卑鄙地我1 神偷奶爸 中英对照台词剧本

卑鄙的我Excuseme,sir,isthereacommode?请问先生这里有洗手间吗？Justin!贾斯丁！Quick,honey,takemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.快亲爱的给我拍张手举金字塔的照片Justin,yougetbackhererightnow!贾斯丁你快给我回来！No,stop!不站住！-No,no!Stophim!-Goback!Don'tclimb!-不不！拦住他！-快回去！别爬！Wait,wait.等等等等Holdon.Easy,littleboy.别动放松小朋友Okay,stop,child!Stoprightthere.No!好了站住孩子！站着别动不！No,no,no!Therehegoes.不不不！他掉下去了Justin!贾斯丁！I'vegothim!I'vegothim!我能接住！我能接住！OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscovered今晚埃及曝出一条爆炸性的新闻thattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen胡夫金字塔遭人偷走andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica.取而代之的竟然是一只巨大的充气仿制品Thereispanicthroughouttheglobeascountriesandcitizens事件引起全球恐慌各国人民trytoprotecttheirbelovedlandmarks.都在尽力保护自己国家的地标Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads,执法部门仍然毫无线索leavingeveryonetowonder,whichoftheworld'svillains大家都在猜测到底哪个大坏蛋isresponsibleforthisheinouscrime?才是这起卑劣罪行的主谋Andwherewillhestrikenext?他的下一步行动又是什么？I'mhavingabad,badday今天我心情很坏很坏It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway于是现在火力全开SteamrollingwhateverIsee眼前的一切全都碾烂Freezeray!Freezeray!Freezeray!冷冻光线！冷冻光线！冷冻光线！I'mhavingabad,badday今天我心情很坏很坏Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay你要因此恨我我也不会记怀Watch,thisissofuntosee看好了这可不好玩Despicableme因为我是大坏蛋Morning,Gru!早啊格鲁！Howyoudoing?你好啊Hello,Fred.你好弗雷德FYI,yourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard,提醒你一下你家的狗把我家院子拉得到处都是狗屎andIdon'tappreciateit.这我可不喜欢Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.抱歉这也没办法狗就是喜欢到处乱跑Unlessthey'redead.死了就不会乱跑了I'mjoking!我开玩笑的！Although,itistrue.Anyway,haveagoodone.可我也没说错祝你愉快Okay.Yeah.好吧SteamrollingwhateverIsee眼前的一切全都碾烂Despicableme因为我是大坏蛋I'mhavingabad,badday今天我心情很坏很坏Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay你要因此恨我我也不会记怀Despicableme因为我是大坏蛋You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!开什么玩笑！Hello!有人吗？Cookiesforsale.要买饼干吗？Goaway.I'mnothome.走开家里没人Yes,youare.Iheardyou.有人我听见你说话了No,youdidn't.This不你没听见这是isarecording.这是录音-No,itisn't.-Yes,itis.-不不是录音-就是录音Watchthis.Leaveamessage,beep.听好了有事请留言哔…Goodbye,recordedmessage.再见了录音先生Agnes,comeon.艾格尼丝快跟上Kyle!凯尔！Baddog!No!No,no.Sit.Mymuffin.坏狗狗！不！不不坐下我的小松饼Gru!格鲁！DrNefario.纳法瑞奥博士Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.我知道你现在是什么感觉I,too,haveencounteredgreatdisappointment,因为我也一样正承受着巨大的挫败感butinmyeyes,youwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.但你在我眼里永远都是最伟大的What?Whathappened?怎么了？出什么事了？It'salloverthenews!新闻上都在播呢！Somefellajuststoleapyramid.某个家伙盗走了一座金字塔They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslook他们都说跟他相比我们这些其他坏蛋都…lame.太菜了Assembletheminions!集合喽罗们开会！Minions,assemble!喽啰们集合了！Okay.Okay.好的好的Hey!嘿！Lookinggood,Kevin!Howisthefamily?Good?气色不错啊凯文！家里人都好吗？Allright.很好That'smyBillyboy!Whatup,Larry?这才是我的小比利！你好吗拉瑞？Hello,everybody!大家好！Yeah,allright!很好很好！Simmerdown.Simmerdown!安静安静！Thankyou,okay.谢谢好了Now,Irealisethatyouguysprobablyheard我想你们也应该都听说了aboutthisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.某个坏蛋偷走了金字塔Apparently,it'sabigdeal.这确实很牛BPeoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.人人都说这是世纪大案什么的ButamIupset?No,Iamnot!我会为这个紧张吗？不会！Alittle,虽然有那么一丁点butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves,但我们今年也干得不错andyouguysareallrightinmybook.你们的名字全都记在功劳簿上了No,noraises!不别得意！You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.你们都没什么好得意的Whatdidwedo?我们都做了些什么？Well,westoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!我们偷走了时代广场上的大屏幕！Nice!漂亮！That'showIroll.这就是我的风格Yeah,youalllikewatchingfootballonthat,huh?你们都喜欢用那东西看橄榄球是吧？Butthat'snotall.还不止这些WestoletheStatueofLiberty,我们还偷走了自由女神像thesmallonefromLasVegas.虽然是拉斯维加斯那个迷你版的AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!AlsoVegas.还有艾菲尔铁塔！也是拉斯维加斯的Okay,Iwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet,好吧我当时还不想说butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!其实我正在策划一项大工程！Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!金字塔那事跟它根本没法比！AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario...这还多亏了我的好朋友纳法瑞奥博士…Thankyou!谢谢！Thereheis.他来了He'sstyling.看他多有型Now,wehavelocatedashrinkray我们查到一间秘密实验室里inasecretlab,andoncewetakethisshrinkray,藏着缩小射线只要我们把它到手wewillhavethecapability我们就能够topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.犯下真正意义上的世纪大案Wearegoingtosteal...我们要去偷的是…Wait,wait!Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.等等等等！我还没说是什么呢Hey.嘿Dave,listenup,please.戴维注意听好了Next,wearegoingtosteal,接下来我们要去偷的是pauseforeffect,这时候停顿一下才给力themoon!月球！Andoncethemoonismine,一旦月球落到我手里theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!想要我交出来的话整个世界都得满足我的任何条件！AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!而我就会成为前无古人后无来者的超级大坏蛋！That'swhatI'mtalkingabout.这就是我要说的Yes?喂？Hello,Gru?I'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers,喂格鲁？我做了下预算andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.我们可没那么多钱玩这个Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.根本就不可行我可创造不了奇迹Hey,chillax.嘿别紧张I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!我再去银行贷笔款他们都喜欢我！Edith,stopit!伊迪丝别玩了！What?I'mjustwalking.干嘛？我就走路嘛"哈蒂小姐女童收留所"-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.-嗨哈蒂小姐我们回来了-嗨哈蒂小姐我们回来了Hello,girls!你们好姑娘们！Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout?我们不在的时候有人来领养我们吗？Letmethink.我想想No!没有！Edith!Whatdidyouputonmydesk?伊迪丝！你把什么放我桌上了？Amudpie.泥巴派You'renevergonnagetadopted,Edith.Youknowthat,don'tyou?你这样可别想有人来领养伊迪丝知道吗？-Yeah,Iknow.-Good.-知道了-很好So,howdiditgo,girls?Didwemeetourquotas?那么指标完成得怎么样啊？姑娘们Sortof.还行Wesold43mini-mints,30choco-swirls,and18coco-nutties.我们卖了43个薄荷饼干30个巧克力卷还有18个椰子饼干Okay.好吧Well,yousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.你是说今天卖得很不错喽Lookatmyface!你看我的表情！Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday?你还觉得今天卖得不错吗？Eighteencoco-nutties.18个椰子饼干Ithinkwecandoalittlebetterthanthat,don'tyou?我想你们还能做得好些是不是啊？Yeah.是啊Wewouldn'twanttospendtheweekendintheBoxofShame,wouldwe?No.你们都不想在周末关小黑屋吧？不想-No,MissHattie.-No,MissHattie.-不想哈蒂小姐-不想哈蒂小姐Okay,good.Offyougo.Gocleansomethingofmine.很好走吧把我的衣服洗了-Hi,Penny.-Hi,Penny.-嗨佩妮-嗨佩妮Hi,guys.嗨你们好Hello,Mom.Sorry,Imeanttocall,but...喂妈妈抱歉我想给你打电话的来着可是…Ijustwantedtocongratulateyouonstealingthepyramid.我是来祝贺你把金字塔搞到手的Thatwasyou,wasn'tit?是你干的对吗？Orwasitavillainwho'sactuallysuccessful?还有哪个坏蛋能这么牛B呢？Justsoyouknow,Mom,Iamabouttodosomething就像您说的妈妈我是在准备一件that'svery,verybig,veryimportant.惊天动地的大事Whenyouhearaboutit,you'regoingtobeveryproud.你知道后会为我非常骄傲的Goodluckwiththat.Okay,I'moutofhere.那祝你好运吧好了我要挂了"坏蛋银行"GrutoseeMrPerkins.我是格鲁来找帕金斯先生Yes,pleasehaveaseat.好的找个位子坐一下That'sonesmallstepforman,这对我来说也许只是一小步onegiantleapformankind.但对整个人类却是一个跨越Ma,somedayI'mgoingtogotothemoon.妈妈我以后也要登月I'mafraidyou'retoolate,Son.恐怕你这话说晚了儿子NASAisn'tsendingthemonkeysanymore.宇航局不再送猴子去做试验了Hey.嘿I'mapplyingforanewvillainloan.GobythenameofVector.哥在申请做新坏蛋的贷款以“向量”的名义It'samathematicalterm,这是个数学名词aquantityrepresentedbyanarrow,withbothdirectionandmagnitude.就是带箭头的物理量既有方向又有能量Vector!That'sme,“向量”！就是哥'causeI'mcommittingcrimeswithbothdirectionandmagnitude.因为哥作的案既有方向又有能量Oh,yeah!哦也！Checkoutmynewweapon.看看我新发明的武器Piranhagun!Oh,yes!食人鱼发射枪！哦也！Fireslivepiranhas.Everseenonebefore?能发射活的食人鱼见过没？No,youhaven't.Iinventedit.当然没见过了这可是哥发明的Doyouwantademonstration?要给你做个演示吗？Shoot!Sodifficult,sometimes,togetthepiranhabackinsideofmy...妈的！有时候要把食人鱼装回去还真不简单…MrGru,MrPerkinswillseeyounow.格鲁先生帕金斯先生现在可以见你了So,allIneed于是我只需要ismoneyfromthebanktobuildarocket.银行能贷款给我造火箭-Andthen,themoonisours.-Wow!-那样的话月球就是我们的了-哇哦！Well,verynicepresentation.这提议真给力I'dliketoseethisshrinkray.我想看看这缩小射线Absolutely!Willdo.SoonasIhaveit.那是当然了！只要一到手就给你看Youdon'thaveit?这么说还没到手？Andyetyouhavetheaudacitytoaskthebankformoney?那你还有脸来银行借钱？Apparently.看来是这样Doyouhaveanyideaofthecapitalthatthisbankhasinvestedinyou,Gru?你知道银行在你身上花多少钱了吗格鲁？Withfartoofewofyoursinisterplotsactuallyturningaprofit.你那些能真正赚钱的邪恶计划少得可怜HowcanIputit?Let'ssaythisappleisyou.你叫我怎么忍受你？好比你就是这个苹果Ifwedon'tstartgettingourmoneyback...如果你没办法把那些钱都赢回来…Getthepicture?明白没？Look,Gru,thepointis,therearealotofnewvillainsoutthere,听着格鲁关键是现在新出道的坏蛋很多很多youngerthanyou,hungrierthanyou,比你年轻也比你更渴望成功youngerthanyou.比你年轻LikethatyoungfellowouttherenamedVector.就像门外那个叫“向量”的年轻人Hejuststoleapyramid!金字塔就是他偷的！I'vegotit.I'vegotit.明白了明白了So,asfarasgettingmoneyfortherocket...这么说要想贷款造火箭…Gettheshrinkray,thenwe'lltalk.就去把缩小射线弄来否则免谈"东亚某秘密研究基地"Suckers!傻B！Suckers!傻B！Wegotit!到手了！What?怎么回事？Hey!Hey!What!Hey!嘿！嘿！怎么回事！嘿！No,no,no!不不不！You!是你！Now,maybeyou'llthinktwicebeforeyoufreezesomeone'shead!以后冻住别人脑袋之前先想清楚Solong,Gru!后会有期了格鲁！Quick!Wecan'tlethimgetaway!快！别让他跑了Upahead!Upahead!正前方！正前方！Fire!Fire,now!开火！快开火！Youmissedme!你没打中！Cometopapa!让爷来教训你！Takethat.尝尝这个Howadorable.真可爱Gotyouinoursights!这下你跑不掉了！Liketakingcandyfroma...就像是探囊取…What?什么？Hey,Gru!嘿格鲁！Trythisonforsize!看看飞船变小会怎么样！That'sweird.Whatisgoing...这太诡异了怎么…Thisisclaustrophobic!我会得幽闭恐惧症的！No,no,no!不不不！Toosmall!Thisistoosmallforme!太小了！这太小了！Ihatethatguy!我恨那小子！...andpleasewatchoverus,andblessthatwe'llhaveagoodnight'ssleep.…请照看我们保佑我们睡个好觉Andblessthatwhilewe'resleeping,nobugswillcrawlintoourears保佑我们在睡觉的时候不会有虫子爬进耳朵andlayeggsinourbrains.在我们脑子里产卵Great.Thanksforthatimage,Edith.很好谢谢你生动的描述伊迪丝Andpleaseblessthatsomeonewilladoptussoon,还有请保佑我们很快就有人收养andthatthemommyanddaddywillbenice爸爸妈妈都对我们很好andhaveapetunicorn.我也能有只独角兽做宠物Amen.阿门-Amen.-Amen.-阿门-阿门Unicorns,IlovethemUnicorns,Ilovethem独角兽我喜欢独角兽我喜欢Uni,uni,unicornsIlovethem独角独角兽我喜欢Uni,unicorns,Icouldpetone独角独角兽养只做宠物Iftheywerereallyreal如果真的有独角兽Andtheyare如果你们是真的So,IboughtonesoIcouldpetit那我就能买一只来做宠物NowitlovesmeNowIloveit它爱我我也爱它"“向量”的城堡""安全警报"Don'tyou...Whatthe...这是…开什么玩笑…Goodluck,littlegirls!祝你们好运小萝莉！Whoa!Cool.哇哦真酷！Hi!We'reorphansfromMissHattie'sHomeforGirls.嗨我们是哈蒂女童收留所的孤儿-Idon'tcare.Beatit!-Comeon!-我不管快滚！-别这样！We'resellingcookiesso,youknow,wecanhaveabetterfuture.我们得多卖饼干才可能有好前途-Wait,wait!Doyouhavecoco-nutties?-Yeah.-等等！你们有椰子饼干吗？-有啊Lightbulb.有办法了DrNefario!纳法瑞奥博士！I'mgoingtoneedadozentinyrobotsdisguisedascookies!给我造些饼干外形的微型小机器人！-What?-Cookierobots!-什么？-饼干机器人！-Whoisthis?-Oh,forgetit.-你谁啊？-哦算了吧Well,itappearsyouhaveclearedourbackgroundcheck,看来你的背景符合我们的要求DrGru.格鲁医生AndIseeyouhavemadealist我看见你整理的那张ofsomeofyourpersonalachievements.对你颇有好评的病人名单了Thankyouforthat.Ilovereading.谢谢我就爱看这个AndIseeyouhavebeengiventheMedalofHonor你得过荣誉勋章andaknighthood.还曾受爵位-Me,me,me.-Me,me,me.-我我我-我我我Kevin?凯文？Youhadyourowncookingshow你有过自己的厨艺节目andyoucanholdyourbreathfor30seconds?能屏住呼吸30秒？It'snotthatimpressive.这很一般嘛Idiot!白痴！-Fight!Fight!Fight!Fight!-Fight!Fight!Fight!Fight!-打！打！打！打！-打！打！打！打！Whatinthenameof...What?这都是些什么啊？Well,here'sthedeal.好那就这样吧Thingshavebeensolonelysincemywife,自从我妻子黛比过世后Debbie,passedon.我的人生就孤单起来It'slikemyheartisatooth,就好比我的心是颗牙齿andit'sgotacavitythatcanonlybefilledwithchildren.而牙齿上蛀了个洞只有孩子的爱才能填补好这个洞I'msorry.请原谅Youareabeautifulwoman.DoyouspeakSpanish?你很漂亮你会说西班牙语吗？DoIlooklikeIspeakSpanish?你看我像是会说西班牙语吗？Youhaveafacecomounburro.你的脸生得五顑六肿额Well,thankyou!哦谢谢！Anyway,canweproceedwiththisadoption?言归正传能继续谈收养问题了吗？So,soexcited!我都迫不及待了！PleasetellMargo,EdithandAgnestocometothelobby.去叫玛格,伊迪丝和艾格尼丝到前厅来Ibetthemomisbeautiful!我猜妈妈一定很漂亮！Ibetthedaddy'seyessparkle.我猜爸爸的眼神很动人IbettheirhouseismadeofGummiBears.我猜他们家里有的是大熊软糖I'mjustsayingit'dbenice.就是说他们家会很漂亮Mycaterpillarneverturnedintoabutterfly.我的毛毛虫变不成蝴蝶了That'saCheeto.那是奇多Well,Debbiewasaveryluckywoman.黛比是个很幸运的女人Who'sDebbie?黛比是谁？Yourwife.你妻子啊Hi,girls!嗨丫头们！Girls,IwantyoutomeetMrGru.姑娘们来见见格鲁先生He'sgoingtoadoptyou.他是来收养你们的Andhe'sadentist!他是牙医哦！Yeah!真棒！Hi.I'mMargo.ThisisEdith.嗨我是玛格这是伊迪丝Andthat'sAgnes.那是艾格尼丝Igotyourleg,Igotyourleg!我抓住你腿了我抓住你腿了！Okay,thatisenough,littlegirl.好啦差不多行了小丫头-Letgoofmyleg.Comeon.Youcandoit.-Higher!-放开我的腿快你知道怎么做的-再高点！-Higher!-Justreleaseyourgrip.Wow!-再高点！-你只要撒开手就行哇！Howdoyouremovethem?Isthereacommand?你平时都是怎么弄开的？有什么口令吗？Somenonstickspray?还是用了什么不粘材料？Crowbar?撬棍？Okay,girls,let'sgo.好了丫头们我们走吧Oh,yeah!哦也！Prettyimpressive!相当震惊Whatareyoulookingat?你看什么看？Boo-ya!找灭！Yougotshrunk,tinymouthwash!你缩水啦小小漱口剂Takethat!看招！Youdonebeenshrunk!你完蛋了！Yello?喂？Igottheshrinkray,allright.我顺利搞到缩小射线了No,I'mnotplayingwithit.没我才没拿着它乱玩呢Gru?格鲁？Don'tmakemelaugh!No.别逗了！没有P.S.,heisnotgettingthemoon,再说他不可能偷到月亮的andP.P.S.,bythetimeI'mdonewithhim,再再说等哥摆平他以后he'sgonnabebeggingformercy.他就只有求饶的份了Okay,bye.好的拜Lookatyou,alittletinytoiletforalittletinybaby...迷你小宝贝专用的迷你小马桶Curseyou,tinytoilet!我咒你全家破迷你马桶Okay,hereweare.好了我们到了Homesweethome.甜蜜温馨的家So,thisis,like,yourhouse?这就是你家？Waitasec...稍等片刻…You'retheguywhopretendedhewasarecordedmessage!你就是那个假装自动答录机的人！No,thatwassomeoneelse.不是那是别人干的CanIholdyourhand?你可以牵着我吗？No.不行Whenwegotadoptedbyabaldguy,从我们被这光头佬收养的那一刻起Ithoughtthis'dbemorelikeAnnie.我就觉得我们会落得像安妮那么惨No,hey!别咬嘿！Kyle,thesearenottreats.Theseareguests.凯尔这些不是供你享用的这些是我们的客人Girls,thisisKyle,my孩子们这是凯尔我的…dog.狗Fluffydoggy!毛茸茸的狗狗Whatkindofdogisthat?这是什么品种的狗？Heisa...Idon'tknow.它是…我不知道Doyoureallythinkthatthisisanappropriateplaceforlittlekids?你真的觉得这里适宜小朋友居住吗？'Causeit'snot.显然不合适No!No!Stayawayfromthere!别不要！快出来！It'sfragile.它经不起折腾的Well,Isupposetheplanwillworkwithtwo.好吧我看计划要改成两个人了Hey!It'sdarkinhere.嘿！这里面好暗啊Itpokedaholeinmyjuicebox.它把我的果汁戳了个洞Asyoucansee,如你们所见Ihaveprovidedeverythingachildmightneed.我已经准备好了小孩子可能用得上的所有东西Allright.行了Okay.AsIwassaying...Hey!就像我说的…嘿！Somebodybrokethat.有人把它打破了Okay,okay.Clearly,weneedtosetsomerules.好了够了很明显我们得立些规矩Rulenumberone.规矩一Youwillnottouchanything.不准碰任何东西Whataboutthefloor?那地板呢？Yes,youmaytouchthefloor.好的你们可以踩在地板上！Whatabouttheair?那空气呢？Yes,youmaytouchtheair!好的你们可以接触空气！Whataboutthis?那这个呢？-Wheredidyougetthat?-Foundit.-你从哪儿拿的？-我找到的Okay.Rulenumbertwo.YouwillnotbothermewhileI'mworking.好了规矩二我工作的时候不准打扰我Rulenumberthree.规矩三Youwillnotcryorwhineorlaughorgiggle不准大哭抽泣大笑或者咯咯笑orsneezeorburporfart!也不准打喷嚏打嗝或者放屁！So,no,no,noannoyingsounds.Allright?也就是千万千万千万别弄出噪音懂了？Doesthiscountasannoying?这算是噪音吗？Very!绝对噪音！Iwillseeyouinsixhours.我六小时后再来看你们Okay,don'tworry.Everything'sgoingtobefine.好吧别担心一切都会好起来的We'regonnabereallyhappyhere.Right?Agnes?我们在这会很幸福的对吧？艾格尼丝Question.Whatarethese?问一下这些是神马？Adozenboogierobots!Boogie!一打摇滚机器人！动起来！Lookatthis.Watchme!看好了看我的！Cookierobots.Isaidcookierobots.饼干机器人我说的是饼干机器人Whyareyousoold?为什么…你怎么你怎么就那么…守旧呢？Okay.I'monit.好吧我会搞定的Hello?有人吗？TV!电视！Whatisthat?那是什么？-Lookatthat!-Thatiscool!-你们看呀-太酷了！Comeon!过来！Idon'tthinkhe'sadentist.我觉得他不是牙医We'vebeenworkingonthisforawhile.我们研究这个有些时日了It'saanti-gravityserum.它叫做反重力糖浆Imeanttoclosethat.He'llbeallright,I'msure.我本打算关好窗的他会没事的我保证-Dotheeffectswearoff?-Sofar,-药效会消失吗？-目前来说no.No,theydon't.不会不会现在看不会Andhere,ofcourse,isthenewweaponyouordered.还有这个毫无疑问是你预定的新式武器No,no.不不不Isaid"dartgun,"not...Okay.我说的是"飞镖枪"不是…好了Oh,yes.'CauseIwaswondering噢这样啊我还在奇怪underwhatcircumstanceswouldweusethis?什么情况会用得上这玩意儿But,anyway.不过WhatIreallywantedtoshowyouwasthis.我真正要给你展示的是这个Nowthosearecookierobots!这才是饼干机器人嘛！La,la,la,laIloveunicorns啦啦啦啦我爱独角兽Whatareyoudoinghere?Itoldyoutostayinthekitchen!你们怎么会在这儿？我不是说了在厨房带着吗？Wegotbored.Whatisthisplace?我们太无聊了这里是干嘛用的？CanIdrinkthis?这个我能喝吗？Doyouwanttoexplode?你想玩自爆吗？Gru!格鲁！Getbackinthekitchen!回厨房去！-Willyouplaywithus?-No.-你会和我们玩吗？-不行-Why?-BecauseI'mbusy.-为什么？-因为我很忙Doingwhat?忙什么？Okay,okay,yougotme.好吧好吧你赢了Thedentistthingismoreofahobby.牙医只是我的副业Inreallife,Iamaspy.我真正的身份是间谍Anditistopsecret,andyoumaynottellanybody,这是最高机密你们不可以跟任何人说-becauseifyoudo...-Whatdoesthisdo?-因为如果你们说了…-这是用来做什么的？Hey!嘿！Myunicorn!我的独角兽！Youhavetofixit.你得把它修好Fixit?Look,ithasbeendisintegrated.Bydefinition,itcannotbefixed.修？它已经化成灰了也就是说它不可能修好了That'sfreakingmeout.Whatisshedoing?别吓我她这是要干嘛？She'sgonnaholdherbreathuntilshegetsanewone.她会一直摒着气直到给她个新独角兽Itisjustatoy.Nowstopit!那只是个玩具而已别闹了Okay,okay!I'llfixit!好啦好啦我会把它修好Tim!Mark!Phil!蒂姆！马克！菲尔！Thisisveryimportant.这非常重要Youhavetogetthelittlegirlanewunicorntoy.你们必须给这个丫头弄个新独角兽玩偶Hey,hey,hey!Atoy!嘿嘿嘿！是玩偶Go,andhurry!去吧要快！Whatarethose?那些是什么？Theyaremycousins.他们是我的表亲Jerry!Stuart!杰瑞！斯图尔特！Watchthem,andkeepthemawayfromme,please.看好她们让她们离我远点-Wow!-Wow!Itwasyourcousin'sidea.这是你表弟的主意What?什么？Okay,bedtime.好了该去睡觉了Notyoutwo!没说你们俩！Okey-dokey.Beddie-bye.Alltuckedin.Sweetdreams.好啦睡觉觉盖好被被做个好梦Justsoyouknow,你要知道you'renevergonnabemydad.你永远都不会成为我爸爸IthinkIcanlivewiththat.我不会介意的Arethesebedsmadeoutofbombs?这些床是用炸弹做的吗？Yes,buttheyareveryoldandhighlyunlikelytoblowup.没错不过它们已经老得不可能爆炸了Buttrynottotossandturn.不过还是不要翻来翻去的Cool.酷-Willyoureadusabedtimestory?-No.-你会给我们讲睡前故事吗？-不会Butwecan'tgotosleepwithoutabedtimestory.不听故事我们会睡不着的Well,thenit'sgoingtobealongnightforyou,isn'tit?那么你的夜晚注定格外漫长了So,goodnight,sleeptight,anddon'tletthebedbugsbite.那么晚安好好睡当心别被虫子咬了Becausethereareliterallythousandsofthem.这里的虫子超多的哦Andthere'sprobablysomethinginyourcloset.另外你们的衣橱里可能会有什么东西哟He'sjustkidding,Agnes.他开玩笑的艾格尼丝It'sbeautiful.好可爱哦Girls,let'sgo.姑娘们出发了Timetodeliverthecookies!送饼干去喽Okay.Butfirst,we'regoingtodanceclass.没问题但我们要先去上舞蹈课Actually,we'regoingtohavetoskipthedanceclasstoday.事实上今天我们不会去上舞蹈课Actually,wecan'tskipthedanceclasstoday.事实上我们今天必须去上舞蹈课Wehaveabigrecitalcomingup.我们马上就要有个盛大的公演了-We'redoinganexcerptfromSwanLake.-Yeah,SwanLake!-我们在排练《天鹅湖》的片段-没错《天鹅湖》That'sfantastic.Wonderful.太好了非常棒Butwe'regoingtodelivercookies!Comeon!但我们要去送饼干了！来吧！No.不要No?不要？We'renotgoingtodelivercookiesuntilwedodanceclass.不上完舞蹈课我们是不会去送饼干的Really?是吗？Well,Iamnotdrivingyoutodanceclass.我不会开车送你们去的Soifyouwanttogo,youaregoingtohavetowalkyourselves.要是你们想去就自己走去吧Whatareyoudoing?你们干吗？Walkingtodanceclass.走去上舞蹈课Ya?Okay,fine.你们！好吧好啦Youjustkeepwalking,becauseI'mreallynotdrivingyou!慢走啊我是绝对不会送你们去的Okay.好的You'regoingtosufferthewrathofGru!格鲁很生气后果很严重Seriously,I'mgoingtocounttothree!我说真的我数三下Andyouhadbetterbeinthiscar!你们最好给我到车里去Herewego!One!Two!我要数咯！一！二！...three,fourandfive.…三四五Andlift,andstretch.抬伸Andone,andtwo...一二-Hereyougo.-Whatisit?-给你-这是什么？Yourtickettothedancerecital.Youarecoming,right?我们公演的门票你会来的对吧？Ofcourse,ofcourse.当然当然IhavepinsandneedlesthatI'msittingon.我简直如坐针毡的Pinkiepromise?勾手指？Oh,yes.Mypinkiepromises.好的耍赖的是小狗Allright.OurfirstcustomerisamannamedVector.好啦我们的第一位顾客叫做“向量”Buthe'saV.但他是V字头Youknow,we'resupposedtostartwiththeA's.我们应该先从A字头的开始ThenwegototheB's.Thenwe...然后是B字头然后我们…Yes,yes!Iwenttokindergarten.Iknowhowthealphabetworks!没错是的我上过幼儿园我知道26个字母的顺序Iwasjustthinking我我只是觉得thatitmightbenicetodeliverMrVector'sfirst.先给“向量”先生送去会比较好Thatisall.就这样Almostover.It'salmostover.快结束了就快成功了Girls,welcomebacktothefortressofVector-tude!姑娘们欢迎回到“向量”的城堡Doyouhavemycookiesforme?你们把我要的饼干带来了吗？Fourboxesofmini-mints,twotoffeetotes,四盒迷你薄荷糖两条太妃糖twocaramelclumpsandfifteenboxesofcoco-nutties.两块焦糖太妃十五盒可可果仁饼干Exactly.I'dliketoseesomebodyelseorderthatmanycookies.没错我很想知道还有谁会订那么多饼干Notlikely.不太可能Nameonepersonwhoorderedmorecookiesthanme.说出一个比我订的还要多的人That'llbe$52.一共52美元Right.好的Seven,eight,nine...七八九…TicTacs!WherewasI?脑抽了！数到哪儿了Seven,eight,nine...七八九Whyareyouwearingpyjamas?你为什么穿着睡衣？Thesearen'tpyjamas!Thisisawarm-upsuit.这不是睡衣！这是我的热身套装-Whatareyouwarmingupfor?-Stuff.-你为什么要热身？-有事Whatsortofstuff?什么事？Super-coolstuffyouwouldn'tunderstand.非常带劲的事你不会懂的Likesleeping?比如睡觉？Theyarenotpyjamas!这不是睡衣！Hereyougo,52bigones.给你52块大洋Bye!拜！Comeon!加油！Whatthe...这是…Quietdown,fish!安静点大鱼Down,boy!安静孩子Wedidit!Comeon,girls,let'sgo!我们成功啦！快点姑娘们我们走了Butwhatabouttheotherpeoplewhoorderedcookies?其他那些定了饼干的人怎么办？Lifeisfullofdisappointments生活总是不尽如人意的forsomepeople.对有的人来说Don'tdothat!别这么嚎了！SuperSillyFunLand!Canwego?Please?超级淘气乐园！我们能去吗？拜托No.不行Butwe'veneverbeen.Andit'sthefunnestplaceonearth!但我们从来没去过那可是世界上最好玩的地方啊Don'tcare.不关心-Please?-Please?-拜托-拜托嘛We'llneveraskforanythingelse,everagain!我们以后再也不会提任何要求了-Prettyplease?-Please?-求求你嘛-拜托啦-Comeon!-Comeon!-拜托啦！-答应吧！Lightbulb.有办法了Comeon!快点！Goodbye,havefun.再见玩开心点Sorry,dude.Theycan'tridewithoutanadult.不好意思哥们儿她们必须有大人陪着才能玩What?什么？Oh,mygosh!我的天啊！Lookatthatfluffyunicorn!快看那个毛茸茸的独角兽He'ssofluffy,I'mgonnadie!它太可爱了我受不了了You'vegottaletusplayforit!你得让我们把它赢回来No,no,no.不不不不不不不Comeon!来嘛！Howmuchforthefluffyunicorn?这个毛毛独角兽多少钱？Well,itisnotforsale.这个是非卖品Butallyougottadotowinitisknockdownthatlittlespaceshipthere.你必须把那边那个宇宙飞船打倒才能得到这个独角兽It'seasy!很容易的！Yay!Again!再一次！-Wait!-Comeon.Onemoretime!-等一下-拜托再一次！Justonemore.最后一次Iaccidentallyclosedmyeyes.我不小心闭眼了刚刚-Ihitit!Ihitit!-Thatwascool.-我打到它了！我打到它了！-好厉害Whoa,whoa,whoa.Whatwasthat?哇哇哇这算什么？Shehitthat.Isawthatwithmyowneyes.她打到了我明明看到了Hey,buddy,letmeexplainsomethingtoyou.嘿老兄我给你解释解释Youseethatlittletinspaceship?Youseehowit'snotknockedover?看到那个小宇宙飞船了吗？你看它还没有被打倒吧？Doyouknowwhatthatmeans,professor?你知道这是什么意思吗教授？Itmeansyoudon'tgettheunicorn!意思就是你得不到那个独角兽！Somebody'sgotafrownyface.某人的脸很难看哦Boo!Betterlucknexttime!好怕怕！下次好运Okay,myturn.好了我来Knockedover!倒了吧！-It'ssofluffy!-Yeah!-好软啊-是呀Thatwasawesome!你太强了！Youblewupthewholething!你把那些都炸了！Let'sgo.Let'stryanothergame!我们走吧去玩其他的游戏！Gru,doyoumindifIhaveaquickword?格鲁我能跟你说几句吗？Okay,girls,goplay.好啦姑娘们去玩吧Igottheshrinkray!我拿到缩小射线了！Cottoncandy!棉花糖！Wehave12daysuntilthemoonisinoptimumposition.距离月亮到达对我们最有利的位置只有12天了Wecan'taffordanydistractions!我们不能再东拉西扯了！GetmePerkins.帮我接通帕金斯Sorrytobotheryou,MrPerkins,抱歉打扰你帕金斯先生butIfiguredthatyouwouldwanttoseethis!但我认为你会很想看看这个What?什么？Welldone,Gru.Ratherimpressive.做得好格鲁出乎意料Now,therestoftheplanissimple.现在剩下的事就简单多了Iflytothemoon.Ishrinkthemoon.我飞去月亮上把月亮缩小Igrabthemoon.Isitonthetoilet.我把月亮拿走然后我坐在马桶上What?什么？Sorry.Sorry!不好意思不好意思！Couldyouexcusemeforjustonesecond?您能稍等下吗？Itoldyounottotouchmythings.我跟你们说不要碰我的东西Itoldyou,Itoldyou.I'vetoldyouathousandtimes.我说了又说我跟你们说了一百遍了Hey,canweorderpizza?嘿我们能叫份披萨吗？Pizza?Youjusthadlunch.披萨？你们不是刚吃的中饭吗？Notnow,fordinner.不是现在吃当晚饭Dinner?晚饭？Just...Fine,fine,fine,whatever.Justgetbackinthere!那…好吧好吧好吧随你们乖乖到里面去Canwegetstuffedcrust?我们能点厚底披萨吗？-Stuffedcrust!-Stuffedcrust!-厚底披萨！-厚底披萨！I'llstuffyouallinthecrust!我要把你们全包进面皮里You'refunny!你好好笑！Justdon'tcomeoutofthatroomagain!别再踏出那房间一步了！Allright.好了Sorryaboutthat.Wherewerewe?不好意思刚刚说到哪儿了Youweresittingonthetoilet.你坐在马桶上No,no,no!No,I'msorry.Itwasalittleattemptathumour.不不不不是抱歉那只是我小幽默一下Iknowhowmuchyouliketolaugh我知道你超爱笑的…inside.Now,Iwassaying...你内心深处现在我要说的是…Youdon'tseemterriblyfocused,Gru.看来你精力不太集中格鲁Believeme,Iamcompletelyfocused.相信我我绝对全神贯注-Hello!-What?-你好！-什么？Thatguyishuge!这有个巨人！-AreweonTV?-Whatarethose?Children?-我们上电视了吗？-那是什么？哪来的孩子？Whatareyoudoing?Itoldyoutostayoutofhere!你们又要干嘛？跟你们说了别过来！No,no,no!不要！Freezeray!冰冻射线！MrGru?格鲁先生？Okay.好的AsIwassaying...我刚才说…Noneedtocontinue.I'veseenquiteenough.别说了够了-Butmyplan...-Isagreatplan.-但是我的计划…-很好Iloveeverythingaboutyourplan,exceptforonething.计划很好美中不足的You.是你Look,Mom,Idrewapictureofmelandingonthemoon!看妈妈我画了张自己登月的画！Look,Mom,Imadeaprototypeoftherocketoutofmacaroni!看妈妈我用通心粉做了个微型火箭！Look,Mom,Imadearealrocketbasedonthemacaroniprototype!妈妈我照着通心粉火箭模型造了个真家伙！Idon'tunderstand.我不明白Let'sfacereality,Gru.面对现实吧格鲁You'vebeenatthisforfartoolongwithfartoolittlesuccess.这个计划你已经跟进这么久了却没取得什么进展We'regonnaputourfaith,ourmoney,intoa...所以银行决定转而投资…Well,ayoungervillain.更年轻的坏蛋ButI...可是我…It'sover.Goodbye,Gru.就这样吧再见格鲁Now,Iknowtherehavebeensomerumoursgoingaround我知道现在有些谣言thatthebankisnolongerfundingus.说银行已经撤资了Well,Iamheretoputthoserumourstorest.我觉得需要出来说明一下Theyaretrue.谣言是真的Intermsofmoney,关于投资wehavenomoney.我们没钱了Sohowwillwegettothemoon?那还怎么登月呢？Theanswerisclear.答案很明显Wewon't.我们去不成了Wearedoomed.我们完了Nowwouldprobablybeagoodtimetolookforotheremploymentoptions.也许你们可以现在可以考虑另谋高就了Iknow.不过我知道IhavefiredupmyresumeasIsuggestthatallofyoudo,aswell.我把自己的履历烧掉了我同样建议你们也这样做Whatisit?你们在这干吗？Can'tyouseethatIaminthemiddleofapeptalk?没看见我正在鼓舞士气吗？Yes!对啊！Yes,wewillbuildourownrocket没错我们自己造火箭usingthisandwhateverelsewecanfind!竭尽所能我们可以的！Grabeverything!Hitthejunkyards!Takeapartthecars!什么都行！刨垃圾堆！把车拆了！Whoneedsthebank?谁他妈需要什么银行？Let'sgo.Let'sgo!开始行动动起来！临界危险已安全Mom!Whatareyoudoinghere?妈！你怎么来了？Andhereheisinthebathtub.当时我正给他洗澡Lookathislittlebuns.看他的小屁屁Mom.妈Notcool.一点都不好玩Andhere,he'salldressedupinhisSundaybest.这张他当时要去做礼拜Helookslikeagirl!真像个女孩！Yes,hedoes.Anuglygirl!没错不过丑了点！You'refunny!你太好玩了！5月26号天鹅湖公演盗月Yes!Mine'sshapedlikeadeadguy!太棒了！我的饼干像具尸体！MrPerkins,yoursonishere.帕金斯先生少爷来了Sendhimin.让他进来Hey,Dad.嗨老爹Youwantedtoseeme?你找我？-Yes,Idid,Victor.-IamnotVictoranymore.-是的维克特-我现在不叫维克特了Victorwasmynerdname.NowIamVector!维克特是上学时叫的现在叫“向量”！Sitdown!坐好！Doyouknowwheretheshrinkrayis?你知道缩小射线在哪儿吗？Duh!Backatmyplace.当然！在我那呢Oh,isthatright?Backatyourplace?That'scool.你确定？在你那儿？那太好了IguessGrumustjusthaveonethatlooksexactlylikeit!那格鲁这个估计是仿制的吧！Whatthe...Thosegirlssoldmecookies!什么？是那些卖我饼干的小女孩！Doyouhaveanyideahowlucrativethismoonheistcouldbe