100 Things to Do Before High School《高中前要做的一百件事（2014）》第一季第七集完整中英文对照剧本

1、Middle School.初中Its full of opportunities,是个充满机遇的地方full of potential and full of many different looks.能让你实现无穷潜力 变换不同的形象Theres the Dont Care What You Wear Look.有的形象仿佛在说 你穿什么与我无关the bad boy Knit Winter Hat in 80-degree Weather Look.有的坏坏男在八十华氏度的天气里还戴着冬天的针织帽the Black Lipstick Look, Where girls wear a lo

2、t of black黑唇女生的着装打扮全是黑色intimidating everything.看着怪吓人的And the Gorgeous Vortex Look.有的形象堪称美丽旋风But today at Pootatuck Middle School.但今天的普塔塔克中学theres a new look. Actually three,多了一个新形象 确切说是三个because todays thing is因为今天的任务是Change Your Look And See What Happens.改变形象 静观其变6:00, its Monday morning周一早晨六点刚醒Lif

3、e can strike without a warning生活有时毫无预警Get up, get out, get on起床出发打起精神Its a brand new day开始全新的一天Find the dream and never stop, yeah找寻梦想 永不言弃Got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你坚强的后盾You crash and burn so what?失败何惧 跌倒何妨Its a brand new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say闲言碎语不必理会Just shout until you t

4、urn around尽情呐喊 潇洒转身And blast the past away烦恼全部丢在身后Its a brand new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone the game is on昨天已成历史 好戏即将上演Its time to jump and take a leap of faith勇敢跳出束缚 与我一同冒险Its a brand new day开始全新的一天Okay, a little new look好吧 故事开始之前explanation before we begin.我先解释一下改变后的形象Crispo is going red,小脆走红红火火

5、路线cause bright colors make you stand out in a crowd.因为亮色可以让你脱颖而出And today, thats what Crispos all about.今天小脆就是这个范儿Fenwick is wearing Crispos clothes芬威克穿小脆的衣服cause hes hoping through the transitive power因为他希望通过换夹克of jacket exchange,来换取小脆的魅力hell get the same girl attention that Crispo gets.和他一样吸引女生的注意

6、力And CJ is going power suitCJ要穿权力套装because shes always wondered,因为她一直想知道do power suits really have power?权力套装真的能让人拥有权力吗Did you bulk up?你怎么突然有肌肉了The jacket was a bit baggy,这件夹克有点鼓so I may or may not be wearing a muscle suit.所以我有可能穿了件肌肉装Are you wearing a muscle suit?到底穿没穿Yes.穿了Okay!好了You both know the

7、 rules.你们都知道规则是什么There are no rules.没什么规则Weve changed our look, now.我们已经改变了形象 现在lets see what happens.静观其变Pop.突击Did you hear that sound?听到了吗That is the sound of a pop quiz.这是突击测试的号♥角What?什么I didnt prepare for a quiz!我完全没准备啊I was up late picking out my look.昨天挑衣服挑到好晚Well, you look prepared.你看起

8、来像准备好的样子Like a mom who does her work at home and has it all.像一个无所不能 在家工作的妈妈Yeah, well, I dont think a power suit话是这么说 但我不相信has enough power to get me out of this.权力套装能给我足够的能量熬过这次考试Students, listen up!同学们 听好了A photographer from the Gazette Is here公报的摄影师要来to take my picture.给我照相I need a presentable st

9、udent to pose with me.我要一个形象好气质佳的学生跟我一起拍No way.想得美Too red, youll take all the focus from me.太红了 你会抢走我的风头You, there, Martin, in the smart clothes.马丁 你这身衣服倒是不错No quiz for you, youre coming with me.你不用考试了 跟我来Ha!哈The suit does have power.权力套装的确有两下子I wish an authority figure could get me out of a pop qui

10、z.我也希望有身权力套装能帮我免考啊Will Christian Powers克里斯蒂安鲍尔斯report to the guidance counselor office?请到辅♥导♥员办公室Christian Powers.克里斯蒂安鲍尔斯Great. Now, hand me this apple and admire me in a way很好 把这个苹果递给我 表现出崇拜我的样子that says, I respect my principal,好像在说 我尊敬我的校长so heres fruit.请收下这个水果Uh, okay.呃 好吧Good. Now

11、, shake my hand like were power suit pals.很好 像权力套装搭档一样跟我握手Wow, thats a fine handshake.哇 这个握手不错Okay, now.好了 现在Oh, not again!哦 又来Another one of my posters vandalized.又有人故意破坏我的海报了Principal Stink Smell.臭气校长I farts the farts.我把屁放屁出来Thats not even a proper sentence.这句子都读不通But we will catch whoevers doing

12、this.但我们会抓住罪魁祸首的We?我们I like the cut of your pantsuit, CJ,你这身套装的剪裁深得我意 CJand I can use some help cracking this case.你可以在破案的时候助我一臂之力Howd you like to hang with me跟我混怎么样and take that power suit out for a test drive?让权力套装充分发挥权力Okay, so far my new look好吧 目前为止has gotten me out of a pop quiz我的新形象让我成功逃过突击测试a

13、nd into a test drive?踏上了行使权力之旅You!你们几个Knit cap boys.戴针织帽的Empty your pockets.口袋掏出来给我看看A yo-yo, more knit hats.一个溜溜球 又是针织帽and no hall passes.没有走廊通行证Tell them to get to my office.让他们去我办公室Uh, get to her office.呃 去她办公室No.不行Stronger, scare them.强硬点 吓倒他们Get to her office!去她办公室Nice!漂亮Now remember, never tru

14、st boys who wear knit caps记着 绝对不要相信在二十六度的天气里in 80-degree weather,还戴针织帽的男生people who wear cross-country shorts不是越野队but arent on the cross-country team and.但穿着越野短裤的人And black lipstick girls.还有黑唇女生In my new look,换了新形象I did feel kind of powerful.我的确觉得很有力量But Im not sure this is the look for me.但我不知道这个形象

15、适不适合我Stand up straight, youre slouching.站直了 怎么懒懒散散的Christian Powers to the guidance office.克里斯蒂安鲍尔斯请到辅♥导♥员办公室Again, Christian Powers to the guidance office.重复 克里斯蒂安鲍尔斯请到辅♥导♥员办公室Somebody important wants to speak with you.有重要的人找你Im so in trouble!我完蛋了Why?为什么The fire chief is

16、 in Roberts office and wants to speak to me.消防队长在罗伯茨老师的办公室里 想要找我谈话Okay.好吧What have you done?你做了什么I rescued a cat the other day前几天我救了一只猫and I may have burned down the Earth Day tree in the process.那时候可能把世界地球日纪念树给烧了What? That was you?什么 是你干的The cat wouldnt come out of the tree,猫不肯从树上下来so I figured it

17、would jump down if the tree was on fire.所以我想 如果树着火了 它就会跳下来How did you burn down the Earth Day tree to save the cat?你怎么会为了救猫去烧树啊It wasnt easy, believe me.相信我 烧树挺难的Now fire chief guy and Roberts are looking for me.现在消防队长和罗伯茨老师在找我Theyre gonna find you.他们会找到你的You literally look like fire.你整个人都火红火红的Then

18、I guess Crispos gonna have to blend in.那小脆就需要混进人堆里Cant see me.看不到我吧Wheres Crispo? I dont know.小脆在哪里 我不知道Not blending.想得美My red look is too awesome!穿红衣服让我帅得太醒目了Somebody picked the wrong outfit today.某人今天挑错了衣服Ha!哈May I remind you youre wearing a muscle suit?需不需要我提醒你一下 你穿着肌肉装Is there more to this story

19、?有什么意见吗Dont get carried away with all this buffness,别被一身肌肉蒙蔽了双眼cause youre not buff,因为你并不健壮and you tend to lie when youre around girls.而且在女生面前容易说谎Me? Lie?我 说谎I dont lie when Im around girls.我才不会在女生面前说谎You know me, liftin, doin lots of liftin.你们懂我的 举重 一直坚持举重Feelin the burn.享受燃烧的感觉You look good, Fen.

20、Yeah.你看着真不错 小芬 是啊Its the clothes,都是衣服and the sports.和运动的功劳Football, basketball, hockey ball.足球 篮球 曲棍球Oh, and wrestling.哦 还有摔跤You wrestle?你会摔跤Can we watch?我们能欣赏吗Yeah.当然可以Frazier, did you just say you wrestle?弗雷泽 你刚刚是说你会摔跤吗Yeah.是啊Great! I need some tiny buff guys for the team.太好了 我的队伍里正缺小壮汉呢Wait, what

21、?等等 什么Match is today,今天比赛you tiny buff machine!你这个小壮汉And ew.这下不好了You know we can see you.你知道我们能看见你吧No, you cant.你们看不到Crispo, I know youre in denial about a lot of things.小脆 我知道你在否认很多事Our future together,我们的未来blending in,混进人堆and whoever is looking for you in Mr. Roberts office.还有在罗伯茨老师办公室里等着跟你说话的人Loo

22、k, I might be in really big trouble.听着 我可能有大♥麻♥烦了Well, if you go to the movies with me on Friday,如果你周五和我去看电影then I might be able to help.我可能会帮你Not gonna happen.不可能Fine!好吧Ill help you anyway.我还是会帮你的How?怎么帮Ladies.姑娘们Great news.好消息Instead of a vocabulary test,词汇考试取消we are gonna have a pie

23、 party!我们开个派主题派对And the first slice goes to.第一块给CJ!CJI have to admit,我必须承认so far changing my look got me out of a pop quiz目前为止改变形象让我逃过了突击测试and got me the first slice of pie.让我吃到了第一块派Could this day get any better?今天还能更好吗Power suit pal!权力套装搭档Pie down.把派放下Lets go.我们走Weve got a lot of work to do.我们有好多事要

24、做Uh, okay.呃 好吧Whats next?下一个任务是什么First, my office smells like farts.首先 我的办公室闻着跟屁一样臭You got to fix that.你得给我弄干净Second, we still havent found out whos princi-poo-ing me.其次 我们还没有找出在我海报上乱涂乱画的人Apparently now I have poop hair.很明显我现在有大便头You dont have poop hair.你没有大便头I know!我知道And finally, for some real pow

25、er suit action,最后 该让权力套装发挥终极能量了youre gonna help me fire Mrs. Seagraves.你帮我开除西格雷福斯老师What?什么Ugh, look at her eat that pie.呃 看看她吃派的样子But. This is fun, right?但 这很有意思啊 不是吗I dont want to fire someone.我不要开除别人Im only 12!我才十二岁Okay, when it comes to new school looks,好吧 关于在学校树立新形象lets go over what weve learned

26、 so far.我们看一下目前为止学到了什么If youre trying to avoid如果你想躲开a guidance counselor and fire chief and youre a boy,辅♥导♥员和消防队长 而你又是个男生try dressing as a girl.试着男扮女装If you wear a muscle suit to look cool in a cool jacket,如果你为了装酷 在一件拉风的夹克里穿肌肉装dont join the wrestling team.不要参加摔跤队And if you wear a powe

27、r suit,如果你穿着权力套装you might have to search for a source of farts你可能需要在校长办公室找in the principals office.臭屁的源头Well?怎么样It was a bag of old cheese with a sticky note.源头是一袋贴着便条的过期奶酪It says.便条上写着This is what you smell like.这就是你的味道Ugh! Now theyre after my office!呃 现在他们入侵我的办公室了You, take this.你拿着Speaking of old,

28、 nasty cheese,说到过期的恶心奶酪lets go fire Seagraves.我们去开除西格雷福斯吧But shes everyones favorite English teacher.但她是大家最喜欢的英语老师Shes my worst teacher.她是我手下最糟糕的老师She gives pie parties.她会开派主题派对Three times a week!一周三次And Pootatuck has the lowest English scores in the district.普塔塔克的语文分数是全区最低的We do?是吗Tell me!告诉我What i

29、s the definition of Fart Monger?屁贩子是什么意思Somebody who farts a lot?放屁很多的人Somebody who sells farts.卖♥♥屁的人And you would know that if you had a good English teacher.如果你的语文老师合格 你就会知道这是什么意思了At least this time they recognized至少这次他们意识到我的冰雪聪明了how active my brain is by adding smart lines.不然不会在我头上

30、加智慧曲线I think thats fart stink coming out of your head lines.我觉得这应该是臭味曲线Youre probably right.你说得好像有道理But we will crack this case, lil principal,但我们还是得破了这案子 小校长and then you and I will be power suit pals接着我们俩就可以当很久很久的for a long. time.权力套装搭档了Okay, it might be time to try a new look.好吧 好像是时候该换个新形象了A lost

31、 and found look.去失物招领处看看A look that doesnt say, Lil Principal只要看着不像小校长or Help Hader fire my English teacher.或者不像是要帮黑德开除我的英语老师A look Hader might not want to spend只要黑德看了这个新形象a long. time with.很久很久很久的合作伙伴立刻告吹Okay, not my usual look,好了 虽然不是我平时的样子but neither was the power suit.但权力套装也不是啊Change your look!给

32、老娘换个新形象But maybe its just as powerful.不过这服装好像霸气依旧嘛But then I realized how much people judge others然后我意识到人们以貌取人的just because of what they wear.现象是多严重Whats with the new look, Martin?你这身打扮是干嘛的 马丁I was just trying to get out of a thing with Principal Hader.我只是想试着不掺和黑德校长的那些事儿I just dont want to look powe

33、rful.我不想看起来是很强势的样子Not that youre not powerful.不是说你们不强势啊Im just thinking Hader wont like this look.我只是觉得黑德校长不会喜欢这身打扮Not that its not likeable on you, but.不是说你们穿着就不招人喜欢 但Im just gonna stop talking now.我还是闭嘴好了Whats on your lips?你嘴唇上涂的是什么I dont own any black lipstick.我没有黑色的唇彩We do.我们有啊Much better.好多了Tha

34、nks.谢啦You guys are really nice.你们真的很好Even though everyone says youre not nice.尽管大家都说你们不好Yeah.是啊Dont tell anyone.别跟其他人说哦So, youve changed your look你又换了个形象to be like them.像她们一样Oh. It was getting hot in the other look, so.呃 刚刚的衣服穿着有点热了 所以Hey, if you cant stand the heat,如果你忍♥受不了这点热get out of the

35、power suit.那就不要穿权力套装了I think Ms. Seagraves is nice, by the way.顺便说一下 我觉得西格雷福斯老师挺好的Wrong!你想错了Like your new look.就像你的新打扮一样错And Im disappointed, CJ.我对你很失望 CJI guess Im going to find who did that by myself.看来我得自己找出谁干得好事了Its not funny.笑什么笑 有什么好笑的And I would watch myself if I were you.如果我是你们的话 我会小心的All of

36、 you.你们所有人都是Will Christian Powers克里斯蒂安鲍尔斯report to the guidance office?请到辅♥导♥员办公室来一下Again, Christian Powers to the guidance office.再说一遍 克里斯蒂安鲍尔斯到辅♥导♥员办公室来一趟It looks terrible!我自己都无法直视I cant be seen like this!我可不能穿成这样出去You called me here.是你叫我来的Do you want my help or not?到底要

37、不要我帮忙Yeah, that looks ridiculous.好吧 这也太搞笑了Im doomed.我完蛋了Doomed!完蛋了No, youre not.不 你没有完蛋Cause Im here to help.因为我就是来帮你的Now, you look ridiculous现在你看着很搞笑and I look ridiculous.我看起来也很搞笑But now, the ridiculous stops.但是搞笑到此为止Come on! Why did you stop?继续啊 你干嘛要停下来Im trying to show you how to wrestle.我在跟你演示怎么

38、摔跤呢Wow.哇哦Ladies.姑娘们Would any of you like to tell me what this is?你们哪个愿意跟我说一下这是什么Theyre black markers?是黑色记号♥笔I know what they are.我知道这是啥I was referring to that.我指的是这个Again, theyre fart stink lines coming from.这个还是臭味曲线从No!不是I mean I found these black markers that defaced my posters我的意思是 我在她们柜子旁

39、边的垃圾桶里in the garbage right by their lockers.发现用来丑♥化♥我海报的黑色记号♥笔We didnt do it.不是我们干的Well, you sure look guilty.肯定是你们干的But we didnt do it.但是确实不是我们干的啊Empty your pockets.把你们口袋里的东西都掏出来Detention for two weeks, starting today.留堂两周 从今天开始Principal Hader, it wasnt them!黑德校长 不是她们干的That bla

40、ck marker is mine.那个记号♥笔是我的Oh.哦Well, in that case, you can join them in detention.这样的话 你也跟着她们留堂吧Its official.我是认真的This could be the worst thing on the list so far.这可能是目前为止列表上最差劲的事情了So, you know the fire chief and I have been你知道我和消防队长looking for you all day.已经找你了一整天吧I know, and Im sorry.我知道 对不

41、起Tell him Ill plant nine new trees跟他说我会种九棵新树的and never light another tree on fire.以后再也不放火烧树了Start a fire?放火He just wanted to personally give you this certificate他只是想把这张证书亲手交给你from the fire department thanking you for saving因为消防局想感谢你救了Fire Marshall Meow.这只消防首领猫Wait. was the cat in the Earth Day tree?

42、慢着 那只猫是在世界地球日的树上Yes. and I burned it hoping the cat would jump into my arms,是的 我把树点着了想让猫跳进我怀里的which it did.它确实下来了呀And again, Im sorry and Im ready to receive my punishment.我再次道歉 同时我准备好接受惩罚了I suggest detention.我建议就留堂吧Okay, one days detention.好吧 留堂一天And no more tree ignition.还有不准再烧树了Done.成交Now, is the

43、re anything else you want to talk about?那么 你还有什么想说的吗No.没了Nothing?真没了Not that I can think of, no, Im good.我确实想不到什么了 我挺好的Okay.好吧Then, uh, report to detention.那就去留堂教室报到吧You hear that, Frazier?你听到了没 弗雷泽Thats the crowd ready to watch you wrestle!观众们已经准备好欣赏你摔跤了I dont think I can do this.我觉得我做不来Sure, you c

44、an.你肯定可以I dont know how to wrestle!我并不会摔跤I was bragging to girls and I wasnt gonna tell you,我那时候是在跟女生们吹牛 而且 虽然我不想说but Im wearing a muscle suit.但我现在穿着肌肉装I knew you were wearing a suit!我知道你穿着肌肉装啊But I also know youre the smartest kid in this school,但我还知道你是学校里最聪明的孩子and smarts is more important in wrest

45、ling than anything else.运用智慧在摔跤中可比其他方面重要多了Then I guess I dont need this suit.那我应该就不用这件肌肉装了Or the cool jacket.还有这件夹克Cause my buff brain beats brawn every time!因为那些肌肉男根本不是我聪明大脑的对手You better believe it!你最好能说服你自己Now, you get in there and you go get em!现在进去拿下他们吧Get em, get em!拿下他们 拿下他们Go, go, get em!快去快去

46、 拿下他们Wow, that was bad.哎 真是太糟糕了I mean, really bad, I mean, youre terrible.非常非常糟糕 我想说 你的表现很差You stink.你太差了Can you watch him til his mom arrives?你能在他妈妈来之前照看一下他吗I gotta get back to a match.我得回到比赛现场Just put him with the rest of them.把他跟剩下这些放一起吧Okay.好了Your assignment is to write a 1,000-word essay你们的作业是写

47、一篇一千字的文章as to how I do not eat my own farts主题是我既不吃自己的屁nor am I a Fart Monger.也不是“屁贩子”And dont try to fool me by sneaking out.我不是傻子 别想着偷偷溜出去Contrary to my posters,跟这个海报相反I do have smart lines coming out of my brain.确实有很多智慧曲线从我脑子里冒出来Smart lines.智慧曲线Thats it.就是它了Principal Hader,黑德校长I know whos been van

48、dalizing your posters.我知道是谁故意破坏你的海报了Me too. it was them.我也知道 就是她们Now, sit down.现在快坐下Yeah. I cant.我没法坐视不管What?你说什么You.你Get back in here.赶快给我回来Whats the meaning of this?你们这是要干啥I dont know.我也不知道I do.我知道Because Ms. Seagraves has been vandalizing your posters.因为海报是被西格雷福斯老师故意破坏的What?什么What?什么Your fart headlines match the warm pie lines海报上的臭味曲线和黑板上画的on the chalkboard.刚出炉的派上的热气线是一样的And the garbage can where you found the black