各种趣味英语大收集

1/8趣味英语收集随着英语的漫长发展，在英语语法、口语中，逐渐出现了一种新的模式，这便是人们所说的趣味英语。它代表着特色鲜明的西方文化，同时在人口迁移过程中，与东方文明相碰撞，便增添了更多丰富的内容，有些让人难以捉摸，有些又让人禁不住捧腹大笑。趣味句子英语中有很多有趣的句子，它们有些是由同一个词的不同词性所造成，有些则是由于同一个词在句中所担任的成分不同而造成的，当然还有回文句，对联等有趣的形式。下面是几个例句，让我们来详细分析一下：1.Nevertroubletroubletilltroubletroublesyou.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。2.Ithinkthatthatthatthatthatstudentwroteontheblackboardwaswrong.我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。3.Iknow.Youknow.Iknowthatyouknow.IknowthatyouknowthatIknow.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。句子中来来回回只有那几个词，却构成了有着合理语义的完整句子4.Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoveralazydog.那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。5.WasitabarorabatIsaw?我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。6.上联：ToChinaforchina,Chinawithchina,dinneronchina.去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。7.2Bornot2B,thatisa？这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：Tobeornottobe,thatisaquestion.(生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)通过以上的例句，我们已经初步了解了趣味英语句子的一些特点，下面是我们收集到的其他一些有趣的句子，以此来加深对趣味英语的理解。1.Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2.Iwishtowishthewishyouwishtowish,butifyouwishthewishthewitchwishes,Iwon'twishthewishyouwishtowish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。3.Iscream,youscream,weallscreamforice-cream!我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!4.Howmanycookiescouldagoodcookcookifagoodcookcouldcookcookies?Agoodcookcouldcookasmuchcookiesasagoodcookwhocouldcookcookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。5.Thedriverwasdrunkanddrovethedoctor'scardirectlyintothedeepditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。6.Whethertheweatherbefineorwhethertheweatherbenot.Whethertheweatherbecoldorwhethertheweatherbehot，We'llweathertheweatherwhetherwelikeitornot.无论是晴天或是阴天。无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。7.PeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers.ApeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked.IfPeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers,Where'sthepeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked?彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？8.Ithoughtathought.ButthethoughtIthoughtwasn'tthethoughtIthoughtIthought.IfthethoughtIthoughtIthoughthadbeenthethoughtIthought,Iwouldn'thavethoughtsomuch.我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了。9.Amidthemistsandcoldestfrosts,Withbarestwristsandstoutestboasts,Hethrustshisfistsagainsttheposts,Andstillinsistsheseestheghosts.雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰。10.BadminwasabletobeatBillatbilliards,butBillalwaysbeatBadminbadlyatbadminton.巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。11.Bettybeatabitofbuttertomakeabetterbutter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。12.RitarepeatedwhatReardonrecitedwhenReardonreadtheremarks.当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。13.Fewfreefruitfliesflyfromflames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。14.Fifty-fiveflagsfreelyflutterfromthefloatingfrigate.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。15.Thereisnoneedtolightanightlightonalightnightliketonight，forabrightnightlightisjustlikeaslightlight.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。16.Apleasantpeasantkeepsapleasantpheasantandboththepeasantandthepheasantarehavingapleasanttimetogether.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。17.Howmanysheetscouldasheetslitterslitifasheetslittercouldslitsheets?如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？18.Mr.SeeownedasawandMr.Soarownedaseesaw.NowSee'ssawsawedSoar'sseesawbeforeSoarsawSee.西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。19.Ifyou'rekeenonstunningkitesandcunningstunts,buyacunningstunningstuntkite.如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧。20.TedsentFredtenhensyesterdaysoFred'sfreshbreadisreadyalready.特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了。21.AFinnishfishernamedFisherfailedtofishanyfishoneFridayafternoonandfinallyhefoundoutabigfissureinhisfishingnet.一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。22.Franc'sfatherisfryingFrenchfriesforhisfivefire-fighterfriendsaftertheyfinishedafire-fightinginafactory.在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆。英语歇后语歇后语是人们在生活实践中创造的一种特殊语言形式，是一种短小、风趣、形象的语句。它由前后两部分组成：前一部分起“引子”作用，像谜语，后一部分起“后衬”的作用，像谜底，自然贴切。但歇后语不仅存在于汉语，英语中同样也有，可是英语中一些歇后语的字面意思，有时候让人十分捉摸不透，下面的句子就是很好的证明。Badnewshaswings.好事不出门，坏事传千里。Barkingdogsseldombite.吠犬不咬人。Beautyliesinthelove‘seyes.情人眼里出西施。Beswifttohear,slowtospeak.听宜敏捷，言宜缓行。Betterlatethannever.不怕慢，单怕站。Bettertoaskthewaythangoastray.问路总比迷路好。Betweenfriendsalliscommon.朋友之间不分彼此。Birdsofafeatherflocktogether.物以类聚，人以群分。Bloodisthickerthanwater.血浓于水。Bloodwillhaveblood.血债血偿。Booksandfriendsshouldbefewbutgood.读书如交友，应求少而精。Businessisbusiness.公事公办。Businessisthesaltoflife.事业是人生的第一需要。Byreadingweenrichthemind,byconversationwepolishit.读书使人充实，交谈使人精明。Cannotseethewoodforthetrees.一叶障目，不见泰山。Careanddiligencebringluck.谨慎和勤奋才能抓住机遇。Cautionistheparentofsafety.小心驶得万年船。Cheatsneverprosper.骗人发不了财。Childrenarewhatthemothersare.耳濡目染，身教言传。Chooseanauthorasyouchooseafriend.择书如择友。Comewhatmay,heavenwon‘tfall.做你的吧，天塌不下来。Complacencyistheenemyofstudy.学习的敌人是自己的满足。Confidenceinyourselfisthefirststepontheroadtosuccess.自信是走向成功的第一步。Constantdrippingwearsawayastone.水滴石穿，绳锯木断。Contentisbetterthanriches.知足者常乐。Countone‘schickensbeforetheyarehatched.蛋未孵先数雏。Courtesyononesideonlylastsnotlong.来而不往非礼也。Creepbeforeyouwalk.循序渐进。Cryforthemoon.海底捞月。Customisasecondnature.习惯是后天养成的。Custommakesallthingseasy.有个好习惯，事事皆不难。Diamondcutsdiamond.强中自有强中手。DoastheRomansdo.入乡随俗。Doasyouwouldbedoneby.己所不欲，勿施于人。Doingisbetterthansaying.与其挂在嘴上，不如落实在行动上。Doitnow.机不可失，时不再来。Donothingbyhalves.凡事不可半途而废。Don‘tclaimtoknowwhatyoudon‘tknow.不要不懂装懂。Don‘thavetoomanyironsinthefire.不要揽事过多。Don‘tmakeamountainoutofamolehill.不要小题大做。Don‘tputofftilltomorrowwhatshouldbedonetoday.今日事，今日毕。Don‘tputthecartbeforethehorse.不要本末倒置。Don‘ttroubletroubleuntiltroubletroublesyou.不要自找麻烦。Don‘ttrytoteachyourgrandmothertosuckeggs.不要班门弄斧。Dowellandhavewell.善有善报。英语绕口令绕口令是一种语言游戏。学说英语绕口令，无论从练习口齿的伶俐性还是了解英语语言的特点来说，都是一个极好的素材。绕口令是多少代人创作、提炼、升华而成的，可以说是群众集体智慧的结晶。因此，美国人所说的绕口令，也不乏有看了或读来令人忍俊不禁的佳句。例如：1.Abigblackbearsatonabigblackbug.

2.Abigblackbugbitabigblackbearandmadethebigblackbearbleedblood.

3.Abigblackbugbitabigblackdogonhisbigblacknose!

4.Aloyalwarriorwillrarelyworrywhywerule.

5.Anoiseannoysanoyster,butanoisynoiseannoysanoystermore!

6.AnnandAndy'sanniversaryisinApril.

7.Bakebigbatchesofbitterbrownbread.

8.Bigblackbugsbleedblueblackbloodbutbabyblackbugsbleedblueblood.

9.Blackbackground,brownbackground.

10.Blake'sblackbike'sbackbrakebracketblockbroke.

11.Bluegluegun,greengluegun.

12.Caution:WideRightTurns

13.EachEasterEddieeatseightyEastereggs.

14.Elizabethhaselevenelvesinherelmtree.

15.Elizabeth'sbirthdayisonthethirdThursdayofthismonth

16.Freshfriedfish,Fishfreshfried,Friedfishfresh,Fishfriedfresh.

17.Freshlyfriedfreshflesh

18.Greenglassglobesglowgreenly.

19.Hethrewthreeballs.

20.Hethrewthreefreethrows.

21.Here'saneasygametoplay.Here'saneasythingtosay:

22.HowmanycookiescouldagoodcookcookIfagoodcookcouldcookcookies?Agoodcookcouldcookasmuchcookiesasagoodcookwhocouldcookcookies.

23.Howmaysawscouldasee-sawsawifasee-sawcouldsawsaws?

24.Howmuchoilboilcanagumboilboilifagumboilcanboiloil?

25.Ithoughtathought.ButthethoughtIthoughtwasn'tthethoughtIthoughtIthought.IfthethoughtIthoughtIthoughthadbeenthethoughtIthought,Iwouldn'thavethoughtsomuch.

26.IwishIwerewhatIwaswhenIwishedIwerewhatIam.

27.Iwishtowishthewishyouwishtowish,butifyouwishthewishthewitchwishes,Iwon'twishthewishyouwishtowish.

28.Iwishyouwereafishinmydish

29.Iftwowitcheswouldwatchtwowatches,whichwitchwouldwatchwhichwatch?

30.Ifyounoticethisnotice,youwillnoticethatthisnoticeisnotworthnoticing.

31.It'snotthecoughthatcarriesyouoff,it'sthecoffintheycarryyouoffin!

32.Littleredlorry

33.MissSmith'sfish-sauceshopseldomsellsshellfish.

34.Nevertroubleabouttroubleuntiltroubletroublesyou!

35.Nothingisworththousandsofdeaths.

36.PickypeoplepickPeterPanPeanutButter.PeterPanPeanutisthepeanutpickypeoplepick.

37.Ripewhitewheatreapersreapripewhitewheatright.

38.Shesaidsheshouldsit.

39.Shesellsseashellsontheseashore.Theseashellsshesellsareseashellssheissure.

40.Shutuptheshuttersandsitintheshop.

41.Sillysheepweepandsleep.

42.Sixshiningcities,sixshiningcities,sixshiningcities.

43.Sixsicksea-serpentsswamthesevenseas.

44.SixsleekswansswamswiftlySouthwards

45.Stupidsuperstition!

46.Thebatterwiththebutteristhebatterthatisbetter!

47.ThegreatGreekgrapegrowersgrowgreatGreekgrapes.

48.Thesoldier'sshouldersurelyhurts!

49.Therethosethousandthinkerswerethinkinghowdidtheotherthreethievesgothrough.

50.There'sasandwichonthesandwhichwassentbyasanewitch.

51.Twotinytigerstaketwotaxistotown.

52.Verywell,verywell,verywell...

53.Whatnoiseannoysanoystermost?Anoisynoiseannoysanoystermost.

54.Willie'sreallyweary.趣味英语短文英语短文阅读是考查我们英语运用水平的重要途径，与我们的完形填空、阅读理解题息息相关，我们可以从英语短文中学会很多新单词，也可以加深对短语和句子的理解，帮助记忆。下面的这些英语小短文，都十分有趣，希望可以培养我们对英语的兴趣，从而帮助我们更好地学习英语。HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"YourHonor,Iwanttobringtoyourattentionhowunfairitisformyclienttobeaccusedoftheft.HearrivedinNewYorkCityaweekagoandbarelyknewhiswayaround.What'smore,heonlyspeaksafewwordsofEnglish."Thejudgelookedatthedefendantandasked,"HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"Thedefendantlookedupandsaid,"Givemeyourwallet!" "法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？"被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！"PeanutsAguygoestovisithisgrandmaandhebringshisfriendwithhim.Whilehe'stalkingtohisgrandma,hisfriendstartseatingthepeanutsonthecoffeetable,andfinishesthemoff.Asthey'releaving,hisfriendsaystohisgrandma,"Thanksforthepeanuts."Sh