内容简介：: Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 1 / 20 1-Previously on Desperate Housewives绝望主妇前情提要 2-Wisteria Lanes new hero.紫藤郡新诞生的英雄 3-Hello?有人吗 4-Superhero houses are great!大英雄的房子棒极了 5-turned out to be anything but.真面目不可告人 6-Orsons mother took up residence.奥森的妈妈定居下来 7-Ive decided to accept your wifes kind invitation.我决定接受你妻子的盛情邀请 8-You wouldnt.你敢 9-Mike couldnt remember.麦克根本记不得 10-No memory?失忆了 11-Thats convenient.真方便啊 12-. anything at all.任何事 13-Heres our search warrant.瞧好了搜查令 14-We couldnt find the toolbox.我们找不到那个工具箱 15-You might want to wash that wrench off.你可能想把扳手清理一下 16-Its got something on it.上面有点东西 17-Im just saying that 我是说我们 18-we never spend the night at your house.从来不在你家过夜 19-Yes, but your place is so warm and cozy.是的但你家更温馨 20-Its also a disaster area.现在一定很乱 21-I didnt get a chance to clean it today.因为我今天没空打扫房间 22-Oh, here. Let me.没事让我来 23-Susan Mayer had never thought of herself as Cinderella,苏珊梅尔从来没觉得自己是灰姑娘 24-but then one day.直到某天 25-a prince showed up.一位王子出现了 26-Well, we cant have you sleeping in squalor, can we?不能让你睡在猪窝里对吧 27-My place it is.今晚就去我家吧 28-. and Susan realized her life 随后苏珊发现她的生活 29-had become a fairy tale.变得如童话般梦幻 30-And since her prince had welcomed her into his castle,王子将她接进了城堡 31-she felt the least she could do was thank him.而她唯一能做的就是好好报答他 32-Again.一次 33-and again.又一次 34-and again.再一次 35-The next morning, however,Susan discovered castles.然而次日清晨苏珊发现城堡 36-dont run themselves.是有管家来打理的 37-All right.好吧 38-But lets make it a quickie 你快进快出吧 39-because you are wasting water.别浪费了太多蜜汁 40-Sorry. I didnt mean to startle you.抱歉无意惊吓你 41 Uh. who are you? - Im Rupert.-你是谁 -我是鲁伯特 42-I work for Mr. Hainsworth.我为亨斯沃斯先生工作 43-That would be the man you slept with,就是跟你睡觉的那位先生 44-in case names werent exchanged.我怕你们甚至不知道对方的名字 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 2 / 20 45-No. Im your bosss girlfriend.没有我是你老爷的女朋友 46-Surely, he mentioned me.当然他应该跟你提起过我 47-Not that I recollect.我没有印象 48-Rupert.鲁伯特 49-Good morning, boss.早安老爷 50-I thought you were off today.我还以为你今天休息 51-Isnt your sister in town?你姐姐不是来了吗 52-Thats next weekend, sir.她下个礼拜才来先生 53-Its a good thing too.那倒是挺好的 54-Otherwise, I might not have had the pleasure of 否则我可能就没有这个荣幸 55-meeting your girlfriend.见到您女朋友了 56-Susan.苏珊 57-Yes. We met at the hospital.是的我们是在医院认识的 58-Why dont I fetch you a robe?我去帮你拿件睡袍吧 59-Loving that idea.好主意 60-Would you care for some breakfast?你想吃点什么早餐 61-Omelet, strawberry tart, brioche?煎蛋卷草莓馅饼还是奶油蛋卷 62-Yeah. That sounds great. You pick.听起来都不错随便吧 63-Yes, Susans life had indeed 是的苏珊确实过上了 64-become a fairy tale.童话般的生活 65-You are aware there is a Mrs. Hainsworth?你知道亨斯沃斯先生是有太太的吧 66-Well, of course.当然知道了 67-And whats a fairy tale.但哪个故事里 68-Tart it is.那就吃馅饼吧另意妓女 69-.without a dragon to slay?没有破坏婚姻的恶人呢 70-We know dangerous men walk among us.我们知道危险人物就潜伏于身边 71-What we cant be sure of is who they are 但我们无法确定他们是谁 72-or where they hide.或者他们的藏身之处 73-So the most we can offer any stranger is reasonable doubt.所以我们能做的就是对陌生人保持警惕 74-But once the doubt is gone,但当疑云消散 75-people are anything but reasonable.人们却无法保持理性 76-I am telling you, our neighbor is a pedophile,跟你说我们的邻居是个恋童癖 77-and I expect you to do something about it.希望你们能有所行动 78-Ms. Scavo, hes not listed on 斯加沃太太他没有任何 79-any sex offender registry.性侵犯方面的案底 80-Hes never had a traffic ticket.甚至连一张交通罚单都没有 81-Hes a single man 他是个单身汉 82-with a basement full of toys!却有满满一个地下室的玩具 83-I understand your concern,我理解你的忧虑 84-but we cant book a guy on possession of toys.但是一个人不可能因为收藏玩具而获罪 85-You dont get it. His house had this creepy vibe.你不明白他的房间令人浑身起鸡皮疙瘩 86-Tell him, Tom.汤姆快跟他说说 87-I never went down to the actual room.我根本没去过那个房间 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 3 / 20 88-Okay, he wasnt in there. He doesnt know.好吧他不在场不了解情况 89-Look, he had a wall full of pictures 他有一整面墙贴满了 90-of half-naked boys in swimsuits.各种各样的穿着泳装的半裸男孩照片 91-Didnt you say he was a swim coach?你不是说他是个游泳教练吗 92-What are you, his lawyer?你到底是干什么的他的律师吗 93-You have to admit, its odd.你必须承认那很怪异 94-Heres whats odd.怪异的就是 95-If your neighbor had something to hide,如果你们邻居有意隐瞒恶心的癖好 96-whyd he invite you in to see all of his stuff?他怎么可能邀请你们去参观他的收藏呢 97-He wasnt technically home when I went inside.严格来说我去的时候他不在家 98-So you broke in?那你算非法入室了 99-The door was open.当时门是开着的 100-I was bringing him a cake.我是去给他送蛋糕的 101-A cake?送蛋糕 102-It was a thank-you cake.为了感谢他 103-He sort of saved my life.他算是救过我一命吧 104-She didnt know he was a pedophile when she baked the actual cake.她做蛋糕的时候尚不知道那人是个恋童癖 105-He doesnt care the cake, Tom.他才不关心这个汤姆 106-Why snap at me?你为什么吼我 107 Im not snapping at you. - You snapped.-我没吼你 -你吼了 108-I am snapping because there is a monster across the street,我吼是因为对面住了一个恶魔 109-巴尼伐夫：葛瑞菲斯秀中的一位警官名字 110-and Barney Fife heres making me sound like the bad guy!但巴尼伐夫却搞得我像恶人先告状一样 111-Im sorry. Shes been under a lot of stress,很抱歉她最近压力很大 112-hasnt slept well.睡眠不太好 113-You better not be apologizing for me!你最好没在替我道歉 114-Gotta go.我得撤了 115-So Ive got some fabulous news.有个非常好的消息要告诉你 116-Well, I hope its more fabulous than this dress.希望比这条裙子要好 117-I look like something Ike Turner would hit.我穿成这样恐怕只有老头子才会勾搭 118-Youre gonna have to find yourself another personal shopper.你得再找一位私人采购员了 119-I slam one dress,我不过是讽刺了一条裙子 120-and you quit on me?你就不干了 121-No, thats my news.不我就是要跟你说这事 122-Im leaving the store and starting my own business.我要离开这家商店自己创业了 123-Beauty by Vern. Youre opening up a salon?韦恩美容院你开了一家沙龙 124-God, could you get any gayer?天啊你还能再有基情些吗 125-Its a consulting firm for beauty pageant contestants.那是专门针对选美参赛者的咨询公司 126-And the answers yes.那好吧 127-This week Im coaching girls 本周我要给参加 128-for the Miss Snowflake Pageant.雪花小姐比赛的女孩们指导 129-Its very rewarding.报酬丰厚哦 130-Hey, you know what might be fun?你知道什么最有趣吗 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 4 / 20 131-If you come and give a talk.如果你能来上上课的话 132-Give the kids some pointers.给小姑娘们一点指导 133-Vern. I worked the catwalks in Milan and Paris.韦恩我以前是专在米兰和巴黎走秀的 134-Im not gonna give makeup tips to little Miss Training Bra.我可没兴趣教那些小娃娃 135-You have been in rare bitch form.你最近表现得真是个贱妇 136-Its been months,都持续几个月了 137-so dont blame it on your cycle.所以别赖你的生理期 138-Dont call me a bitch. And stop tracking my cycle.不准叫我贱人也别再研究我的生理期 139-I told you, that freaks me out.你这样很变态 140-Im just saying, youve been very cranky today.我不过是说你今天很暴躁 141-Whats going on?发生什么事了 142-The divorce decree came through today.今天离婚判决书下来了 143-Carlos is officially out of my life.卡洛斯正式从我的生活中消失了 144-Oh, honey.亲爱的 145-The girls ages range eight to twelve.那些女孩的年龄都在 8 到 12 岁之间 146-We meet every Thursday in the rec room of the Elks Lodge.我们每周四在麋鹿小屋的康乐室见面 147-Im not doing it.我不会接这个活的 148-You need a project.你需要一份工作 149-Thats your problem, youre bored.那正是你的问题所在你太过无聊 150-And you know what the cure for that is?知道怎么才能不无聊吗 151-Helping others.帮助他人 152-Fine. Ill do it.好吧我去 153-But I want this dress for free.但我希望你送我这条裙子 154-Evil. You said you hated it.真是个魔头你刚刚不是说不喜欢吗 155-And I hate helping others too,我还不喜欢帮助他人呢 156-but Im doing that, arent I?不是照样答应了吗 157-Is the coast clear?没外人吧 158-I dont want to flash the help again.我可不想又在你家管家面前暴露 159-Relax. Hes making breakfast.放松点他在做早餐 160-Youre more than welcome to flash me.欢迎你在我面前大露特露 161-How long has Rupert worked for you?鲁伯特为你工作多久了 162-Oh, for years. Hes practically family.很多年他已经是家里一份子了 163-So youre that close,你们关系那么亲密 164-and you never told him about me?怎么从没跟他提起过我呢 165-Yes, about that.是啊关于这个问题 166-Rupert was incredibly devoted to Jane.鲁伯特对简忠心耿耿 167-Hes never seen me with another woman,他从来没见过我跟其他女人在一起 168-let alone a frisky, naked one.尤其是说着淫话的裸体女人 169-That explains why he was a little cold to me this morning.难怪他早上对我那么冷淡 170-Was he? Ill have a talk with him.他对你态度不好我要找他谈谈 171-Oh, no. Dont do that.没事别跟他说 172-Thatll just make it worse.那样只会让情况更糟 173-I get it. He loved Jane.我明白他跟简感情很深 174-He doesnt know me.他也不认识我 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 5 / 20 175-You know, Ill just have to charm him.看来我要好好取悦他了 176-Warm him up a little.跟他拉近关系 177-Well, Im sure youll find a way.我相信你会有办法的 178-Great, 9:00 in the morning 好极了早上 9 点 179-and I have to put on a slinky black cocktail dress.我却还得穿着黑色的紧身晚装 180-Hey, heres an idea.我有个想法 181-You keep some things in a drawer at my house.既然你放了些衣物在我家的抽屉 182-Would it be OK if I had one here?那我能也放些在你这吗 183-A drawer? Do you think well be here that often?一个抽屉你觉得我们会经常在这里吗 184-Your shower has six power nozzles.你的淋浴器有 6 个喷头 185-With or without you, Ill be back.不管你来不来我都会再来的 186-Well, then, by all means, lets get you a drawer.好吧那我想尽办法也要给你一个抽屉 187-I dont need much. One of those will do.不用那么多那些随便给我一个就行了 188-Actually, thats not a good idea.其实那样不太好 189-Rupert arranges things meticulously.鲁伯特喜欢把东西放置在特定的地方 190-Youll never win him over 如果你打乱了他的整理系统 191-if you mess with his system.就更不可能讨他喜欢了 192-Rupert?鲁伯特 193-Your timings perfect.你时机把握的真好 194-Not always.不总是这样 195-Susan will be needing a drawer.苏珊需要一个抽屉 196-A drawer, sir?一个抽屉先生 197-Yes. For her things.是的放她的衣物 198-Shes going to be spending more time here.她以后会经常来的 199-Yeah, Rupe.是的老鲁 200-I hope we can be good friends,希望我们能成为好朋友 201-cause youre gonna be seeing lots more of me.因为你以后会经常见到我 202-Oh, madam, that hardly seems possible.女士这似乎不太可能 203-Mother Hodge, your food will get cold.婆婆你的饭菜快凉了 204-Why, please, is there a lock on the liquor cabinet?请问为什么酒柜上锁了 205-Because your doctor says 因为你的医生说 206-people taking your medication shouldnt drink,你服用那种药物不能喝酒 207-a warning youve chosen to ignore 但显然你对这一警告充耳不闻 208-if the lipstick on the vodka bottle is any indication.因为伏特加酒瓶上留下了你的口红印 209-Poached fish again? I dont want this.又是水煮鱼我不想吃这个 210-I want what youre all having.我要吃跟你们一样的菜 211-Well, your doctor has you on a low fat, low sodium diet.医生说你的饮食要低脂要清淡 212-Eight meals this week,本周吃了八顿饭 213-eight times Ive told you the same thing.我同样的话说了八遍 214-So who would like to say grace?谁想来致祈祷辞 215-Allow me.让我来吧 216-Dear Lord, I thank you for 亲爱的主感谢您赐予我 217-this bland, indifferently prepared meal,这么清淡无味漫不经心准备的晚饭 218-and beseech you to ignite some spark of compassion 恳求您点燃我那铁石心肠的 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 6 / 20 219-in my cold-hearted daughter-in-law,儿媳妇心中慈悲的火苗吧 220-that she might show some shred of mercy to me,也许她会对我表达一些怜悯之心 221-her wretched captive.我就是她可怜的俘虏 222-Amen.阿门 223-Mother, may I remind you,妈妈请容我提醒你一句 224-you asked to come here.是你要求来这住的 225-I didnt know Id be trading one jail for another.来之前我又不知道是刚出狼窝又入虎穴 226-At least at the home you could 至少在养老院我还能 227-bribe the orderlies to smuggle things in.买通看护人偷带一些东西进来 228-But here, nothing gets past the commandant.但是在这儿总司令什么事都不允许 229-I have done everything I can to 我已经竭尽全力想要 230-make you happy and comfortable.让你感到快乐和舒适了 231-What do you want from us?你还想要我们做什么 232-I want my freedom.我要自由 233-I want out of this perky little gulag 我想离开这个专制的集中营 234-and into a house I can call my own.住到一个可以自己做主的地方 235-And youre going to buy it for me.你得给我买个房子 236-I cant afford to buy you a house.我负担不起 237-You cant afford not to.不买的后果你才负担不起 238-I know a house wont be easy to swing,我知道买房子这事不好办 239-爱德华阿尔比：荒诞派剧作家 240-but how many more of these Edward Albee dinners 但你还受得了几次爱德华阿尔比式 241-do you want to sit through?晚餐的折腾 242-What did she mean by you cant afford not to?她说不买的后果你才负担不起是什么意思 243-Was she threatening you with something?她是在拿什么事要挟你吗 244-Yes, shes threatening to make us miserable till we cave.是的她是在要挟要把我们折磨至死 245-Look, at least see if Edie has any cheap listings.至少先看看伊迪手头有没有便宜的房源吧 246-Well be happier. My mother will be happier.我们会更开心我妈也会更开心 247-Shell take terrible care of herself 她根本不会照顾自己 248-and be dead in a year.不出一年就会死掉 249-You just stole my next argument.你抢了我的台词 250-OK, youve got enough money 你的钱只够付 251-to pay either the phone or the cable bill, but not both.电话费或有线电视费二选一 252-Hello? Mike?麦克你在听吗 253-Im trying to help you here.我是在帮你呢 254-Oh, Im sorry. Do whatever you want.抱歉你决定吧 255-Fine. Cable it is.好吧就付有线电视费 256-Nobody calls you, anyway.反正也没人打电话找你 257-What do you want?你们想干嘛 258-My toilets clogged.我家马桶堵了 259-I thought maybe you could fix it.我想你应该能修 260-Oh, wait. You cant, can you?等等你修不了对吧 261-Because you dont have any tools.因为你根本没工具 262-Must be tough being a plumber without tools.身为一个水管工没工具一定很艰难吧 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 7 / 20 263-Why dont you people leave me the hell alone?为什么你们这些人就不能让我清静清净呢 264-Jeez. You sure are hostile for a guy 老天你是靠服务营生的人 265-who makes his living in a service industry.这种态度可不礼貌啊 266-It just occurred to me,我刚刚才想到 267-theres no point paying the cable bill 如果你交不起电费的话 268-if youre not gonna have electricity.交了有线电视费也白搭 269-So. Im thinking, pay the electricity up front 所以我想先把电费交了 270-and send a check to the phone company.然后给电话公司寄张支票 271-Where have you been? Theyre all waiting.你去哪了大家都等着呢 272-Im here to teach fashion.我是来教授时尚的 273-Im fashionably late.迟到就是一种时尚 274-Cute. Now remember,真可爱记住 275-These mothers have refinanced their trailers 那些母亲都是东拼西凑 276-in order to pay for this,才付的学费 277-so when you make your entrance,所以你进去的时候 278-for gods sake, sparkle.一定要闪亮登场 279-In addition to three Vogue covers,除去这三张时尚杂志的封面外 280-you may remember her as the face of La Roque Cosmetics.她还曾是拉洛克彩妆的代言人 281-Please welcome Miss Gabrielle Marquez!请大家热烈欢迎加布里尔玛凯兹小姐 282-Vern? A moment.韦恩借一步说话 283-Is there a problem?有问题吗 284-Yes! What am I supposed to do with that petting zoo?废话我对着那些小肥猪该干什么 285-Not everyone wins the genetic lottery like you did.不是所有人都像你这样天生丽质 286-These girls need help 那些女孩需要专家 287-finding the promised land of beauty and style.引导她们挖掘属于自身的美丽和风格 288-Please, Gabrielle.拜托了加布丽尔 289-Be their Moses.当她们的引路女神吧 290-Good comparison 谢谢你把我比作女神 291-because its gonna take a miracle to turn these mutts into show dogs.要教会那些小笨蛋走秀真需要神迹才行 292-Hey, girls. Lets talk beauty.女孩们我们谈谈美丽吧 293-Whats up, brother?你怎么样啊老兄 294-Im sorry. You are.?对不起你是 295-Carlos, from down the street.卡洛斯住在街尾 296-We were only best friends, dude.我曾是你唯一的挚友老兄 297-Well, things have been a little fuzzy since the accident.那场意外以后我的记忆有些模糊 298-Im sorry that I hadnt come by sooner,很抱歉我没早点过来看你 299-but my divorce has been kicking my ass.离婚把我搞得焦头烂额 300-Sorry to hear that.我很遗憾 301-Anyway, I got a new condo,总之我找了个新公寓 302-but its getting renovated.但是需要翻修一下 303-So I was thinking, maybe I could crash here?所以我想能不能先在你这住几天 304-Here?这儿 305-Yeah.是啊 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 8 / 20 306-I could help you out around the house.我可以帮你打理房子 307-Free you up to focus on job one,那样你就能集中精力做头等大事了 308-getting better.康复 309-Because youre tossing it to Edie now, right?你现在把这些事都扔给伊迪了对吧 310-Thats a real relationship killer,让你的女人打理家务 311-needing your lady to hoist you off the can.那可是真正的爱情杀手啊 312-How long we talking?你想住多久 313-Couple months.两个月吧 314-Three at the most.最多三个月 315-And of course, I can kick in for half the utilities and rent.当然了我会负担一半房租和水电费 316-Well, how can I say no to my best friend?我怎么能拒绝我最好的哥们呢 317-Can you do a kick-flip?你会玩翻板吗 318-What are the Blake kids 布雷克家的孩子 319-doing all the way over here?怎么总来这玩呢 320-Pam needs to keep a closer eye on them.帕姆要盯紧他们了 321-Will you please come away from that window?拜托你不要一直站在窗边看行吗 322-You barely slept last night.昨晚你几乎都没怎么睡 323-Come on, take a nap.过来小睡一会吧 324-Im fine. Im fine.我没事没事 325-Hold on.等等 326-Hey. Whats up?有事吗 327-Ive been meaning to get this back to you.我想把这个还给你 328-And to thank you.谢谢了 329-Rebecca and I really enjoyed the cake.丽贝卡和我都很喜欢这个蛋糕 330-Oh, good.不错 331-So. bye.那再见了 332-So, whatd you think of our place?你觉得我家怎么样 333-Sorry?什么 334-I heard you were good friends with the Young family.我听说你以前跟杨家关系很好 335-It mustve been weird being in there with all the new furniture.看到那里面全是新家具肯定不习惯 336-I didnt notice.我没太注意 337-Well, how about the kitchen?那厨房呢 338-Rebecca likes the color,丽贝卡很喜欢那个颜色 339-but Im not so sure.但我不敢苟同 340-Oh, sorry. Never made it past the living room.抱歉我只去过客厅 341-What? Come on.什么得了吧 342-Youre in an empty house,你去的时候屋里没人 343-curious about your new neighbors,加上对新邻居的好奇心 344-you look around.你一定会四处转转的 345-We all do it.我们都这样 346-Well, I dont.我不是 347-Well, next time youre over 那你下次来的时候 348-Ill have to give you the tour.我带你参观一下 349-Great.好啊 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 9 / 20 350-Mr. Protector Man!保护侠先生 351-Hey, hey. Not now, Parker.帕克现在不方便 352-I just wanted to see if I can 我就是想问问 353-play his pinball machine again!还能再玩他的弹球机吗 354-I guess theres no need for that tour.看来我没必要带你参观了 355-Girls, first things first.女孩们当务之急是 356-If you cant walk, you cant win.如果你们走路姿势不好看就不可能获胜 357-Hit it, Vern.来点音乐韦恩 358-Remember, eyes forward, shoulders back, hips square.要牢记目视前方挺胸提臀 359-Look left, look right, whip and walk.向左看向右看掉头往回走 360-Yes, Im unbelievable. Close your mouths.是的我就是这么魅力四射把嘴闭上 361-OK, stop, stop.好了都停下来 362-What?怎么了 363-My eyes were forward, my hips were square.我目视前方了也提臀了 364-But wheres your confidence, wheres your pride?但你的自信呢你的骄傲都去哪里了 365-Come on. What do I have to be proud of?算了吧我有什么可骄傲的 366-Have you guys ever seen a runway model 你们见过除去盛装 367-without the hot clothes and makeup?卸下浓妆的 T 台模特吗 368-Well, trust me, theyre not that special.相信我她们也跟路人一样 369-But the one thing that they do have is attitude.但她们唯一不同的就是态度 370-You have to believe in yourself.你们要对自己有信心 371-And if not,如果还是不行 372-pretend to believe in yourself, OK?就假装对自己有信心行吗 373-All right.好了 374-Now I want you to pretend youre on the runway.现在你要想象自己在 T 台上 375-Flashbulbs are popping.无数的闪光点对着你 376-Everyones looking at you, envying you,你万人瞩目受人嫉妒 377-and theyre all thinking the same thing:他们都在想着同一件事 378-Isabel Horowitz is smoking hot!伊莎贝拉霍洛维兹太性感了 379-Go, Isabel! Go!大胆地走吧伊莎贝拉 380-Youre doing it, Isabel, youre doing it!你做到了伊莎贝拉你做到了 381-Thats it! Keep going!就是这个感觉继续走 382-I was walking!我走了回秀 383-You were totally walking! Good job!你就是走了场秀干的漂亮 384-All right, Donna, youre next.好唐娜下一个你来 385-Get up there and make me hate your beauty.好好表现让我嫉妒你的美丽 386-Now, this place is a real diamond in the rough.这个房子可是颗未经雕琢的美钻啊 387-A cozy little two-bedroom plus den 有两件小卧室加书房 388-with a highly-motivated seller.房主又急于出手 389-Oh, look, a highly motivated cockroach.有只急于现身的蟑螂 390-Lets try to be positive, people.让我们乐观一点吧 391-Its a fabulous location,多好的地段啊 392-just walking distance to all sorts of fun shops.步行即可到达各式各样的商店 393-Right, from here I can see 对极了从这我就能看见 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 10 / 20 394-a bail bondsman and an adult bookshop.一个保释担保行和一家成人书店 395-What do you expect in your price range,这个价位你还想找什么样的房子 396-Tara?塔拉庄园吗 397-Lets go. Thank you.我们走吧谢谢你 398-Wait.等下 399-Im not an impractical woman.我不是那种不切实际的人 400-I know that my sons resources are,我知道我儿子的财力如何 401-like his achievements, rather limited.就像他的成就相当有限 402-I want to see the rest of it.我想看看其他房间 403-OK.好的 404-Now the lighting in the kitchen is a bit harsh.厨房的灯有点扎眼 405-The previous owner.因为之前那个房主 406-Well, lets just say 这么说吧 407-he ran some sort of home-based medical business.他经营一些家庭式的医疗生意 408-You cannot let her move into this neighborhood.你不能让你妈住到这里来 409-Its filled with junkies and whores!这四处都是瘾君子和妓女 410-Well owe them an apology.那我们还得给他们道个歉 411-Who cares? She likes it.谁管这么多啊她喜欢就行 412-Of course she likes.她当然喜欢了 413-Theres a 24-hour liquor store across the street.街对面就有一个 24 小时营业的酒屋 414-She wants a house.她想要个房子 415-This is the best we can afford without bankrupting ourselves.我们要想不破产只买得起这样的 416-Orson, what if something should happen to her?奥森万一她遇到什么意外怎么办 417-Stop worrying about her! Worry about us.别为她担心了担心一下我们吧 418-You realize how much weve fought since she came?你记不记得她来以后我们吵过多少次架了 419-The womans ruined every relationship thats mattered to me,那女人毁了我每一段感情 420-and shes doing it again!现在她又故技重施了 421-Oh, my God!我的天啊 422 Are you all right? - Mother!-你不要紧吧 -妈妈 423-Just a little spill.就是滑了一下 424-Her cane hit a loose tile.她的拐杖触到了一块松了的地砖 425-Is anything broken?有没有摔坏身子 426-Well, obviously the damn floor!都怪这个破地砖 427-Well need that fixed before she moves in.她搬来之前你们得修好 428-Are you insane?你疯了吗 429-She obviously cant be on her own.她显然不能独自生活 430-Its a loose tile.不就是块松了的地砖吗 431-Im perfectly fine.我毫发未伤 432-And what if you werent?如果你有事呢 433-What if shed broken something 万一她哪摔坏了 434-and was lying here for hours?躺在这里一动不动呢 435-You are coming home with us.你得跟我们回家 436-Bree.布里 437-And I will not hear another word on the subject.以后我不想再听到这个话题了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 11 / 20 438-I cant believe you bought us pizza.你居然给我们买了披萨 439-Well, you guys earned it.你们应得的 440-But eat fast because we only have one hour left,但是要快点吃因为我们就剩一小时了 441-and I want to introduce you to your new best friend,我还要给你们介绍一位新朋友 442-Mr. Spray Tan.美黑喷雾先生 443-You know so much cool stuff.你懂得真多 444-Cant you come back another day?以后你还来吗 445-Oh, I dont know.不知道 446 Please! - You have to!-求你了 -你一定要来啊 447-Well, let me check my book.那我看看日程表吧 448-I might have to move some stuff around,可能要做下调整 449-but I think I can swing it.但我想应该可以权衡好 450-Your life must be so exciting, huh?你的生活一定多姿多彩吧 451-Yeah. Every days a parade.是啊每天都像一场时装秀 452-So, what was it like being a famous model?当个名模的感觉如何 453-Honestly, it was like any other job,说实话跟其他工作没有不同 454-except the pay was great,除了报酬丰厚 455-the clothes were couture,衣服光鲜亮丽 456-蛾摩拉：圣经中的罪恶之城 457-and the parties were just this side of Gomorrah.派对都是蛾摩拉城式的 458-You dont know what Gomorrah means, do you?你们不知道蛾摩拉是什么意思吧 459-Good.很好 460-Did you know Kate Moss?你认识凯特莫斯吗 461-I invited her to a party once.我曾经邀请过她参加派对 462-Did you eat pizza with her?你有跟她一起吃披萨吗 463-If you did, its almost like we ate pizza with her.如果有的话那就当我们也跟她吃过了 464-Honey, most models dont eat pizza.宝贝大多数模特是不吃披萨的 465-At least not without having a finger for dessert.就算吃了也会用手指抠着吐出来 466-Gross!真恶心 467-I know, I never did that.我知道所以我从不那么干 468-You would not believe 你们都不敢相信 469-the horrible things they did to stay skinny.她们为了保持骨感做的那些可怕的事 470-Like what?比如说 471-Well, some would smoke those unfiltered French cigarettes.有些会抽未过滤的法国烟 472-But cigarettes can kill you.但吸烟会要了你的命 473-But before they do, they kill your appetite.但在要命之前会先破坏掉你的食欲 474-One time, there was a girl who took too many laxatives and.曾经还有个女孩吃了太多泻药然后 475-If youre ever at the Chateau Milan, in room 238,如果以后你们去住米兰别墅 238 房的话 476-do not use the Jacuzzi.千万别用按摩浴缸 477-Do you have to be skinny to be a model?为了当模特必须保持骨感吗 478-Well, yeah. Whens the last time 当然你上一次看见胖子出现 479-you saw a fat person on a magazine cover?在杂志封面是什么时候 480-Now Im gonna talk to Vern about our next session.我要去跟韦恩讨论下堂课的内容了 481-You guys finish lunch, so we can get back to work.等你们吃完午饭我们就继续工作 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 12 / 20 482-Hi, Rupert.嗨鲁伯特 483-I went to the mall and bought a change of clothes for the weekend,我去商场买了些周末换洗的衣服 484-and while I was there I got something for you.也给你买了东西 485-I thought you could wear it on your day off.我想你休息的时候可以穿 486-Do you like it?喜欢吗 487-Very much.太喜欢了 488-Itll come in handy, should my nationality ever slip my mind.如果我哪天忘记自己国籍的话那就会派上用场的 489-Thats good.你真幽默 490-You! I wanna party with you.你我都想跟你去派对了 491-Hey, I was thinking this afternoon 下午我还在想 492-maybe we could go look for that drawer.我们是不是能去找一个抽屉了 493-Sorry, maam, Im afraid I have all this silver to polish.抱歉女士恐怕我得把这些银器擦完 494-Well, let me help you and we can talk.我来帮你还能聊聊天 495-There is so much I want to know about you.我很想好好了解下你 496-Who is Rupert Cavanaugh?鲁伯特卡维纳是谁 497-What makes him tick?他是怎样一个人 498-Tell you what.听着 499-Lets go find you that drawer.我去给你找个抽屉 500-Isnt the master bedroom down that way?主卧不是在那边吗 501-I realize its a bit of a jaunt,我觉得那有点远 502-but I managed to find you an entire bureau.不过我帮你找了一整个衣橱 503-Oh, OK. Well.好吧不错 504-You certainly didnt have to go to all that. trouble.其实没必要那么.麻烦 505-Is there a problem?有问题吗 506-No. I just.没有我只是 507-Well, all I really needed was just a little, little drawer,我就要一个小小抽屉就行 508-and this is so far away and.这有点太远而且. 509-What is that smell?什么味道 510-Oh, yes, about that.是有味关于这个问题 511-The cat passed away in this room.有只猫死在了这里 512-Did you consider removing the body?你没想过把尸体移走吗 513-Well, if this isnt acceptable,如果你不能接受这里 514-I can look elsewhere for a drawer,我就再给你找一个抽屉 515-when I have the time.得等我有空的时候 516-Why do you have to be this way?你为什么要这么对我 517-And what way is that?我怎么对你了 518-Listen, I know how you feel about Jane.我知道你对简的感情 519-But if you could just give me a chance.但你能不能给我一个机会 520-Come on, you cant possibly hate me this much. Can you?你不该这么讨厌我对吗 521-Im done.我走了 522-Oh, fine. Fine, fine, fine.好吧好吧好吧 523-I dont need you to like me.我不奢望你喜欢我 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 13 / 20 524-But I think you should give me just a little respect.但我就想你给我一点尊重 525-I am Ians girlfriend.我是伊恩的女朋友 526-Hes still married.他还没离婚 527-At best, youre his. mistress.你充其量就是他的情妇 528-OK. You are not allowed to call me that.不准你那么称呼我 529-Fine. What term would you prefer?好吧那你喜欢哪个词呢 530-Concubine? Consort? Gold-digging whore?二奶炮友还是傍大款的鸡 531-Oh, Im so sorry.对不起 532-I shouldnt have done that.我不该打你 533-But, Rupert, you have to admit,但是鲁伯特你得承认 534-its just a drawer.只是一个抽屉的事 535-Those drawers are filled with Janes things.那些抽屉放的都是简的衣物 536-This is her house.这里是她的家 537-You are a guest in her house,你不过是她的房客而已 538-and a temporary one at best.还是个暂时的 539-OK, you know, that is for Ian to decide.好吧那得由伊恩决定 540-Oh, he has decided.他早就决定了 541-Why do you think he never told me about you?不然他为什么没跟我提起过你 542-Why did he wait so long to bring you here?为什么你们认识那么久他才带你回来 543-He didnt want you in that room.他是不想你出现在那间房里 544-.where he still keeps Janes things 简的东西都摆在那里 545-exactly as she left them.跟她离开的时候一模一样 546-But Ill keep looking for that drawer.不过我会继续给你找抽屉的 547-Im going over to Mikes.我去趟麦克家 548-I thought you were gonna mow the lawn.我还以为你要去修剪草坪呢 549-I know.我会剪的 550-Its just that I promised Id help him install a shower bar.不过我答应了帮他安装浴室把手 551-And. it could take a while.那可能要花点时间 552-OK.好吧 553-T-Rex. Howre they hanging, brother?汤霸王他们怎么样啊兄弟 554-Low and lazy. Yeah.速度很慢跑动也不积极 555-Hey, if Lynette asks?如果勒奈特问起今天的事 556-I installed your shower bar today.你就说我来装浴室把手了 557-Got it.明白 558-Vern, what are you doing here?韦恩你来干嘛 559-We need to talk.找你谈谈 560-About the girls makeup?是说教那些女孩化妆的事吗 561-I got them each their own makeup kit,我给她们每人准备了一个化妆包 562-custom-tailored to match their skin tone.特意选了适合她们肤色的彩妆 563-And I got Melina some wax.我还给梅丽娜买了脱毛蜜蜡 564-I know shes only 11,我知道她才 11 岁 565-but those Greek genes are gonna kick in any day now.但她的希腊基因现在就体现出来了 566-What?怎么了 567-This morning Mrs. Hayes caught Donna 今早上海耶斯太太发现唐娜 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 14 / 20 568-with her finger down her throat 正在用手指抠喉咙 569-trying to barf up her toaster waffle.想把吃下去的早餐吐出来 570-Really?真的吗 571-And Mrs. Horowitz found 而霍洛维兹太太发现 572-Isabel behind their garage smoking.伊莎贝拉躲在她家的车库里吸烟 573-She thought cigarettes would help her lose a few pounds.她认为吸烟能帮她减肥 574-Where do you think she got that idea?她从哪学的这招 575-Those damn tobacco companies.都是可恶的烟草公司 576-Gabby!加布 577-Oh, fine, I may have told a few stories about the old days,好吧我是跟她们讲过一点往事 578-but as a warning.但都是作为警告讲的 579-I didnt say anything inappropriate for kids.我没跟那些孩子说过任何少儿不宜的话题 580-Cassie Warren asked her mother if she could 凯西沃伦问她妈能不能 581-throw a Gomorrah party.让她举办一个蛾摩拉派对 582-OK, look, we have to do damage control.好吧我们得控制一下局面了 583-I get it.我懂了 584-Next session, Ill apologize to all the moms.下堂课我会向所有妈妈道歉的 585-Theres not gonna be a next session for you.你没有下堂课了 586-The moms dont want you anywhere near their daughters.那些母亲不希望你再接近她们的孩子 587-But Im helping them! They love me!可我是在帮她们啊她们喜欢我 588-Wait, please, Vern, you have to give me a chance to fix this!等下韦恩拜托你给我个补救的机会吧 589-Its too late, Gabby.太晚了加布 590-You are now officially a bad influence.你现在完全成了反面教材 591-Well, see you at spin class.踩单车课上见 592-Mom said we couldnt leave.妈妈说我们不能走开 593-Im just going out front.我就在房前转转 594-What the hell is that?什么玩意啊 595-Stop running the ball!别总拿着球啊 596-Can I ask you guys something?我能问你们点事吗 597-What was I like before the accident?我出事之前是什么样的 598-What do you mean?你具体什么意思 599-I mean, what kind of guy was I?我意思是我是哪种人 600-Was I happy, was I angry?是快乐的还是易怒的 601-Did I ever get violent?我以前使用过暴力吗 602-You were fine.你很好 603-Look, Im serious.我是认真的 604-I really need to know.我真的很想知道 605-You can be honest. Youre my best friend.有什么尽管说你们都是我的好朋友 606-Honestly?真要老实说吗 607-You were sort of mysterious. Kept to yourself.你总是神神秘秘的什么事都憋在心里 608-Nobody really knew you all that well.没有人真正了解你 609-Yeah.没错 610-And this is coming from your best friend.这就是你好朋友的观点 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 15 / 20 611-Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yes!好好加油太棒了 612-Im sorry, guys. I just.不好意思我 613-I guess I was really tired.我想是我太累了 614 Wheres your brother? - He went outside.-你弟弟呢 -他出去了 615-Yeah.是的 616-OK. Watch her, watch her.看着她看着她 617-Ill be back. Ill be right back.我马上就回来 618-Hello!Open up, open the door!有人吗开门快开门 619-Lynette, whats the matter?勒奈特怎么了 620 I want my son. - Hes not here.-我找我儿子 -他不在这里 621-Hes not in our house, hes not in our yard.他不在家里也没在院子里 622-Do not jerk me around. Parker!别糊弄我帕克 623-You cant just barge into my house like this, Lynette.你不能就这么闯进来勒奈特 624-Dont play dumb with me.别跟我装傻 625-I know exactly what is down here!我知道下面有什么见不得人的东西 626-Wheres the pinball? All the games?弹球机哪去了那些游戏机呢 627-That was a collection I was taking up for the childrens hospital.那些都是我为儿童医院收集的 628-I delivered everything yesterday.我昨天都运走了 629-Did you donate the photos too?你把那些照片也捐了吗 630-Parker!帕克 631-What exactly is it youre accusing me of?你到底想指责我什么 632-Dont pretend you dont know.别装傻了 633-Im calling the police.我要报警 634-Parker!帕克 635-Is there a problem?有什么问题吗 636-Youre damn right theres a problem. I cant find my son.问题大了我儿子不见了 637-Isnt that your son?那个是不是你儿子 638-Where have you been?你们去哪了 639-We were at Mikes. He wandered over looking for me.麦克家啊他溜达过来找我的 640-Whats going on?怎么了 641-That was the childrens hospital.儿童医院打来的 642-Arts story checks out.阿特的话被证实了 643-He donated all that stuff.他确实捐过那些东西 644-That proves nothing.那也证明不了什么 645-He knew I was on to him, he had to dump it.他知道我盯上了他所以不得不捐 646-Honey, believe me, I am with you.亲爱的相信我跟你是一条心的 647-There is something fishy about this guy,那个家伙肯定有猫腻 648-but you got to get a grip.但你要学会控制自己 649-You cant go barging into peoples homes.不能就那样闯入别人的家 650 What if Parker had been in there? - But he wasnt.-万一帕克在里面呢 -可他不在 651-And if you keep accusing this guy without proof,如果你还继续无凭无据地指责他 652-he can sue us.他可以起诉我们的 653-Listen, Ive been thinking 听我说我一直在想 654-that after everything that youve been through.你经历过那些事后 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 16 / 20 655-Please dont bring up the supermarket again.不要再提超市那件事 656-That was a traumatic experience.那是个创伤性事件 657-I think its affected you more than you realize.我认为那事对你的影响比你想象的要大 658-And maybe you need to talk to somebody about it.也许你需要找个人倾诉 659-Like a therapist.比如说心理医生 660-Youre right.你说的有道理 661-I need to talk to someone.我是该找个人倾诉 662-Hed gotten rid of everything.他转移了一切证据 663-The toys, the pictures, everything was gone.玩具照片所有东西都不见了 664-You cant sit on this, Lynette.你不能这样坐视不理勒奈特 665-I know.我知道 666-If something happened to someones kid 如果谁家的孩子出了意外 667-because I kept my mouth shut.就因为我牙关紧闭 668-The thing is, I promised Tom Id back off.事实上我答应了汤姆不管这件事了 669-Well, I didnt.可我没保证过 670-Jane has some beautiful things.简的衣服都很美 671-Yes, shes always had impeccable taste.是的她一直都有不俗的品味 672-I know how it must seem to you,我知道你一定会介怀 673-my holding on to them.我还保留着这些东西 674-But I just couldnt bring myself to.我只是不能让自己去 675-I get it.我懂 676-As much as I have tried to pretend that its just you and me,尽管我一直假装沉浸在你我的二人世界里 677-theres three of us in this relationship.但其实这段关系里一直都是三个人 678-Susan, you know I adore you.苏珊你知道我喜欢你 679-No, please listen.不请听我说完 680-The last couple of months,过去的几个月里 681-I thought weve gotten really close,我一度以为我们很亲密 682-and Ive been loving that.而我也很喜欢那种感觉 683-I just feel like, lately,但最近我觉得 684-theres this limit to how far youll let me in.你还是没有对我完全敞开心扉 685-Well, Im trying.我正在努力 686-Its just the more I let you into my heart,只是你离我的心越近 687-the more I feel Im pushing Jane out, and.我就觉得把简推得越远还有 688-You dont have to push Jane out to let me in.你不必为了让我走近而把简推远 689-Of course, youre right.好吧你说得对 690-Do you know what I think?知道我在想什么吗 691-No.不 692-That kind of compassionate wisdom deserves 你的悲悯之心值得 693-an obscenely expensive meal.奖励一顿饕餮盛宴 694-OK, well, give me a minute,好等我一会 695-and I will change into something nice.我去换件体面点的衣服 696-Rupert still hasnt found you a drawer?鲁伯特还没给你找个抽屉 697-No, not just yet.没现在还没 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 17 / 20 698-Well, in that case.那样的话 699-Ian, you dont have to do that.伊恩你不必这样做 700-If I can make room in my heart for both of you,如果我的心里能容下你们两人的位置 701-I can certainly make room in my bureau.当然衣柜里也可以 702-Its just not right. Your mother skipped lunch too.现在这样可不行你妈午餐也没吃 703-She said she wasnt hungry.她说了她不饿 704-Cant we just revel in her absence?她不在我们吃我们的就好了 705-I know shes a handful,我知道她很麻烦 706-but she deserves some compassion.但是也要给她点同情心 707-The woman watched a dream die yesterday.她昨天眼睁睁地看着梦想破灭了 708-We all did.我们何尝不是 709-Im taking her dinner up.我把她的晚饭端上去 710-Oh, its OK. Ill do it.没事我来吧 711-No, no, Id rather do it myself.不用我亲自去吧 712-I want to talk to her.我想和她谈谈 713-Oh, well, Ill let her know youre coming.我去跟她说一声你要来 714-Moms coming. Ditch the wine.我妈要来了快把酒瓶丢掉 715-Very well.很好 716-You finished the whole bottle already?你一瓶都喝完了 717-I was thirsty.我太渴了 718-Gloria, Ive been thinking and.葛罗莉娅我在想. 719-Does no one in this house ever bother to knock?这家里的人都没有敲门的习惯吗 720-Is that alcohol?那是酒吗 721-Where did you get that?你从哪弄的 722-Andrew!安德鲁 723-When my grandma asks me a favor, with tears in her eyes,奶奶眼含泪花的让我帮个忙 724-how can.?我怎么能 725-Oh, shut up, you little extortionist.闭嘴吧你个小强盗 726-He charged me 20 bucks,他收了我 20 美元 727-plus five for the corkscrew!外加 5 美元的开瓶器钱 728-Ill deal with you later.等会再跟你算账 729-You can kiss that codeine goodbye.你永远别想得到那可待因了药物 730-Andrew brought her wine.安德鲁给她弄的酒 731-Oh, for Gods sake.看在上帝的份上 732-This is our house.这是我们的家 733-If you expect to stay here,如果你还想赖在这里 734-youre going to learn to obey a few rules.就要学学守规矩了 735-I dont obey rules. I make them!我不需要守规矩我制定规矩 736-Not anymore, Mother.再也不可能了妈妈 737-Just watch yourself, sunny boy!顾着你自己吧阳光男孩 738-OK, look. I know youre upset,我知道你很不爽 739-but dont blame Orson. Its not his fault.但不要责怪奥森不是他的错 740-Its all his fault!全是他的错 741-You think hes so wonderful.你认为他无可挑剔 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第三季第九集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 18 / 20 742-You dont know the half of what hes done.但他做的那些事你连一半都不知道 743-Lets go. I cant deal with her when shes like this.走吧她这个样子我实在没法面对她 744-He doesnt want you to hear the truth.他是不想让你知道真相 745-How he cheated on Alma!他是怎么背叛阿尔玛的 746-What?什么 747-Shes drunk!她在耍酒疯 748-How he broke her heart, and mi

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