100 Things to Do Before High School《高中前要做的一百件事（2014）》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本

1、Mr. Bandt, aka "One Man Bandt,"班德老师 人称独行侠because he teaches three different classes因为他同时教三门课without a classroom.但没有教室And I didn't know it yet,我也搞不清楚but the man who teaches us music, drama and health,但这个教我们音乐 戏剧 健康课的老师was about to teach Pootatuck Middle School how to rock.要教普塔塔克中学的学生如何摇

2、滚Live, man, live!老兄 拜托你醒一醒Come on, man, live!活过来啊Okay, Christian, stop! Live!好了 克里斯蒂安 住手 活过来啊Stop! Stop!住手 住手Okay.好了Was I doing it wrong?我做错了吗Um. let's just say呃 这么说吧I've never seen Chuck so upset.我从没见过查克这么沮丧过Yeah.是啊Okay, people I have an exciting announcement!好了 同学们请注意 我有一个激动人心的消息Pootatuck

3、Middle School is going to have its very own music festival.普塔塔克中学即将举办自己的音乐节啦Pootaroo!普塔鲁So, any of you who have ever wanted to start有人曾经想过组建自己的your own garage band,车♥库♥乐队吗this is your chance, rockers!你们的机会来啦Yeah! Rock on! Boom!耶 摇滚不死That sounds cool.这听起来不错I've always wanted

4、 to be in a garage band.我一直想加入车♥库♥乐队的Can we make it our next thing?能把这一条列入清单吗Please?拜托啦Pootaroo! Let's do it! Well, I have been普塔鲁 我们一起参与吧 我一直looking for more creative outlets.想找点有创意的事做Come on! Ha-ha.来吧 哈哈Let's do it!踊跃报名Crispo, are you in?小脆 你参加吗Let's sign up!报名呀I&

5、#39;m trying, people.你们知道我有多努力吗Trying to keep the arts and Chuck alive in this school.努力想要让艺术和查克在学校好好活下去Come on!来啊Hey, what's up? Health class going okay?嘿 怎么了 健康课还顺利吧Well, I'm putting together Pootaroo.我在宣传普塔鲁呢But nobody wants to join!但没人想参加Well, would it help if the winner那看看这样行不行got a $10

6、0 gift card to the Spaghetti Yard?冠军可以获得意面工坊的一百美元礼品卡I want spaghetti!我爱意面So, with musical aspirations所以 在音乐的鼓舞下and spaghetti potential,当然还有意面的诱惑we came up with our next thing.我们想出了下一件事6:00, it's Monday morning周一早晨六点刚醒Life can strike without a warning生活有时毫无预警Get up, get out, get on起床出发打起精神It'

7、s a brand new day开始全新的一天Find the dream and never stop, yeah找寻梦想 永不言弃Got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你坚强的后盾You crash and burn so what?失败何惧 跌倒何妨It's a brand new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say闲言碎语不必理会Just shout until you turn around尽情呐喊 潇洒转身And blast the past away烦恼全部丢在身后It's a brand

8、 new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone the game is on昨天已成历史 好戏即将上演It's time to jump and take a leap of faith勇敢跳出束缚 与我一同冒险It's a brand new day开始全新的一天100 Things to Do Before High School S01E01 Start a Garage Band Thing!高中前要做的一百件事 第一季第一集To start a garage band,要组建一个车♥库♥乐队you just

9、 need to follow a few simple steps.只需要完成以下几个简单的步骤Step 1: Grab your best friends.第一步 拉上你最好的朋友Okay, so we all agree, we're starting a garage band.好了 所以我们都同意组一个车♥库♥乐队Let's do it!说干就干I can already taste the spaghetti!我几乎已经尝到意面的味道了Right? But it'll still be fun是吧 但就算赢不了意面

10、even if we don't win the spaghetti.过程也是很开心的But we will.但我们会赢的Yeah, but we'll need a song first.是啊 可首先我们需要一首歌♥Spaghetti!意面$100 spaghetti gift card一百美元的意面礼品卡Rock and roll spaghetti!摇滚吧意面Okay, so CJ sings and we'll work on the song.好了 CJ唱歌♥ 我们写歌♥Spaghetti wi

11、th the meatball sauce意面配肉酱Rock and roll!摇滚不打烊Okay, once you have the band formed,乐队组建完毕后hit your closet and find your look.去衣柜里找找合适的衣服You look so cute!你看着好可爱Uh, there's going to be a music festival at school,呃 学校马上要办音乐节了so me and the guys are starting a garage band.所以我和小伙伴打算组一个车♥库&

12、;hearts;乐队Ooh, secret mother-daughter meeting!哦 母女秘密会议You know, I was in a band.你知道吗 我以前也是搞乐队的Really? You?真的吗 就你Yes, me!是的 就是我It was called Spit,乐队名字叫吐口水and we even had groupies called the Loogies.我们还有粉丝呢 粉丝团名称是口水狂Your dad was a Loogie.你♥爸♥爸就是粉丝之一The biggest Loogie! What are we

13、 doing?是铁杆粉丝好不好 这是在干嘛呢CJ and the boys are forming a band.CJ和男生们要组一个乐队Are we picking out the look?我们是要挑衣服吗I don't know, why not ask Ronbie我不知道 怎么不问问朗比呢and we can all vote!大家一起投票吧Hey! What are we doing?嘿 这是在干嘛呢Picking out CJ's garage band look.CJ要组车♥库♥乐队了 给她挑身衣服That looks

14、 cool, Ceej.这身就不错啊 老妹Really? This?真的吗 这身Rock and roll!摇滚吧Okay, now on to step three:好了 现在说第三步find a place to jam.找地方排练What do you mean there's no place to jam?什么叫没地方排练Sorry, guys.不好意思啦Since Mr. Roberts put up $100 worth of spaghetti,罗伯茨老师摆出一百美元意面诱惑后all rehearsal spaces are taken.所有的排练场地都被占了All o

15、f them?都被占了Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum棒棒棒棒 棒棒棒棒Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum, me棒棒棒棒 棒棒 我最棒I'll let you know if anything opens up.如果有地方空出来 我会通知你们的Don't even bother practicing for Pootaroo,别费心为参加普塔鲁排练了because Mindy and the Mindettes are going to win.因为明蒂公主帮稳坐冠军宝座Here we go.又来了And if you wanna w

16、in that spaghetti,如果你想赢意面you might wanna join the Mindettes.那就加入明蒂公主帮吧Me, you, one noodle.我 你 面条Meet in the middle.站在中间和我一起唱Think about it.好好想想吧Mindy's right, I can't stop thinking about it.明蒂说得对 我一直在想$100 of spaghetti!一百美元的意面呢Who knows how much it's worth!谁知道那值多少钱Okay, well, if we'r

17、e gonna be a garage band,好了 如果我们要组车♥库♥乐队we just need a garage.那就需要一个车♥库♥I don't have a garage anymore.我们家已经没有车♥库♥了Did you know that under the right conditions,你们知道吗 只要满足适当的条件mangos will explode?芒果就会爆♥炸♥Can

18、9;t use mine.我家车♥库♥也不能用It's haunted by my grandma.我奶奶的鬼魂一直在那儿游荡What? Or a bat.什么 或者只是蝙蝠But either way, I am never going back in there.但不管怎样 我是不会再去那里的And yours is a mess.你家车♥库♥就是一团糟Your mom can barely park her car in there.你妈妈都没法在里面停车Fen had a point.小芬说

19、得对But it is a really big car.但那辆车真的很大It's a little tight.有点挤Well, we are a garage band,我们是个车♥库♥乐队and technically, we're in a garage.所以严格来说 我们在车♥库♥里And, if we're gonna win that spaghetti,如果我们要赢意面we're gonna need an awesome light show!加点酷炫的灯光

20、最棒了We don't need a light show right now.我们现在还不需要灯光秀What we need is to work on step four in forming a garage band:我们需要进行组建车♥库♥乐队的第四步Name the band.给乐队起名Ooh! The Spaghetti Winners!哦 意面冠军'Cause that's what we are.因为这才是我们的本质Okay, can we beat Spaghetti Winners?好吧 还有更好的名字吗

21、Robots. Something with "Robots."机器人 名字里要有机器人Well, I was thinking Boy Girl Boy,我想的是男生女生向前冲'cause that's kinda us.因为跟我们的状况很符合Perfect. Robot Boy.非常好 机器人男孩It's quirky, combines both of our names,很诡异 融合了我们俩的想法and Fenwick wants to jam.芬威克要开始摇滚了So, just like that, we became Robot Boy,

22、所以就这样 我们的名字是机器人男孩and we were ready for the last step of forming a garage band.我们要进行组建车♥库♥乐队的最后一步Step five: Have fun!第五步 享受音乐We played for hours.我们排练了好几个小时Jamming, singing, laughing. Just what I expected.摇滚不停 放声高歌♥ 大笑不止 跟我想的一样But I wasn't expecting what happened t

23、he next day.但我没想到第二天发生的事Step six: Creative differences.第六步 创意分歧I wrote a rock opera last night.我昨晚写了一出摇滚歌♥剧Music was just coming to me.音乐如黄河之水滔滔不绝I couldn't shut it off!势不可挡A rock opera? About what?摇滚歌♥剧 关于什么的Robot Boy!机器人男孩Where he's from, why he's here,他从哪里来 为何在这里

24、why we're all here.为何我们都在这里Well, I wrote a song too.我也写了一首歌♥It's about that feeling you get when you like someone,讲的是你喜欢一个人but you're not sure they like you back.但你不确定对方是不是喜欢你Robots don't feel anything.机器人是没有感情的So, mine's better!所以我的更好Well, we're gonna win no matte

25、r what we sing.不管唱什么 我们都赢定了How?怎么赢呢One word.一个字Dry ice.干冰We're not doing dry ice!我们不要用干冰Robot Boy is from space, not a haunted locker.机器人男孩来自太空 而不是什么闹鬼的储物柜This is cool!这很酷啊No dry ice!不用干冰Just Robot Boy.就用我的歌♥剧See you tonight at rehearsal!今晚排练时候见Robot Boy机器人男孩Hey, look at you!嘿 看看你What

26、's going on?怎么了I was so inspired by CJ,CJ的事让我很受启发I decided to try to get Spit back together for a reunion!我决定让吐口水乐队重聚Oh, that's so tubular!哦 棒呆了Don't say that. Don't ever say that.别这么说了 拜托你Ah, but no drummer.啊 但是没有鼓手Sheila just had a baby, so I have to find someone else.希拉才生完孩子 所以我必须

27、找其他人来Really?真的吗Well, maybe one of the Loogies could fill in,也许某个粉丝可以当替补呢since they probably remember the songs.反正粉丝也记得那些歌♥Hon, that is a great idea.宝贝 这个主意真棒I'm gonna call Deb Jackson.我去给黛比·杰克逊打电♥话♥She was a huge Loogie.她可是铁杆粉丝What about Dad? He's hintin

28、g like crazy.那爸爸呢 他暗示得都这么明显了No, I'm not.我才没有You hearing this?你听到没It's so obvious. Mom!太明显了 妈妈Hon, I don't wanna play.宝贝 我可不想打鼓Says he doesn't wanna play, sweetie.他说他不想打鼓呢 孩子Unbelievable.难以置信Robot, Robot Boy.机器人 机器人男孩Feel the warmth of the sun on your face感受到脸上阳光的温度了吗'Cause he sen

29、t you from outer space!那是他发自外太空的爱Why'd you stop? That was working!干嘛停呢 唱得挺好啊Maybe if we changed the lyrics to.也许我们可以把歌♥词改成"When he looked into my eyes, he caught me by surprise."他凝视我的双眼时 我的内心狂喜不已Too girly. Won't capture the audience.太女孩子气了 吸引不了观众Well, do you think a 15 m

30、inute song你觉得一首时长十五分钟about a space robot will capture them?讲太空机器人的歌♥就能吸引观众了And what are you doing?你在干嘛呢I call this. the spaghetti winner.这才是意面冠军该做的事We said no special effects!我们说了不要特效的I didn't.我可没答应Since the dawn of time,黎明时分man has tried to create the.人类试图创造Crispo! Maybe not now.小脆 现

31、在做特效不太好吧You gotta give the people what they want!你得给观众他们想要的效果Like lasers and explosions!比如激光和爆♥炸♥Nobody wants that!没人想要这个Well, maybe Robot Boy blows up!也许机器人男孩爆♥炸♥了呢How? He automatically reboots before meltdown!怎么可能 他在熔毁之前都会自动重生的Come on, guys, let's no

32、t fight!拜托 不要吵了Spaghetti!意面Crispo!小脆I can't work like this!这日子没法过了I can't win like this!想赢根本不可能Which brings us to step seven:这样一来我们走到了第七步when the band breaks up.乐队解散I don't really like step seven.我不是很喜欢第七步I quit! I quit!我退出 我退出I quit first! I quit second!我先退 我第二个退Guys, stop quitting!拜托 不

33、要说退出Okay, so if your band breaks up好吧 如果你的乐队解散了and Pootaroo is tonight, go immediately to step eight.而且普塔鲁就在今晚 那么立即跳到第八步Get the band back together.让乐队复合Hey, Crispo, look.嘿 小脆 听着Things got crazy last night, and I.昨晚事情失控了 我I'm sorry, I joined Mindy and the Mindettes!对不起 我加入了明蒂公主帮What?!什么That's

34、 right. Crispo is a Mandette now.没错 小脆现在是公主帮的成员了But. what about Robot Boy?但是 机器人男孩怎么办呢I have to focus on the big picture,我得以大局为重like The Spaghetti Yard's 14 original dipping sauces比如意面工坊的十四种独门蘸酱and cheesy dunklers!和奶酪酱条And being a Mandette is clearly his best shot.在公主帮当绿叶显然是明智之举Okay, I wasn'

35、t worried,好吧 我不担心'cause I just needed Fenwick.有芬威克在就好了Oh, perfect! You're here.哦 太棒了 你在这里Crispo just joined Mindy's band,小脆加入了明蒂的乐队and why are the Froman twins following you?弗罗曼兄弟跟着你干嘛Introducing The Fenwick Frazier Project!介绍一下 这是芬威克·弗雷泽乐队And the Fromans love my robo-opera.弗罗曼兄弟喜欢我

36、的机器人歌♥剧It's the best thing we've ever heard!我们从没听过这么精彩的作品It's robo-lutionary!是机器人史上划时代的创举Please, don't robo-do this.拜托别这么矫情了I'd love to stay and talk, but we gotta robo-rock.我很想留在这儿跟你聊聊天 但我们得排练了Robot Boy Robot Boy机器人男孩 机器人男孩Let's go!走吧And that's when I had to f

37、ace the truth.这时候我得接受现实Robot Boy was finished.机器人男孩已经解散了Hey, Miss Martin, you ready to rock out at Pootaroo tonight?嘿 马丁小姐 你准备好在今晚的普塔鲁上表演了吗No.没有Robot Boy broke up, and Crispo and Fen机器人男孩解散了 小脆和小芬joined other bands, and I'm really sad.加入了其他乐队 我真的很伤心I'm sorry, but.很抱歉 但是if you were really loo

38、king forward to performing tonight,如果你今晚真的很想表演why don't you try going on without them?为什么不试试独自上场呢Look at what happened to Beyonce看看碧昂斯吧 她单飞以后when she went out on her own.发展得多好Beyonce was in a band?碧昂斯原来还是组合里的Yeah. And always remember,是啊 永远牢记一点when one door closes, another opens.失去一个机会 还会有其他机会Tha

39、t door might be you going solo.也许单飞就是你的机会呢You think I can win the spaghetti?你觉得我能赢下意面礼品卡Even if you don't, you win the never-give-up award!即使你赢不了冠军 你也赢了永不言弃奖And.还有ten dollars to the Coffee Shack.咖啡小屋的十美元代金券I don't really drink coffee.我不太喝咖啡Okay, how 'bout, uh. $20 at Home Max?好吧 那 麦克斯工具坊

40、的二十美元代金券呢Who couldn't use a new hammer?谁不需要一个新锤子呢Where did you get all these?你这些都是从哪里弄的End of the year "Thank yous" from parents.家长的学年末感谢礼物They love me.他们好爱我的And that's when I learned这时候我想到了step nine in forming a garage band.组建车♥库♥乐队的第九步Go solo when your frien

41、ds join other bands.朋友加入其它乐队以后 你就单飞吧Robot Robot Boy forever机器人 永远的机器人男孩Robot, Robot Boy you'll never.机器人 机器人男孩你永不Question!提问What now?什么If Robot Boy cloned his own creator,如果机器人男孩克隆了创造他自己的人wouldn't he have to go back in time first?他难道不应该先穿越到过去吗No, he doesn't have to go back in time!不 他不需要

42、穿越到过去Now, can we please just play?我们现在能好好排练了吗Yes, he does. Unless he's in a time loop.他当然需要 除非在时间循环的怪圈里Is he in a time loop?他在时间循环里吗Fine! I will change the lyrics, okay?好吧 我会改歌♥词的 行了吧Now, can we just play?我们现在能好好排练了吗Question.提问What about a song where he faces space ninjas?要不写一首讲他遇到太空忍

43、♥者的歌♥吧Question. Pootaroo's tonight,我也提个问 普塔鲁就在今晚so let's just play and be happy.现在就开心地排练吧That's not a question.那不是个问题When the raindrops fall from the sky空中飘来阵阵细雨I'm still happy 'cause I got the right guy我仍然满心欢喜 因为我找到了真命天子He brings the sun right out of the cl

44、ouds他像是一缕阳光 将我生命中的阴霾驱散And makes my heart sing this out loud我此时不再胆怯 就想为他唱出最美的歌♥Spaghetti!意面What the heck was that?这是什么意思Flash pots!闪蒸罐I don't need flash pots!我不需要闪蒸罐I need a handsome boy standing on stage我需要的是一个乖乖站在台上的帅哥while I sing amazing to him, got it?我对着他美美地唱歌♥就好 明白吗The

45、n I get spaghetti?然后我就能吃意面了Yes, I guarantee it.没错 我跟你保证Because nobody can beat me.因为没人能打败我When you sing by yourself当你独自歌♥唱时It's not as much fun 'cause you're alone这感觉味同嚼蜡 因为你孤身一人And it used to be fun but now it's not想当年乐趣无穷 如今却只剩心酸Kinda sad.有点伤感Dad's drumming all over

46、the house,爸爸在屋里打鼓and I can't get any work done.我没法做作业Okay, sweetie, are you ready to rock Pootaroo?好了 宝贝 你准备好嗨翻普塔鲁了吗And afterwards, I got almost all the girls对了 吐口水乐队的女生们to say yes to a Spit reunion.都同意重聚了But we still don't have a drummer.但我们还是缺一个鼓手Oh, you still don't have a drummer?哦 你们

47、还缺一个鼓手That it is so sad!真是太悲伤了Mom, Dad wants to play!妈妈 爸爸想打鼓Sweetie, he said no.宝贝 他说不想But he doesn't mean it! Tell her!但他心里不是这么想的啊 告诉她No, I. I mean it.我的确不想No, you don't.你在骗人Hon? Do you wanna play drums in Spit?亲爱的 你想在吐口水乐队打鼓吗Oh, well, I.哦 这个嘛 我Dad! More than anything,爸爸 做梦都想but I'll p

48、robably be terrible.但我可能是个很糟糕的鼓手Oh, well, we're all gonna be terrible.哦 我们都有可能表现得很糟糕But the point is to just have fun.但人活着最重要就是开心嘛So. are you ready to hit it, drummer boy?所以 你准备好了吗 打鼓帅哥Mmm! A-one, a-two,嗯 一 二a-one, two, three, four!一 二 三 四Rock and roll! Rock and roll!摇滚至上 摇滚不死Rock and roll! Woo-

49、hoo!一起摇滚吧 哇So, as my mom and dad jammed看着爸妈在车里玩摇滚in the car. sorta. I remembered the most important我想起来了组建车♥库♥乐队中step in forming a garage band. Have fun!最重要的一步 享受音乐And I wanted to get it back.我想把快乐找回来And that's when I came up with就在这时候step ten when forming a garage band:我想到

50、了第十步因为这才是组建车♥库♥乐队的目的告诉朋友 我们应该忘掉过去 享受摇滚Stick around!大家都过来We got a lot more acts warming up.我们还有更多精彩表演And I just had to find the guys.现在只要找到他们But where?但他们在哪里呢Crispo.小脆Come on!拜托That was small!那根本是小意思That was not small!这算哪门子的小意思Mindy and the Mindettes is not about special effects

51、.明蒂公主帮不需要什么特效Because the only special effect we need. is here.因为唯一需要的特效 就是我CJ didn't mind my special effects.CJ就不介意我用特效Then come back to Robot Boy!那就回到机器人男孩吧You can do all the effects you want.你想用什么特效都行We just wanna have fun.享受音乐就好Crispo?小脆If you quit, there will be no spaghetti.如果你退出 你就拿不到意面了Tr

52、ust me, our song相信我is going to be a showstopper.我们的歌♥肯定会嗨翻全场的Don't count us out, 'cause Robot Boy is back!别小看了我们 因为机器人男孩回来了Where? I only see two of you.在哪儿呢 我只看到了你们两个Oh, don't worry, we'll have Fen哦 别担心 我们很快and be on that stage faster than you can say.就能找到小芬 闪亮登场的Where the

53、 heck is Fenwick?芬威克这家伙去哪儿了We looked everywhere!我们都找遍了Robot, robot. Wait, do you hear that?机器人 机器人 等等 你听到了吗The song says Robot Boy comes from a black hole,歌♥词里说机器人男孩来自黑洞but nothing can escape a black hole.但没有任何东西可以从黑洞中逃脱Question!提问Why did I leave my two best friends for you two Fromans?我为

54、什么要丢下两个最好的朋友 来陪你们俩You were practicing in the electrical closet?你们在变电室排练I missed playing in tight spaces.我怀念拥挤的排练室Look, I think we were all taking ourselves听着 我觉得我们对这事的态度way too seriously.都过于认真了And I think we should just go out there我们就应该到台上享受音乐and have fun, like in my mom's car.把舞台当成我妈妈的车I'd

55、 love to, but I can't just leave the Fromans.我很愿意 但我没法丢下弗罗曼兄弟俩Okay, well, good luck on stage.好吧 那祝你们在台上好运On stage?在台上Like, real on stage?是真的舞台吗In front of people?!在观众面前Like, real people?!是真的观众吗So, I suppose you wanna change my lyrics too?我觉得你们也想改我的歌♥词吧Well, I was thinking instead of "robot forever,"我觉得吧 别唱机器人永恒了we could sing. "rock out forever?就唱 摇滚精神永恒吧Not bad for a non-robot song.不唱机器人的话 这歌&he