内容简介：: Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 1 / 19 1-Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇S07E21 2-Previously on Desperate Housewives.绝望主妇前情提要 3-There was flirtation.有人言语暧昧 4-Heres my card. If you see anything suspicious,这是我名片发现可疑情况 5-I want you to call me.希望你打电话给我 6-or even if you dont.即使没有可疑情况你也可以打 7-There was confrontation.有人直言不讳 8-After all those years that I supported you,这么多年来我一直支持着你 9-took a backseat to your career, you couldnt do the same for me.力挺你的事业而你却不能为我这么做 10-Oh! Aah! There was a fight.有人大发雷霆 11-Leave me alone!别管我 12-And. there were consequences.并终酿苦果 13-Susan Delfino was charitable to a fault.苏珊德尔非诺仁慈过头 14-She just couldnt resist lending a hand.她就是忍不住伸出援手 15-There wasnt a lost pet she could ignore.她没法无视迷路的宠物 16-A girl in uniform she could refuse.无法拒绝身着校服的小女孩 17-Or a struggling artist she could say no to.无法对困窘的艺人说不 18-So when it came to a neighbor in need.所以当她的邻居陷入困境时. 19-Oh, my god. Paul, what happened?天呐保罗出什么事了 20-Susan was only too eager to help.苏珊只会急切给予帮助 21-I started having chest pains,开始是我胸口疼 22-passed out, came to, dialed 9-1-1.然后晕了过去醒来就打了急救电话 23-Theyve been running tests all night.我一整晚都在做检查 24-Well, Im gonna be here for you till they figure it out.在查清病因之前我会一直陪着你的 25-I brought you these- magazines, water.我给你带了杂志和水 26-Youre unbelievable.你真是难以置信 27-Ive got a street full of neighbors,一条整条街的邻居 28-and the only one who comes to see me is the woman I yelled at.唯一来看我的是被我吼过的女人 29 Sorry about that. - It was my fault.-真的很抱歉 -是我的错 30-I shouldnt have asked you about getting my house back.我不应该问你要回我的房子 31-I sounded like a vulture.听上去太贪得无厌了 32-Mr. Young, weve got your test results.杨先生你的检查结果出来了 33-Could you excuse us for a moment, Susan?能回避一下吗苏珊 34-Oh, yeah. Ill wait outside.好的我在外面等你 35-Well, good news. Your E.K.G. came back normal.好消息你的心电图恢复正常了 36 So its not a heart attack? - Its not a heart attack.-那么不是心脏病了 -不是心脏病 37-Says here youve been experiencing dizziness,你的症状有头晕 38-nausea, stomach cramps.反胃胃痉挛的症状 39-Thats right. What do you think it is?是的你觉得是怎么回事 40-I think unless youve been poisoned 我认为除非你是被下毒 41-or youre pregnant, its probably just stress.或是怀孕了否则应该只是压力所致 42-Poisoned?被下毒 43-Yeah. I remember this case when I was an intern.是的记得我实习时碰到过一个病例 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 2 / 19 44-A man came in with the same symptoms.有个男人和你的症状一样 45-Turns out his wife was putting antifreeze in his oatmeal.原来是他妻子在他的麦片里放了防冻剂 46-Little bit every day so it wasnt obvious.每天吃一点完全看不出来 47-But eventually, it killed him.但最后还是把他害死了 48-Good lesson for all of us- dont piss off the old lady.给我们上了宝贵的一课别惹老女人 49-What did he say?医生怎么说的 50-He thinks its stress.他认为是压力所致 51-Just stress?只是压力吗 52-Thats a relief. So you must be starving.那就放心了你一定饿坏了 53-What can I make you for dinner tonight?今天晚餐给你做点什么呢 54-Yes, Susan Delfino just couldnt resist 没错苏珊德尔非诺就是无法 55-lending a hand to a neighbor in trouble.置陷入困境的邻居于不顾 56-Im sure anything you bring 我肯定无论你做什么 57-will be a huge help to me.对我都是莫大的帮助 58-.which was about to cause her some trouble of her own.而这将令她惹祸上身 59-Desperate Housewives S07 E21 绝望的主妇第七季第二十一集 60-No matter how secure we are,无论我们多么倍感安心 61-we all experience moments of dread.我们都有害怕的一刻 62-It may be just before we open our credit card bill.也许是在我们拆开信用卡账单之时 63-or hand over a note from our teacher.或是转交老师的告状信之时 64-or step on the scale after a week away from the gym.或是荒废健身一周后站上体重秤之时 65-Yes, we all experience moments of dread,是的我们都有过害怕的时刻 66-And sometimes 而有时 67-we have no one to blame.我们怨不得别人 68-but ourselves.完全是咎由自取 69-Daddys home. How are my-我回来啦我的孩子. 70-Bloody stranger two? She cant watch this!血染陌客 2 她不能看这个 71-Daddy, no!不要爸爸 72-Look, this is about some. stranger who comes to town 这是讲一个陌生人跑到城里 73-and starts murdering slutty teenagers!谋杀放荡的青少年的故事 74-Yeah. Its a good lesson for when shes older.等她再大一点这是不错的一课 75-Dont be a slutty teenager.不要成为放荡的青少年 76-Gaby, this is way too violent.加布这种教育方式太暴力了 77-Oh, the kids used to violence.这孩子对暴力早就习以为常了 78-Youve seen me make her eat carrots.你也见过我逼迫她吃胡萝卜的情景了 79-Besides, Juanita knows the movies fake.再说胡安妮塔知道电影都是假的 80-Right, honey?是吧亲爱的 81-Duh. Theres no way one speargun 当然在现实生活中 82-could shoot through three heads in real life.捕鱼枪不可能射穿三个人的脑袋 83-Exactly. Two, maybe.没错也许只能射穿两个 84-Maybe.也许吧 85-Oh, Carlos, relax.卡洛斯别那么紧张 86-Juanitas tough. Shell be fine.胡安妮塔很勇敢的她不会有事的 87-Aah! Hes out there!他在外面 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 3 / 19 88-Oh! Calm down, sweetie. Whos out there?冷静点亲爱的谁在外面 89-The bloody stranger.染血陌客 90-He was standing on our lawn looking at our house.他站在咱家花园里看着我们家 91-The bloody stranger. Nice.染血陌客非常好 92-No, honey, we talked about this, remember?亲爱的我们不是聊过了记得吗 93-How it was all pretend?那些都是假的 94-Can I sleep in here with you guys?我能和你们一起睡吗 95-You can sleep with her. Im gonna sleep in your bed.你可以跟她睡我去睡你的床 96-Celias in my bed.西利娅睡在我床上 97-Then Ill sleep in Celias bed.那我去睡西利娅的床 98-She wet her bed.她把床尿湿了 99-Come on in.上来吧 100 Hey! - Hey!-好啊 -好啊 101-Look whos home in time for dinner!瞧瞧谁回来吃晚餐了 102-Yeah, well, I couldnt miss spaghetti night.是啊我不能错过意大利面之夜 103-Spaghetti nights Tuesday, dad.意大利面之夜是星期二老爸 104-You made it home for taco night.你赶上了玉米卷之夜 105-Taco night? Ay, caramba!玉米卷之夜我的妈呀 106-Hey-no. Im kidding. Mwah.不是我开玩笑呢 107-Hey, your mom made a lovely dinner,你们的妈妈做了美味的晚餐 108-so the least that I could do was bring home dessert.那我起码要献上餐后甜点 109 Plane tickets? - Thats right.-飞机票 -是的 110 I planned the family vacation this year. - You did what?-我计划今年全家旅行 -什么 111-Seven days, six nights 入住皇家凯卢阿水疗度假中心 112-at the Royal Kailua Spa and Resort 六晚七天 113-in. Hawaii.夏威夷游 114 Well done, Sir! - Ive never been there!-好样的老兄 -我从未去过 115-You bought the tickets without talking to me first?你没跟我商量就买了机票 116-Okay. Not exactly 居然不说 117-Wow, Tom, youre the greatest husband in the world.汤姆你是世界上最棒的丈夫 118-But I told you, I already planned our vacation,但我告诉过你我己经计划好了我们的假期 119-just like Ive been doing for the last 16 years.16 年来都是我计划的 120-Well, there you go. You deserve a year off.那你更应该休息休息了 121-Wait until you see 你们就等着看 122 the waterslides at this place. - Cool!-这个地方的游泳池吧 -酷 123-Yeah. Yeah, cool. Except I just spent two weeks 是啊是啊很酷我花了两周 124-mapping out a route for a camping trip,制定野营路线 125 And I put a deposit down on an R.V. - Okay, so we eat the deposit.-我还付了房车的定金 -那定金我们不要了 126-Wish I could eat it right now.真希望现在就出发 127-And I told my sister wed stop by and visit on the way.我还告诉我姐姐我们会顺道拜访 128-We get back from Hawaii,我们从夏威夷回来 129-we fly her out to see us here-给她买机票来这里看我们 130-Boom! Problem solved.问题解决了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 4 / 19 131-And yet still no 你还是不说 132-Youre the greatest husband in the world?你是世界上最棒的老公 133-Oh, my god.天啊 134-First class?头等舱 135-You are the greatest husband in the world!你是世界上最棒的老公 136-Aah! Oh, my god! Were going to Hawaii! Aah!天啊我们要去夏威夷啦 137-Yes! So lucky! Ohh.是的太幸运了 138-Yeah.太好了 139-Hawaii.夏威夷 140-Principal Hobson!霍布斯校长 141-Principal Hobson?霍布斯校长 142-Principal Hobson!霍布斯校长 143-Uh-Susan! Hey! Great to see you!苏珊见到你真高兴 144-Did you get my e-mails?你收到我的邮件了吗 145-I sent you, like, ten.我给你发了得有十封 146-E-mails? No.邮件没有 147 Oh. Well, in the first one- - All right. I got them.-在第一封里 -好吧我收到了 148-And I would be glad to give you your job back,我会很高兴能让你回来工作 149-But Im afraid it just isnt gonna happen.但恐怕这事得黄了 150-Why not?为什么不行 151-Susan, you cant be surprised that there are consequences 苏珊这样的结果你很意外吗 152-when you show up on the internet holding a feather duster 你穿着紫色内衣拿着鸡毛掸子 153-and wearing a purple bra?在网络上露面影响太坏了 154-That was very specific.你描述的真够详细 155-Well, I-I had to verify the claims in order to-我必须要亲自核实以免. 156-My point is, the damage was done.我的意思是事已至此 157-I know. I made a mistake.我知道我犯了错 158-But I feel like I deserve a second chance.但我觉得应该再给我次机会 159-If it were up to me, I would give you that chance.如果由我说了算我会给你机会 160-But you know private schools.但你了解私立学校 161-The parents council has all the power.家长委员会才握有实权 162-So. if I were to win them over.如果我能说服他们 163-Well, it would be a start.这倒是个好的开始 164-Thank you. Ill take it from here.谢谢你我就先这么干 165-Oh, and I promise,我保证 166-no feather duster, no purple bra.不会再有鸡毛掸子紫色内衣 167-And no black bustier.也不要黑色紧身胸衣 168-Nice talking to you.和你谈话很愉快 169-Oh, detective Vance. I was just, um, heading out.万斯侦探我刚要出去 170-I wont keep you.我不会耽搁你 171-I just stopped by to give you another card,我只是顺道过来再给你张名片 172-to replace the one you lost.弥补你丢的那张 173-What makes you think I lost it?你怎么认为我丢了 174-I gave it to you two days ago. You never called me,我两天前给你的你却没给我打过电话 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 5 / 19 175-So Im assuming you lost it.所以我估计你是丢了 176-No. I didnt.没有我没丢 177-Now, is that nice?这样礼貌吗 178-I give you a graceful way to spare my feelings,你明明可以婉转一点让我下个台阶 179-and you clobber me with facts.而你却要用真相打击我 180-You sure you didnt lose it?你确信你没丢 181-Quite sure. In fact, its right here in my purse.非常确信事实上它就在我钱包里 182-You didnt throw it away.你没扔了它 183-That must mean you were thinking of calling.说明你还是会考虑打电话 184-This is my second try. I cant ask you again.这是我第二次尝试我不会再约你了 185 Is that an ultimatum? - Its a fact of courtship这是最后通牒吗 -这是在求爱 186-Twice is charmingly persistent.两次是可贵的坚持不懈 187-Once more and Im stalking you.再不答应我就要跟踪你了 188 So youre courting me? - Im trying to.-你在向我求爱 -我正在努力 189-When will you stop playing hard to get?你什么时候才能不再欲擒故纵 190-Maybe when you stop playing hard to want.也许等你不再不择手段来追吧 191-You see how much you enjoy smacking me down?瞧瞧你有多享受各应我啊 192-Why pass up a chance to do it all night?为何要拒绝一个可以各应我整晚的机会呢 193-Come on. One dinner.来吧就一顿饭的事 194-Fine. This Thursday, 8:00 P.M.好吧这周四晚上 8 点 195-Great. See you then.太好了回见 196-I thought you were heading out.我还以为你是要出去 197-Right.是的 198-You. want me to test a tuna noodle casserole?你想让我检验金枪鱼面条炖菜 199-Is that a problem?有问题吗 200-Well, normally we test stuff 通常我们检验的都是 201-like soil samples and ground water,土壤样品和地下水 202-But sure, I can do it. What are you looking for?不过当然我做的了你要找什么 203-Antifreeze.防冻剂 204-Hey. What are you doing tonight?你今晚干嘛 205-A friend of mines playing at a jazz club.我有朋友在一家爵士俱乐部玩 206-Oh, thanks, Renee, but I have a date.谢谢雷尼但我有约会 207-If you dont want to come, just say so.如果你不想来就直说 208-You dont have to make stuff up.不必捏造此事 209-No! I really do have a date.没有我真的有约会 210 Is that so hard to believe? - Uh, slightly.-就那么难以相信吗 -有点 211-So who is he?他是谁 212-Hes a detective. His name is Chuck.他是个侦探叫查克 213-Chuck Vance.查克万斯 214-Well, dont stop. I want to hear it all.接着说我要听详情 215-Actually, thats all I know.事实上我就知道这些 216-Thats it? And you agreed to go out with him?就这些你就答应和他出去了 217-I never date a guy 我从来不约 218-until Ive done a complete background check.没做过详细背景调查的男人 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 6 / 19 219 Maybe I should just google him. - Amateur.-也许我应该网上搜下他 -外行 220-Give me his name 告诉我他的名字 221-and I will find out everything worth knowing-我会找出一切有价值的真相 222-marital history, net worth,婚姻史资产净值 223-results of his last physical.他最后一次体检的结果 224-The physical seems excessive.体检就有点过分了 225-Thats what I thought 我以前也这么觉得 226-till I spent a weekend pinned under a dead linebacker.直到我跟一个不举的后卫住了一周 227-Why would you let her watch 你为什么让她看 228-something called Bloody stranger two?一个叫嗜血陌客 2的节目 229-I know, I know.我知道我知道 230-Im an idiot. Now shes having nightmares 我就是个傻瓜现在她做了恶梦 231-and crawling into our bed every night.每天晚上都钻进我们的被窝里 232-When I was a kid, I had bad dreams 当我是小孩子时我做过的恶梦 233-like you wouldnt believe- jumping-out-of-bed,你肯定不会相信从床上跳下来 234-running-down-the-hall-screaming kind of dreams.跑到大厅里尖叫这样的梦 235-So whatd you do?那你是怎么做的 236-Guess I outgrew em.我长大了就好了 237-You did?是吗 238-Juanita, come here!胡安妮塔过来 239-What are you doing?你要干嘛 240-I figured you could talk to her.我想你可以和她谈谈心 241-You know, give her one of those It gets better speeches 说说你们同性恋最爱唠叨的 242-you gays love so much.会好起来的之类的话 243-Sweetie, Lee wants to talk to you.亲爱的李想跟你谈谈 244-So your mom says youve been having nightmares.你妈说你一直做噩梦 245-What are they about?你都梦到了什么 246-I see this creepy guy standing on our lawn.我梦到一个吓人的人站在我家草坪上 247-Oh, you poor thing.可怜的小家伙 248-You know, when I was little,在我小的时候 249-I had nightmares, too.也常做噩梦 250 Really? - Yeah.-真的吗 -对啊 251-My brother told me that there was a hospital 我哥哥告诉我在市郊有一家医院 252-for the criminally insane on the outskirts of town.专治有犯罪倾向的神经病 253-And at night, the inmates would escape 而在晚上里面的人会跑出来 254-and kidnap little boys and girls.绑架男孩和女孩 255-But its not real.但这不是真的 256-His brother was just trying to scare him.他哥哥只是想吓唬他 257-Oh, no. It was totally real.不绝对是真的 258-One summer, three kids went missing.有一年夏天三个孩子失踪了 259 Until they found them. - Right.-但后来找到了 -是的 260-About a month later. in a ravine.一个月后在一个山谷里找到了 261-Alive!生龙活虎的 262-No.才不 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 7 / 19 263-Come on. They were in a ravine.动动脑子嘛在山谷里诶 264-What good ever comes out of a ravine?山谷里能有什么好事 265-What the hell was that?你这是干嘛呢 266-Im just showing her theres nothing to be frightened of.我只是告诉她没什么好怕的 267-My storys way scarier than hers.我的故事比她的更吓人 268-Okay. So Cindys in charge of decorations,好了辛迪负责装饰品 269-Abby, youre handling music.艾比你负责音乐 270-Oh, sorry. Sorry. Dont let me interrupt.抱歉不好意思你继续讲 271-Susan, what are you doing here?苏珊你来这干嘛 272-I heard you guys were planning an open house night,我听说你们在筹办学校开放日 273-and Id love to pitch in. How can I help?我也想出一份力需要我做什么 274-Lets see. Youre legendary for your cleaning abilities.我想想你的清扫能力闻名遐迩啊 275-That didnt take long.那个我没做多久 276-Do you need any refreshments?你们需要什么茶点吗 277-I could make something.我可以做点吃的 278-Thanks, but if we need any help,谢谢要是我们有什么需要 279-well call you.会再打给你的 280-Is it still 99 cents a minute?还是 99 美分一分钟吗 281-Okay, uh.好吧 282-Looks like we should just get this out there.看来这事需要讲讲清楚 283-My family had a really crappy year.我的家庭这一年过得很不好 284-Uh, I did some things that I am not proud of.我也做了些不值一提的事 285-But I was a damn good teacher when I was at this school.但我在学校时绝对是一名好老师 286-And I was hoping that you ladies might eventually 所以我希望你们最终能 287-support hiring me back.支持我回来教书 288-You want to teach here again?你又想来这教书吗 289-I think the parents council 我想家长委员会 290-might have a big problem with that.对此会有很大争议 291-Look, I-Im not asking for your forgiveness-我并不求你们原谅我 292-Just a chance to earn it.只要一个赢取宽恕的机会 293-Let me do something for open house.让我也为开放日出一份力 294-I really do wanna help.我真的想帮帮忙 295-Okay. How about you pick up the streamers?那好你来收拾彩带如何 296-Streamers?彩带 297-If you can handle it.如果你能胜任的话 298-Just be careful not to confuse them with tassels.当心别和流苏弄混了 299-Meeting adjourned.休会 300-I shouldnt even look at this.我就不应该看这个 301-It feels like such an intrusion.这就像是非法入侵一样 302-And besides, hell be here any minute.而且他随时都会出现 303-Then Im just in the nick of time.那我真是来得太及时了 304-You found something bad?你发现了什么丑事吗 305-Well, for me,对我来说 306-his salary alone 光看到他的薪水 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 8 / 19 307-makes him a non-starter.我就不想再多看他一眼了 308-But you may be more interested in whats on page three.不过你应该对第三页的东西更感兴趣 309-Is he a dirty cop?他是个下流的警察 310-Or a democrat?或是个民主党 311-Worse.更糟 312-Hello, Chuck.你好查克 313-I was afraid I was early, but, uh.我还怕我来早了不过 314-looks like youre all ready.显然你已经整装待发了 315-Oh, Im ready, all right. Shall we?当然我们走吧 316-Hope this is okay.希望这里合你的意 317-You like Italian, right?你喜欢意大利菜吧 318-Everybody likes Italian.人人都爱意大利菜 319-Oh, its fine.蛮好的 320-So lets talk.下面让我们交交心 321-Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.说说你自己吧说详细点 322-Okay, what do you want to know?行啊你想知道什么 323-Oh, whatever you think is, hmm. pertinent.只要是你觉得相关的都行 324-Okay. Um, I was born in Pennsylvania.好吧我出生在宾州 325-I played some ball in college.我在大学经常打球 326-Um, I have a degree- criminology.我还拿到了犯罪学学位 327-Interesting.真好 328-Anything else?还有吗 329-Well, I have two kids.我有两个孩子 330-Oh. So youve been married.那你结过婚咯 331-Yeah. Didnt work out.是啊失败的婚姻 332-I hope you dont judge me for that.希望你别因此而看扁我 333-Oh, no. Not for that.不不会的 334-Is something wrong, Bree?有什么问题吗布里 335-Im just wondering when you were going to tell me 我就想知道你打算什么时候告诉我 336-that youre still married.你还没有离婚 337-I see youve done due diligence.看来你还做了背景调查 338-Did your source happen to mention 你的材料上有没有提到 339-that I filed for divorce last spring?去年春天我申请过离婚 340-And that it hasnt gone through,结果没被通过 341-So technically, youre still married.所以严格地说你仍是已婚 342-You should have told me.你早该告诉我的 343-We havent even ordered yet.我们都还没点单 344-You expect me to lead with that?我希望我用这话开头吗 345-Hey, Im technically married.我还没有离婚 346-The chicken looks good.鸡肉看起来很诱人 347-You shouldnt be dating at all until your divorce is final.你应该在离婚之后再约我的 348-What if you and your wife reconcile?要是你和你老婆又和好了呢 349-I havent spoken to my wife 一年来只要我律师不在场 350-in a year without my lawyer present.我就从没跟我老婆说过话 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 9 / 19 351-You cant blame me for doing a simple background check.你不能因为一个简单的背景调查而怪我 352-Hell, no.当然不会 353-Im sure you want to avoid another mistake 我肯定你是想避免重蹈覆辙吧 354-like your second husband,比如你的第二任丈夫 355-the hit-and-run driver.那个肇事逃逸者 356-Orson, was it?奥森是吧 357-What?什么 358-Tell me, who was creepier-告诉我谁更吓人一点 359-him or that pharmacist 是他还是那个 360-who killed himself while you were dating?在你们恋爱时自杀的药剂师 361-Where did you hear that?你从哪听来的 362-I pulled your police file.我看过你的警局档案 363-I have a file?我还有个档案吗 364-And you pulled it.你竟然看了 365-How dare you investigate me before our date!你竟敢还没有约会就调查我 366-Say that again, and this time, listen for the irony.再说一次听听看有多讽刺 367-There is no comparison to what I did.我的所作所为没什么见不得人的 368-You could have been dangerous! I have to protect myself.你可能是个危险人物我得保护自己 369-Oh, women can be dangerous, too,女人也可能是危险分子 370-Especially ones who own four handguns 尤其是那些有四把手枪外加 371-and a .30-06 hunting rifle.一把点 30-06 口径猎枪的女人 372-Whats up with that?你用这么多枪干什么 373-This is outrageous.你太无礼了 374-You are treating me like a common criminal!你现在像在审犯人一样审我 375-What can I get you folks to start?你们要点什么菜 376-I will not be ordering. I want to go home now.我不要点菜我要马上回家 377-Come on, Bree. Calm down. Have a drink.拜托布里冷静点来杯酒 378-I dont drink. Wasnt that in my file?我不喝酒我档案里不是有吗 379-Someones slipping.有人疏忽啦 380-What are you doing?你在干什么 381-Hmm? What do you think Im doing?你觉得呢 382-I think youre wasting your time,我觉得你在浪费时间 383-much as I did when I planned this years vacation.就像我浪费时间计划今年的假期一样 384-We should have discussed this.我们应该先商量下的 385-I wanted to surprise you.我想给你个惊喜 386-I wasnt surprised. I was blindsided.我可没觉得惊喜我有些措手不及 387-You may call all the shots at work,可能在职场上你呼风唤雨 388-but youre not the C.F.O. Of this family.但在家里你可不是首席财务官 389-Youre right.你说的没错 390-For what its worth, your road trip sounds amazing.你计划的自驾游性价比很高 391-I just dont think its gonna pan out for this summer.但我觉得今年夏天先别实行这个计划 392-But you made a hell of a great start for next years trip.但你为明年的假期开了个好头 393-Dont pull that management trick on me.不要对我用那套管理的鬼把戏 394 What trick? - The Yes Sandwich.-什么把戏 -戴高帽那一套 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 10 / 19 395-Start with a compliment, lower the boom,先恭维一番降低对方心理防线 396-end with a compliment. Its the oldest trick in business,最后再恭维一番这在商界再老套不过了 397-And I taught it to you.这还是我教你的 398-Lynette,I already promised Hawaii to the kids.勒奈特我已经答应孩子们去夏威夷了 399-You want me to take it away?你想我食言吗 400-You saw how excited they were.你也看到他们有多兴奋了 401-Only because theyve never had a lavish vacation before.这只是因为他们从未有过奢华游 402-Give me the same budget, and Ill make my trip 给我同样的预算我的旅行 403-sound twice as good as yours.会比你的好两倍 404-Oh, I would love to see you try.我倒想看看你有什么本事 405-Okay, then. Game on.那好开战 406-Well, um, well sit the kids down,我们让孩子们坐下来 407-Well each make our presentation. Let them decide.我们各自做个介绍让他们来决定 408-Sounds fair to me. Game on.我觉得可以开战 409-Okay. Game on.好的开战 410-Honey.亲爱的 411-Im not turned on. Youre a very handsome man.我没那兴致你是个帅哥勒奈特反攻了 412-Were not gonna have sex.我们不做爱 413-Thats a No Sandwich.那是拒绝的戴高帽把戏 414-Level with me, Bree. Do I 告诉我实话布里我还有机会 415 still have a chance with you? - None whatsoever.-和你约会吗 -没有 416-Then this cant make things any worse.那这样也不会雪上加霜了 417-Thats right. Keep driving, buddy.没错继续开伙计 418 Whyd you do that? - Get in, Violet.-为什么这么做 -上车瓦莱特 419-Oh, my god. You couldnt have dropped me off 我的天你就不能先把我放下 420-before you pick up a prostitute?再招妓吗 421-You arresting me, Chuck?你要逮捕我吗查克 422-Just taking you to the womens shelter.我只是要载你去妇女避难所而已 423-So what is this, your good deed for the night?这算什么你今晚大发善心吗 424-You trying to impress your date?你要讨好你的女伴吗 425-No. That ship has sailed. She hates me more than you do.不我和她没戏她比你更讨厌我 426-Why? Whats wrong with him?为什么他怎么不好了 427-Lets just say my opinion isnt any of your concern, miss.就这么说吧我的看法与你无关小姐 428-Youre better off without her, Chuck.不和她在一起就对了查克 429-This ones got a stick up her ass.这人还真龟毛 430-And what qualifies you to make such snap judgments 你凭什么对才认识的人 431-about people youve just met?冒昧地下这种定义 432-Im a hooker. Its what I do.我是个妓女我就是吃这口饭的 433-Here we are, and Im watching to make sure you go in.我们到了我会看着你走进去的 434-You know Im just gonna be back on that corner tomorrow.你知道的我明天又会回到那个街角的 435-Yeah, well, thats tomorrows problem.好吧明天的事明天再说 436-When are you gonna give up?你到底什么时候才会放弃啊 437-What I am now. thats all Im ever gonna be.我现在什么样以后也不会变样 438-You think so?你这么觉得吗 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 11 / 19 439-Did you know that ten years ago,你知道吗十年前 440-Bree here was turning tricks just like you?布里和你一样在街上拉客 441-How dare you.你太无礼了 442-Bree, she needs to hear this.布里她得听听这个故事 443-I must have hauled her ass in 50 times.我差不多抓了她五十次 444-Then one day, she said, Im better than this.有一天她说我不能再糟蹋自己了 445-She got herself to school.她去上了学 446-Before you knew it, she had a first class catering company,一晃眼她拥有了一流的餐饮公司 447-so dont try to tell me 所以不要告诉我 448-that you cant make a better life for yourself.你不能为自己创造更好的生活 449-You were really on the street?你真的在街上拉过客吗 450-Actually, I.实际上我. 451-I dont like to talk about that part of my life.我不想谈论那段不光彩的过去 452-I get it.我懂的 453-Look at you now, huh?看看你现在 454-It was really nice to meet you.真的很高兴见到你 455-Likewise.同感 456-Thank you, Chuck.谢谢你查克 457-Dont mention it.小事一桩不足挂齿 458-I know. Way outta line.我知道我做的太过了 459-You said I had no chance, so I figured, what the hell.你说我没机会了所以我想管它呢 460-Home?回家吗 461-Yes, please.是的麻烦你了 462-You were right. Found trace amounts of antifreeze,你说的没错我发现里面有防冻剂 463-but dont worry. Wouldnt have killed you.不用担心不会致死的 464-What would happen 如果我每天都吃 465-if I ate one of these casseroles every day?这些焙盘菜会怎样 466-Well, for one thing, youd get tired of tuna casserole.没什么你会吃腻掉金枪鱼焙盘菜 467-Ahem. If you repeatedly consumed ethylene glycol,如果你反复进食乙二醇 468-your heart would start to fail,你的心脏会开始衰竭 469-your kidneys would give out. Eventually, youd die.你的肾脏会耗竭最后你会死 470-Itd be a nasty way to go.这种死法是很痛苦的 471-I can only imagine.我只能凭想象 472-What are you doing?你在干什么呢 473-I thought I was borrowing Lynettes tent.我以为我向勒奈特借的是个帐篷 474-Turns out I borrowed a nylon bag of death.现在发现我借的是个尼龙裹尸包 475-Why are you setting up the tent?你为什么要搭帐篷 476-For Juanita. I wanna prove to her 给胡安妮塔的我要证明给她看 477-theres no scary guy on the lawn.外面根本没有什么吓人的家伙 478-I figured if she spends the night camping out here,我想只要她能在外面露营一个晚上 479-shell get over it.就会克服心理障碍的 480-So the kid is scared 所以说孩子害怕 481-theres a killer lurking outside at night,屋外有潜伏的凶手 482-and your solution is to make her sleep out here?而你的解决方法是让她独自在外面过夜 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 12 / 19 483-Not alone, you dope. Youll be with her.不是独自你个笨蛋你陪她一起 484-Me?我 485-Yeah. What if shes right?是的万一她是对的怎么办 486-What if there is a killer. or its cold?如果真有杀手呢或者天气很冷怎么办 487-Oh. Forget it.别扯了 488-I got an early meeting tomorrow, and Im not going in half asleep 我明天一早还要开会要是睡在草坪上 489-because I slept on my lawn.会睡不踏实的 490-You caused this problem. You fix it, tonight.你惹的麻烦今晚自己解决 491-And stop pouting. Its fun to sleep outside.别板着个脸露宿街头多有趣啊 492-Im sure it is.当然有趣了 493-That must be why the homeless are always so cheery!要不那些流浪汉怎么总是神采飞扬的 494-Come in.请进 495-After our date- or rather, non-date-经过这次约会或者算不上约会 496-I was very confused.我有点困惑 497-Makes two of us.彼此彼此 498-I was. offended when you didnt tell me the truth 当你没告诉我你婚姻的实情时 499-about your marriage and oddly touched 我很生气但你跟一个陌生人说 500-when you told a complete stranger 我以前是妓女的时候 501-I was a whore.我又有些莫名的感动 502-Well, if you like that,如果你偏爱这口 503-you should wait till Valentines Day.那情人节你就瞧好吧 504-I wanted to know your secrets right away,之前是我太急于了解你所有的秘密 505-and I didnt want to tell you mine 而在我觉得你值得信赖之前 506-until I felt I could trust you,我又不想说出我的秘密 507-and that. wasnt fair.这样确实不太公平 508-I was no better.我也没好到哪去 509-When did dating become so complicated?什么时候约会也变得这么复杂了 510-Were not kids anymore.我们已经不再是孩子了 511-Weve both had our hearts kicked around.彼此的心都受过伤 512-意为瞻前顾后 513-I guess its made us a little gun-shy.也许正是这样才让我们有枪声恐惧症 514-If gun-shy is the right word for a woman 这个词形容你这种 515-with an arsenal as big as yours.坐拥一间兵工厂的女人很贴切吧 516-So what do we do?那我们接下来怎么办 517-I say.要我说 518-We forget about the crazy digging for dirt 我们谁也别再费尽力气 519-that we both did.翻对方老底了 520-And just have a normal first date.来一次正常的约会吧 521-All right.好啊 522-When?什么时候 523-Well, it is lunchtime.既然午餐时间到了 524-Why not?那一起用餐吧 525-I know this little Indian place 我知道一家印度小馆 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 13 / 19 526-that does an amazing Lamb Vindaloo.做的羊肉咖喱堪称一绝 527-Howd you know I like Indian food?你怎么知道我喜欢印度菜的 528-Id rather not say.还是不说为妙 529-I dont even know why I wanna work at that school again.我也不知道为什么还想回那所学校工作 530-Ugh, those smug cliquey moms.那些自以为是拉帮结伙的妈妈们 531-I mean, can you believe that Dana gave me streamer duty?你能想象丹娜居然让我去买彩带 532-Its positively awful.确实很恼火 533-So tell me, how is Paul?跟我说说保罗的身体怎么样了 534-I hear he went to the hospital?我听说他进医院了 535-He thought he was having a heart attack,还以为是心脏病突发 536-but the test results came back negative.但检验结果出来不是如此 537-Do the doctors know what caused it?医生说是什么原因病发的吗 538-They think its stress,他们是说压力过大 539-but Im worried about him.但我很担心他 540-Oh, dont be.没关系的 541-Well, I think he should go back and have more tests done.我觉得他应该回去再多做几项检查 542-Hell be fine.他会没事的 543-As a nurse, I saw time and again 以我做护士的经验来看 544-that the best prescription for stress 缓解压力的最有效的处方就是 545-is rest and good food.多休息和美味的食物 546-So sweet of you to make these cookies for him.你真贴心还为他做这些曲奇 547-Well, yeah, I hope it cheers him up.我希望他能尽快振作起来 548-Im sure its just what the doctor ordered.我肯定医生也是这么吩咐的 549-Well. I wish I could do more.我真希望能多为他做点什么 550-Oh, Susan.噢苏珊 551-Youre doing more for Paul than you can possibly know.你为保罗做的一切超乎你的想象 552-The Grand Canyon.美国大峡谷 553-Over a mile deep.深度超过一英里 554-It took six million years to form.经过 600 万年的侵蚀而形成的自然奇观 555-Sequoia National Forest-红杉国家公园 556-A soaring monument 犹如高耸云霄的纪念碑 557-to natures majesty.彰显了大自然的神圣庄严 558-So thats our vacation?我们就去这些地方度假 559-Looking at trees and a hole in the ground?就看这些破树和地洞吗 560-Now, now, kids, your mom worked hard on this. Be kind.别这样孩子们妈妈可是煞费苦心啊 561-Yeah. Yeah, if the Grand Canyon isnt your scene.如果大峡谷不是你们的菜的话 562-Did she say Scene?她刚刚是说“菜”吗 563-Youre bound to love our next stop.你们一定会爱上下一站的 564-The screaminator.惊声尖叫 565-Seven minutes of sheer roller coaster terror.紧张刺激的过山车之旅长达七分钟 566-Responsible Parenting Magazine称职的家长杂志 567-calls it the worst idea since the caffeinated juice box.称之为继咖啡因果汁后最刺激的玩意 568-Thats awesome.太赞了 569 That sounds really. - Oh, me likey that.-听起来确实 -太吸引我了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 14 / 19 570 Thats very sweet! -Any and all-太棒了 -这几个 571-of these thrilling destinations are available to us.惊心动魄的地方随便哪里都可以去 572-We just point the R.V. . and drive.我们只需要找一辆房车然后启程 573-All right!太好了 574-Yes! Oh, man, I cant wait.我简直迫不及待了 575-Ooh, I forget about the R.V.我忘了还有房车这码事了 576-Wont it be a little cramped now that we have Paige?带上佩琪的话会不会太麻烦了 577-Oh, maybe your dads right.你们老爸说的对 578-Maybe we shouldnt take the R.V.也许我们不应该开房车 579-Maybe we should take.也许我们应该开这辆 580-The road juggernaut 8000.道路主宰者 8000 581-State-of-the-art entertainment system,配有最先进的影音娱乐系统 582-six private sleeping compartments,6 间私密包厢可供休息 583-and two full baths,还有两间设施齐全的浴室 584-one of which Justin Bieber used on his last tour to make.其中一间还被贾斯丁比伯在上一次巡演 585-water balloons.的途中用来做水球 586 Shut up! - Shut up!-别说了 -别说了 587-Im blown away right now!我的心已经飘到那去了 588-We are going on vacation!我们要去度假啦 589-Follow that, Hawaii.接下来看你的了夏威夷 590-Will you take that off?能摘下来吗 591-No.不要 592-Juanita, you look ridiculous.胡安妮塔你像个傻大姐 593-I dont care how I look.我不在乎 594-I dont want that killer guy to chop off my head.我不想那杀手砍了我的头 595-First of all, a helmet wouldnt keep him 首先他要砍你头 596-from chopping off your head.戴头盔也没用 597-It would just mean Id have to clean It 唯一的意义在于把头盔还给帕克之前 598-before I gave it back to Parker.我还得先洗干净 599-Second, there is no killer guy.其次根本没杀人狂 600-Its an actor in a movie.是电影里演的罢了 601-But Im still scared.可我还是害怕 602-Its okay to be scared. Its even fun sometimes.害怕没什么大不了有时还挺有意思 603-But you cant let that scared come from inside your own head,但你不要自己吓自己 604-and you have to be able to calm it down if it does.你得学会自我冷静 605-Whats that?那是什么 606-Its people walking by, Juanita.就是路人而已胡安妮塔 607-This is what Im talking about.这正是我所说的 608-This is where you take charge of your fear.现在你就得克服恐惧 609-Mama, I think its the killer.妈妈我觉得是那个杀手 610-No, its not, Juanita.不是胡安妮塔 611-Mom, look!妈妈看 612-Oh! Whos out there?! Go away!谁在外面走开 613-Gotcha!吓死你们 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 15 / 19 614-What the hell is wrong with you?!你脑子被门夹了啊 615-Im trying to help.我可是在帮忙 616-By giving me a heart attack, you thought that would help?把我吓出心脏病你觉得这是帮忙吗 617-Kinda did.也算吧 618-Oh, mom, you shouldve seen your face.老妈你真该照照镜子 619-I just wanted to show you 我只是想证明 620-that not everything that looks scary actually is. See?不是所有事物都如外表那样可怕看 621-Plastic.塑料的 622-Its like the movie. It looks scary, but its fake.和电影一样看起来恐怖但都是假的 623-Exactly.完全正确 624-I have to go. Bobs in the shower,我得走了鲍勃在洗澡 625-and hes about to pay for not liking my 舔都不舔我的鸡肉馅饼 626-chicken pot pie.他得付出代价 627-So when you cast your vote tonight, kids,孩子们今晚投票的时候 628-cast it for adventure,投给冒险精神 629-luxury, nature.投给奢华投给自然 630-cause Hawaii has something for every Scavo,因为夏威夷正合斯加沃一家的胃口 631-whether it is circling a smoking volcano in a helicopter,无论是乘直升机环游热气腾腾的火山 632-or swimming in crystal-clear waters with the dolphins.还是在晶莹剔透的海水中与海豚共舞 633-It is the vacation of a lifetime.都绝对是一次终身难忘的旅行 634-Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii.夏威夷夏威夷夏威夷. 635-I didnt wanna do this.我才不去 636-You know who else 你们知道还有谁 637-loves swimming in those crystal-clear waters?喜欢在晶莹剔透的海水中游泳吗 638-Natures hungriest predator- the great white shark.大自然最饥饿的掠食者大白鲨 639-Come on. There hasnt been a shark attack 别扯了岛上从来没有 640-on the island in forever.遭遇过鲨鱼袭击 641-Really? Or did they just fail to find the evidence?是吗还是说人们根本找不到证据呢 642-Great whites tend to eat their victims.大白鲨早就把猎物吃干净了 643-What?什么 644-This is very, very unlikely to happen.根本不可能 645-Youre right. Youre right.没错没错 646-I mean, especially if we all die first in.那是因为我们都早早死于. 647-a gruesome helicopter crash.可怕的坠机 648-Now you see 现在你们明白 649-why the natives call them death birds.为什么当地人都叫它夺命鸟了吧 650-You think youre gonna be safer driving across country?你觉得自驾游更安全吗 651-Who knows the number one cause of accidental death?知道意外死亡率第一的是什么吗 652 Oh, I do. Its the car crash. - Dont worry, kids.-我知道正是车祸 -没关系孩子们 653-Were gonna hire a professional driver.我们会请个专业的司机 654-It wont be your dad.肯定不是你们的爸爸 655-Guys, can we go upstairs and talk about this 伙计们投票之前我们能上楼 656-before we vote?进行讨论吗 657-You bet.当然 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 16 / 19 658-We await your verdict.我们敬候佳音 659-God, you are a hypocrite.天啊你真是个伪君子 660-How?怎么说 661-Ten years ago, Christmas,十年前圣诞节 662-we are standing in the scooter aisle at the toy store 我们站在玩具店前的电动车道上 663-when I wanna choose the twins big present.我正想给双胞胎选份大礼物 664-You say, Tom, when you start making the money,你说汤姆等你开始赚钱了 665-you can start making the decisions.你再来做决定吧 666-Youve been sitting on that for a decade? Wow.你在挖尸吗佩服 667-Well, guess what. I make the money,猜猜怎么着我赚钱了 668-big money, more money than you ever did,赚了大钱比你以往的收入都高 669-so I get to decide how we spend it!我有权决定怎么花 670-Were supposed to be equal partners.我们应该夫妻平等 671 I just wanted a say in the pro. - No, you dont.-我只是想拥有发言. -才不是 672-You wanna control the process 这就是你一贯的作风 673 like you always do. - Watch it.-掌控全盘 -小心说话 674-And then you feel that power slipping away,如今你感到你的权威岌岌可危 675-and you cant stand it.你就受不了了 676-You cant stand that I am running the show.你受不了如今是由我来掌控全盘 677-Running the show? Are you kidding me?掌控全盘你搞笑呢 678 Were talking about a family vacation. - Not anymore,-不就是讨论一次家庭旅行. -不是了 679-we are not!我们早跑题了 680-This is about how you cant handle my success.是你无法接受我的成功 681-No, you cant handle your success.不是你自己无法接受你的成功 682-Youve turned into a pompous ass!是你变成了一个臭屁狂 683-Maybe because its turned you into a raging bitch.或许是因为你变成了个泼妇 684-Lee! I am warning you.李我警告你 685-Once was funny. This time, I will kill you.一次还算好玩这次老娘不杀了你才怪 686-Get out of here!给我走开 687-Hows Penny?佩妮怎么样了 688-Really upset.很不开心 689-She kept crying and saying how she didnt wanna choose.她不停的哭说什么她不想做选择 690-I dont care where we go.我不在乎我们去哪里 691-Well take the road trip.自驾游就自驾游呗 692-Not the vacation, Tom.汤姆她说的不是旅游 693-She doesnt wanna choose which one of us to live with.她不想选择跟我们之中的谁生活 694-That is awful. Why would she think that?太糟糕了她怎么会这么想 695-Why wouldnt she? Shes seen it happen to three of her friends.她怎么不会她的三个朋友都遇过 696-We have always fought, Tom,汤姆我们虽然老是小打小闹 697-but never like that.但从没到刚才那地步 698-I know. Its gotta stop.我知道不能再这样了 699-I agree.同意 700-I mean, Im scared to open my mouth 我害怕我一张嘴 701-for fear youre gonna bite my head off.你就恨不得把我吃了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第七季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 17 / 19 702-Im sorry. Was that an olive branch?不好意思你是在讲和吗 703-Im no better, okay?我做的也不好 704-I miss dinner four nights a week,一周有四天不能回来吃晚饭 705-And even when I am here.就算我在家里 706-my mind is back at the office.心思也都飞回办公室了 707-I think were the ones who need a vacation.其实咱们俩才真正需要放假休息 708-Alone.就我俩 709-Yeah.没错 710-Not a big trip. Just a weekend.不用去很久过个周末就行 711-We can. get a chance to be together 我们就有机会单独相处 712-and work through all of this.解决种种这些问题 713-Youre right.你说的没错 714-We should do it this weekend.这周末咱们就去 715-You mean it?你说真的 716-Yeah.是啊 717-I just have to check with the office.不过得先看看公司安排 718-Okay.好吧 719-But we are gonna do it, right?我们一定会去的吧 720-Youre not gonna get all 别告诉我 721-busy at the last minute?最后关头你又临时有事 722-I said well do it,我说了去 723-and well do it, okay?就一定会去的好吗 724-Okay. Okay.好的好的 725-Hello, Susan.你好啊苏珊 726-Hey, Dana. I got you your streamers.你好丹娜彩带买到了 727-I splurged and bought the good ones-flame-retardant.我不惜血本买了质量好的防火彩带 728-Good.很好 729-Oh, my god. Are those cookies for the open house?天啊这些饼干也是为开放日准备的吗 730-Oh, well, actually-这个是 731-You are a lifesaver.你简直是个大救星 732-I just had two moms flake out on me.正巧有两位家长饿昏过去了 733-R

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