内容简介：: Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 1 / 17 1- Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇S02E23 2-Previously on Desperate Housewives.绝望主妇第二季 23 集前情提要 3-She packed up the kids and the puppy and left.她整理了行李就带着小孩和小狗离开了 4-Packed them up? Why?She followed you to Atlantic City.-整理行李? 为什么? -她跟踪你到亚特兰大 5-She knows about your other woman.她已经知道你有其他女人了 6-Things went from bad.事情从糟糕的地步发展到 7-Put your hands where I can see them.把你的手举到我们看得见的地方 8-.to considerably worse.无法收拾的局面 9-Man, shes good.她太阴险了 10-Looks like the insemination was successful.看来这次人工受精很成功 11-Oh!- Oh my God!And even the good news.甚至好消息 12-Shes the priority now.Shes the mother of my child!她现在是家里最重要的人她是我孩子的母亲 13-.came with a catch.也不是完全都是好的 14-Given any thought to staying at my place?I think Im gonna have to pass.-是否考虑一下住到我家来呢？ -我想还是不了 15-No, Im stronger than people give me credit for.我比人们想的要更坚强 16-But sometimes, once you accept the truth.但有时一旦你接受了事实 17-you discover that youre capable.你会发现你自己可以 18-Lets just get out of here!我们离开这里吧 19-.of accomplishing.做成 20-Id like to admit myself for psychiatric observation.我想我需要入院观察 21-Im about to have a nervous breakdown.我很快就要精神失常了 22-.almost anything.几乎任何事情 23-Its a fact of life in every neighborhood:这就是现实生活，在每个居民区 24-People move in,有人搬进来 25-and people move out.有人离开 26-Although very few of them pack up and leave at 2oclock in the morning.虽然她们当中很少有人会在凌晨 2 点整理行李搬家 27-But it wasnt the first time that Betty Applewhite had tried to leave in the middle of the night.但这已经不是 betty applewhite 一家第一次在午夜搬家了 28-It had happened once before 以前曾发生过一次 29-in Chicago.在芝加哥 30-The same night one of her sons tried to break up with his girlfriend,.在她的一个儿子想跟女友分手的那个晚上 31-.a young woman named Melanie Foster.一个叫 melanie foer 的年轻女孩 32-Are you kidding? You cannot dump me!I do not get dumped!你开什么玩笑？你不能把我甩了，我是不会被甩的 33-If anyone is getting dumped here, its you.However you want to spell it, its fine. OK?-如果这里有人被甩的话，也应该是你 -你怎么想都可以，行了吧 34-I just want out. I just want out!我只想你出去！我只想你出去！ 35-OK. Matthew.好了 matthew 36-maybe I am a bitch sometimes,可能有时候我是有点贱 37-but there are advantages to dating someone like me.但是跟像我这样的女孩约会还是有好处的 38-And I know that you know what Im talking about.你明白我指什么 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 2 / 17 39-Melanie, my mother is in the other room-你 -melanie 我妈妈在另外一个房间 40-Are you crazy?你疯了吗？ 41-Clearly, we cant have a serious discussion here.很明显我们是不能在这里进行严肃的讨论 42-Why dont you meet me at the lumberyard at nine?我们明天早上 9 点在贮木场见面如何？ 43-Melanie, its over.-Melanie -怎么？ 44-Well, even more reason for you to show up.我们结束了 45-No one can say goodbye better than I do.只要你来了我可以比任何人更洒脱的说再见 46-Oh, its about time.美妙的时刻到了 47-caleb? Caleb! 48-What are you doing here? Wheres Matthew?你在这里干吗？ matthew 在哪里? 49-I got here first.我比他先到这里 50-I know a shortcut.我知道一条捷径 51-Does Matthew know that youre here?matthew 知道你来这里吗？ 52-No.不知道 53-He. he doesnt want to be with you anymore.他他不想跟你在一起了 54-What does that have to do with you?那跟你有什么关系？ 55-See, I thought.我在想 56-maybe I could be your boyfriend now.或许我现在可以做你男朋友了 57-What?什么？ 58-I love you.我爱你 59-Oh God, please tell me someone put you up to this! No?上帝！是别人叫你这样说的吧不是吗？ 60-Could you be serious?因为如果你是认真的 61-Its too pathetic!那太可悲了 62-What the hell are you doing?上帝！你到底在做什么？！ 63-Get off of me, you.!离我远点，你这个疯子 64-Melanie?melanie? 65-Yes, a year had come and gone since the Applewhites had left Chicago.是的 applewhite 一家离开芝加哥已经有一年了 66-And Betty thought they could again slip away in the middle of the night.betty 以为这次她们一样可以在午夜偷偷溜走 67-Once we move, hows Matthew goin to find us?一旦我们离开了 matty 怎样才能找到我们呢? 68-Caleb, I think this is going to be you and me from now on.Caleb 我想从今往后就只有你和我了 69-Up with your hands! Put your hands up!别动举起你的手 70-But as she soon discovered,但她很快发现在市郊想要溜走并不容易 71-its not that easy to slip away in the suburbs.因为在市郊居民区 72-Because in suburbia, once the neighbors hear you going,一旦邻居知道你要离开 73-they all insist on showing up.他们都会来 74-to say goodbye.给你送行 75-Everyone must choose the road they will take in life.每个人都必须选择这一生她们要走的路 76-And for a special few,that road would lead to Wisteria Lane.对于个别人来说这条路是通向 wisteria lane 的 77-They all arrive the exact same way:他们都以同样的方式到达这里 78-driving up in their overloaded trucks,开着超载的卡车 79-bringing with them their expensive antiques and ordinary dreams.带着昂贵的古董和平常人的梦想 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 3 / 17 80-I remember the first moment I saw each of them.我还记得我第一次见到他们时的情景 81-I met Susan Mayer the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.susan mayer 搬来的当天我就见到她了 82-Ah! OK, break times over.好了休息时间结束 83-She seemed so delightfully confident, I couldnt help but feel intimidated.她显得特别的自信我不禁觉得有些惧怕 84-Oh! Oh!That feeling quickly passed.这种感觉很快就消失贻尽了 85-Help!帮忙啊 86-Can anybody hear me?有没有人听到我说话啊 87-Julie?Julie?! 88-I need you to try to unlock the door!Oh, what am I thinking, shes too.你把门打开我在说什么？她才两岁 89-OK. I need you to unbuckle yourself 好吧，你自己解开扣带 90-and try to find a neighbor!然后找一个邻居 91-But dont cross the street!但是不要过马路 92-Just tell the neighbor that your mommys stuck in a big truck!告诉邻居，妈妈被困在一辆大卡车里了 93-Oh, yes! My God, I have a genius baby!天啊！我有一个天才宝宝 94-Hi.-你好 -你好 95-I have a normal baby.我只是有个平常的宝宝 96-Im Mary Alice.I live across the street.我是 mary alice 就住对街 97-Susan Mayer. Thank you so much!我叫 Susan mayer 非常感谢 98-If my husband had had to rescue me 如果要等到我丈夫来给我解围 99-I would have never heard the end of it.恐怕我再也听不到结局是如何了我真是笨手笨脚 100-He thinks Im a total klutz. - Oh, please, thats what neighbors are for.邻居本来就应该相互帮忙的啊 101-Well, welcome to Wisteria Lane.欢迎来到 wisteria lane 102-When youre finished unpacking,why dont you come over for a cup of coffee?你把行李都整理好后就过来喝杯咖啡，如何？ 103-Oh, wow!I have a neighbor who just asked me over for coffee.哇有邻居邀请我到她家喝咖啡 104-Im sorry. You must think Im a lunatic.Oh, no, no, I dont.-你肯定认为我是个疯子 -不会不会 105-I think youre charming.我觉得你很迷人 106-And your baby looks like a genius to me.还有你的宝宝在我看来就是天才 107-Oh, she is.是的，她是 108-And were gonna be so happy here.我们在这里都会很幸福的 109-Look at your new home.看看你的新家 110-Youre not gonna walk me into a wall, are you?Of course not,-你不会是让我钻到墙里面去吧？ -当然不是 111-but when you see it for the first time,I want you to get the whole impact.但是当你是第一眼看到时希望你能有那种震撼的感觉 112-Ta-da!Okay, now I know its a little more cramped 我也知道这比起以前有些狭窄 113-than were used to, but we cant stay at Brees forever.但是我们不能永远呆在 bree 家啊 114-Shes gonna be coming back from that spa vacation soon.她很快就会从温泉度假胜地回来的 115-Besides, its gonna be fun.而且待在拖车里也好玩啊 116-Why are you doing this to me?你为什么要这样对我呢？ 117-I get good grades. I dont do drugs.Ive never come home pregnant.我成绩好不磕药我也没在外面乱搞怀孕 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 4 / 17 118-Honey, I am trying my hardest to stand on my own two feet.亲爱的，我只是尽力想靠自己 119-All right, Ive got six book proposals in the works.好了我有六本书的方案要做 120-Im gonna try to supervise the rebuilding of this house,but you know, I cant do it without your support.我还要监督这个房子的重建工作没有你的支持我什么也做不了 121-And I want you to be proud of me.而且我希望你能为我感到骄傲 122-Fine.好吧 123-Lets take a look inside.Ohh! Thats my girl.-带我看看里面吧 -这才是我的乖女儿 124-So. is there anything you should prepare me for?No! No, its all good.-还有什么东西你要为我准备的吗？ -没有了都全了 125-Oh! But you should know that your bed doubles as the dining table,and the toilets in the shower.不过你的床兼用做餐桌厕所就在洗澡的地方 126-Honey, look.亲爱的看 127-I bought us matching golf outfits for our lessons tomorrow.我买了情侣高尔夫 T 恤明天上课用 128-Yeah, about that. I cant go.I gotta pick up trash on the freeway.明天上课我不能去了我要在高速公路上清除垃圾 129-Im sorry?I have to do my community service.-你说什么？ -我必须要做我的社区服务工作 130-Its part of my parole, remember?这是我假释的一个条件，还记得吗？ 131-Oh, okay, well,Ill just call the country club and cancel our lessons.- No, no, no.-好吧，我会打电话给乡村俱乐部取消我们的课程 -不不不 132-I cant, I paid already. Might as well go without me.我的意思是我已经付钱了 133-I dont wanna go alone. It was your idea in the first place.-你可以自己去 -我不想自己一个人去最开始还是你出的主意 134-And Id love to be there with you, too,if I didnt have to scrape slushies and condoms 所以我也希望你能陪我一起去如果我不需要去清理 57 街那些乱七八糟的东西 135-off route . Look, whats the big deal? Just go take the stupid lesson.Fine, if you feel that way about it.-这有什么大不了的你尽管去上高尔夫球课吧 -好吧，如果你真那样想的话 136-Hey, Im sorry.对不起 137-Im just. a little on edge today.Oh, would you look at this crap?别生气了，好吗？我今天心情不太好 138-He has been doing that all day.你瞧瞧他他都看了一天了 139-Ralph has a little crush. So?Ralph 有点迷恋，那又怎样？ 140-So cant I get a gardener who isnt trying to sleep with someone in my house?难道我就找不到一个不会对这个屋子里的人有非分之想的园丁吗？ 141-You pay bucks an hour. Its all about the perks, honey.你一个小时才付 6 美元还没有额外津贴呢亲爱的 142-Susan, have you talked to Lynette?Uh, no.-Susan,你跟 lynette 谈过吗？ -没有 143-Have you tried her cell?Yeah, she isnt picking up. Do you know where she is?-你打她手机了吗？ -是的，但她没有接，你知道她现在哪里吗？ 144-Uh, no, Im sorry.Susan, I think you do.-不好意思，我不知道 -Susan 我想你是知道的 145-I really dont, Tom.Is everything okay?tom 我真的不知道发生什么事情了吗? 146-Yeah. Yeah, we just had a fight.是的是的，我们刚吵了一架 147-Listen, if you talk to her, will you please ask her to call me?如果她接你电话请你让她给我打电话，好吗？ 148-Thank you.谢谢 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 5 / 17 149-Hello?他刚刚到我这里找我了 150-He was just here.我想你应该给他打电话 151-I think you should call him.我做不到 152-I cant. I cant. Im sorry, I just cant.对不起我做不到 153-Mom! - Yeah. Hang on.好了挂了 154-Ill call you later. Okay. Bye.我晚点再打给你好再见 155-Yeah?When is Daddy coming?-怎么 -爸爸什么时候来呢？ 156-I wanna show him my dive.Hes not coming, sweetheart.-我想让他看我跳水 -亲爱的他不会来了 157-But you could show me.但是你可以跳给我看啊 158-You have to talk to Noah.你必须和 noah 谈谈 159-But he creeps me out. - Who cares?This is my life were talking about.-但他会让我发疯了的 -管它呢，我们在谈的可是我的下半辈子啊 160-I need a big-time lawyer in my corner,and where else are we gonna get that kind of money?我需要雇一流的律师我们可以从哪里筹足这笔钱呢？ 161-Noahs not gonna give me a dime if he knows its for you.Noah 不会给我一分一毫的如果他知道这是给你的 162-He hates your guts. - Tell him its for you.-他对你恨之入骨 -告诉他这是给你的 163-Tell him you want a car.Tell him youre ready for him to buy your love. Trust me.告诉他你需要一辆车告诉他你可以接受他用钱来赎回你的爱 164-Dying men are nothing if not sentimental.相信我，要死的人感情都很脆弱 165-Why do you need so much, anyway?为什么你需要那么多钱？ 166-I thought only guilty men needed expensive lawyers.我想只有有罪的人才需要请那么好的律师 167-Felicia has obviously been planning this for months.很明显，Felicia 已经策划这个阴谋几个月了 168-Who knows what other kind of evidence shes planted?谁知道她还捏造了什么其他的证据 169-With my luck, theyll open up the Martha Huber murder again,try to nail me with some DNA.说不定他们将会重新翻出 martha huber 的谋杀案用 DNA 鉴定来给我定罪 170-You swore to me that you had nothing to do with that.你对我发誓，你跟那件事毫不相干 171-I didnt.我没做 172-Look, why are we arguing?Im your father.Do what Im telling you to do.那你为什么和我争论？我是你的父亲，照我说的去做 173-Youre not my real father.你又不是我亲生父亲 174-You ungrateful little.你这个忘恩负义的 175-I rescue you from that miserable junkie.I give you a home, a life worth living,我从那个可怜的吸毒者那里把你救出来给你一个家，一个有意义的人生 176-and now you make me beg for one lousy, little favor?现在我要你帮我点小忙，都要我恳求你吗？ 177-I need the money, Zach.zach 我需要这笔钱 178-If you wont do it for me,如果你不愿意为我这么做 179-at least do it for your mother.但至少看在你母亲的份上 180-After all, she killed herself trying to protect you.毕竟她是为你不受伤害才选择自杀的 181-I met Bree Van De Kamp the first day she moved to Wisteria Lane.我遇到 bree van de kamp 是在她搬进 wisteria lane 的第一天 182-There are certain people,who, when you meet them,cant help but make a delightful first impression.这个世界上总有些人，当你与他们相遇时总会给你留下很好的第一印象 183-Hello. Im Bree Van De Kamp, your new neighbor.你好我是 bree van de kamp，你的新邻居 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 6 / 17 184-Is this your frog?这是你的青蛙吗？ 185-Bree was not one of them.Bree 并不是一个这样的人 186-Yes. Why?Well, it seems that my son stole it from your yard.-是的怎么了？ -好象我儿子从你庭院偷了它 187-Oh, well, I dont mind.If he likes it so much, hes welcome to keep it.我不介意如果他真的喜欢的话，就让他留着吧 188-Well, dont tell him that.不能这样跟他说 189-If he doesnt feel guilty, hell never learn shame.如果他不知道错的话那他永远也不会知道什么是羞耻 190-Hey, whats going on?怎么了？ 191-Oh. Um, this is our new neighbor.It seems her son accidentally took my garden frog.这是我们新来的邻居她儿子不小心拿了我们花园的青蛙 192-Oh.Please dont make excuses for him.That is exactly what his father does.请不要为他找借口了，他爸爸就经常这样做 193-Rex!Rex 194-This is my husband Rex.这是我的丈夫 rex 195-Hi. Were not weird. We just seem like we are.我们不古怪，我们就是这样的 196-And this is my son.这是我们的儿子 197-the criminal.那个小罪犯 198-Go on.说啊 199-Im sorry I stole from you.对不起我从你们那里偷了青蛙 200-Just so you know, my mom did teach me right from wrong,只是你们应该知道我妈妈确实教过我什么是对的什么是错的 201-so my actions should in no way influence your opinion of her as a parent.所以我的行为并不能说明她就不是个好母亲 202-Wow.- Well, is there anything youd like to say to my son?你有什么话对我儿子说的吗？ 203-Feel free to be harsh.要责备就尽管责备好了 204-No, Im. Im good.不，我没什么要责备的 205-Well, now that weve finished with all this unpleasantness,那么我们现在已经结束了所有这些不开心的事情 206-I want to assure you that we are going to be good neighbors,我可以很确定的告诉你我们将会成为好邻居的 207-and I hope in time, great friends.而且我希望一段时间以后会成为好朋友 208-That sounds. lovely.那听起来太棒了 209-Come on.来吧 210-Oh, wait. Im-Im sorry.等等对不起 211-It was Rex, Andrew and.这是 rex andrew 和 212-what was your name again?你叫什么名字？ 213-Bree?Bree? 214-What?什么？ 215-Youre Bree Van De Kamp, right?你是 bree van de kamp，对吗？ 216-Do I know you?我认识你吗? 217-Orson Hodge.Uh,Orson hodge 218-Susans dentist friend.susan 的牙医朋友 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 7 / 17 219-We met after her house burned down.她房子烧毁后我们见过一面 220-Oh. Im so sorry.I didnt recognize you.不好意思我没有认出是你 221-Small world, huh?这个世界还真小啊 222-Yes. Uh, excruciatingly so.很不幸就是这样 223-Ah.What are you doing here?你在这里做什么？ 224-Well, three or four times a week,I visit my. my friend.我在拜访我的朋友，一个星期两、三次 225-What about you?你呢？ 226-Oh, I just thought itd be a lovely place to take a nice, long rest.我刚才在想这是一个好地方想给自己放轻松的假期 227-Um, listen,I told my friends that I was,听着，我告诉朋友 228-um, I was at a spa,so if you run into Susan,我在温泉度假胜地，如果你遇到 susan 229-I- Your secret is safe.-我 -我会替你保密的 230-And seriously.I am not like these other people.说真的我不像这里的其他人 231-Oh, I can tell.我看的出来 232-A real lady always stands out in a crowd.一个真正的贵妇哪里都与众不同 233-Well, that was. very sweet.那个你的话太贴心了 234-Enjoy your rest,好好享受你的假期吧 235-Bree Van De Kamp.bree van de kamp 236-Boy, do I feel for you.朋友我真是跟你有同感 237-Trying to convince your friends that youre still normal,你试图让你朋友相信你还正常 238-and youre surrounded by a bunch of loons.即使你的周围都是疯子 239-You, too?你也是这样的情况？ 240-Oh, please.Dr. Barr goes out of his way to make me feel like a complete psychopath.Barr 医师竭尽所能让我觉得自己是个疯子 241-I think hes crazier than the patients, actually.我想他其实比病人还不正常 242-You know that,你知道那个 243-um, that woman in the wheelchair?坐在轮椅的那个女人? 244-她又是怎么回事呢? Whats her story? 245-Yeah, shes a kooky one.她很怪僻 246-She hasnt spoken a word since she got here.到这里以后，她没有说过一句话 247-She just sits there all day long waiting for your friend to come and visit.她只是整天坐在那里，等着朋友来看她 248-He talks to her for hours,but I dont even think she can hear him.他每次跟她聊几个小时但我想她什么也没有听进去 249-Oh, hi.You said to stop by for coffee sometime.你说让我有时间过来喝杯咖啡的 250-I got coffee.我买了咖啡 251-So I cant believe you caught me spraying for ants.I must look like a wreck.不好意思让你撞见我在和蚂蚁大战了我看起来狼狈极了 252-Actually, you look kinda sexy.事实上，你看着有些性感 253-Youve gotta be kidding.你是在开玩笑吧 254-Oh, the way youre taking charge.its impressive.你自己独立生存的方式，让人印象很深刻 255-Theyre just ants, and theyre tiny.它们只是蚂蚁而已，它们那么小 256-Of course, they do outnumber me.当然，但它们数量庞大 257-Oh, you said you wanted to handle things yourself,and youre making it happen. Its good to see.你说Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 8 / 17 过你要自己处理自己的事情而且你做到了很好啊 258-Thanks.谢谢 259-Even if it does mean youre not in the market for a relationship right now.即使这样意味着目前，你并不想谈恋爱 260-Oh. Did I say that?我这样说过吗？ 261-You certainly implied it.你当然暗示过 262-Well, sometimes I say things I dont mean.有时候我说了，但并不就是我想的啊 263-I blame it on my frequent exposure to ant spray.我想这应该怪我喷洒杀蚂蚁药水太频繁了 264-What the hell is this?Karl. What do you want?-这到底是什么鬼东西 -Karl 你到底想要怎么样？ 265-Well, I cant believe youre forcing our daughter to live in a house with wheels.我不敢相信你居然逼迫我们的女儿住在带轮子的房子里 266-I think we need to talk about this.Its temporary,-我想我们是要好好谈谈这个问题 -这只是临时的 267-and if you dont mind, Im having coffee.如果你不介意的话，我在喝咖啡 268-Oh, its okay, Susan.没有关系 susan 269-Hey, sorry. I dont mean to chase you out, buddy,不好意思，我并不是要把你赶出去 270-but, uh, this is really a family thing.但这个确实是家庭内部的事情 271-Oh, no, I understand.-我理解 -很好 272-Cool.Ill call you later.我晚点给你打电话 273-Youve got a great swing.你打的很好嘛 274-You just need a little help around the greens.你在球场上只需要一点小小的帮助 275-You know what they say, drive for show,你知道别人怎么说吗？挥球棒是给别人看的 276-putt for dough. Am I right?轻轻一击入洞才是真本事我说的对吧? 277-That is so true.All right. Ill see you out there.-真是太对了 -好吧，我们外头见 278-Okay.好的 279-Make me something strong. I have nine more holes with that guy.给我来杯提神的饮料我和那个家伙还有 9 个洞要打 280-Jim, it was just an hour agoJim 一个小时前 281-that the road crew working here on route 在 57 街施工的建筑工目睹了他们的一个成员 282-saw a member of their own killed by oncoming traffic.被迎面开来的汽车当场撞死 283-The victim was a Hispanic male in his early 40 s 受害人是个西班牙男性，大概 40 岁左右 284-who, for years, was a prominent businessman in the area.在这一带是个显赫的生意人 285-Police arent releasing a name until the next of kin can be notified.在通知亲属前，警察还不愿意公开姓名 286-We, of course, will keep you updated on any late-breaking developments as this tragic story unfolds.我们会随时报道最新动态 287-Reporting live from route 57 ,this is Craig Siyumina.Back to you.这是从 57 街发回的现场报道 288-Mrs. Solis!Solis 夫人! 289-Why you home?你怎么在家？ 290-Carlos is dead, Xiao-Mei.Carlos 死了晓梅 291-No, please dont kill him.不要杀他啊 292-No, you dont understand. Hes already dead.你误会了，他已经死了 293-There was an accident.Hes all over the highway.是个交通事故，在高速公路上 294-No.不 295-he in kitchen.他在厨房 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 9 / 17 296-Hey, babe. Why you home so early?宝贝，你怎么回家那么早 297-Oh, honey!亲爱的 298-Oh, youre not dead!你没有死！ 299-Who said I was dead?谁说我死了？ 300-The police. They called me.警察他们给我打了电话 301-What are you talking about?你在说什么？ 302-Honey, they didnt know all the details,亲爱的，他们也不是很了解事情的经过 303-but a witness said that they saw you 但有个目击证人说 304-run into the carpool lane to pick up a lawn chair that had fallen off some truck,你到行车道上捡一个从卡车上掉下来的草坪躺椅 305-and then a bus hit you right in front of the road crew.然后你就在清理道路的工人面前被车撞了 306-Why arent you at the road crew?你怎么没有去呢？ 307-I paid Ralph to go in my place.我付钱让 ralph 替我去了 308-What?什么？ 309-Well, Carlos, they had your name.carlos，他们还以为是你 310-Oh, no. Poor Ralph.可怜的 ralph 311-Oh!Why is your back all sweaty?为什么你的背上都是汗？ 312-I was working out on the treadmill.我在用脚踏车锻炼身体 313-Barefoot?赤着脚？ 314-For Gods sakes, Gabrielle, Ralph just died,看在上帝的份上 gabrielle ralph 刚刚死了 315-and youre worried about my feet?你却在担心我的脚 316-I mean, what the hell is wrong with you?我是说你到底怎么回事？ 317-My fault.- Sorry.-我的错 -对不起 318-You must find that very peaceful.你肯定发现那样让你心绪很平静 319-Why would you assume that?你为什么会这么认为呢？ 320-Because thats all youve been doing for three sessions.因为你已经做了 3 期这样的治疗了 321-I still dont know anything about you,我依然对你一无所知 322-except that you rake in remarkably straight lines.除了你能很快画出直线以外 323-Is that what youre doing, asking me all those ridiculous questions about my childhood,trying to get to know me?这就是你做的事情吗？尽问我一些滑稽的问题关于我的童年你想了解我？ 324-Well, heres a clue. Im not crazy.I just have a few issues.这里有点我可以说我精神很正常我只是有些棘手难题 325-And psychotherapy is how we help you deal with those issues.精神疗法就是我们怎样帮助你处理这些问题 326-What kind of treatment did you think you were going to get?你觉得你将会给予什么样的治疗？ 327-Honestly, I was hoping that youd medicate the hell out of me.老实讲我希望你们能给我配些药让我不要有希奇古怪的想法 328-You dont need anything stronger than what Ive already prescribed for you.你不需要用比我们给你配的药效更强的药了 329-I have aspirin at home that packs more of a punch.我家里有阿斯匹灵一大堆 330-It says here your husband died,这里写着你丈夫死了 331-you had a boyfriend who killed himself,你有个男朋友他自杀了 332-and you suffer from alcoholism.你自己酗酒成瘾 333-Thats a lot of trauma for one year.这一年给你造成了太多的伤痛 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 10 / 17 334-What about your kids?你的孩子呢？ 335-Oh, theyre fine.他们很好 336-Andrew is backpacking through Europe,Andrew 在欧洲旅行 337-and Danielle is away at cheerleading camp.danielle 去参加夏令营了 338-Whats your relationship with them like?你跟他们关系如何？ 339-What do you mean?Are you close?-你这话什么意思？ -你们亲密吗？ 340-Do they share things with you?他们跟你交流想法吗？ 341-What do you feel about them?你对他们感觉如何？ 342-You know, I really dont have time for this nonsense.Are you going to give me some serious drugs or not?我真的没有时间和你说这些废话你到底给不给我开药？ 343-No.Fine. Then Im going back to my room.-不开 -好吧那我回房间了 344-You know, Bree, I cant force you to open up to me,bree 我不能强迫你对我敞开心扉 345-but I can make it easier for you to focus on your problems.但那样可以更好解决你的问题 346-And how are you going to do that?你准备怎么做呢？ 347-Im going to tell the orderliesto confiscate all your personal items.我要让整理房间的人没收你的所有私人物品 348-I committed myself voluntarily.我是自己自愿接受治疗的 349-When you signed those papers, I became responsible for your well-being,那你在那些文件上签字的时候我就有责任帮助你恢复健康 350-and I will help you in any way I see fit.- I dont need that much help,我会用自己觉得合适的方式来帮助你 351-because I am not like your other patients.- Oh, sure you are.我不需要那么多的帮助因为我不象你其他的病人 352-You just dont know it yet.你当然需要只是你自己还不清楚而已 353-Your son confessed to murder. Weve got it on tape.你儿子供认不讳我们已经录制口供了 354-My son has the mind of a child, detective.我儿子的智力只不过是小孩的水平侦探 355-Hed confess to sinking the Titanic.他还说过泰塔尼克号是他弄沉的呢 356-This letter was sent some months ago to the Chicago police,这是几个月前寄给芝加哥警察局的一封匿名信 357-saying the person they arrestedfor the Melanie Foster murder was innocent.说他们抓的涉嫌melanie foster 谋杀案的那个人是无辜的 358-We have a hunch you wrote it.我们觉得这是你写的 359-Really? I didnt know hunches were considered evidence in a court of law.是吗? 我想感觉不能作为法庭的证据吧？ 360-They arent.是的 361-But this is.但事情是这样的 362-We found some of the assailants DNA on this jacket.我们在这件夹克上发现了凶手的 DNA 363-Now all we need is a matching sample.我们现在所需的只是匹配样本 364-You, by any chance, recognize the jacket?是不是有可能你认得这件夹克 365-Its not Calebs.它不是 caleb 的 366-You can try and deny it,你可以试图否认 367-but.No.-但是 -不 368-You dont understand.你不会理解的 369-That jacket belongs to my other son.这件夹克是我另外一个儿子的 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 11 / 17 370-And out of nowhere, he just attacked me.我也不知道他现在去了哪里他刚才还袭击了我 371-My brothers never been violent.我哥哥从来没有暴力倾向 372-Im sure he didnt mean to hurt you.But he did.-我敢肯定他不是故意想伤害你的 -但是他确实这样做了 373-Let me just take you home.让我带你回家吧 374-This has been pretty traumatic for me.这对我来说是无法名状的痛楚 375-I-I think that you should come over for the next few days so we can talk it out.我想你应该过几天再过来我们可以好好谈谈 376-We broke up, Mel. It is not my job to hold your hand.我们已经断绝关系了 mel 我已经没有必要帮助你了 377-Well, maybe I shouldnt go home right away.也许我不该直接回家的 378-Maybe I should go to the cops first.也许我应该先找警察的 379-The cops?I was attacked.-警察？ -我遭到攻击 380-Its my civic duty to report it, dont you think?作为一个公民应该报案对吗？ 381-Mel, I just told you that Caleb did not mean to do what he did, okay?Mel,我刚才已经告诉过你 caleb 并不是要故意那样做的清楚了吗？ 382-Melanie, please. - Screw you.-Melanie,求你了 -去你的 383-No, you cannot tell anybody about this!不，这件事情你不可以告诉任何人 384-I can tell who I want. Get your hands off me!我想告诉谁就告诉谁把手拿开！ 385-Were talking about my brother here!我们说的是我哥哥！ 386-Your brother is going to go to jail for the next ten years,你哥哥要坐十年牢 387-so I say let go!所以我说你还是放弃吧 388-Hey, Melanie!What?!-Melanie! -干嘛?! 389-You leave my family alone!你离我的家人远点！ 390-We all met Lynette Scavo the day she moved on to Wisteria Lane.我们都见过 lynette scavo 就在她搬进 wisteria lane 那一天 391-We quickly decided she would be our friend,我们很快就决定她会是我们的朋友 392-mostly because we were afraid to have her as an enemy.很大程度上是因为我们觉得她会是个很可怕的敌人 393-.playing Russian roulette with my ovaries and.- Lynette!-你把我的卵巢当赌具，还 -lynette! 394-Hi.- Hi.-你好 -你好 395-Hi. Uh, we just wanted to come welcome you to the neighborhood.嘿，恩我们只是想来欢迎你 396-Um, but we could come back later.- Yeah.恩不过我们可以等会再来 397-No, wait. Actually, wait.This is perfect.-对 -别走,请等等 398-You know why? Because we need some impartial judges 你们来的刚好知道为什么吗？因为我们需要几个公正的评判 399-.- Lynette.Lynette 400-Lets suppose your husband begged you to get pregnant-假设你的丈夫求你怀孕 401-begged you- and out of the goodness of your heart,you agreed, even though it might derail your career.一直求你，然后你出于善良的本性答应了，即便这可能影响你的事业 402-You agreed to a baby. A baby, singular.你答应生个孩子生“一个”孩子 403-Lynette, weve just met these people.Lynette,我们不过刚刚认识这些人 404-Then- then you go in for an ultrasound, and you hear two heartbeats.然后你去做超声波检查你听Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 12 / 17 到了两个孩子的心跳 405-Then and only then does your husband tell you that twins run in his family.那个时候直到那个时候你丈夫才告诉你双胞胎是他们家的传统 406-I didnt think it was that big a deal!我没觉得这件事情有什么大不了的啊 407-Your family had eight sets of twins over three generations,你们家在三代人里就有八对双胞胎 408-not to mention your relatives in Kentucky with triplets!这还不算你们在肯塔基州生三胞胎的亲戚！ 409-Triplets! So I ask you,do I not deserve to punish this man severely?想想吧，三胞胎！我想问问你们我难道不应该好好惩罚这个男人吗？ 410-Well, actually, I think that twins are genetically determined by the mother.恩，事实上，我认为双胞胎应该是由母亲一方决定的 411-What are you, a scientist?你是干什么的？科学家吗？ 412-No. No, I write childrens books.不，不我是儿童作家 413-Um, we, uh, just came over to introduce ourselves,恩，我们，我们只是来介绍一下自己的 414-but we can, um, do that at another time.但是，我们我们可以下次再来 415-No, wait. Please stay. Its okay.别走，请留下来没关系的 416-Were okay. Were okay, right?我们不介意我们不介意，对吧？ 417-Honey, we dont wanna freak out the new neighbors.亲爱的，我们不想把新邻居吓坏对吧 418-Im sorry that you saw my panic attack.I wont let it happen again,我很抱歉让你们看到我被吓着的样子我不会再那样了 419-especially since this is my last pregnancy.特别是考虑到这是我最后一次怀孕了 420-Right. Youre the boss. Im just your love slave.没错，你是老大我是你爱情的奴隶 421-Aww.Well, dont encourage him.别鼓励他 422-Honey, clearly, our new neighbors consent that you have been gifted with a phenomenal husband.亲爱的，我们的新邻居显然，上天赐予了你们一个标准好老公 423-Cannonball!炮弹 424-Guys?Could you come here for a second?小家伙们你们能过来一下吗？ 425-We need to have a serious talk.我们要认真谈一谈 426-Okay, we have had a great. vacation,好，我们放了一长长的假期 427-but tomorrow were going home.但是明天，我们就要回家了 428-Except were not going to our home.但是，我们不是回自己家 429-Were gonna go stay with grandma.我们要和奶奶呆在一起 430-Is Dad gonna be there?爸爸会去那吗？ 431-No, Dad is not gonna be there,不，爸爸不去 432-but he. he is gonna come and see you guys all the time.但是他会经常去看你们的 433-We are still gonna be a family.我们还是一家人 434-Its just-只是 435-We wont be living in the same place anymore.我们不会住在一起了 436-So.那么 437-is there any questions you wanna ask me?你们有什么问题问我吗？ 438-Can we go swimming now?我们能去游泳了吗？ 439-yey 好耶！ 440-Cannonball!炮弹! 441-Mike, what a surprise.Mike,好巧啊 442-Yeah. Hows it goin?是啊，你怎么样? Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 13 / 17 443-Good, good. Im.just came in to get a new battery for my watch.挺好的，我只是来给我的表买块新电池 444-So, whatcha doin?你呢？ 445-Oh, just buying something for my grandma.哦，我来给我奶奶买些东西 446-Its her th birthday.Here we go.-她要过 90 岁大寿了 -就是它了 447-This will sweep her right off her feet.她肯定要感动死了 448-Its elegant, and she can build on it for anniversaries.它很典雅，周年庆的时候也能用 449-Lucky grandma.幸运的奶奶 450-You dog. Youre gonna ask Susan to marry you, arent you?你这个家伙你要向 susan 求婚对吗？ 451-I didnt say that.- Man, Im cool.-我可没说 -老兄，我无所谓的 452-As far as Im concerned,Susans old news, so.Mazel tov.对我来说都已经过去了祝你好运 453-I dont suppose theres any hope of you keeping your mouth shut about this, is there?I wanted to surprise her.我没法指望你保密对吧？我本来想给她个惊喜 454-Oh, trust me, brother. Shell be surprised,哦，相信我，老兄她会感到惊讶的 455-and not just by how small that rock is.而且不是因为钻石太小而惊讶 456-Look, I-I know its an expensive car,我，我知道这车很贵 457-but I need one, so can I get the money?但是我很需要能给我钱吗？ 458-Youre a lousy liar, kid.I read the papers.孩子，你不会撒谎 459-I know what happened to your father.我读过报纸知道你爸爸发生了什么事 460-My guess is hes in the market for a fancy lawyer to 我猜他现在要找一个好律师 461-get him some rich mans justice.帮他脱身 462-Please.求你了 463-Paul Young put Deirdre in a box.Paul young 把 Deirdre 碎尸装进了箱子里 464-My daughter. Your mother.我的女儿，你的妈妈 465-So were clear,我们两清了 466-I dont write checks to monsters.我不会给恶魔开支票的 467-Why cant you just give me the money?你为什么不给我钱？ 468-Youre dying. You dont need it. I do.你要死了不需要钱但是我需要 469-Dont cry, Zach. It pisses me off.zach 别哭我要生气了 470-Well, you said all of this was gonna be mine,so when do I get it?!你说过这一切都将是我的我什么时候能拿到？！ 471-Empire is a highfalutin word,but thats what Ive built.“帝国”是一个自夸的词但是我确实建立了一个帝国 472-Unfortunately.不幸的是 473-an empire can only be ruled by an iron fist and a strong gut.帝国必须由铁腕统治 474-I wanted to give it to you, Zach,我本来想把它留给你的 zach 475-But Im starting to have my doubts about you.但是我开始怀疑你了 476-So what?你想怎么样？ 477-Are you cutting me off?要切断我的经济来源吗？ 478-I dont have any use for weakness.我对懦弱的人没兴趣 479-Get out.出去 480-What, are you gonna kill me?怎样，你要杀了我吗？ 481-Prove youre a tough guy?用来证明你是个铁血的人？ 482-See? Thats why I cant give you the keys to the kingdom, kid.明白了吗，孩子这就是为什么我不能Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 14 / 17 把它交给你的原因 483-No balls.没胆识 484-We met Gabrielle Solis the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.当我们在 gabrielle solis 搬进 wisteria lane 那天看到她 485-We were all excited to get a glimpse of a successful New York model.我们都想看看这个风光的纽约模特 486-Hello?你好？ 487-We saw more.我们 488-Hi there.你好 489-.than we bargained for.没想到会看到这些 490-Im Mary Alice.Hi.This is Susan, uh, Lynette and Bree.我是 mary alice 这是 susan 恩， lynette 和 bree 491-Welcome to the neighborhood.欢迎来到小区 492-Well, I am Gabrielle Solis.我是 gabrielle solis 493-Would it be better if we came back at another time?我们是不是应该换个时间来？ 494-Oh! No, no. I was.just changing out of my sweaty clothes.哦，没关系，我只是只是在换掉出汗的衣服 495-I didnt realize moving was such great cardio.我没想到搬家这么麻烦 496-Hey, babe, we havent tried it in the kitchen yet.嘿，宝贝我们还没在厨房里试过 497-Honey, uh, I think its time to unpack the pants.亲爱的，厄，我觉得我们应该把裤子从包里拿出来了 498-Right.没错 499-Its nice to meet you, ladies.女士们，认识你们很高兴 500-Let me guess- newlyweds?我猜你们是新婚？ 501-Four months,四个月 502-and Ive dressed like this for two of em.有两个月我都只穿这些 503-Hes insatiable.他总是不满足 504-Hey, what are you doing?嘿,你在干吗？ 505-Tryin to have sex with you.想和你做爱 506-Now? Babe, its kind of late.现在？亲爱的，好像有点晚了 507-You dont wanna have sex with me?你不想和我亲热？ 508-You always wanna have sex with me.你总想和我亲热 509-You wanted to have sex with me an hour after your hernia operation.你刚做完疝气手术一个小时就想和我亲热了 510-Im a little preoccupied.我有点精神不集中 511-A good man died today.一个好人刚刚去世了 512-Dont take it personally.你别多想 513-Xiao-Mei said the strangest thing to me.小梅说了一句超级奇怪的话 514-When I told her you were dead,she said, Please dont kill him.就在我告诉她你死了时她说“求你别杀他” 515-That poor kid.可怜的孩子 516-We really need to get her some English lessons.我们真该给她补补英语 517-Julie, what are you doing?julie,你在干什么？ 518-Im trying to sleep.我要睡觉 519-Morning, ladies.Karl! What are you doing?-早上好，小姐们 -Karl!你干什么？ Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第二季第 23 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 15 / 17 520-Ive got a little surprise planned for my girls.我给我的姑娘们准备了个小惊喜 521-So just sit back and relax.Well be there shortly.坐下，放松马上就来了 522-No, no, no, no.No, turn my house around.不，不，不，不不,转过我的房子 523-Latte?拿铁？ 524-Out to the right, ladies.小姐们，看右边 525-My gift to you.我给你们的礼物 526-You bought us a house?你给我们买了房子？ 527-Lets have a look around.Theres three bedrooms,我们到处看看吧有三间卧室 528-a gourmet kitchen.for what its worth.后面有个一个客房 529-Theres a guest house in the back that you could use as a studio.Theres a pool.你可以用来做工作室 530-A pool? Really? Aah!-还有游泳池 -游泳池？真的？ 531-Theres no catch. Its yours, Susie.我没有啊房子是你的了 susie 532-Yours and Julies, no strings attached.你和 julie 的没有任何附加条件 533-I cant accept this.我不能接受 534-I just. I gotta get out of this mess on my own.我希望自己解决这些问题 535-This is not charity.这不是施舍 536-I owe you.是我欠你的 537-for everything Ive done over the years,for all the heartache Ive inflicted on you.Consider it payback.就把它当作偿还吧 538-Mom!妈！ 539-Theres a pool and a jacuzzi!有游泳池和按摩浴缸哦！ 540-At least no one can drive off with it while youre sleeping, huh?至少没有人能趁你睡着的时候带着它跑掉 541-Hey, its Susan.Just wanted you to know I let the electrician in your house.I hope youre having a great time at the spa.嘿,是我 susan.我让电工进你的房子了希望你在温泉玩的开心 542-Bree, hi. Its Betty.Im. Im sorry to leave this on the machine,bree,你好，我是 betty 我，我很抱歉在留言机上说这件事 543-but the police have evidence that implicates Matthew in the murder of Melanie Foster.但是警察有证据表明是 matthew 杀了 melanie foster 544-We have to find them, Bree.We have to find them and get Danielle back.bree，我们必须找到他们我们必须找到他们把 danielle 带回来 545-You let go of me right now!- Hey, hey!你放开我现在！ 546-Whats going on here?- I am trying to leave,-怎么了？ -我要离开 547-and these morons wont let me.这些白痴不让我走 548-Do you know that you can be arrested for kidnapping,for detaining someone?!你知道你这样滞留别人会被告绑架被拘捕的 549-Why do you need to leave?你为什么要走？ 550-Because my daughter is in danger.-因为我的女儿有危险 551-Something happened at cheerleading camp?啦啦队训练营里发生了些事情 552-Oka

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