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1、英文离职申请书Pleaseacceptthisletterasformalnotification,ThankyouforyourkindattentionandwouldappreciateifyoucouldletmehaveareferenceletterbeforeIIcanbeofanyassistanceduringthistransition,pleaseletmeknow.8thFebruary,XXDearMr.Wong,IwouldliketoletyouknowhowmuchIhaveenjoyedmylastthreeyearsattheHeroCompany.Hero
2、Companyisaninvaluableplaceforenrichingmyknowledgeaboutfinancialfield,IenjoyedworkingwithmycolleaguesandIhavelearnedsomuchthingshere.BecauseIwouldliketotakeanewchallengeandIwanttomeetpeoplefromallwalksoflife,IhaveacceptedanofferfromanInsurancefirmasaPersonalFinancialConsultant.Iwouldthereforeapprecia
3、teitifyouwouldacceptmyresignationeffectivefrom8March,XX.IwouldbeverymuchobligedifyouwouldkindlygivemeareferenceletterbeforeIleave.Thankyouforallthatyouhavedonetomakemyworkherebothinterestingandenjoyable.Yourssincerely,AlexanderFungDearMr.Smith,Asagraduateofaninstitutionofhighereducation,Ihaveafewver
4、ybasicexpectations.Chiefamongtheseisthatmydirectsuperiorshaveanintellectthatrangesabovethecommongroundsquirrel.Afteryourconsistentandannoyingharassmentofmyco-workersandmeduringthecommissionofourduties,Icanonlysurmisethatyouareoneofthefewtruegeneticwastesofourtime.Askingme,anetworkadministrator,toexp
5、laineverylittlenuanceofeverythingIdoeachtimeyouhappentostrollintomyofficeisnotonlyawasteoftime,butalsoawasteofpreciousoxygen.IwashiredbecauseIknowhowtonetworkcomputersystems,andyouwereapparentlyhiredtoprovideamusementtomyselfandotheremployees,whowatchyouvainlyattempttounderstandtheconceptofcutandpas
6、teforthehundredthtime.Youwillneverunderstandcomputers.Somethingasincrediblysimpleasbinarystillgivesyoutoomanyoptions.Youwillalsoneverunderstandwhypeoplehateyou,butIamgoingtotryandexplainittoyou,eventhoughIamsurethiswillbejustaseffectiveastellingyouwhatanIPaddressis.YourshinynewiMachasmorepersonality
7、thanyoueverwill.Youwalkaroundthebuildingallday,shiftlesslylookingforfaultinothers.Youhaveasharpdressed,uselesslookaboutyouthatmayhaveworkedforyourinterview,butnowthatyouactuallyhaveresponsibility,youpawnitoffonoverworkedstaff,hopingtheirtalentwillcoverforyourglaringineptitude.Inaworldofmanagerialevo
8、lution,youaretheblue-greenalgaethateveryoneelseeatsandlaughsat.ManagerslikeyouareasadproofoftheDilbertprinciple.Sincethissituationisunlikelytochangewithoutyougettingafullfrontallobotomyreversal,Iamforcedtotendermyresignation.However,Ihaveafewpartingthoughts.Whensomeonecallsyouinreferencetoemployment
9、,itisillegalforyoutogivemeabadrecommendation.ThemostyoucansaytohurtmeisIprefernottocomment.Iwillhavefriendsrandomlycallyouoverthenextcoupleofyearstokeepyouhonest,becauseIknowyouwouldbeunabletodoitonyourown.Ihaveallthepasswordstoeveryaccountonthesystem,andIknoweverypasswordyouhaveusedforthelastfiveye
10、ars.Ifyoudecidetogetcute,Iamgoingtopublishyourfavoriteslist,whichIconvenientlysavedwhenyoumademebackupyouruselessfiles.IdobelievethattermslikeLolitaarenotusuallyviewedfavorablybytheadministration.WhenyouborrowedthedigitalcameratotakepicturesofyourMothersbirthday,youneglectedtomentionthatyouweregoing
11、totakepicturesofyourselfinthemirrornude.Thenyouforgottoerasethemlikethetechno-moronyoureallyare.SufficeittosayIhaveneverseensuchoddactswithasaucebottle,butIassureyouthatthosehavebeencopiedandkeptinsafeplacespendingtheauthoringofaglowingletterofrecommendation.(Trytouseaspellcheckplease;Ihatehavingtoc
12、orrectyourmistakes.)Thankyouforyourtime,andIexpecttheletterofrecommendationonmydeskby8:00amtomorrow.Onewordofthistoanybody,andallofyourlittlerepugnantobsessionswillbeopentothepublic.screwwithyoursystemsadministrator.Why?Becausetheyknowwhatyoudowithallthatfreetime!Wishingyouagrandandgloriousday.DearM
13、r.Ben(thenameofyourboss):twistedNever敬爱的Ben先生(老板的名字):PleaseacceptthisletterasformalnotificationthatIamleavingmypositionwithXXXcompanyonAugust7.请接受这封离职信,我将于八月七日正式辞去我在XXX企业的职位。Ihaveallowed30dayspriortomydepartureforassistinginthetransitionprocess.离职以前,我有30时节间来帮助移交工作。AlthoughIhaveenjoyedmyjob,IhavereceivedanofferforanothercompanythatIfeelisbettersuited6tomycareerobjectives.固然很喜爱日前的工作,但我已获得另一家企业供给的更合适我事业目标的职位。ThankyouforyourkindattentionandwouldappreciateifyoucouldletmehaveareferenceletterbeforeIleave.感谢您对我的关照,假如您能为我写一封介绍信,我将不胜感谢。Iregrethav
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