了经典英文笑话短文，欢迎阅读! 经典英文笑话短文篇二 哪个女人结婚了 a little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. the teacher says，imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. you pick up your gun and shoo

2、t one. how many blackbirds are left 一个小男孩在上算术课。老师问他:假设篱笆上站着5只画眉。你用枪打死了一只，还剩几只? the litter boy thinks for a moment and saysnone ! 小男孩想了一会回答说:一只也没有了! the teacher replies，none，how do youfigure that? 老师说:一只也没了?你是怎么想出来的? the little boy says，if i shoot one，all the other birds will fly away scared，leaving

3、none on the fence. 小男孩答道:打死一只，其他的都吓飞了，篱笆上自然一只画眉也没有了。 the teacher replies,hmmmmm, not exactly，but i do like the way you think 老师赞许地说:嗯，不全对，但我欣赏你思考问题的方式! the little boy then says，teacher, can i ask you a question?there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. one is licking her

4、cone，another is biting it, and the third one is sucking it.how can you tell me which one of the women is married? 小男孩于是说:老师，我能问你一个问题吗?有三个妇女坐在公园的长椅上吃甜筒冰激凌。一个用舌头舔，一个用牙咬，一个用嘴吸，你说她们中哪一个结婚了? the teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies，well，i guess the one sucking her cone. 老师感

5、到很不自在，他想了很大一会儿，最后回答说:嗯，我猜应该是那个用嘴吸的吧。 to which the little boy replies，actually，its the one with the wedding ring，but i do like the way you think 听了老师的话，小男孩说:答案是那个戴戒指的，虽然你答错了，但是我真的很欣赏您思考问题的方式。 经典英文笑话短文篇三 解答难题 one day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each friday，

6、she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesnt have to go to school the following monday. 老师走进教室，向同学们宣布说，以后每星期五她都会问大家一个问题，谁答对了下星期一就不用上课。 one the first friday，the teacher asked，how many grains of sand are there on the beach?needless to say，no one could answer.the followi

7、ng friday, the teacher asks the class，how many stars are there in the sky?and no one could answer. 第一个星期五，老师问:沙滩上有多少粒沙子?不用说，没人答得上来。第二个星期五，老师问:天上有多少颗星星?还是没人答得上来。 frustrated，little johnny decided that the next friday，he would somehow answer the question and get a three-day weekend. so on thursday nigh

8、t, johnny took two ping一gong balls and painted them black. the next day, he brought them to school in a paper bag. at the end of the day，just when the teacher said，heres this weekends question，johnny emptied the bag to floor，sending the ping一pong balls rolling to the front of the room. 小强尼沮丧极了，他决定下星

9、期五设法回答出老师的问题，过一次连续三天的周末。星期四晚上，强尼找了两个乒乓球，并把它们染成黑色。第二天，他把乒乓球装在了一个纸袋里带到了学校。这一天的课快结束的时候，老师说:这一星期的问题是话还没说完，强尼就把乒乓球从纸袋里倒出来，把它们滚向讲台。 because they were young kids who find any disruption of class amusingthe entire class started laughing.the teacher said，ok，whos the comedian with the black balls?immediately，little johnny stood up and said，johnny henry，see you on tuesday 小孩子嘛，只要能打断老师的讲课，他们都会觉得好