内容简介：: Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 1 / 18 1- Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇S05E01 2-5 years ago,五年前 3-Susan Delfino gave birth to a son in delivery room A in hospital. 苏珊德尔非诺在美景镇医院 A 产房生下一个儿子 4-Moments later,一会儿后 5-Lelar Dash gave birth to a daughter in delivery room B 莱拉戴旭在 B 产房诞下一个女儿 6-Around 10 ten at next morning,次日上午 10 点左右 7-As the two new mothers were leaving the hospital.两位新妈妈同时出院 8-They nearly ran into each other.他们差点撞到了一起 9-Of course, they never knew this.当然他们本身并没意识到这点 10-In fact, Susan and Lelar would have been surprised to know 事实上苏珊和莱拉知道的话一定会很惊讶 11-How often their pasts would cross over the years.多年来他们的生活居然有这么多交集 12-They Almost met in the locAl coffee shop 他们在当地的咖啡店擦身而过 13-And another Time at their veterinarian office.另一次是在兽医院 14-And again in the bleacher of Fairview flyers.还有一次是在美景镇的露天座位上 15-But despite these close calls, Susan and Lelar never met.尽管如此接近苏珊和莱拉却从未遇见彼此 16-Until one Tuesday,直到某个周二 17-When Susan decided to take her husband to a fancy restaurant 苏珊决定带她的丈夫去一家高档餐馆 18-For their anniversary.庆祝结婚纪念 19-At the same Time,而同时 20-Lelar decided to take her daughter to buy some ice-cream.莱拉决定带她的女儿去买些冰激凌 21-That was the night that Susan Delfino and Lelar Dash.就在那晚苏珊德尔非诺与莱拉戴旭 22-Finally, ran into each other.终于撞到了一起 23-Mike.麦克 24-=-=主妇帮论坛 25-It will happen to All of us eventually. 最终人们都会有 26-The moment will come when we ask ourselves.扪心自问的时刻. 27-Where did the Time go?时间都流逝到哪儿去了 28-How did the children I once cradled.曾经摇篮中的孩子. 29-Grow up so very quickly?怎么成长得如此之快? 30-How did the life I dreamt of.一直所梦想的生活. 31-Turn into a career I never expected?却变为从未期望过的事业? 32-And how did that woman I saw each day in the mirror.我每天在镜子中看到的那个女子 33-Become someone I dont even recognize?怎么变得连我都分辨不出了? 34-Juanita, this dress is awfully tight.胡安妮塔这衣服太紧了 35-I dont think you can get into it.我觉得你穿不了 36-No, its pretty. I can do it.不这衣服这么漂亮我能穿的 37-Hows that one fit? Oh, I think were gonna need the next size up.-那件衣服还合适吗 -我想我们需要再大一号的 38-Uh, there is no next size up.已经没有再大一号的了 39-They dont make princess dresses for girls over 7.没有为 7 岁以上的女孩制作的公主裙 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 2 / 18 40-Shes only 4 1/2.她才 4 岁半 41-Look, my daughter was invited to a princess party,听着我女儿被邀请参加一个公主聚会 42-So I cant let her 所以我不能让她 43-Be the only girl there without a princess dress.成为唯一一个没穿公主裙去的女孩 44-Did you try the costume section?你去过服装部了吗 45-I bet theyd have a mrs. Shrek dress that would fit her.我肯定他们有适合你女儿的超大号衣服 46-Juanita, take off the dress! Were going.胡安妮塔把衣服脱了我们走 47-No! I can do it.不我能穿上的 48-Look, I feel for you.你看我很理解你 49-My niece Also has a weight problem.我侄女也有肥胖问题 50-My daughter does not have a weight problem 我女儿没肥胖问题 51-She has a little baby fat, thats All.她只是有点婴儿肥就这样 52-In fact, the only problem she has 事实上她唯一的问题是 53-Is this store being completely unprepared 这间店完全没有 54-For a perfectly average 4-year-old girl.为一个 4 岁普通女孩作好完全的准备 55-Just ring it up.给我包起来吧 56-No, no, no!不不不 57-Oh, for god sakes. Whats wrong now?老天又怎么了 58-Once again,再说一次 59-The concept is, sweetie,宝贝我们要的概念是 60-Youre taking the pie out of the oven,你从烤箱里拿出派 61-Your face aglow with surprise.你的脸颊因惊奇而发红 62-Why am I surprised? Because it turned out so perfectly.-为什么要惊奇 -因为派做出来很完美 63-Well, thats no surprise. My pies are Always perfect.那不惊奇我的派一直都很完美 64-All right. Its your best pie ever.那么就当是你最好的派 65-Youve topped yourself. Hmm?做到了极致嗯? 66-Mm. And I know this before Ive tasted it?我不尝就能知道? 67-Sweetie, just make whatever face you want.宝贝你想怎么表演就怎么表演 68-I just think youll sell more cookbooks 我只是觉得你的烹饪书能更畅销 69-If you dont look like 如果你的脸看起来不像 70-You just made love to an ice cube.才和某个呆木头刚做完爱一样 71-Andrew, dear, Im going to take a little break.安德鲁亲爱的我要休息下 72-Would you please tell this gentleman 请你告诉这位先生 73-That if he calls me sweetie one more Time,如果他再叫我一次宝贝 74-Im gonna grab his camera and take picture of his colon 我将夺过他的相机给他的结肠拍照 75-You got that, right?你听到了是吧 76-Katherine, hi. What are you doing here? The waiters need to be paid,-凯瑟琳你在这干什么 -得发工资给服务员 77-And you took the key to the cashbox. Again.你把钱箱的钥匙拿走了.又一次 78-Oh. Sorry. Paid for what? The armenian wedding? Lunch for 300?-抱歉付什么工资? -亚美尼亚人的婚礼? 300 人的午餐? 79-It was right after the breakfast for the garden club,那就在花园俱乐部的早餐之后 80-Which you Also missed. Look, Im sorry.-而这你也没能参加 -听着我很抱歉 81-I didnt know a photo shoot would take this long.我没想到拍照要这么久 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 3 / 18 82-I mean, who knew itd be this hard to pose for a book cover?我是说谁能想到为本书照封面有这么困难 83-Oh, youll be fine.没事的 84-If theres one thing youre really good at,如果你还有什么擅长的话 85-Its posing as a chef. Okay, Katherine.-就是作为厨师摆造型了 -好了凯瑟琳 86-I know this book has been monopolizing my Time,我知道这本书霸占了我很多时间 87-And you feel overworked and undervalued.你感到工作过度还被大材小用了 88-But I do appreciate you. In fact, I have a gift for you.但我很感激你事实上我有样礼物要给你 89-Its the galleys of my new book.这是我新书的画册 90-Read page 2.翻到第 2 页 91-for Katherine Mayfair-献给凯瑟琳梅非. 92-a wonderful cook一名出色的厨师 93-And an even better friend.更是个出色的朋友 94-You dedicated it to me?你把这本书献给我? 95-Well, you make this All possible.是你成就了这一切 96-Its the least I could do.我只能为你做这些了 97-Ahem! Excuse me.打扰了 98-Time is money. Chop-chop, sweetie.时间就是金钱快点宝贝 99-Andrew. Do we have a backup pie?安德鲁.我们有备用派吗 100-Yes. Yes, we do.恩有的 101-Good.很好 102-And the big blind.这次大盲注. 103-Catches a jack on the river.赚翻了 104-Preston?普雷斯顿? 105-Mom!妈! 106-What the hells going on here? Dont freak out.-这儿怎么回事? -别惊慌 107-Were just playing cards. Oh, yeah? Why didnt you play at home?-我们只是在打牌 -是吗怎么不在家玩 108-Why did you have to sneak in here?干嘛溜到这里来? 109-Tequila shots! 5 bucks!龙舌兰酒来了 5 块钱 110-Asked and answered.我明白了. 111-Okay, thats it! Everybody out. Games over.好了就这样大家都走吧游戏结束 112-Can I have your chair for a second?能从你的椅子上起来吗 113-Hey! Look up here! Moms here. Partys over.听着老妈来了聚会结束 114-Doors open. Out you go. Go on. Shoo!门开着都走吧快走 115-You guys have pulled a lot of stupid stunts.你们俩常干蠢事 116-But this?但这? 117-This?这? 118-Risking our liquor license, our livelihood?拿我们的贩酒证和谋生之处冒险? 119-Whos going to find out?谁会知道? 120-I mean, weve been running this game for a month, and nobody-我们都这样一个月了也没人. 121-Unbelievable. You guys are grounded for two weeks.难以置信你们俩禁足两周 122-But we have mecoming.但我们有返校节 123-Yeah, yeah! Keep complaining. Id love to make it a year.再抱怨就一年 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 4 / 18 124-Now clean this place up. Now!现在把这些都收拾了快 125-Wow. That was fantastic.哇太棒了 126-Amazing.不错 127-Whew. You were incredible.你太难以置信了 128-So were you.你也不赖 129-Oh. And.对了. 130-Time to go.该走了 131-Susan?苏珊? 132-So its been, what, four months?这都已经.四个月了 133-Are you ever gonna let me spend the night?你打算就这样一直不让我在这过夜? 134-I dont know. Come on, zippy, zippy.我不知道赶快起来 135-Okay. Its just, you know.好的只是你知道. 136-Girls usually beg me to spend the night.女孩们通常都求我过夜 137-Well, good, then you shouldnt have any problem 很好那你另外找个地方睡觉 138-Finding a place to sleep. Fine. I know the drill.-应该没什么问题 -好我懂规矩 139-I cant spend the night. I cant meet your friends.不能在这过夜不能引见给你的朋友 140-I cant meet your son. Im just wondering-不能让你儿子碰到我真怀疑 141-Is this ever gonna turn into something normal? You know, youre a guy,-我们的关系什么时候能公开 -你是男人 142-And we just had hot sex,我们只是激情地做爱 143-And I didnt force you to cuddle.我又没要求你搂着我睡觉 144-So run! Go! Brag to your friends.所以快走吧跟你那些朋友吹去吧 145-Look.听着. 146-I like you, and I know you like me.我喜欢你我知道你也喜欢我 147-So why cant we be a couple?那我们为什么就不能成为一对呢 148-cause Im. Not ready for that.因为我.还没准备好 149-And what weve got- thats All I can handle.我还只能应付我们现在的这种关系 150-Go.快走吧 151-Okay, but thats only gonna work, like,好吧这次就这样算了 152-500 or 600 more Times.下不为例 153-Good evening. Can I help you?-晚上好 -我能帮你什么吗 154-Wrong question. The question is, can I help you?错了应该是我问我能帮你什么吗 155-Look, if youre trying to sell me something,听着你要是来推销的 156-I dont have any money.我可以明确的告诉你我没钱 157-You do now.现在你就有了 158-I dont understand.这是怎么回事 159-Im here to buy you out of your lease.我来这是想买下你的租约 160-What?你说什么 161-I know. Its sudden.我知道这很突然 162-But theres something about this house that.只是这所房子对我有特殊意义 163-Well, it just feels like home to me.感觉就是我的家 164-So Id like to move in. Tonight.所以我打算住进来.就今晚 165-Tonight? Areou crazy?今晚? 你疯了吗 166-A little bit.确实有点 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 5 / 18 167-Okay, here.好吧这也给你 168-I will more than cover your moving expenses.这些钱足够支付你的搬家费了 169-Look, uh. I-im All set up here.听着.我.我在这边都已经安定下来了 170-Besides, my landlady would never Allow it.再说我的房东绝不会允许我这样做的 171-Why dont you let me worry about her?这就交给我来操心好了 172-Mm, no. I-i dont have anywhere else to go.不行况且我.我又没其它地方可住 173-I think you should leave.我想你可以离开了 174-Look, Raymond.听着雷蒙德. 175-How do you know my name?你是怎么知道我名字的 176-I made you a very generous offer,我给你出了很高的价了 177-And I just know youre going to make the right decision.我知道你会做出正确的选择的 178-5 Five. 179-Five what? What are you talking about?5 什么你在说什么呢 180-4 Four. 181-Are you- I dont understand.你是.我真是搞不懂了 182-Three. O-okay. Hang on for a second.-3 -好吧先等一下 183-2 Two. 184-Well, Raymond, thank you very much.雷蒙德非常感谢 185-Here you go. Take care.给你保重 186-All taken care of. Mrs. Williams.都打理好了.威廉姆斯夫人 187-Thank you. Mr. Williams.谢谢.威廉姆斯先生 188-The next morning,第二天早晨 189-Edie Britt decided to announce her return to Wisteria Lane 伊迪布利特决定向紫藤街宣布她的归来 190-In a way. That was guaranteed.用她一贯的.必定会. 191-To make a big splash.造成轰动的方法 192-Okay, youre not gonna believe this, but.你或许不会相信但是. 193-Shes back.她回来了 194-Edie? Is that really you?伊迪? 真的是你吗 195-You know someone else my age with a body like this?还有人像我这个年纪有这么好的身材吗 196-So youre back?你回来了哈? 197-What happened to your tenant?那你的房客怎么办 198-He, uh, came into some money and decided to move.打发了点钱搬走了 199-We thought, what the heck? Lets move back!我们想见鬼吧我们要搬回去! 200-we?我们? 201-Oh, you dont know. I have a husband now.你们还不知道吧我结婚了 202-Really? Whose?真的吗又抢了谁的老公? 203-So Im in vegas talking to this real estate convention.我在维加斯开房产大会 204-I do a little motivational speaking.在做鼓动性发言的时候 205-And there- sixth row, center aisle,看到了.靠近中间过通道第六排 206-Is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.有个我所见过最美丽的女人 207-So after I finish,所以我一发言完 208-I walk into the audience and I ask this goddess out.就走到听众席约这位女神 209-His seminar was called getting what you want,他的演讲题目是得到你想得到的 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 6 / 18 210-And he did.他确实得到了. 211-Three Times. Hmm. Before dinner.三次.在正式晚宴前 212-Well, its certainly nice to meet you, Dave,真的很高兴见到你戴伍 213-And let us be the first to welcome you to Wisteria Lane.很荣幸我们是最先欢迎你来到紫藤街的人 214-Oh, you know what? We should have a dinner or something.对了我们应该一起吃晚餐或者什么的 215-Oh, lets make it a party.不如办场派对吧 216-We could do it at my restaurant. Wed be honored-可以来我的饭店 -很荣幸 217-Thank you.谢谢 218-So, Gaby, I have to ask.盖碧我不得不问 219-What the hell happened to you? I mean, look at you.你这是怎么了我是说看看你现在的样子 220-Your-your clothes, your-your hair.你的.你的衣服你的头发 221-Carlos might be blind, but the rest of us arent. I had two children.-卡洛斯是瞎了可我们没 -我有了两个小孩 222-For what? Breakfast?为什么为了早餐? 223-Edie? On your first day back in the neighborhood?伊迪? 你回来第一天怎么这么对待邻居? 224-Youre right.你说得对 225-Im sorry, Gaby.我很抱歉盖碧 226-It was rude and insensitive, and it wont happen again.我太莽撞太不敏感了不会再发生了 227-Really?真的吗 228-Are you okay.你还好吗 229-Now shouldnt we offer your friends something to eat?现在我们该给你的朋友拿点吃的了 230-Ooh! I baked some muffins.对我还烤了松饼呢 231-Please dont take this the wrong way, but.请不要误会但是. 232-We love you.我们都很喜欢你 233-Mijita! Lunch is ready. Go get your sister.米吉塔! 该吃午饭了叫上你妹妹 234-Carlos, whats with All the cheese?卡洛斯你加那么多奶酪干吗 235-You know how Juanita feels about brussels sprouts.你知道胡安妮塔不喜欢吃芽洋白菜 236-Im just trying to make vegetables more fun. Well, next Time,-我只是想让蔬菜更好吃些 -好吧下次 237-Give her a carrot and put her on a roller coaster.给她一根胡萝卜把她放上过山车 238-Have you tried to lift her lately?最近你有没有举过她? 239-I know shes gotten chubby. Shell grow out of it 我知道她又变得圆胖了长大了就好了 240-Ha! We can only hope 哈! 遗传了你的 D.N.A. 241-With your d.N.A. Running through her veins. Hey, I do not have fat d.N.A.-我们只有做梦了 -我没有肥胖基因 242-Oh, dont make me pull out the Solis family photo Album.别逼我把你们的家族相簿找出来证明 243-Its like a bunch of sea lions posing on a rock.那简直就像一群肥海狮在岩石上摆造型 244-Well, Im sorry my relatives dont measure up to 很抱歉我的亲戚没有达到你的标准 245-Thgroup of stick-thin drunks that you come from.不像你们家都瘦得像根棍子 246-All Im sang is that our daughter has a weight problem,我只是说我们女儿确实有些胖 247-And the sooner we admit it, the better. Shes only 4.-我们越早承认越好 -她才 4 岁 248-But, you know, you want her to develop a weight problem?你要想让她有肥胖问题 249-Go ahead. Nag, criticize, make her feel self-conscious.那就做吧唠叨批评让她自责吧 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 7 / 18 250-See what happens.看看会发生什么 251-And obviously I am not getting through to the twins,很明显我无法和那对双胞胎沟通 252-Because no Matter what I say, they keep pulling this crap,因为不管我怎么说他们还是那个样 253-And I am sick of it. Honey, could you.-我自己都烦了 -亲爱的你能. 254-Sorry.对不起 255-Yeah. So you- you want me to talk to them?那你想让我.让我跟他们谈谈 256-You have to. I am tired of being the bad cop.你必须得去我已经不想再作黑脸了 257-You walk the beat for a while. Fine. You know, boys this age,-你就配合一下 -好的这个年龄的男孩 258-Theyre more likely to listen to their dads anyway.他们更喜欢听父亲的 259-I-i can handle this.我处理不了了 260-I really appreciate it.真的太感激了 261-Honey, you know what Id appreciate? Could you.宝贝儿知道我会感激你什么吗能不能. 262-Sorry.不好意思 263-So Kirby has aces in the hole. Yeah.那凯碧已经胜券在握了哦 264-Whicmeans that Bobby 也就是说 265-Will have to wear a dress to school on monday. Oh! Oh, my! Okay.鲍比星期一必须得穿裙子去上学 266-Youve got to get a picture of that!你们真该照张相回来 267-Tom? Can I talk to you a sec?汤姆我们聊会儿好吗 268-Yeah.当然 269-Dont you think 你不觉得 270-You were kind of sending the wrong message in there?你表达错自己的立场了吗 271-I know we dont approve of what they did,我知道大家都不赞成他们做的 272-But you-you gotta admit.但你.你得承认 273-Come on. Starting their own casino is kind of creative.开展他们自己的赌场还是很有创意的 274-Yeah? creative like selling fake i.D.S was creative.是吗那贩卖盗版入侵检测系统也很有创意啊 275-And hot-wiring Mccluskeys car- that was a work of art.偷麦克卢斯基的车.真可算是艺术了 276-Honey, honey, this is nothing like that.亲爱的这跟那些不一样 277-I mean, look, the whole school 听着我意思是整个学校 278-Is talking about their card game.都在谈论他们的扑克游戏 279-Do you realize it was, like,你不觉得这就像 280-The place to be on a monday night?周一晚注定的活动项目吗 281-Oh, my god.上帝啊 282-What?怎么了 283-You think theyre cool.你认为他们很酷 284-Well. Yeah.好吧.是的 285-No, I mean you think theyre cool 不我是说你觉得他们很酷 286-In that you wanna be them. Oh, please.-他们做了你想做的 -有没搞错 287-You do! This is Tom, former high school Nerd,你就是那样这不就是汤姆以前高中的恶霸呀 288-Living vicarusly through his awesome-ass kids.整天嚣张跋扈臭屁冲天的小屁孩 289-Hey, I was plenty cool in high school.我高中很酷的 290-Are we redefining cool我们是不是要重新定义一下酷呀 291-To include playing trombone in the marching band?吹着长号参加游行也是酷? 292-Youre overreacting.你反应过度了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 8 / 18 293-Youre a little high-spirited, but I trust them.你情绪有点激动了但我相信他们 294-So Ive decided to unground them for the homecoming dance.所以我决定允许他们参加返校舞会 295-But I told them they couldnt go.但我跟他们说了不行了 296-And you told me to handle it, and I just did.但你也说让我处理呀我照做了 297-Oh, by the way, it wasnt a trombone.对了不是吹的长号 298-It was a tuba.是大号 299-Know your brass.去了解下铜管乐器吧 300-Juanita!胡安妮塔 301-You said I could have cake.你说了我可以吃蛋糕的 302-I know, but so much?我知道但没说这么大块吧 303-You couldve gone back for a second piece.你可以吃完再拿第二块呀 304-This is my second piece.这就是我拿的第二块 305-And its not Juanitas fault.胡安妮塔并没有错 306-In this kind of situation, I blame the parents.这种情况要怪也只能怪父母 307-Look, my kid would eat sugar All day long if I let her.你看要是我不管我孩子可以吃一天的糖 308-Gabys obviously one of those moms who just cant say no.盖碧明显就是不懂拒绝孩子的母亲 309-Its a shame, too. Juanita has such a pretty face.真遗憾胡安妮塔的脸蛋那么漂亮 310-Im back.我回来了 311-You want something cold?想喝点儿冰的吗 312-Well, actually,事实上 313-Im in the mood for something hot.我正想来点儿热的 314-You know.你知道吗. 315-This is why its taking four months 这就是为什么我用了四个月 316-To get my house painted.粉刷我的屋子 317-Havent you ever heard that expression,你有没有听过有种说法 318-you can have it done fast, or you can have it done right?你要么干快点儿要么干好点儿 319-I think Ill have it done right now.我想我还是现在做吧 320-Hey, Susan?苏珊你在吗 321-Mm. Uh, Lynette, its not really a good Time.勒奈特你来的真的不太是时候 322-I just need five seconds to bitch about Tom,我只要 5 秒钟来骂骂汤姆 323-And then Ill- oh, my god.过了我就.天哪 324-Your painter isnt done yet?你的粉刷匠还没弄完啊? 325-Yeah. He-hes hard to keep track of.对啊他.他不好找啊 326-Well, anyway, Tom refuses to acknowledge 管它的汤姆拒绝承认 327-That the twins are turning into juvenile delinquents.那对双胞胎快成少年犯了 328-Just the other day, I was- oh, you poor thing! You need a hug.-那天我. -你太可怜了来抱一下 329-Have you been drinking?你刚才喝酒了? 330-Sorry to have barged in,真抱歉突然闯进来 331-And thanks for letting me get that off my chest.谢谢你听我吐苦水 332-Hey, anytime that you need to talk, you just ring my bell.你想说话的时候随时来按我的门铃 333-And wait.然后等我开门 334-Okay, new rule.好了新规矩 335-From now on, sex only happens in the bedroom, door closed,现在开始要做爱只能在卧室门锁Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 9 / 18 好 336-Between the hours of 7:00 and 10:00 p.M. You know what?-在晚上 7 点到 10 点之间 -知道吗 337-Itd be a hell of a lot easier for me to follow the rules 如果你告诉我理由要我遵守这些见鬼的规矩 338-If I knew why they existed. I just dont want my friends to know.-可能会容易一些 -我只是不想我的朋友们知道 339-Why? You-you ashamed of me?为什么跟我在一起很丢脸? 340-No, of course not.不怎么可能 341-Its just. Complicated.只是.太复杂了 342-Im just a simple guy,我做人很坦率 343-So I cant be your dirty little secret.我不能做你见不得人的小秘密 344-I need more from you.我想要更多 345-Im sorry. I cant give that to you.对不起我无法回应你的要求 346-Honey, I know you wanna go home and watch your cartoons,宝贝儿我知道你想回家看卡通 347-But you had a lot of cake,但你吃太多蛋糕了 348-So I was thinking Id take you to the park.所以我打算带你去公园 349-That way, you could run around and get some nice, fun exercise.那样你可以到处跑跑做点儿有趣的运动 350-No.不要 351-You sure?真不要? 352-Running around in the sun and fresh air 奔跑在阳光下呼吸着新鲜的空气 353-Would make you feel good.是很棒的哦 354-Mm. No.恩.不要 355-Okay.你还好吗? 356-Why dont you go throw that in the trash?那你去把那个扔了吧 357-And Im gonna get the car started.我先去发动车 358-He Juanita.胡安妮塔 359-You wanna play a new game on the way home?想不想在回家的路上玩个新游戏? 360-Winner gets a new doll. Okay.-赢了有新洋娃娃拿哦 -好啊 361-Well, come on, then!那快点儿呀 362-Mommy, what are you doing?妈咪你干嘛呀 363-Its a new game I invented, and youre winning 1 to nothing!这是我发明的新游戏你已经赢了一分了 364-Katherine! Fantastic news.凯瑟琳天大的好消息 365-whats cookin Fairview?食在美景镇 366-Is sending out a camera crew Tomorrow 明天要派人来 367-To do a piece on me and the book. Oh, which I just finished this morning.-采访我和我的书 -我今天早上刚看完 368-You read it ready? Yes. I couldnt put it down.-你看完了? -对啊我简直欲罢不能 369-But I have to tell you, at least a dozen recipes 但我不得不告诉你至少有十几个菜谱 370-Are missing a pretty crucial ingredient.都缺了相当关键的东西 371-Really?是吗 372-What?是什么? 373-My name.我的名字 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 10 / 18 374-Excuse me? Bree, your book is filled with recipes-你说什么 -布里你的书里全是 375-That we developed together,我们一起研究的菜谱 376-And-and some of them are flat-out mine. Oh, dont be silly.-有些还完全是我的心血 -别说蠢话 377-I May have based a few on your recipes,我是参考了一些你的食谱 378-But I Always changed someing.但我总是会做出一些改变 379-Like what? The font?改了什么盛菜的器皿? 380-Name one difference between this meatloaf recipe and mine.说出一点这个肉饼的做法和我的食谱的区别 381-Well, yours calls for minced curly leaf parsley.你的叫做卷欧芹叶碎末 382-Mine calls for minced flat leaf.我的叫做扁菜叶碎末 383-Its minced! Who can tell the difference?都是被剁碎了的谁看得出来有什么区别 384-Bree, you have recipes in here you cant even make.布里书上有些食谱是你根本做不出来的 385-Never heard anything so absurd.从没听过这么荒唐的事情 386-The croquembouche cake with the spun sugar netting?糖丝法式蛋糕? 387-Ive never once seen you work with molten sugar.我没有一次见过你用融掉的糖做东西 388-I always make that cake. Really, Katherine.-而我常常做这种蛋糕 -说真的凯瑟琳 389-Just because I let you execute a few eye-catching garnishes 我让你负责在食物上做吸引人的装饰 390-That gratify your need to show off,以此来满足你臭显摆的欲望 391-Doesnt mean that I cant do them just as well myself.并不意味着我自己做不出同样好的东西 392-You let me?你让我做? 393-I thought we were partners.我原以为我们是搭档 394-We are.我们的确是 395-Thats why your name is on the dedication page.这也是为什么你的名字在书的献词里 396-You were right about the dedication, Bree.你之前说的关于献词的话都是对的布里 397-It really was the least you could do.那真是你唯一能做到的了 398-18 to zero!18 比 0 399-2 more points, and youll break the record.再得两分你就打破记录了 400-Mommy, Im tired!妈妈我累了 401-Really?真的? 402-Well, I thought running through that guys sprinkler 我还以为刚才跑过那个人的洒水机时 403-Wouldve refreshed you. Now come on!那些凉水会让你神清气爽来吧继续! 404-No.不 405-Looks like mommys gonna score her first 2 points.看来妈妈要得到她的第一个两分了 406-Come on, Juanita.加油啊胡安妮塔 407-Show mommy what a winner you are.向妈妈展示你是多棒的赢家 408-Juanita!胡安妮塔 409-What are you doing?!你在干什么? 410-Juanita, stop!胡安妮塔停下来! 411-Juanita! Juanita!胡安妮塔胡安妮塔 412-And while I thought 当我在想 413-Grounding you was an appropriate punishment,禁足你们是个合适的惩罚时 414-Your dad convinced me 你们的爸爸说服了我 415-I was being a little too hard on you guys. Absolutely.-我对你们确实是有点严格 -绝对 416-And so we have decided 所以我们决定 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 11 / 18 417-To let you go to the homecoming dance tonight.允许你们参加今晚上的返校舞会 418-Thats right!就该这样 419-In your fathers convertible.开你们爸爸的敞篷车去 420-Um, um, h-h-hold on. What? Wh-等.等一下你说什么? 421-Come on, Tom. I mean, we trust them, right?别这样汤姆我们信任这些孩子不是吗 422-Yes, yes.是的是的 423-I-i would trust them more if they 我.我会更加信任他们的 424-Were driving your car. No! You dont wan-如果他们开你的车去 -不你不会想让 425-Two cool kids pulling up to homecoming in a mom car,两个这么酷的孩子开妈妈的车去返校节晚会吧 426-Especially with that big dent they put in it last month.特别是车上还有他们上个月撞的凹痕 427-Dude! Thanks! Thanks!伙计谢谢谢谢! 428-Dont thank me. Thank your father. Thanks, dad!-别谢我谢你们的爸爸 -谢谢你爸爸 429-You rock! Uh, you-whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Here-some ground rules.-你太棒了 -等等有一些基本规定 430-N-no muddy shoes on my floor mats. No-不准穿脏鞋踩车里的垫子不准. 431-Tom, relax!汤姆放轻松 432-You high-spirited kids do whatever it takes to have fun.你们这些精力充沛的孩子就尽情玩乐吧 433-And in three, two, one.倒数 3 2 1 434-Welcome back to whats cookin Fairview?欢迎回来食在美景镇 435-Were talking with Bree Van De Kamp,我们正在采访的是布里范德坎普 436-Fairviews premier caterer,美景镇的首要宴席承办人 437-Whos about to publish her very first cookbook.她正要出版第一本烹饪书 438-Bree, could you show us inside?布里你能带我们进去看看吗 439-This is my kitchen,这是我的厨房 440-And this is my staff-这些是我的员工. 441-The most gifted, hardworking team 最有天赋最努力的团队 442-A cook could ever have hoped for.他们是每个厨师都梦寐以求的 443-I cannot say enough good things about them.他们的好处是我言语无法表达的 444-So which one of you has worked with Bree the longest?你们当中谁和布里合作的时间最长? 445-That would be me.我 446-So tell me, whats it really like working with Bree?那么告诉我和布里工作是什么感觉? 447-Its inspiring.深受启发 448-There is absolutely nothing she cant do.她绝对是无所不能的 449-Katherine, Im blushing.凯瑟琳我要脸红了 450-Working with her has been.和她一起工作让我受到. 451-Such an education 很多教育 452-That i-aah!我. 453-Ah! Oh, god. Are you All right?天哪你没事吧? 454-I think I strained my wrist. God, it hurts.我想我的手腕扭伤了天啊好疼啊 455-Oh, you poor dear. Could someone please get some ice? Oh, no.真可怜谁能拿点冰块来吗太不幸了 456-Oh, and I was just about to put the spun sugar netting 我正准备把糖浆倒在 457-On our famous croquembouche.我们有名的法式蛋糕上面 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 12 / 18 458-Would you mind doing it?你介意亲自弄一下吗 459-Katherine,凯瑟琳 460-Im sure your wrist is just fine.我肯定你的手腕没有问题 461-No, its really throbbing.不真的疼得厉害 462-Okay, it looks like Bree to the rescue.好看来布里要亲自出马了 463-Be sure you get this.一定要拍到这个 464-Really something to see.非常值得一看 465-The secret to spinning sugar 搅拌糖浆的秘诀在于 466-Is this special whisk 这个特别的搅拌器 467-That makes lovely gossamer threads.它能做出漂亮的蛛丝网 468-Careful, dear.留心啊亲爱的 469-Youre clumping. I can see that.-你被粘住了 -我知道 470-That stuffs hot!这个东西好烫啊 471-Sorry.对不起 472-Oops!糟糕 473-So thats your idea of exercise? Having her run after a car?这就是你锻炼的主意? 让她在车后面跑? 474-Carlos, our daughter sucked down half a sheet cake,卡洛斯我们的女儿吃掉了半块蛋糕 475-And afterwards, no one could find the candles.而且之后没有人能找到蜡烛 476-Wake up! We have got a problem!清醒点吧我们有麻烦了 477-I just dont think the solution is to humiliate her.我只是觉得不需要用羞辱她来解决问题 478-Now even if shes. Heavy,即便她很.重 479-Doesnt she have the right to feel good about herself?难道她就没有保持良好自我感觉的权利吗 480-Hey, Im protecting her. She doesnt know the truth yet.我是在保护她她还不知道真相 481-Women only have five seconds to be young d beautiful,女人年轻漂亮的时间不过一瞬 482-And then its gone.之后就人老珠黄了 483-And then before you know it, were old and fat and married 在你留意到之前我们已经又老又胖而且结婚了 484-And wondering where our beauty went.还在思索我们的美丽去了哪儿 485-Gaby.盖碧. 486-No, Carlos. I mean.不卡洛斯我的意思是. 487-Sometimes Im glad you cant see me.有时候我很高兴你看不见我 488-Five years and two kids 五年过去了还有两个孩子 489-And no Time for facials or the gym.没有时间做脸或者去健身房 490-It just. Takes a toll.这样的损失很大 491-And when Edie same the other day,那天伊迪看见我的时候 492-It was like she didnt even recognize me.她甚至已经认不出我来了 493-Listen to me.听我说 494-Nobody knows your face better than I do.没人比我更清楚你的脸庞 495-And I see it every Time I kiss you.每一次亲你的时候我都知道 496-In 5 years or 50,不管 5 年还是 50 年 497-You will Always be beautiful.你永远都那么美 498-Hear me?听见了吗 499-And now to finish,就要完成了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 13 / 18 500-You simply transfer your spun sugar 你只要把棉花糖绕到 501-To the croquembouche 焦糖奶油松饼塔上 502-And gracefully drape it around 然后轻轻地缠绕成 503-In a delicate swirl.优美的垂帘状就可以了 504-Did I meion that you.我有没有说过. 505-Probably shouldnt be wearing jewelry 在装饰棉花糖的时候 506-While working with spun sugar? Um.不要戴珠宝首饰? 507-Well, theres no law that says it has to be a delicate veil.其实并没有法律规定必须是优美的垂纱 508-I mean, it could really just be a beautiful, um,我是说可以只是美丽的 509-Little, uh, white.小巧的白色的. 510-Ribbon.带状 511-Turn off the damn camera.关掉那该死的摄像机 512-Ah, actually, my wrist is feeling a little better.事实上我的手腕感觉好点了 513-Why dont I give it a shot?要不然让我试试? 514-Whatcha doing?你在干嘛? 515-Okay, where are they? Its 30 minutes past curfew.孩子们在哪儿已经过了门禁 30 分钟了 516-Actually, its 32.事实上是 32 分钟 517-If there is a single scratch on that car-如果车上有哪怕一小道划痕. 518-I mean, after All the Time that I spent restoring that thing.我是说我花了那么长时间修车. 519-Yeah. Remember when you spent the entire day on the internet 是啊还记得你曾在网上挂了一整天 520-Trying to find a new gearshift knob?就为了找一个新的变档把手? 521-Worst anniversary ever.有史以来最糟的结婚纪念日 522-I cannot believe that you did this to me.我真不敢相信你这样对我 523-I know.我知道 524-That car is your baby.那车是你的宝贝 525-If only there was something I felt that intensely about.要说还有什么东西能同样让我激情彭湃 526-Oh, wait! There is- my actual babies.等等那就是我真正的宝贝们 527-You think I dont care about our boys?你觉得我不在乎我们的孩子? 528-I know you love them,我知道你爱他们 529-But sometimes you find them so cool and entertaining,但有时候你会发现他们那么酷那么有趣 530-You forget to parent them.你就会忘了以父母的身份教导他们 531-Lynette- no, listen.-勒奈特 -不听我说 532-This is important.这很重要 533-When they were little and theyd act out,他们年幼时经常盲目行事 534-And wed Always say, relax! Theyre young.我们就会说别紧张他们还小 535-When theyre older, theyll get it.等他们长大就会好的 536-Well, Tom, theyre 16 now.但汤姆现在他们已经 16 岁了 537-Not getting it.可还是没有成熟 538-We have a lot of work to do in a very short Time,我们在很短的时间里有很多事要去做 539-And if you and I arent in sync,如果你和我不同步的话 540-Im afraid its not gonna happen.我很担心没法好好教育他们 541-Hey, sorry were late. Yeah. But, dad, you have to hear this story.-对不起我们回来晚了 -爸爸你必须听听这事 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 14 / 18 542-We just pulled up at an intersection,我们刚在一个十字路口停下 543-And there were these two hot girls- I dont want to hear it.-那有两个火辣的妞. -我不想听 544-You ever hear of a thing called a cell phone?你们难道就不能先打个电话回来吗 545-Were only, like, 35 minutes late.我们不过回来晚了大约 35 分钟 546-Yeah, 35 minutes, during which Time 是 35 分钟这期间 547-Your mother and I have been worried ck.你们妈妈和我都担心死了 548-But, dad-但是爸爸. 549-You broke the rules. There are consequences.你们犯了规必须接受教训 550-Youre both grounded for a month.你们俩禁足一个月 551-This sucks! Youre only doing this 这太郁闷了你这样做不过是 552-cause you were worried about your precious car.因为你担心那辆宝贝汽车 553-You think? Get out of the way.你这样觉得? 让开 554-Any other opinions youd like to share?还有什么要说的? 555-Thank you.谢谢 556-But you didnt have to.但你不必那样. 557-That mirror was scratched.那个镜子之前就有划痕 558-I Already ordered a new one.我早就订了个新的 559-Mrs. Mccluskey! Youre still Alive!麦克卢斯基夫人你还活着哇 560-Oh, its nice to see you, too, Edie.我也很高兴见到你伊迪 561-This is my husband, Dave Williams.这是我丈夫戴伍威廉姆斯 562-So how did you two meet?你们是怎么认识的? 563-You run a free clinic or something?你是开免费诊所的还是什么? 564-Im sorry. Who are you? Karen Mccluskey,-抱歉你是? -凯伦麦克卢斯基 565-Edies best friend on the street.伊迪在这条街上最好的朋友 566-Well, its a real pleasure to meet you.见到你真高兴 567-What are you doing here?你在这干嘛? 568-Um, I just need to talk to you.我要和你谈谈 569-Not here. Go home. Ill call you.这里不行回家去我会给你打电话 570-When?几时? 571-I dont know. Later. Just go.我不知道晚点你就走吧 572-I have to say, ladies,女士们我必须要说 573-This is quite a shindig.这个派对真棒 574-Oh, Im glad youre enjoying yourself.很高兴你玩的开心 575-Yeah, I mean, theres really not a lot of people 我是说并不是有很多人 576-Who go to this much trouble to say theyre sorry. Excuse me?-愿意这么大费周折地说抱歉 -你说什么? 577-Well, the party. Its just a beautiful way to apologize.这个派对真是很好的表达歉意的方法 578-Edie, this is not a were sorry party.伊迪这不是我们很抱歉派对 579-This is a we forgive you party.而是我们原谅你派对 580-You forgive me?你们原谅我? 581-Well, I think what Gaby means is 我觉得盖碧的意思是 582-You were fairly awful to us right before you left,在你离开前你对我们实在很糟糕 583-And this is our way of welcoming you back 而这是我们欢迎你回来的方式 584-To hopefully not do it again.同时希望你以后别再犯 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 15 / 18 585-You gotta be kidding.你们开玩笑吧 586-You froze me out.你们孤立了我 587-You threatened to ruin my business,威胁要毁掉我的事业 588-And you ran me out of town.并且把我赶出了这里 589-Now its taken me five years to stop hating you.我花了五年时间不再恨你们 590-Great party, ladies.女士们很棒的派对 591-Thank you very much.非常感谢 592-Now. Mind if I steal my wife?现在.我能和我妻子呆一会吗 593-Sweetheart?甜心 594-Isnt that your painter?那是你的油漆工吗 595-Is it? I cant tell.是他吗我不确定 596-Ooh! Excuse me. Its okay.-抱歉 -没事 597-Didnt they pay the bill?他们没付电费吗 598-All right. Calm down. Ill take care of it.没事大家冷静我会处理的 599-You, come with me.你跟我来 600-Why would you humiliate me in front of my friends?你干嘛在我的朋友们面前羞辱我? 601-Are you a lunatic?你神经病吗你? 602-I-im just trying to get through to you.我.我只不过想接近你 603-And, yeah, its making me kinda crazy.并且没错这让我有点疯狂 604-Susan. Why cant I meet your friends?苏珊.为什么我不能见你的朋友呢? 605-I mean, am I really that horrible?我是说我真那么讨人厌吗 606-No, of course not. My friends would love you.不当然不是我的朋友们会喜欢你的 607-Then what is the problem?那还有什么问题呢 608-The problem is,问题是 609-If you meet my friends, then were in a relationship,如果你见了我的朋友那我们就是在谈恋爱了 610-And I cant be in a relationship right now.而现在我不能谈恋爱 611-But i-i promise, Ill make you very happy.但我.我保证我会让你幸福的 612-Well, Maybe I dont deserve to be happy.或许我根本不配得到幸福 613-A few years ago.几年前. 614-There was this car accident.发生了一场交通事故. 615-A bad one.很严重 616-Take the high road?走正道? 617-Did you hear what those smug bitches said to me?你听见那些幸灾乐祸的女人说我什么了吗 618-Edie, its important these people like us.伊迪让这些人喜欢我们很重要 619-Its our home now.现在这是我们的家了 620-I never shouldve let you talk me into moving back here.我真不该听你的劝搬回来的 621-Why? Why were you so gung ho on Wisteria Lane?为什么为什么你这么想搬来紫藤街? 622-Listen to your husband. We can be happy here,相信你的丈夫我们在这儿会很幸福的 623-But we need these people to like us.但我们得让这些人喜欢我们 624-Why?为什么 625-Itll just make everything easier.这会让一切都容易些 626-That was an accident.那是场事故 627-Susan, you cant feel guilty about it.苏珊你不必为此感到内疚的 628-You know what, Jackson? Youre not gonna say anything 知道吗杰克森你什么都不用说 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第一集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 16 / 18 629-I havent Already heard a million Times.这些话我都听过无数次了 630-I-i only told you because i.我.我告诉你这些是因为我. 631-I just want you to understand 我希望你明白 632-Why I cant let you in my life.为什么我不能接受你 633-Well.那么. 634-Do you mind if I hang out for the next few months 你介不介意我在这留几个月 635-And see if you change your mind?看你是否会改变主意? 636-Yeah, I guess I could handle that.好吧我想这我能接受 637-Well, why dont you.好了为什么你不去. 638-Go have fun with your friends?跟你的朋友们一起玩玩呢 639-And just call me when youre free.等你有空的时候给我电话 640-Okay.好吧 641-Please, Danielle. You have no right to take him.求你了丹妮尔你没有权利带他走 642-I have every right. Hes my kid.我当然有权利他是我的孩子 643-Danielle, we agreed I would raise him.丹妮尔我们说好由我抚养他的 644-We agreed it would be best!我们都认为那样才是最好的 645-You said it would be best! Ive had no say in anything!你认为那样最好我根本没的选择 646-But I am married now, and Leos a lawyer.但我现在已经结婚了里奥是个律师 647-So do yourself a favor and dont try to fight this!所以你省省力气吧别再跟我争了 648-Please, Danielle, we can have any arrangement you like.求你了丹妮尔我们可以照你喜欢的做 649-Please, just dont take him!但是请别带走他 650-For god sakes, Orsons gone.上帝啊奥森走了 651-You kids are grown. Benjamins All I have!你们都长大了本杰明就是我的一切 652-Youre just gonna have tfind something else.你还是去找些其他的东西吧 653-Honey, come to bed. Its after 2:00.亲爱的上床来已经 2 点多了 654-The cooking show agreed to redo my segment.烹饪节目同意重新录制我那部分了 655-I wanna make sure its perfect this Time.我要确保这次一切完美 656-Well, I wont tell you how to run your business.我不会告诉你怎么经营事业 657-Its your baby.那就像你的孩子 658-Yes, it is.是的没错 659-Hey. Um, m.J. Ready?M.J.准备好了吗 660-Yeah, hes upstairs waiting for you.是的他在楼上等你呢 661-I told you the brak

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