内容简介：: Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 1 / 20 1-Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇S08E03 2-Previously on Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇前情提要 3-Tom moved out of the house.汤姆搬了出去 4-Tom and I are separating.我和汤姆分居了 5-No.不是吧 6-After covering up a murder,掩瞒了一场谋杀后 7-Gaby warned Bree it was a bad time 加布警告布里这时候和警察约会 8-to be dating a cop.不合时宜 9-Get rid of Chuck. But youve got to end this,赶快甩掉查克你必须和他做个了结 10-and youve got to end it now.而且要当机立断 11-Bree showed the mysterious letter to Paul,布里给保罗看了她的神秘信件 12-whod seen one like it before.让保罗似曾相识 13-I mentioned the letter to the police.我曾向警方提起过 14-The main detective was a tall guy 那个探长是个高个子男人 15-with a short name like, uh, Pence.大家都叫他彭斯 16-Was it Vance? Chuck Vance?是万斯吗查克万斯 17-Thats it.就是他 18-Carlos struggled with remorse.卡洛斯愧疚不已 19-I just want us to get back to normal.我就是想让生活回归正常 20-Were never going back to normal!那是绝对不可能的 21-And discovered he wasnt the only one feeling guilty.而他发现心存愧疚的不只他一人 22-It is nice to be able to talk about this.能有人谈谈真好 23-You wanna get some coffee?你想去喝杯咖啡吗 24-Susan Delfino and Carlos Solis 苏珊德尔非诺和卡洛斯索利斯 25-had never been the best of friends.从未交往言深 26-Susan thought Carlos paid too much attention 苏珊觉得卡洛斯太过在意 27-to other peoples opinions.别人的意见 28-And Carlos thought Susan didnt pay attention at all.而卡洛斯认为苏珊太我行我素 29-Over the years, theyd never had much to say to one another.这么多年来他们交流甚少 30-But one night, susan found herself troubled by thoughts 可有一晚苏珊苦于有些想法 31-she couldnt share with her spouse.无法与丈夫分享 32-While two doors down,与此同时隔壁第二家 33-Carlos was in the same predicament.卡洛斯也陷入了同样窘境 34-And thats how it came to pass 正因有着相同的起因 35-that two people whod never had much to say to one another 两个形同陌路的人 36-suddenly found.突然发现 37-they had a great deal to talk about.他们可以无话不谈 38-So I leave the office, walk into the parking garage,所以我离开办公室走进停车场 39-And. There he is.然后. 他就在那里 40-Alejandro.亚历亨德罗 41-Right in front of me.就在我面前 42-I practically jump out of my skin.我的魂差点被吓飞了 43-Then I turn around again.然后我再次转身 44-Its just some guy getting into his car.发现只是有个人上车而已 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 2 / 20 45-This is not me.我跟变了个人似的 46-I cant sleep. Im seeing ghosts.失眠见到鬼 47-I feel like.我感觉 48-Im walking around with a neon sign on my forehead,我走到哪儿都有块霓虹灯牌在我额头 49-flashing Guilty, guilty,一闪一闪有罪有罪 50-and everybody can see it.人人都能看见 51-Sometimes I think Im losing it.有时我觉得我快失控了 52-Me, too.我也是 53-I was getting ready to deck the guy.我时刻准备着打倒那家伙 54-Can you imagine?你能想象吗 55-Can I imagine?你还问我这个问题 56-I assaulted a cop, remember?我袭警了你还记得吗 57-Oh, yeah. What happened with that?对结果怎么样 58-15 hours of community service.被罚 15 个小时的社会服务 59-And I cant tell Mike.我又不能告诉迈克 60-Its one more thing Im lying to him about.我又对他撒了个谎 61-Well, I can talk to Gaby, but shes sick of listening.我可以和加布谈可她也听烦了 62-Thats what this makes this feel so.所以这样交谈的感觉真是. 63-I know.我懂 64-Can I tell you something?能给你说件事吗 65-When I went out walking tonight,今晚我出来散步的时候 66-I was kind of hoping Id run into you.挺希望能撞见你 67-I was kinda hoping that, too.我也这么想来着 68-Youre kidding.不是吧 69-Youve never read To Kill a Mockingbird?你从没看过杀死一只知更鸟吗 70-In my school, if you read a book,在我的学校要是看书 71-it was more like To Kill a Sophomore.更会去看杀死一个二年级学生 72-Well, you would love it. Um, its about a guy 你会喜欢的故事讲的是一个男人 73-who tries to hang on to his sense of right and wrong 在体制让他失望的时候 74-when the system fails him.努力把握自己的是非观 75-Gee, I dont get that at all.天呐我全没听懂 76-Oh. Your jacket. Thank you.你的夹克谢谢 77-Yes, Susan and Carlos 没错苏珊和卡洛斯 78-were starting to pay attention to one another.开始彼此关注 79-Good night.晚安 80-But what they didnt realize 可他们没注意到 81-was that someone else was paying attention, too.还有人在关注他们 82-绝望主妇英语学习交流 QQ 群：148572186 83-Wisteria Lane may look flawless,紫藤郡看似完美无缺 84-but thats only because its residents 可那只是因为这里的居民 85-are so good at concealing imperfections.擅于做表面文章 86-They know how to make something old look new again.他们知道如何旧貌换新颜 87-how to make an embarrassing mistake disappear.如何化解尴尬 88-how to make a poor showing look like a modest victory.如何以次充好 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 3 / 20 89-and how to make a friend feel better 以及如何在朋友分手后 90-after shes gone through a messy breakup.及时安抚情绪 91-Gaby, how thoughtful.加布你想的真周到 92-Its from that new place, Skinny Berry.是从那家新店买的叫瘦瘦浆果 93-Tastes like a milkshake but only 18 calories.味道像奶昔可只含 18 个卡路里 94-And I figured you could use a little pick-me-up 你把查克甩了之后 95-after you dumped Chuck.还可以喝点提神酒 96-Yeah, well, about that.是啊那件事. 97-Morning, women.早安各位 98-Morning.早 99-Oh, is that- is that from Skinny Berry?那杯饮料是从瘦瘦浆果买的吗 100-You know, the fraud units all over that place, right?你知道那里被打假部门盯上了吧 101-Apparently those things are like pure ice cream.显然那些东西就是纯冰激凌 102-Huh! Guess you cant trust anybody.看来这年头谁也不能信 103-Have a good day.祝你今天开心 104-All right, I know what youre gonna say-好吧我知道你要说什么 105-Three words- first word, Youre,三个词第一个你 106-Third word, Crazy,第三个疯了 107-Middle word-what you keep doing to that guy!当中那个 TMD 108-You dont understand.你不懂 109-Damn right I dont.我当然不懂 110-You said you were gonna dump him.你说你会甩了他 111-I was.没错 112-But. I think Chuck wrote the letter.可我觉得那封信是查克写的 113-The I know what you did Letter?就是那封恐吓信 114-What makes you think that?你怎么会这么想 115-I spoke to Paul Young, and-我和保罗杨聊过了然后 116-Whoa, whoa. Why would you talk to paul?你怎么会和保罗说话 117-To find out who else knew about Mary Alices letter,为了查清还有谁看过玛丽艾莉丝的信 118-and he said that when he confessed to killing Martha Huber,然后他说他供认杀死玛莎胡博的时候 119-Chuck was there.查克在场 120-Okay, but why would Chuck blackmail you?就算这样查克又为什么要恐吓你 121-Hes already got the milk and the cow.他想要的都得手啦 122-No offense. Just what else could he want?别介意只是他还会有什么企图 123-Maybe he wants to control me.也许他想掌控我 124-Maybe he wants money. I dont know.也许是想勒索我我也不知道 125-Youve gotta start snooping.你该着手窥探他 126 What? -Yeah. Go through his stuff,-什么 -搜查他的东西 127-Hack into his e-mails, listen in on his phone calls.潜进他的电子邮箱监听他的电话 128-I cant do that.我不能那么做 129-You have to, Bree.你必须那么做布里 130-Until we know what Chuck knows- exactly what he knows,我们要明确搞清楚他都知道些什么 131-its not just you whos in danger.这不只关乎你一人的安危 132-Its all of us.这危及我们所有人 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 4 / 20 133-Hows that pressure?力道如何 134-Ohh, perfect, and remember, Friedrich,正好别忘了弗里德里希 135-Ive hidden your tip somewhere on my body.我把你的小费藏在我身上某个地方 136-its up to you to find it.找不找得到就看你了 137-Go away!走开 138-Renee! I need you.雷尼我需要你 139-Lee?李 140-I am in crisis. I am at my wits-我遇到大麻烦了手足无措 141-Well, hello.你好啊 142-Lee Mcdermott. Nice to meet you.我是李麦克德莫特很高兴认识你 143-Im Friedrich.我是弗里德里希 144-Ooh, like in The sound of music?跟音乐之声里的小正太同名 145-Nothing? Okay. He plays for your team.不懂好吧他跟我不是一路 146-Anyway, I need a huge favor.我需要你帮个大忙 147-I dont do favors. You know that.我从不帮助别人你知道的 148-Its for Jenny.是为了珍妮 149-Oh, your daughter?你女儿啊 150-Yeah. No.那也没门 151-Oh, please.求你了 152-I am desperate.我走投无路了 153-When Bob and I adopted her,我和鲍勃领养她的时候 154-we agreed that I would take care of the Time of the month talk,我们达成协议我负责谈大姨妈的事 155-and Bob would handle all things bra.胸罩的事都交给鲍勃 156-Well, that bastard is in Tokyo,现在那个混蛋在东京 157-and the boobie fairy has arrived.而咪咪仙女驾到了 158-The boobie fairy?咪咪仙女 159-See why I should not be the one handling this?瞧我完全不适合处理这事 160-I was hoping. maybe you could take her shopping?我希望你能带她去购物 161-Oh, man up. Its just a bra.爷们点吧不就是胸罩嘛 162-They terrify me.那东西吓死我了 163-Too many numbers and letters and colors,各种尺码各种类型各种颜色 164-and its my little girl growing up,而我的小女孩长大了 165-and I cant deal.而我无所适从 166-Ohh, yes.好了 167-So youll do it?那你是同意了 168-No, he just found his tip.不是弗里德里希找到小费了 169-Renee!雷尼 170-Fine. Ill take her, but only for an hour,好吧我带她去但就去一小时 171-and no small talk.拒绝闲谈 172-Oh, bless you.上帝保佑你 173-I will never forget you for this. Mwah.我不会忘记你的大恩大德的 174-瑞奇马丁拉美音乐歌手公开出柜 175-Look! Ricky Martin! Eating a banana!快看瑞奇马丁在吃香蕉 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 5 / 20 176-Just checking.只是确认一下 177-Oh, please come with us. Youve bra shopped with Penny.拜托陪我们去吧你帮佩妮买过胸罩 178-And maybe one of your older boys, if Im guessing right.说不定还跟哪个儿子去过 179-I cant. I have plans.我去不了我另有安排 180-Oh, thats right. Toms got the kids,对了汤姆把孩子接走了 181-and you have this whole place to yourself.整栋房子就你一人了 182-What are you gonna do?你有什么计划 183-Oh, sweetie.亲爱的 184-Some man whos not married to you 你的身体还要去诱惑 185-is gonna have to see that body soon. Do not do this.你老公以外的男人不要放纵自己 186-Its not for me. My sisters coming.这不是为我自己准备的我妹妹要过来 187-Lydia? The disaster?莉迪亚那个灾星 188-Yeah. Out of the blue, she called 她突然打电话过来 189-and says she wants to visit. You know what that means.说要来拜访一下你懂那是什么意思 190-She got dumped.她被甩了 191-After loaning him a lot of money.肯定还借了对方不少钱 192-And finding out hes married.还发现对方是已婚的 193-In two states. So. I gotta get the whole toolkit ready 还是两个老婆所以我要做足准备 194-so after she crash-lands here, I can pick up the pieces.等她伤心欲绝而来我好抚慰她破碎的心 195-Uh, Im going out the back door.我从后门走了 196-I hate to see people crying.我讨厌别人哭泣 197-It reminds me how little I actually care about others.那会让我意识到自己有多么冷酷无情 198-Coming!来啦 199-Oh, hi.你好 200-Lynnie. Ohh.你好小勒 201-You look.你看上去 202-You look fantastic.你看上去神采奕奕 203-You thought Id be my usual blubbery mess 你以为我会带着那副苦瓜脸 204-of snot and tears, didnt you?一把鼻涕一把眼泪而来 205-What? No.什么没有 206-Well, thats not me anymore.我已洗心革面了 207-Thanks to Rashi, Im a changed woman.多亏了拉什我焕然一新 208-Rashi? Oh, god. Did you get a dog?拉什天呐你是养狗了吗 209-No, silly. I got engaged 不是傻瓜我订婚了 210-to the greatest guy in the world.我要嫁给这世界上最棒的男人 211-Oh, and, Lynette, Im so sorry about you and Tom.勒奈特我真为你和汤姆感到很遗憾 212-But dont worry. Im here to help.但别担心我是来帮你的 213-Hey. Sorry Im late.抱歉我回来晚了 214-Grocery store was a madhouse.超市里一片混乱 215-I actually had to fight a woman over the last chicken.我为了仅剩的那只鸡跟个女人大吵一架 216 Susan- - Unfortunately, she was Slavic苏珊 -不幸的是她是斯拉夫人 217-A very sturdy people, so I hope you like cereal.她太健壮了所以希望你愿意吃麦片 218-Susan, stop. I just got off the phone 苏珊别扯了我刚刚撂下电话 219-with the guy from the county.是郡里来的电话 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 6 / 20 220-Something about your court-ordered community service 他跟我说你因为袭警 221-for assaulting a policeman.法庭强制你去社区劳役 222-Oh. That.那件事啊 223-Yeah, that.就是那件事 224-W-its so ridiculous.非常荒唐 225-I was. trying to fight a. parking ticket,我试着为一张违章停车罚单据理力争 226-and I knocked over the cops bike.我推倒了交警的摩托 227-Um, and I maybe told him his baby was ugly.好像还说他的孩子很丑之类的话 228-He-he blew the whole thing out of proportion.他完全是小题大作 229-Well, you know what Im blowing out of proportion?那知道我为什么要大题小做吗 230-The guy on the phone called me Mr. Solis.电话里的那个人叫我索利斯先生 231-Right.对了 232-Because, um.因为 233-Carlos picked me up at the, uh, police station,是卡洛斯去警局把我保出来的 234-which I know sounds weird-我知道听起来很奇怪 235-Why him and not you.为什么我找了他没找你 236-I was just, uh, so embarrassed,我就是觉得好丢脸 237-I-I didnt wanna tell you.我不想告诉你 238-So theres nothing going on with you and Carlos?那你跟卡洛斯之间没什么吗 239-I shouldnt be worried 我不用担心 240-about your little moonlight stroll last night?你俩昨晚的月下漫步 241-Have you been taking fighting lessons 你是不是跟那斯拉夫女人 242-from that Slavic lady?学了怎么咄咄逼人 243-Mike, come on.麦克别这样 244-I couldnt sleep. Carlos couldnt sleep.我失眠了卡洛斯也失眠了 245-We ran into each other, and we talked.我们碰见了就聊了聊 246-About what? You barely know him.有什么好聊的你跟他一点都不熟 247-The first eight years we lived here,我们住在这的前八年 248-you called him Ricky Ricardo.你还老嘲笑他的口音 249-Hes. going through something,他最近遇到难题 250-And Im helping him.我在帮助他 251-Yeah? Tell me. Whats he going through?是吗跟我说说他有何难题 252-Its personal.这是个人隐私 253-Okay, Mike, Carlos and I are just friends.好了麦克我和卡洛斯只是朋友 254-I dont mind you being friends with a guy.我不介意你跟男性交朋友 255-Its all the sneaking around and the lying 我受不了的是你半夜偷溜出去 256-Im having a hard time with.还跟我说谎 257-So she waltzes in to my advanced yoga class 她若无其事地混进了我教的高级瑜伽班 258-even though, clearly, shes never done yoga before.很显然她从来没练过瑜伽 259-Well, the teacher of the beginners class 因为初学者班的老师 260-wasnt nearly as cute as you.没有你这么迷人 261-And then I, uh, go over 然后我仔细观察了她的动作 262-and correct her cobbler pose, right?纠正了她笨拙的姿势对吗 263-And our eyes meet.然后我们四目相对 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 7 / 20 264-And three weeks later, he gives me this.三周后他给我了这个 265-Wow, thats some rock.真大颗有石头之意 266-Literally, its a rock.这个真的是个石头 267-I saw it on the beach after class.是我课后在沙滩上看见的 268-It calls out to me,它在呼唤我 269-and I feel like I might need it someday.当时我觉得也许有一天会用得上 270-And you did. Isnt the universe amazing?的确如此宇宙真是无可思议 271-Amazingly thrifty.不可思议地节俭 272-Okay.好吧 273-So this is my third glass.这是我第三杯了吧 274-Im saying mean things, but Im not getting a buzz.我言语是有些刻薄但我不会耍酒疯的 275-The wine is alcohol-free.这酒不含酒精 276-So this nights not getting any better.那今晚也不会好过了 277-Ever since Rashi did a liver cleanse on me,自从拉什为我做了肝脏清洗以后 278-I havent had a drop to drink.我就一滴酒也没喝过了 279-You got Lydia to give up wine?你让莉迪亚戒酒了 280-You should take your act to Vegas.你应该靠这本事去赌城混饭吃 281-Its not an act.这不是什么本事 282-Im gonna go grab some spices out of the van.我去车外面拿点调味品 283-Okay, who are you kidding?好吧你到底在开谁的玩笑 284-You cant marry that sunflower seed.你不会真嫁给那充满朝气的向日葵吧 285-Im not kidding anybody.我没在开玩笑 286-I love him.我爱他 287-In fact, hes leading a meditation seminar.实际上他还在克里甘公园 288-at Kerrigan Park.举办了一个冥想研讨班 289-Why dont you come?你也来参加吧 290-It might help you deal with your marriage crashing.也许对你破裂的婚姻有所帮助 291-My marriage did not crash.我的婚姻没有破裂 292-Tom and I are separated.我和汤姆只是在分居 293-Exactly why you should be 正因为这样你才需要 294-doing some Lynette work.做一些自我修炼 295-Come on. Itll be fun.来吧很有趣的 296-Six hours of silence in a traditional mountain yurt.在一个传统的圆顶帐篷里静默六个小时 297-I promise you, Lydia,莉迪亚我保证 298-if you drag me to a yurt,如果你硬把我拖进帐篷 299-two will go in, one will come out.两人进一人出 300-一站式加油站 301-Careful. Thats our tax dollars youre dripping.小心点你滴漏的都是纳税人的钱 302-Sorry.抱歉 303-You need to pace yourself. Youre gonna need lots of paint 你得加快速度了那边的大香蕉 304-to cover that gigantic banana over there.还等着你多刷点颜料去盖掉呢 305-Uh. I dont think thats a banana.我不觉得那是个香蕉 306-Hey, I worked hard on that graffiti.那个涂鸦可是我花了大气力弄的 307-What are you doing here?你怎么来了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 8 / 20 308-To kill a mockingbird.杀死一只知更鸟 309-I started reading it last night.我昨晚开始读的 310-It was so good.这书很不错 311-I couldnt wait to talk to you about it.我迫不及待想跟你讨论 312-Yeah, well, Im kinda beautifying the city 是吧这会儿我正忙着 313-at the moment.美化城市呢 314-Dont you get a lunch?你不吃午饭吗 315-Look, Carlos, Mike found out we were spending time together,卡洛斯麦克看见我们昨晚一起了 316-and hes a little weird about it,他有点起疑 317-so I dont think we should be having any intimate lunches.所以我们最好不要一起吃什么亲密午餐了 318-Why is he weird? I mean, nothings going on.他为何起疑我们又没发生什么事 319-No, of course not, but somehow.没有当然没有但怎么说 320-us meeting in the middle of the night 我们是半夜见面的 321-and me lying about it was 而且我还说谎了 322-kind of a red flag for him.对他来说可是危险信号 323-Okay.好吧 324-Well, if lunch is too intimate.如果吃午饭太亲密了的话 325-How about. I help with the beautifying?我帮你一起美化城市怎么样 326-I guess theres no harm in that.我想这个无妨 327-Excuse me.打扰一下 328-Are you here for community service?你是来这做社区服务的吗 329-Nope, just trying to be a good citizen.不是只想尽一个好市民的责任 330-Cant. Not unless you committed a crime.不行除非你违法了 331-Are you serious?你说真的吗 332-Yeah.是的 333-There.拿好 334-I littered.我乱扔杂物了 335-Jenny, trust me.珍妮相信我 336-You want Jackson to notice you,你想引起杰克逊的注意 337-ice him out.就先把他晾一边 338-Dont talk to him. Dont look at him.不要跟他说话不要注意他 339-Maybe have sex with his best friend.还可以跟他最好的朋友睡一觉 340-I mean, have a soda. Got it?我说的是喝一杯懂了吗 341-Totes.全懂 342-What happened to you guys?你们怎么回事 343-You were supposed to be back two hours ago.两个小时以前就该回来了 344-Uh, we went shopping. Heres your credit card.我们去购物了这是你的信用卡 345-Oh, and by the way, I upped your limit.顺便提一句我给你升了限额 346-3 grand? What are you, a nurse?三千块你是干什么的护士吗 347-So. Tell me all about your day.那跟我说说你们今天干什么了 348-O.M.G. I want to see everything you bought.苍天啊我想看你买的所有东西 349-Dad, youre like a million years 爸爸你早就过了 350-too old for O.M.G.说“苍天啊”的岁数了吧 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 9 / 20 351-Im gonna try the makeup you got me.我要去试试你给我挑的化妆品了 352-Wait. You got her makeup?慢着你给她买化妆品了 353-Shes 11.她才 11 岁 354-Uh, she wears a bra now.她现在都能穿文胸了 355-Think shes ready for strawberry lip gloss.我想也到了用草莓唇彩的年纪了 356-Tell me what happens with Jackson.等你跟我说说和杰克逊的事 357-I want all the deets.我要知道所有细节 358-Deets. I love you.细节我爱死你了 359-Well, look at you two, all B.F.F.看你俩俨然成了姐妹儿了 360-So whos this Jackson? I would like those deets.那个杰克逊又是谁我也想知道细节 361-Oh, she asked me not to tell anyone about him.她让我不要跟别人说 362-Im not anyone. Im her co-father.我不是别人我是她的养父 363-Well, dont take it personally.没别的意思 364-There are just some things girls would rather talk about 只是有些事情 365-with other girls.女生更愿意对女生讲 366-I could be a girl.我也可以当女生 367-I could totally be a girl!我完全可以当个女生 368-Well, you got the voice down.女生讲话可不用吼的 369-Hey, where are you?你在哪 370-In the kitchen! Come join me.厨房里过来帮帮我 371-Smells amazing. What are you making?闻起来真香你在做什么 372-Oh, seared tilapia, bearnaise sabayon,烧罗非鱼蛋黄酱萨芭雍甜品 373-and a little bok choy.还有一点小白菜 374-Mind giving me a hand?给我帮把手好吗 375-Bree, the only word I recognized 布里你刚说的话里 376-in that sentence was Hand.我只听明白帮忙这一个词 377-Come on. Theres nothing to it. This is bearnaise sauce.来吧不难学这是蛋黄酱 378-It just needs ten minutes of constant whisking.只要不停搅拌十分钟就可以 379-Constant.不停搅拌 380-Look at you. Youre a natural.看你真有天分 381-Im gonna go dress for dinner.我换身衣服下来吃饭 382-Now remember, keep whisking for ten minutes.记好了不停搅拌十分钟 383-If your hand starts to spasm, it means youre doing it right.如果你的手感觉抽筋了就说明方法没错 384-Bree, I think its been ten minutes!布里我觉得时间已经到了 385-No! No, not even close!没有没有还早呢 386-Keep whisking till its light and frothy!一直搅拌直到泛起泡沫 387-美景镇警署布里范德坎普 388-Okay, I dont care how long its been,好了不管时间够不够久了 389-that stuff aint getting any frothier.这玩意根本没有起泡的意思 390-And I got a cramp in my shooting hand.我握枪的这只手都抽筋了 391-So if a criminal gets away tomorrow, itll be your fault.明天要是有罪犯跑掉就都怪你 392-Im so sorry.真抱歉 393-Here. Let me, uh, massage it for you.来让我给你按摩按摩 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 10 / 20 394-He took a picture of your hand while you were sleeping?他趁你睡觉的时候拍下了你的手 395-How creepy is that?这太吓人了 396-I know. Why would he do such a thing?我知道他为什么要这么做 397 Oh, my god. - What?-天哪怎么了 398-He must have found a handprint at the crime scene.他肯定是在犯罪现场发现了手印 399-He pulled your print off the photo,他把你的手型从照片上印下来 400-and they were a match.结果完全相符 401 Is that possible? - I dont know.-有这可能吗 -我不知道 402-Well, then whats in the envelope?那信封里会是什么 403-Maybe the cell phone or a piece of the shovel handle.也许是手机也许是一节铲柄 404-Whatever it is, thats what hes gonna use to nail us.不管是什么他是想用那个来揭穿我们 405-Well, we have to get that envelope,我们得拿到那个信封 406-and I cant keep distracting him by having him stir sauces.我不能老让他搅调味酱来转移注意力 407-By the way, his bearnaise-顺便说一句他做的蛋黄酱 408-disaster.简直没法吃 409-Okay. Tonight when he gets home,今晚他回家后 410-you take him for a long walk,你带他出去走得远远的 411-leave the back door open, and Ill do the rest.后门开着我来解决剩下的事情 412-Got it.明白了 413-What if the briefcase is locked?如果手提箱是锁着的怎么办 414-I can pick locks. Yeah.我可以撬锁没错 415-I can also disguise my voice, forge peoples signatures,我还可以用假音伪造签名 416-and Im a decent pickpocket.我还是一名体面的扒手 417-Adultery gave me some valuable life skills.私通教会我很多有用的生活技巧 418-Fractions are so stupid.分数最没用了 419-Im never gonna need this stuff anyway.反正我这辈子也不会用上这玩意 420-Are you kidding me?你开玩笑吗 421-Lets say you marry a guy whos worth $20 million.假如你嫁了一个身价二千万的男人 422-You divorce him, and he gives you half,你和他离婚了他给你一半的钱 423-but your prenup says you get three-quarters.但是你们签了婚前协议说你可以拿四分之三 424-That extra $5 million gets you a yacht,那额外的五百万你就可以买游艇了 425-because you learned your fractions.这都归功于你学好了分数 426-True story, by the way.顺便说一句这可是真事 427-Hello? Its Lee!有人吗我是李 428-Hey! Come on up.快上来 429-You know, youd be a really cool mom.你会是个很酷的妈妈 430-You think so?真的吗 431-No, Id probably just leave the kid in a nightclub 不会我大概只会把孩子丢在夜总会 432-or. Morocco.或摩洛哥 433-Hey. What are you doing here?你来干什么 434-What am I doing here? Im looking for my daughter,还能干什么我在找我女儿 435-Who said shed be home by 5:00.谁说过五点前要回家 436 I guess we got carried away. - Totes.-我想我们聊得有点得意忘形了 -绝对 437-Use the whole word! How much time are you saving?把单词说完整这能浪费你多少时间 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 11 / 20 438 Calm down. - Can you stay out of this?-冷静点 -你能别管这事吗 439-This is between me and my daughter.这是我和我女儿之间的事 440-Stop. Youre embarrassing me.别说了你让我太尴尬了 441-I dont care.我不在乎 442-You need to come home with me. Now.你现在就跟我回家 443-What if I say Im not ready to leave?我要是说我还不想离开呢 444-What if I say youre grounded for a week?我要是说你被禁足一周呢 445-Should we keep going?你还要跟我讨价还价吗 446-What?! You are so unfair!什么这太不公平了 447-Arent you being a little hard on her?你对她要求有点太严格了吧 448-Back off, Renee. Youre not her mother.你别管雷尼别真把自己当妈了 449-Mmm. My sweet, that was your most 宝贝这是你迄今为止做的 450-delicious meal yet.最美味的一顿饭 451-What was in this?这是什么 452-Uh, just walnuts, hemp curds,核桃麻脂凝乳 453-and one very special ingredient.还有一种非常特殊的配方 454-Please dont say Love,千万别说是爱 455-Because Im already nauseous.因为我已经要吐了 456-I find that a walk after a meal 我发现餐后散步 457-helps encourage my digestive flow.有助于消化 458-Anybody care to join me?有人要跟我一起走走吗 459-You go. Ill clean up.你去吧我来收拾 460-No, Lynette!不要勒奈特 461-Thats full of poison.这里面都是毒物 462-Yes, delicious, creamy poison,是啊美味的奶油毒物 463-which, by the way,顺便提醒你一下 464-you used to suck down by the gallon.你曾经狼吞虎咽吃了不少 465-Yes, I know, but Ive changed.是我知道但我已经变了 466-And I wanna help you change, too. Its why Im here.我也想助你转变所以我才来的 467-Wow. Thats a bigger load of crap 这话比我们刚吃完的饭 468-than the one we just ate.还要扯 469-Excuse me?你说什么 470-Youre not here for me. Youre here because for once,你来这里不是为了我而是因为头一次 471-youre the one in the happy relationship,沐浴幸福爱河的人是你 472-and you just couldnt wait to rub my face in it.你迫不及待地要在我的伤口上撒盐 473-How could-你怎么能 474-Why do you al-no.你为什么不 475-No, no, no, no. No.不不不不不 476-You wont drag me down to your level.你可别想拖我下水 477-I am surrounded by a beautiful bubble 我正被爱情能量营造的 478-of loving energy.美丽气泡环绕 479-Yes, Lydia,没错莉迪亚 480-you are in a bubble,你现在就活在虚幻的泡沫中 481-but once the pebble collector 但一旦采石者丢弃了你 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 12 / 20 482-dumps you like they all do,他们通常都会这么做 483-youll go right back to being the ice cream-binging,你就又会回到吃成堆的冰淇淋 484-wine-swilling,狂饮酒精的日子 485-neurotic mess you really are.露出你神经质的真面目 486-Pop!泡泡破裂 487-You are so mean. God, I hate you.你太刻薄了天哪我恨你 488-There she is. Welcome back.这才是你欢迎回归本色 489-My whole life, youve treated me like a screwup.一直以来你都把我当成衰人 490-You always had to be the happy one,你永远都比我开心 491-the smart one, the married one.比我聪明还比我先结婚 492-Well, guess what? Now youre the screwup, bitch.我告诉你贱人现在你才是衰人 493-Youre alone and miserable,你单身一人孤单悲惨 494-and I love it.我真是乐在其中 495-I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!爽啊爽啊爽翻了 496-I just, uh, forgot my iPod.我忘带 iPod 了 497-Uh-oh. A chardonnay float.不妙雪当利冰淇淋 498-Does that mean.这是不是说. 499-Yes.正是 500-Rashis gone to the retreat alone,拉什独自一人去了灵修会 501-So. congratulations.所以. 恭喜 502-Now Im just as miserable as you are.现在我和你一样惨了 503-Did he. dump you?他甩了你吗 504-He said now that hes seen the real me,他说现在他看到了真实的我 505-he needs to meditate on whether or not he can still marry me.他得好好考虑要不要和我结婚 506-Im so screwed, dude.姐们我全搞砸了 507-You know, if he was that quick to run off,如果他这么快就决定放手 508-maybe hes not the guy.也许他不是你的真命天子 509-Hes the guy.他就是 510-Im just not the girl.可惜我不是他的真命天女 511-I thought I could put all that loser stuff behind me 我以为我能甩掉失败的过去 512-and actually have a functional relationship.真正拥有一段可靠的感情 513-I guess thats too much to ask for.我想是我太过奢求了 514-Why dont you go talk to him?你何不找他谈谈 515-I cant.不行 516-After how I behaved,见识了我那么泼辣的样子之后 517-Ive been told my energy is no longer welcome in the yurt.他告诉我圆顶帐篷不欢迎我的负面能量 518-Where is she?她在哪里 519-Where is who?你说谁啊 520-Jenny. Shes supposed to be grounded,珍妮她本该被禁足 521-but when I went to her room to check on her, she was gone.但是我去她房间查看时她却不在了 522-Well, shes not here. Ive been out all afternoon.反正她没在这里我一下午都在外面 523-I dont think I trust you.谁信你的鬼话 524-Jenny? Are you in here?珍妮你在这里吗 525-This is all your fault, you know.你要知道这都是你的错 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 13 / 20 526-My fault? How is it my fault?我的错这怎么是我的错 527-Im sorry. Im not speaking to you right now.抱歉我现在不想跟你说话 528-We were a perfectly happy family 你搅和进来之前 529-before you got involved.我们是幸福美满的一家人 530-Got involved? You made me take her shopping 什么叫搅和进来你逼我带她购物 531-cause youre scared of boobs!因为你有胸部恐惧症 532-Yeah, and then you glommed on 是啊然后你把她据为已有 533-because you dont have kids of your own.因为你自己没有小孩 534-Its not her fault!这不是她的错 535-Jenny.珍妮 536-I snuck in a back window.我从后窗溜进来的 537-Sorry.抱歉 538-Whats going on? Why are you here?怎么回事你怎么在这里 539-I like it here. We did our nails.我喜欢这里我们一起美甲 540-More.还有呢 541-I dont know.我不知道 542-Sometimes I think itd be cool to have a.有时候我觉得有个妈妈 543-mother.挺好的 544-Oh, my god. The M Word.天啊她要妈妈了 545-Easy.淡定 546-What can a mother do that I cant?妈妈能做的我都能做到 547-You wanna do your nails?你想做指甲吗 548-Mani-pedi Mondays start next week.以后每周一咱们就去 549-You want to try on shoes?你想试穿鞋子吗 550-雪儿美国歌手和演员 551-I have the stilettos that Cher wore 我这儿有雪儿在月色撩人首映礼上 552-to the Moonstruck Premiere.穿的高跟鞋 553-You cant go in the ladies room with me.你又不能和我一起去女卫生间 554-So thats the problem?!所以这才是关键吗 555-Well, youve got me.我总算懂了 556-I see why having a dad and a papa is so horrible.我知道只有爸爸和爹地这么可怕了 557-Jenny, why dont you go in the kitchen?珍妮你先去厨房好吗 558-The latest Vogue is in there.那里有最新的服饰与美容 559-We have magazines at our house, too!我家也有时尚杂志 560-Are you okay?你还好吗 561-This is my worst nightmare come true.最可怕的噩梦成了现实 562-Ive worried about this moment 自从领养她开始 563-ever since she came into our lives.我就一直担心会有这一刻 564-What if Bob and I arent enough?如果鲍勃和我还不足够怎么办 565-What if she does need a mother?如果她真需要妈妈怎么办 566-Oh, shut up.少胡说了 567-Excuse me?你说什么 568-You took a girl who was bouncing 你收留了一个被无数寄养之家 569-from one foster home to another 踢来踢去的女孩 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 14 / 20 570-and gave her two great parents who love her.还给了她两位关心爱护她的家长 571-But you heard her. Its not enough.你也听到她说的了这还不够 572-Oh, please, shes a kid.拜托她不过是个小孩 573-Today she wants a mom. Tomorrow shell want a car.今天她要妈妈明天她要轿车 574-Jenny is not lacking for anything,珍妮什么都不缺 575-and you guys are doing an amazing job with her.而你们把她教育得很好 576-Really?真的吗 577-Yeah, really.当然是真的 578-So amazing, that for the first time in my life,神奇的是有生以来头一回 579-I. actually enjoyed hanging out with a kid.我真挺享受和一个小孩出去逛 580-Aw. Thank you.谢谢 581-And I take back everything I said 我收回说过的一切 582-about you being an insensitive bitch.骂你是无情无义的贱人那些 583-Uh, you never said that.你没那样说过 584-Dont open your e-mail.别打开电子邮箱 585-We are the sun,我们是太阳 586-the warmth radiating from our hearts.内心释放出温暖 587-We are the endless sea rolling beneath the forever sky.我们是在永恒天空下的浩瀚海洋 588-We are the leaves. The wind blows us from trees.我们是树叶风将我们吹离大树 589-Sorry, sorry. Stupid wind.抱歉抱歉都怪该死的风 590-We are the stars,我们是星星 591-glowing, growing,闪闪发光慢慢成长 592-losing ourselves but gaining the universe.牺牲自己为宇宙增光添彩 593-You got a sec?有空吗 594-What are you doing here?你来这里干什么 595-Besides trying not to laugh my ass off?除了忍住不让自己笑掉大牙外吗 596-I need to talk to you.我得和你谈谈 597-Well, not now!现在不行 598-My students have been meditating for six hours.我的学生已经冥想了六个小时 599-They are very close to finding their bliss.他们很快就要接近福祉 600-Im sure they can spare you for a few minutes,我敢肯定他们能让你歇几分钟 601-so come talk to me,要么你和我谈谈 602-or I will start singing Ethel Merman 要么我就放声大唱 603-at the top of my lungs.艾索尔摩曼的歌百老汇歌星 604-Theres no business like show business 娱乐至上无与伦比 605 Theres no. - So sorry.-无与. -真抱歉 606-Ill be right back.我去去就来 607-come on.跟我来 608-You cant leave Lydia.你不能离开莉迪亚 609-I dont want to, but I didnt recognize 我也不想的但昨天冲你大吼的那个人 610-that person I saw yelling at you.让我感到陌生 611-I did. Its the person I turn her into 我不陌生每次我们见面 612-every time we get together.我都会把她逼成那样 613-The Lydia I didnt recognize was the one 她一身轻松地来到我家满是幸福和爱 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 15 / 20 614-who breezed through my house, happy and in love.这才让我感到陌生 615-You dont understand. Its too hard for me 你没理解我的意思对我而言 616-to be around people like you and Lydia.和你们这种人相处是很困难的 617-Then. Eat a root or chant or whatever.那你就吃吃药唱唱赞美诗什么的 618-Its not gonna help, okay?没用的 619-Why not?为什么 620-Because you are exactly like my family.因为你们的境况和我之前的家庭一模一样 621-My name is not Rashi.我真名不叫拉什 622-Its Herbert Brickmeyer,我叫赫伯特布里克迈尔 623-from Levittown, Long Island,来自长岛的莱维顿 624-And that energy in your kitchen-昨天你厨房里那一幕 625-That was pure Brickmeyer,简直就是我家里的翻版 626-And I cant be around that again.我不能再和这样的人生活在一起 627-Okay. Okay, first of all,好吧好吧首先 628-Lydia doesnt act like that when Im not pushing her buttons.要不是我激怒了她她是不会那样尖锐的 629-And even if she did, work it out.就算她以前是那样你们也可以共度难关 630-Thats what a relationship is.这才是爱情的本质 631-And youre a relationship expert?你是情感专家吗 632-Im an expert on screwing them up.我擅长把感情弄得一团糟 633-Im guessing it took you a while 我想你应该是用了很久时间 634-to stop being a crazy Long Island Brickmeyer,才摆脱了原来那个疯狂的自己 635-So give Lydia a little time to find her bliss, too.那你也该给她一点时间寻求这样的福祉 636-Ill think about it.我考虑考虑 637-All this talk about my familys 一谈我家的事 638-got me really jonesing for a cigarette.烟瘾就上来了 639-You wouldnt happen to.你有没有 640-Sorry, herb.抱歉草地禁烟 641-Hi.嗨 642-Hi.嗨 643 What? - Rashi called.-什么事 -拉什打来电话了 644-He had an epiphany during the retreat.他上灵修课时有了顿悟 645-He knows Im changing, and hes willing to be patient.现在他知道我正在改变愿意等我 646-Hes right. You are changing.他说得对你确实变了不少 647-I have never seen you like this before.以前没见过你这样 648-Really?真的吗 649-Yeah, really, honey.是真的亲爱的 650-I think.可能 651-I think that is why I have been so rotten to you.可能这就是为什么我态度那么恶劣 652-Im jealous.我是嫉妒你 653-Why?为什么 654-I dont get in relationships, Lydia. I get on them.我并没与家人融洽相处而是掌控他们 655-I mount them and grab them by the hair 骑在他们头上揪住他们的头发 656-and kick them in the sides 对他们左右开弓 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 16 / 20 657-until I make them go where I want.直到他们对我唯命是从 658-And god help the other person 这样谁都不敢 659-if they have a different idea than me.与我意见相左了 660-Is that what happened with you and Tom?你和汤姆之间就是这个问题吗 661-Oh, yeah.是啊 662-You can change, too, Lynette.你也可以转变勒奈特 663-I dont know if I can.我不知道自己行不行 664-Im pretty sure this is as good as it gets.我确信今天的结局已经很好了 665-No, Lynette.不是的勒奈特 666-No, because you recognize your problem now.你现在认识到自己的问题了 667-And a wise man once said 曾经有位智者说过 668-that to begin the journey of change,想要开启改变之旅 669-we must pull on the boots of self-awareness.我们必须具备理性的自我认识 670-And was that wise man Rashi?你说的智者就是拉什吗 671-Isnt he adorable?他是不是很可爱 672-And when he talks to Scout and Jim,当他和斯考特还有吉姆聊天的时候 673-you know he doesnt wanna just do the right thing 他不只是想为社区做好事 674-for the community. He wants to do the right thing as a father.他还想尽到做父亲的义务 675-I know. Its like when Gregory Peck 我懂就像格里高利派克男影星 676-looks at those kids, you can tell that hes-看着孩子们的时候你就知道他 677-Gregory Peck?格里高利派克 678-You didnt actually read the book, did you?你肯定没读那本书对吧 679-Yeah. I started, and then it was on cable.对我看了开头电视剧就播出了 680-Im sorry. Its just too many pages.很抱歉那本书实在太厚了 681-Mike.麦克 682-What?什么 683-Oh, god. Hes turning around!老天他往这边开来了 684-Okay.好吧 685-Uh. Okay, come on.这个跟我来 686-Do you think he saw us?他看没看见我们 687-I dont know.我不知道 688-I dont see his truck. I think he left.卡车不见了可能走了吧 689-Oh, thank god.谢天谢地 690-Wow, that was close.差点就被发现了 691-Yeah, my hearts pounding.是啊我心跳很快 692-I know. I can feel it.我知道摸出来了 693-What is going on here?咱们这是什么情况 694-Nothing.没什么情况 695-Are you sure?你确定吗 696-Yeah. Were just two friends 确定就是两个朋友 697-who are going through a tough time and are trying to 都经历着难熬的日子 698-help each other through it, right?互相帮助走出困境不是吗 699-Then why are we hiding in the back of a van 那为什么我们要藏在货车后备箱里 700-from my husband?躲着我丈夫 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 17 / 20 701-I dont think we should do this anymore.以后再不能这么做了 702-Yeah.没错 703-Mike! What are you doing?麦克你这是干什么 704-When youre done helping your boyfriend,等你帮你男友解完围 705-we need to talk.我跟你有话说 706-You okay?没事吧 707-Yeah.还好 708-Hello.你好 709-How was your day?今天过得怎么样 710-It was a little stressful.有点紧张 711-Ah. Mine, too.我也是 712-We need to unwind. How about a nice, long walk?咱们去放松下一起出去走走好吗 713-I have a better idea.我有个更好的主意 714-Theres someplace special Id like to take you.我要带你去个特别的地方 715-Oh? Where?是吗去哪 716-Its a surprise.是份惊喜 717-I dont really like surprises.我不太喜欢惊喜 718-I do. Shall we?我喜欢走吧 719-Now?现在 720-Uh, can I freshen up first?我先梳洗一下怎么样 721-You look plenty fresh to me.你看起来挺整洁的 722-But Ive been in these clothes all day.但身上的衣服穿了一天了 723-Id really like to change.我想换一套 724-Okay. Dont keep me waiting.好吧别让我等太久 725-Bree, have you left yet?布里你们离开家了没 726-New plan. Hes taking me out,计划有变他要带我出去 727-And hes got the envelope.他还要把信封也带去 728 Where are you going? - He wont say,-你们去哪儿 -他不告诉我 729-But if he wrote that letter,可如果那封信真是他写的 730-And hes bringing me somewhere with the evidence.而他现在带着证据把我叫出去. 731-This is when he gives you the shakedown!肯定是要敲诈你 732-Ill follow you.我在后面跟你们一起去 733-I thought you were gonna change.你不是要换衣服吗 734-I did.我换了 735-My attitude. I didnt wanna go,我换了心情我本来不想去 736-but now I do.现在想了 737-Uh, what about that- that table in the corner?坐那张靠角落的桌子好不好 738-Wed like some privacy.我们需要私密空间 739-No, no, no, no. I hate privacy.不好不好我讨厌私密 740-I like noise and bustle and lots of people.大家一起热热闹闹多好 741-How about this one in the middle?坐中间这张桌吧 742-Whatever you say.你说坐哪儿就坐哪儿吧 743-Oh, arent you warm in that jacket?穿外套热不热 744-Actually, a little.是啊有点热 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第八季第三集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 18 / 20 745-So, um, lets order first, and then we can talk.先点菜再聊天吧 746-Dont these appetizers sound delicious?开胃菜一看就好吃 747-Yum! Escargot, and I.好吃的法式蜗牛 748-I love onion soup.还有我最爱的洋葱汤 749-But itll be hard to pass up on the beef tartare.鞑靼牛排不点不行 750-Rustic country pate. Look.乡村派看啊 751-Uh, what am I looking at?呃看什么 752-It just says Rustic country pate.写的不就是乡村派这几个字吗 753-Maybe we should look on the left side of the menu.咱们看看菜单左半边吧 754-I definitely think well find something good on the left side.我觉得左半边菜单肯定有好东西 755-We didnt get a wine list. Wheres our waiter?没有酒水单服务生呢 756-Ill be right back.我去去就来 757-Wait. Where- where are you going?等等你要去哪儿 758-To freshen up.梳洗一下 759-Again?怎么又来 760-What do you thinks in there?你说这里面装的什么 761-What if

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