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Shrek () . , OST .( .)2001/12/5 schoolboy-AnnouncerOnce upon a time there was a lovely princess.But she had enchantment upon her of fearful sort, which could be only broken by loves first kiss.She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon.Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true loveand true loves first kiss.ShrekLike thats ever going to happen. What a loony.Man #1BewareMan #2Stay out. I think hes in here.Man #3All right. Lets get it!Man #4Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?Man #5Yeah. Hell grind your bones for his bread.ShrekWell actually that would be a giant.Now Ogars, huh, they are much worse.Theyll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.Theyll chew your livers,squeeze the jelly from your eyes.Actually, its quite good on toast.Man #1Back beast, back! I warned you!ShrekRight. This is the part, where you run away.Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures.GuardRight, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that.Tax collectorYour fine days are over.25 pieces of silver for the witch.Guard #1Next. Come on.Guard #2Sit down there! And be quiet!BearThis cage is so small.DonkeyYou wouldnt turn me in.Ill never be stubborn again. I can change.Please, give me another chance.Old WomanOh, shut up!GuardNext.Tax collectorWhat do we got?Old ManThis little wooden puppet.PinocchioIm not a puppet, Im a real boy.Tax collectorFive shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.PinocchioNo! Please, dont let them do it!GuardNext. PinocchioNo! Tax collectorWhat do you got?Old WomanWell, Ive got a talking donkey!Tax collectorRight. Well thats good for ten schillings,if you can prove it.Old WomanOh, go ahead little fellow.Tax collectorWell?Old WomanHes just a little nervous. Hes really quite a chatter box.You boneheaded donkey!Tax collectorThats it. I have heard enough. Guards!Old WomanNo, no, he talks, he does!I can talk. I love to talk. Ive talked to.Tax collectorGet her out of my site! Old WomanNo, no, I swear!DonkeyHey, I can fly. GuardsHe can fly! He can fly!Tax collectorHe can talk! DonkeyThats right, fool! Now Im a flying, talking donkey!You might have seen house fly,maybe even a super fly.But I bet you aint never seen a donkey fly!Tax collectorSeize him!GuardGet him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogar. I.By the order of lord Farquaad.I am authorized to place youboth under arrest.And transport you to designatedresettlement facility.ShrekOh really? You and what army?DonkeyCan I say something to you?Listen, you were really really something,back there. Incredible.ShrekAre you talking to.me?DonkeyYes, I was talking to you.Can I just tell you that you werereally great back there with those guards.They thought that was all of that. And then you showed up and BAM. There was trippingon over themselves like babes in the woods.That made me really good to see that. ShrekOh, thats great. Really.DonkeyMan, its good to be free.ShrekNow, why dont you go celebrate your freedomwith your own fiends?DonkeyBut I.I dont have any friends. And Im not going out there by myself.Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea.Ill stick with you.You and me in green fighting machine. Together well scare the spin if anybody crosses us.DonkeyOh, a, that was really scary. Maybe you dont mind me saying. If that dont work,your breath will certainly do the job done.You definitively need some tick-tac or something, cause your breath stinks!Man youve.my note, just like the time.and then I ate some rotten berries.Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day.ShrekWhy are you following me?Donkey Ill tell you why. Cause Im all alone, there is no one here, beside me.My problems have all gone.Theres no one to derive me.But you got to have. ShrekStop singing! Well, its no wonder, you dont have any friends.DonkeyWow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.ShrekListen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! What am I?DonkeyA.really tall? ShrekNo! Im an Ogar. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.Doesnt that bother you?DonkeyNope.ShrekReally? DonkeyReally really.ShrekOh?DonkeyMan, I like you. Whats your name?ShrekA., Shrek.DonkeyShrek?! But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek?Youve got that kind of:I dont care what nobody thinks of me thing.I like that, I respect that, Shrek. Youre all right.Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that?ShrekThat would be my home.DonkeyOh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know youre quite a decorator.Its amazing what you did with such a modest budget.I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.I guess, you dont entertain much, do you?ShrekI like my privacy.DonkeyYou know I do to. Thats another thing, we have in common.Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face.You try to give them a hint and they wont leave.And then theres that big occurred silence, you know?Can I stay with you?ShrekWhat? DonkeyCan I stay with you, please.ShrekOf course! DonkeyReally?ShrekNo. DonkeyPlease! I dont want to go back there.You dont know how is like to be considered a freak.Well., maybe you do. But thats why we have to stick together!You got to let me stay! Please! Please!ShrekOK, OK. But one night only. DonkeyHuh, thank you! A, what are you do. ShrekNo!DonkeyThis is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swap the manly stories.And in the morning.Im making waffles. Where do I sleep?ShrekOutside!DonkeyOh, a, I guess thats cool. You know,I dont know you and you dont know me. so I guess, outside is best you know. Here I go. Good night.I do like that half door. Im a donkey all alone outside.Sit by myself outside, I guess. Im all alone, theres no one here beside me.ShrekI thought, I told you to stay outside. DonkeyI am outside.Mouse 1Well James. This is far from the farm,but what choice do we have?Mouse 2Its not.Mouse 1What a lovely bed. ShrekGot you!Mouse 2I found some cheese. Awful stuff.Mouse 3Is that you Gordon? How did you know?ShrekEnough! What are you doing in my house?Oh, no, no, no. Death prod off the table!Unknow fairyWhere would we supposed to put her. The beds taken.ShrekWhat? I live in a swamp. Ive put up signs.Im a terrifying Ogar!What do I have to do, to get a little privacy?ShrekOh, no! No, no! What are you doing in my swamp?All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, lets go.And hurry up, hurry up. No, no, not there. Not there!DonkeyHey dont look at me. I didnt invite them.PinocchioOh gosh, no one invited us. ShrekWhat?PinocchioWe were forced to come here. ShrekBy who?Mouse 1Lord Farquaad. He hoofed and he bopped and signed a conviction notice.ShrekAll right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?DonkeyOh I do. I know where he is.ShrekDoes anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all? DonkeyMe. ShrekAnyone?DonkeyOh pick me, I know! Me, me.ShrekOk, fine. Attention all fairy tale things!Do not get comfortable.Your welcome is officially warned up.In fact. Im gonna see this guy Farquaad right nowand get all off my land And back where you came from. You. Youre coming with me.DonkeyAll right. Thats what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on aworld and big city adventure. I love it.Im on road again. Sing with me Shrek! Im on road again.ShrekWhat did I say about singing?DonkeyCan I whistle? ShrekNo.DonkeyWell, can I hummer? ShrekAll right.Gingerbread ManNo.Lord FaquaadThats enough. Hes ready to talk.Run, run, run as fast as you can,you cant catch me. Im the gingerbread man.Gingerbread ManYou monster.Lord FaquaadIm not a monster here. You are.You and the rest of that fairytale trash,poisoning my perfect world.Now tell me! Where are the others? Gingerbread ManEat me.Lord FaquaadIve tried to be fair to you creatures.Now my patience has reached its end!Tell me! Or Ill. Gingerbread ManNo, no, not the buttons. Not gumdrop buttons.Lord FaquaadAll right! Whos hiding them?Gingerbread ManOk, Ill tell you. Do you know the muffin-man? Lord FaquaadThe muffin-man?Gingerbread ManThe muffin-man. Lord FaquaadYes, I know the muffin-man. Who lives on Proully lane?Gingerbread ManWell, shes married to the muffin-man.Lord FaquaadThe muffin-man!Gingerbread ManThe muffin-man!Shes married to the muffin-man.SoldierMy lord! We found it.Lord FaquaadWell then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in. Magic mirror.Gingerbread ManDont tell him anything!Lord FaquaadEvening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?Magic MirrorWell, technically, your not a king.Lord FaquaadA., felonious. You were saying. Magic MirrorWhat I mean is a.youre not a king, yet.But you can become one.All you have to do is marry a princess.Lord FaquaadGo on.Magic MirrorSo, just sit back and relax my lord, because its time for youto meet todays eligible batchelorettes. And here they are.Bachelorette number one is a mostly abuseshading from a kingdom far, far away.She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime.Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters.Please welcome. Cinderella.Bachelorette number two is acape wearing girl from a land of fantasy.Although she lives with seven other man,she is not easy.Just kiss hers dead frozen lipsand find out what a live wife she is.Come on. Give it up for. Show-white.And last but certainly not least.Bachelorette number three is a fire breathing dragon,brand new, guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. But dont let that cool you off.Shes a loaded pistol who likesPinacoladas and getting caught in the rain.Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona.So will it be Bachelorette number one? Bachelorette number two?Or Bachelorette number three?Soldier 1Two. Three! Two!Soldier 2One. No, no, no.Soldier 3Three. Pick number three my lord.Lord FaquaadOk, ok. Number three.Magic MirrorLord Farquaad. Youve chosen. princess Fiona.Lord FaquaadShes nice. Fiona. Shes perfect. All I have to do is just find someone.Magic MirrorBut I probably should mention little thing that happens at night.Lord FaquaadIll do it! Magic MirrorYes, but after sunset.Lord FaquaadSilence! I will make this princess Fiona my queen.And Dulock will finally have the perfect king!Captain! Assemble your finest man. Were going to have a tournament!DonkeyThats it, thats, right there, thats Dulock. Ive told you Ill find it.ShrekSo. That must be lord Farquaads castle.DonkeyAha, thats the place.Do you think maybe hes compensating for something.Hey, hey wait up Shrek!ShrekHey, you! Large head guardNo, no!ShrekWait a second. Look, Im not gonna eat you. I just.Its quiet. To quiet. Where is everybody?DonkeyHey look at this. Welcome to Du-Duloc, such a perfect town.Here we have some rules, let us lay them down.Dont make waves, stay in the line,and well get along fine. Duloc is the perfect place.Please keep off the grass, shine your shoes wipe your . face.Duloc is.Duloc is.“Duloc is the perfect town.DonkeyWow! Lets do that again. ShrekNo. no. All right. Youre going the right way for smack bottom.DonkeySorry about that.Lord FaquaadThat champion should have the honor, no, no.the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Fiona from the firing keep of the dragon.If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner up will take his place.And so on, and so forth. Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice Im willing to make.Applause.Lord FaquaadLet the tournament begin. What is that? Ugh, its hideous.Oh, thats not very nice.ShrekIts just a donkey.Lord FaquaadIndeed. Knights! New plan. The one, who kills the Ogar,will be named champion.How about him.ShrekOh, hey. Now, come on. Cant we just settle this over a pint?No? All right then. Come on.DonkeyHey Shrek! Let me, let me!WomanChair! Use the chair!ShrekThank you. Thank you, very much.Im here until Thursday. Try to view!SoldierShall I give the order sir?Lord FaquaadNo. I have a better idea. People of Dulock. I give you our champion!ShrekWhat?Lord FaquaadCongratulation, Ogar.Youve won the honor of embarkingon a great and noble quest.ShrekQuest? Im already on a quest. A quest to get my swamp back!Lord FaquaadYour swamp? ShrekYeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairytale creatures.Lord FaquaadIndeed. All right Ogar, Ill make you a deal.Go on this quest for me andIll give you your swamp back.ShrekExactly the way it was?Lord FaquaadDown to the last slime covered toad tool.ShrekAnd the squatters? Lord FaquaadAs good as gone.ShrekWhat kind of quest?DonkeyOk, let me get this straight!We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back the swamp, which you only dont have, cause he filled it with full of freaks on the first place. Is that about right? ShrekYou know what? Maybe there is a good reason, donkeys shouldnt talk.DonkeyI dont get it Shrek. Why didnt you just pull some Ogar stuff on them?You know, problem. Grab his bones to make a bridge. You know the whole Ogar trick.ShrekOh, you know what. Maybe I could have decapitated a entire village and put their heads on plate.Got a knife, cut open their spleens and drink their fluids.Does that sound good to you?DonkeyA, no, not really, no.ShrekFor your information there is a lot more to Ogars than people think.DonkeyExample. Example?ShrekOK, a, Ogars are like onions.DonkeyThey stink? ShrekYes, no.DonkeyO, they make you cry. ShrekNo.DonkeyOh, you leave them out on the sun and they get all brown and start to spread little white hairs?ShrekNo! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogars have layers. Onions have layers.You get it? We both have layers.DonkeyO, you both have layers. You know not everybody likes onions.Cake! Everybody like cakes. Cakes have layers.ShrekI dont care what everyone likes. Ogars are not like cakes.DonkeyYou know what everyone likes? Paffe.Have you ever met a person and you say: Hey, lets get some paffe and they say I dont like paffe. Paffe is delicious.ShrekNo! You tensed, irritating, miniature piece of burden.Ogars are like onions. End of story. Bye bye. See you later.DonkeyPaffe is maybe the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.You know I think Ive preferred you.Do you have a tissue or something, cause Im making a mess.Just the word paffe has made me start sliming. DonkeyWhy, Shrek, did you do that?Man you got to warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was opened and everything.ShrekBelieve me donkey if it was me, youd be dead.Its brimstone. We must be getting close.-DonkeyYeah, right, brimstone.Dont be talking about brimstone. I know what I smell and what no brimstone.And they dont come of stone neither.ShrekSure its big enough, but look at the location.DonkeyOh, Shrek, remember when you said that Ogars have layers?ShrekOh, yeah.DonkeyWell, I have a confession to make. Donkeys dont have layers.ShrekWait a second. Donkeys dont have sleeves.You know what I mean. Oh, you cant tell me youre afraid of highs.DonkeyNo, Im just a little uncomfortable of being on a rickety bridge over boiling lake of lava!ShrekCome on donkey, Im right here beside you. Ok? For emotional support. Well just tackle this thing together one little baby step after time.DonkeyReally? ShrekReally really.DonkeyOk. That makes me feel so much better.ShrekJust keep moving and dont look down.DonkeyDont look down, dont look down.Shrek! Im looking down! I cant do this. Just let me go back, please.ShrekBut youre already half way. DonkeyYeah, but I know that half is safe.ShrekOk, fine. I dont have time for this. You go back.DonkeyShrek, no, wait. Dont do that!ShrekOh, Im sorry. Do what? Oh. This? DonkeyYes, that!ShrekYes, yes. Do it. OK.DonkeyNo, Shrek! Im doing it. Im gonna die. Im gonna die. Shrek, Im gonna die.ShrekThat will do Donkey, that will do.DonkeyCool. So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway?ShrekInside. Waiting for us to rescue her.DonkeyI was talking about the dragon Shrek. Are you afraid? ShrekNo, but shhhhh.DonkeyOh, good. Me neither.Because theres nothing wrong with being afraid. Heres a something responsible of the