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The Emperor and the AssassinAction 1Prince Dan：Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the most handsome man in the world? (Mirror: Its you, Prince Dan! ) Thank you, mirror! Im Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most handsome man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if the mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. What should I do now? Minister, Minister! Where is my minister?Minister : Im coming, Honey.Prince Dan：Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!Minister：Sure, honey! My most graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan, please dont worry. Let me help you. (Music) Ok, I got one. I think this time we must use the most expensive commodity in this century. Prince Dan：The most expensive commodity in the 21st century? You mean the talents? Minister：Yes! We can find a hero to put YingZheng to Then, all the beauties, jewelries and cities of Qin are ours.Prince Dan：Bravo，Bravo! But who do you think is the right candidate?Minister： I have two people on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other one is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world.Prince Dan：Well, go and do it. Show me the winner as soon as possible.Action 2（Music）Jingke: Are you Li mochou?Li mochou ：Yes. Its me. No more words, just come on.Jingke : OK. Let me show you the king of the killers world.Li mochou ：Are you challenging me?Jingke : Of course! Come on! (Music)Li mochou ：What happened? Why arent you hurt?Jingke : We dont need any reason to win a person, do we? Li mochou ：My mama always said, Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what youre gonna get. I got it, Mama is right.Action 3Prince Dan：How are you?Jingke：Fine, thank you, and you? Prince Dan：Oh my God! Could you give me another answer to “How are you”?Jingke：Sure!Prince Dan：How are you? Jingke：Fine, thank you, and your wife? Hey, man, Im kidding!Prince Dan：Oh, Im kidding too! May I have your name card, please？ Jingke: To be or not to be, that is a question.Prince Dan：Hero, I need your help.Jingke：Im busy now!Prince Dan：You can get a lot of money.Jingke：Im very busy now!Prince Dan：IC, ID, IQ card?Jingke：Im very very busy now! Leave me alone, or Im not sure what will happen to you in the next few seconds.Jingke：Oh, I have to say this guy looks smart but in fact he is so stupid. All heroes like beauties. So do I. I havent get married yet. Why should I die for him ?Action 4-1(Music) A beautiful lady is coming. Jingke falls in love with her at the very first sight. Suddenly the lady is crying while they are dancing.Jingke: Sweatheart, why are you so sad?Beauty: Yingzheng, the emperor of Qin, is going to kill our prince for he is more handsome than him. There will be a war between Qin and our country. Both of us will die soon.Jingke: Oh, really? Why now? No! I wont let you die. Beauty: But we cant do anything.Jingke: Oh, no, no, no! I m willing to do anything to make you safe. Because of you I change my mind. The Great men are born to die for his motherland. Let me do something for ours, too. I will kill Yingzheng. Beauty: But its too dangerous, you may die for it. I really dont want to let you go. But as a real man, youre willing to do it, right? The earlier you leave, the sooner the war will be stopped. I will see you off by the YiShui River. .Action 4-2Beauty: Darling, we have already reached the Yishui River.Jingke：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my love.Beauty：I will miss you.Jingke：I love you.Beauty：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!Jingke ：In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.Beauty: Dont worry about me. I will be right here waiting for you.Jingke：You must do me this honor, sweetheart! Promise me you will survive. That you wont give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, and never let go of that promise. Beauty : I promise.Jingke: Never let go. “Beauty: I promise. I will never let go, Darling. Ill never let go.Beauty: Its a good day to die. Farewell, my love. Beauty: Hi, Prince Dan. The idiot had just left. You have already transferred 500,000 into my account? Its very kind of you. Bye.Action 5Ying zheng: Im tired. I was chatting on QQ until 1 oclock last night. They said the prince of Yan wants to show me something good. Let me go and have a look. Let the man of Yan come in. Jingke, what do you want to show me?Jingke: Its the map of our country. Here you are.Ying zheng: How dare you kill me! Jingke: Im sorry. But people in my country said you will kill Prince Dan and there will be a war between Qin and Yan. Please forgive me!YingZheng: You must die. What are your last words?Jingke: I have had my best love before, but I didnt treasure her. When I lost her, I feel regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say to her “I love you”. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it would be 10 thousand years. Yingzheng: Shu