版权说明:本文档由用户提供并上传,收益归属内容提供方,若内容存在侵权,请进行举报或认领
文档简介
1、TrytoQuickYou Mind!,1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?,Because it makes fat fact!,2.Why is the letter E so important?,Because its the beginning of everything!,3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “ gloves close to each other?,Because there is love between them!,4.What letter is an animal ?,I
2、ts the letter B!,5.What letter is a question?,Its the letter Y!,6.Why is U the jolliest(快活的) letter?,Because its in the midst of fun!,7.How do you feel today?,With my hands ,of course!,8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?,Take a longer rope and compare with it!,9.Why do p
3、eople wish for something they havent got?,What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!,10.What can you tell from Peters record card with extremely poor grades?,He didnt cheat!,11.What does everybody do at the same time?,Grow old!,12.What resembles(象) half a pie?,The othe
4、r half!,13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?,Santa Claus 圣诞老人,14.When do people have two mouth?,When theres two of them 有两个人时!,15.Why do lions eat raw meat?,They dont know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!,16.How many sides does a circle have?,Two. The inside and the outside!,17.What anima
5、l can jump as high as a tree?,All animals,for trees cant jump!,18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?,Sleep at night!,19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?,At the bottom!,20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?,Wet!,21.If t
6、wos company and threes crowd, whats four and five?,Nine!,22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year , why?,They planted pear trees!,24.What falls often but never gets hurt?,Snowflakes!,25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his womans disgu
7、ise?,He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!,26.Which month has 28 days?,Every month has at least 28 days!,27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?,Ones appetite!,28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?,From a hen!,29.Lucky Mouse
8、 fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?,He fell off the last step!,30.Why do giraffes have long neck?,Because their heads are far from their bodies!,31.How can you make 6 out of three 7s?,easy . 7- 7/7=6!,32.How can you make 6 out of three 5s?,easy. 5+5/5=6!,33.how can you make 1000 out of
9、 eight 8s?,easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!,34.Can you name the capital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?,Washington,D.C.!,35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?,The police officer was a lady!,36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?,Because it cant see both sides at once.,37.How do you know policemen are strong ?,Because they can hold up traffic with just one h
温馨提示
- 1. 本站所有资源如无特殊说明,都需要本地电脑安装OFFICE2007和PDF阅读器。图纸软件为CAD,CAXA,PROE,UG,SolidWorks等.压缩文件请下载最新的WinRAR软件解压。
- 2. 本站的文档不包含任何第三方提供的附件图纸等,如果需要附件,请联系上传者。文件的所有权益归上传用户所有。
- 3. 本站RAR压缩包中若带图纸,网页内容里面会有图纸预览,若没有图纸预览就没有图纸。
- 4. 未经权益所有人同意不得将文件中的内容挪作商业或盈利用途。
- 5. 人人文库网仅提供信息存储空间,仅对用户上传内容的表现方式做保护处理,对用户上传分享的文档内容本身不做任何修改或编辑,并不能对任何下载内容负责。
- 6. 下载文件中如有侵权或不适当内容,请与我们联系,我们立即纠正。
- 7. 本站不保证下载资源的准确性、安全性和完整性, 同时也不承担用户因使用这些下载资源对自己和他人造成任何形式的伤害或损失。
最新文档
- 扫黑除恶考试题目及答案
- 2026年导游资格证考试模拟试卷及答案(共八套)
- 2024-2025学年反射疗法师大赛理论考试综合练习及完整答案详解【夺冠系列】
- 2024-2025学年度注册公用设备工程师自我提分评估含答案详解(考试直接用)
- 2026年医保基金使用监管条例考试试题及答案
- 2024-2025学年度公务员考试《常识》考前冲刺练习(夺冠系列)附答案详解
- 2024-2025学年公务员考试《常识》考试彩蛋押题及参考答案详解
- 2024-2025学年山西警官职业学院单招数学考前冲刺练习试题含答案详解(考试直接用)
- 2024-2025学年度火电电力职业鉴定模考模拟试题【能力提升】附答案详解
- 2024-2025学年中级软考模拟试题附答案详解【黄金题型】
- 肉羊高效健康养殖与疫病防控技术培训
- 养老院食品安全培训
- -世界水日主题班会课件
- 全球核安全形势课件
- 《婴幼儿常见病识别与预防》高职早期教育专业全套教学课件
- 《智能制造基础与应用》课件全套 第1-8章 绪论、智能制造数字化基础- 智能制造应用
- 供电所所长安全演讲
- 急腹症临床诊断思维及程序
- 第三章-儿童游戏的分类与发展
- 音乐学校乐器购买合同
- HG∕T 5209-2017 黄磷生产尾气处理处置方法
评论
0/150
提交评论