内容简介：: Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 1 / 19 1-Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇S06E16 2-Previously on Desperate Housewives.绝望的主妇前情提要 3-All right, I love you. There. I said it.好吧我爱你我终于说出来了 4-Feelings were stated boldly.感情的大胆表露 5- I think its time for me to give up on men. - You could always just do what I did.- 我想我该放弃男人了 - 你也可以像我一样. 6- A romantic suggestion was made. - Date chicks?- 一个浪漫的提议 - 和女人约会? 7-Oh.哦 8- And a plan was hatched. - He wants to represent you.- 一个计划的出炉. - 他想做你的经济人 9- Aah! - They want you in New York immediately.- 啊! - 他们要你立刻到纽约 10- To break up a romance. - This is a huge opportunity.- 结束一段罗曼史. - 这是个绝好的机会 11-The best part is she is miles away from the nearest Bolen.最棒的是她已经远离最亲近的 Bolen 了 12-But young love couldnt be stopped.但年轻人的爱却不会止步 13-Sync & corrected by owen=-=主妇帮论坛 14-Since shed become a mother,自从她做了母亲 15-Gabrielle Solis had learned many things.Gabrielle Solis 学会了很多事情. 16-How to get gum off a remote control.如何去除遥控器上的口香糖. 17-How to rescue a doll from the disposal.如何从下水道里营救一个娃娃. 18-And where to find disappointing report cards.从哪里找到糟糕的成绩单 19-Gabrielle had also learnedGabrielle 还明白了 20-that no matter how hard she tried.不管她多么辛苦. 21-Cereal again?又是麦片? 22-She couldnt please everyone.她不能让每个人都开心 23-Yes, another free meal you didnt have to work for.是的又一顿你不劳而获的免费早餐 24-Its tough being 7. Celia, get down here!你可都 7 岁了 Celia 到楼下来! 25-Ana used to make us bacon.Ana 以前会给我们做培根 26-I miss her.我想她了 27-Yeah, well, she also used to do the laundry and the windows,是的她以前还洗衣服擦窗子 28-so I miss her more. Celia, the milk is poured!所以我更想她 Celia 牛奶已经倒好了! 29-Oh, I need cupcakes for school today.哦我今天上学得带纸杯蛋糕 30-Today? How many?今天? 要多少? 31-Mom!妈妈! 32-Three dozen.三打 33-Why didnt you tell me this last night?昨晚你怎么不告诉我? 34-I forgot. We got any ham? I need meat.我忘了有火腿吗? 我得吃点肉 35-Babe, are you gonna pick up my suit from the dry cleaners?宝贝你能去干洗店帮我取衣服吗? 36-Yes, after I fold the laundry, fry up some ham 好等我叠好衣服煎好火腿 37-and pull three dozen cupcakes out of my ass!再做出三打纸杯蛋糕来! 38- Mom! - What?!- 妈妈! - 什么事?! 39-My face itches.我脸上痒 40-What are those, mosquito bites?这是些什么东西蚊子咬的吗? 41-Whoa. That looks like chicken pox.哦看起来像水痘 42-No. No! No! No! I dont have time for sick kids!不不! 我可没时间照顾生病的孩子! 43-Forget the dry cleaning. You gotta take her to the doctor.别管干洗的事了你得带她去看医生 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 2 / 19 44- Oh, god. What do you do for chicken pox? Ive never had them. - What? Stop.- 哦天哪你怎么对付水痘的? 我可没得过这个 - 什么? 等一下 45- Why? - You cant go anywhere near her.- 为什么? - 你不能靠近她 46-If youve havent had them, youre not immune.如果你没得过水痘你就没有免疫力 47- In fact, you gotta get out of here. - Honey, Celia is sick.- 事实上你得离开这里 - 宝贝 Celia 病了 48- Chicken pox is dangerous for adults. Go. - I have to do the laundry. Ive got dishes.- 水痘对成年人也是危险的走吧 - 我还得洗衣服洗盘子. 49-I will take care of the house.我来照顾家 50-Yes, Gabrielle had learned many things as a mother.是的 Gabrielle 学会了很多母亲该做的事 51-The most important.最重要的是. 52-See ya.再见 53-Was to get while the getting was good.是在好事来时抓住机会 54-绝望的主妇英语学习交流 QQ 群：148572186 55-Seduction.诱惑. 56-Any soap opera fan will tell you,任何一个肥皂剧迷都会告诉你 57-its an art best practiced.这是最佳的艺术演绎. 58-Stop.停下 59-on those who are vulnerable.对那些脆弱的人 60-Hey there.你在这啊 61-You hungry?你饿了吗? 62-Oh, I am now.哦我现在是饿了 63-Whats that amazing smell?是什么闻起来这么诱人? 64-Uh, cinnamon brioche French toast.呃肉桂奶油法国吐司 65-Oh, but I probably shouldnt. Youre such an amazing cook.哦我也许不该这么说你是个非常棒的厨师 66-Im already having trouble fitting into my clothes.这件衣服我已经穿不上了 67-Oh. Uh.哦呃. 68-You need some maple syrup.你得加点枫糖汁 69-Oh, seriously, you heated the syrup?哦说实话是你溶化了糖汁? 70-Youre unbelievable.你真是让人难以置信 71-Mm 呃 72-You should eat it while its still.你应该趁. 73-hot.趁热吃 74-Mm.呃 75-Mmm!嗯! 76-Oh, no.哦不 77-Look.看看 78-I just got syrup all over me.我全身都弄上糖汁了 79-I dont know what it is with me.我不知道我是怎么了 80-I just. have to get dirty.我得. 搞干净 81-You.你. 82-Got some on your bra, too.你胸衣上也有一点 83-Oh.哦 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 3 / 19 84-Ill get it.我来弄吧 85-Please. Its wrong.拜托这是不对的 86-Then why does it feel so right?那为什么感觉是对的呢? 87-Katherine? You up yet?Katherine? 你起来了吗? 88-Oh, good. I was calling, but you didnt hear me.哦太好了我叫你了但你没听到 89-I think you feel asleep with the TV on.我想你可能是开着电视睡着了 90-So what would you like for breakfast?你早餐想吃点什么? 91-Anything but French toast.除了法国吐司什么都行 92-Oh, I dont think youll be here that long.哦我想你不能再呆在这里了 93-I got it.我想到了 94-I got the perfect name for the baby.我为我们的宝宝想了一个很棒的名字 95-Patricia.叫 Patricia 96-Let me think about it.让我想想 97-No.不 98-Wh.呃. 99-Why not? Its a great name.为什么不行? 这是个很棒的名字 100-I told you, I want to honor my aunt. Were naming her Polly.我告诉过你我想纪念我的阿姨我们叫她 Polly 101-Polly?叫 Polly? 102-Okay, you get a peg leg, Ill get an eye patch,好吧你得到了假腿我得到了眼罩 103-and well carry her around on our shoulders.我们得把她扛在肩上了 104- Morning, Penny. - Oh, hey, baby.- 早上好 Penny - 哦嗨宝贝 105-Mwah. Where are my pancakes?哇我的烤饼呢? 106-Oh, sweetie, Ive got a lot going on today.哦宝贝我今天太忙了 107- Ill make you pancakes this weekend. - But I always get pancakes on my birthday.- 我周末给你做烤饼 - 但我每个生日都有烤饼吃的 108-Thats. right.是. 这样的 109-You do.确实是 110-But.但. 111-We. have. an even bigger treat 我们. 有. 一个更棒的大餐 112- planned for you this year. - Yeah.- 今年早就计划好了的 - 是的 113-What?是什么? 114-Oh!哦! 115-Like Im gonna tell you and ruin the big suprise!如果我告诉你就没有惊喜了! 116- How could you forget her birthday? - Me? Im pregnant. I forget pants sometimes.- 你怎么能忘记她的生日? - 我? 我怀孕了我经常丢三落四的 117-Whats your excuse?你有什么借口? 118-Whats my surprise?我的惊喜是什么? 119-What the hell are we gonna do?我们到底该怎么办? 120-Cover me. Im going in.掩护我我先上 121-Birthday breakfasts.生日早餐. 122-are for kids.是给小孩子的 123-Now that youre 11,你已经 11 岁了 124-I was planning to make you.我计划给你 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 4 / 19 125-the best.最棒的. 126-birthday. dinner ever,生日. 晚餐 127-with decorations.有很多装饰品. 128-tons of presents.很多礼物. 129-pin the tail on the.辫子上扎上. 130-You forgot my birthday.你忘了我的生日 131-Wow.哇 132-There was no covering that, babe.不用掩护了宝贝 133-Youre twice the man he is.你比他强多了 134-Whats Raymundo gonna say 当 Raymundo 发现 Tiffany 和他兄弟上床了 135-when he finds out Tiffanys sleeping with his brother?他会说什么呢? 136-Alas, youll never know.哎呀你们永远不会知道了 137-Oh, hey, Mom. We. we were just taking a break.哦嗨妈妈我们. 我们正在休息 138-So I gathered.所以我也来了 139- If you dont mind, Tad, Id like to speak to my son. - Sure. Go ahead.- Tad 如果你不介意我想和我儿子谈谈 - 当然谈吧 140-In private, Tad.单独谈 Tad 141-Oh! So you want me to.哦! 你要我. 142-Be anyplace else but here, right.除了这里哪儿都行 143-Uh, so. so whats up?呃那. 什么事? 144-Theres a truck outside 外面有一辆卡车 145-with the flower arrangements we ordered for the Adams party.装着我们为 Adams 的派对预订的. 146-all 100 of them.100 盆鲜花 147- Wait. But we only ordered ten. - Thats what I said.- 等等但我们只订了十盆 - 那也正是我要说的 148-Then the delivery man showed me this invoice.送货员给我看了订货单 149-At first I wasnt sure if that was Tads signatur 开始我还不确定那是 Tad 的签名 150-But when I saw that his name was misspelled.但当我发现他的名字都写错了. 151-I knew it was him.我知道就是他写的 152- Uh, would you like me to talk to him? - No. I would like you to hold him down- 呃你要我跟他说吗? - 不我希望你 153-while I strike him with a large wooden spoon.在我用大木勺揍他的时候摁住他 154-Whatever. I. Ill take care of it.不管怎么样我. 我来处理吧 155-What are you going to say to him?你打算跟他说些什么? 156-Look, when. when Orson had his accident,听我说当. 当 Orson 出事的时候 157- did you or did you not put me in charge? - Yes, but I am starting to think that you are not ready.- 你有没有让我来处理? - 是的但我现在觉得你还没准备好 158-Look. Im never gonna figure this job out 听我说. 这工作我也没法干了 159- unless you let me make mistakes and learn from them. - I realize that, Andrew, but youre making.- 除非你给我犯错和吸取教训的机会 - 我明白 Andrew 但你在犯. 160-Mom, I know you have your control issues,妈妈我知道你要掌控一切 161-but when stuff happens, youre gonna have to learn 但当事情发生的时候你得学会 162-to just relax and. and let me clean up my own messes, okay?放松. 让我来处理自己的麻烦好吗? Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 5 / 19 163-Hey, where do you want all these flower arrangements?嗨你们打算把这些花放在哪儿? 164-Oops.糟了 165-No problem, Tad.没关系的 Tad 166-As luck would have it, weve got extra.幸运的是我们有备用的 167-Mmm!呃! 168-Roy, weve got guests. You can watch your soap later.Roy 客人来了你等会儿再看肥皂剧吧 169-Come on, Roy.来吧 Roy 170-Well, again, thank you for inviting us over to brunch.嗯再次感谢你们请我们共进午餐 171- Everything looks delicious. - Yeah, it does, doesnt it?- 每一样看起来都很好吃 - 是是的不是吗? 172-Right, Karen?是吧 Karen? 173-You know what I want.你知道我想要的是什么 174-When company comes over, I get to use salt.当我们分开时我就能吃盐了 175-Roys on a low-sodium diet.Roy 得低盐饮食 176-No sodium is code for tastes like socks.没盐就意味着很难吃 177-So sue me cause I dont want you dropping dead.那你就因为我不想让你死而起诉我吧 178-Listen to you two.听听你们两个说的话 179-You sound like a sweet, old married couple.你们说话像一对甜蜜的老夫妻 180-So. Have you ever thought 那. 你有没有想过 181-of making an honest woman out of Karen?让 Karen 做你最可靠的女人呢? 182-What are you doing?你在干什么? 183-Oh. I just want them to be as happy as we are.哦我只想让他们和我们一样幸福 184-Uh, were happy.呃我们很幸福 185-Living in sin suits us just fine.虽然没有合法的婚姻但我们很幸福 186-Is that how Karen feels?Karen 的感觉也是这样吗? 187-Susan, why donyou, uh, try this frittata?Susan 为什么不呃尝一下菜肉煎蛋饼呢? 188-Karen doesnt care about marriage.Karen 不在乎婚姻 189-Do you, pumpkin?是吗宝贝? 190-Here.给你 191-Have some more salt.再加点盐吧 192-I always figured youd say no.我一直以为你不同意呢? 193-So why dont you grow a pair and find out?那我们为什么不能成为一对呢? 194-Are you serious?你是认真的吗? 195-Of course shes serious.她当然是认真的 196-Fine.好吧 197-Mike, give me a hand, will you?Mike 帮我一把好吗? 198-Oh, my god! This is so romantic.天啊! 太浪漫了 199-Karen, will you.Karen 你愿意. 200-Son of a bitch.该死 201-Theres the battery to my hearing aid.这是我助听器的电池 202-Okay, okay.好吧好吧 203-Karen. Do you wanna marry me?Karen. 你愿意嫁给我吗? 204-Golly, I dont know what to say. This is all so sudden.天啊我不知从何说起一切都太突然了 205-Answer. My knee hurts.回答我我膝盖疼 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 6 / 19 206-I would love to marry you, Roy.我愿意嫁给你 Roy 207-Yes!好啊! 208-So if Gabys just staying a couple of days,如果 Gaby 只是来住几天 209- whyd she bring three suitcases? - She said most of her dresses havent had chicken pox either.- 为什么要带三大箱东西? - 她说她大部分裙子也没长过水痘 210-Oh!噢! 211-That. was amazing.那. 太棒了 212-I just took a nap in the middle of the day.我刚在大中午睡了一觉 213- Guess its a little different without kids, huh? - Oh, you kidding me?- 我猜孩子没在身边会有些不同对吧? - 哦开什么玩笑? 214-I havent taken a nap since Juanita crowned.自从 Juanita 出生我就没打过盹 215-Okay, you just created a visual that is 好吧你刚制造的画面 216-forbidden inside these walls. Try to watch that.在这间屋子里是被禁止的请注意啊 217- Here. Youre just in time for pre-dinner cosmos. - In a crystal glass?- 给喝点饭前的鸡尾酒 - 装在水晶杯里的? 218- Mm. - Oh! Celia broke our last one six months ago.- 嗯 - 噢! Celia 六个月前把家里最后一个打碎了 219-Ive been drinking my cocktails out of a scooby-doo sippy cup.我只好一直用史酷比的鸭嘴杯喝鸡尾酒 220-Mmm! Im in heaven.嗯! 太棒了 221-Mmm. So its movie night. Have you seen this?嗯今晚是电影之夜你看过这个吗? 222-Does it have a talking penguin or a dog that plays basketball?里面是有说话的企鹅呢还是有打篮球的狗啊? 223- No, just gratuitous sex and lots of violence. - Yay! Art!- 不只有很多性爱和暴力场面 - 耶! 艺术啊! 224-Ahh!啊! 225-Uh-oh. Somebodys glass is empty.啊哦某人的酒杯空了 226-Thats also forbidden inside these walls.这屋子里也不容许这样的事 227-Oh!噢! 228-I know I dont know you guys that well, but.我知道我和你们不是很熟但是. 229-I love you.我爱你们 230-Mmm.嗯 231-Oh, wow.噢哇 232-Are you okay? Oh, my god.你没事吧? 天啊 233- Penny? - All right, its time for cake.- Penny? - 好的该上蛋糕了 234- I got your favorite. - Chocolate?- 我买了你最喜欢的 - 巧克力味的? 235-I got your second favorite.我买了你第二喜欢的 236- Mom? - Yes?- 妈? - 咋了? 237-Uh, I have a date in half an hour. Can I go now?呃我半小时内有个约会我现在能走吗? 238-No, you cannot go.不你不能走 239-Prestons in Europe. Parkers at band practice.Preston 在欧洲 Parker 又在排练乐队 240- You are representing all siblings. - Mom.- 你代表了所有的兄妹 - 妈. 241- Dont you feel bad we forgot her birthday? - I didnt forget. I gave her a present this morning.- 我们忘记了她的生日你就不惭愧吗? - 我没忘记今天早上我送了她礼物 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 7 / 19 242-So dont take it out on me that you and dad failed as parents.所以别把你和老爸身为父母的失误推到我身上 243-Oh. We used up all our good parenting on you.噢我们把最好的教育都投注到了你身上 244-Thats why youre so delightful.那也是你这么讨人喜欢的原因 245-Okay.好的 246-Here we go!开始吧! 247-Hee-hee!呵呵! 248-One, two, three.一二三. 249-Whos Polly?谁是 Polly? 250-Happy Birthday, Polly.生日快乐 Polly 251-Oh, my god!天啊! 252-Erase, erase, erase.删除删除删除 253-Sweetie, I am so sorry.亲爱的我很抱歉 254-You know, I dont know if you know this,我不知道你是否知道 255-but pregnant women get a little scattered.孕妇较容易分散注意力 256-And then your dad and I were talking about baby names,你爸和我当时在谈论宝宝的名字 257-and I got on the phone with the bakery, and.然后我又在电话上和面包店聊然后. 258-Which is clearly a terrible excuse,这是个很烂的借口 259-and again, I am so sorry. Let me fix this.再一次我很抱歉让我来搞定它 260-Hey! That just made it worse,嘿! 越变越糟 261-and how would you like a puppy?你喜欢小狗吗? 262-Forget it.算了 263-But you havent opened your presents yet.可你还没拆礼物啊 264-Come back.回来. 265-Penny.是 Penny 266-I know her name.我知道她的名字 267- The central bank Thursday raised interest rates. - Nick!- 中央银行周四提高了利率. - Nick! 268-Yeah. What? Whats going on?恩怎么? 有事吗? 269-Danny took off. Listen to this.Danny 离家出走了听听这个. 270-didnt want to wake you. Went camping with Eddie.不想吵醒你们和 Eddie 去野营了 271-Had to clear my head about the whole Ana thing.必须忘掉 Ana 这件事 272-P.S. Took my cell, but doubt well have reception.另外带了手机但恐怕有没有信号 273-Good for him.真有他的 274-Are you crazy? Hes never been by himself.你疯了吗? 他从没一个人过啊 275-He knows how to drink out of a canteen and pee on a tree.他知道怎样用水壶喝水在树下撒尿 276- I think hell be fine. - This isnt funny.- 我觉得他会没事的 - 这不好笑 277-Look, should he have asked us? Okay, yeah.听着他该问问我们吗? 是的 278-But I think its healthy.但我觉得这很健康 279-Hey, better hiking with Eddie 嘿和 Eddie 去远足 280-than alone in his room with a bottle of pills.总好过独自待在满是药的房间里吧 281-I dont know.我不知道啊 282-Hes 19. Eventually, we gotta let him live a normal life.他 19 岁了最后我们还是要让他过正常的生活 283-Hes never gonna have a normal life.他永远过不上正常的生活 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 8 / 19 284-None of us will.我们都不可能 285-I realize the mistake was ours, Mr. Tan,我知道是我们的失误 Tan 先生 286-but what am I supposed to do 可是 90 盆额外的花卉 287-with 90 extra floral arrangements?要我如何处理呢? 288-Well, it will be your problem 那好如果我和你断绝生意 289-if I stop doing business with you.那就是你的问题了 290-Yes. What can I do for you?是的有事吗? 291- Actually, the question is what can I do for you? - Im sorry. Did we have an appointment?- 实际上是我能帮到你吗? - 抱歉我们有预约吗? 292-No, but Ive been wanting to meet you for such a long time,没有可是我想见你很久了 293-and when I woke up this morning, I told myself today is the day.我今早醒来对自己说就今天了 294- May I sit? - No, no. Not just yet. What is it you want, Mr.- 我能坐吗? - 不还不能你想要什么贵姓. 295-Allen. Sam Allen.是 Allen Sam Allen 296-Ive been following your career for a while now, Mrs. Hodge.我追随您的事业有一段时间了 Hodge夫人 297-Ive been to some parties youve catered,我参加过几次您承办的派对 298-and Ive got your cookbook, Ive read every interview 买了您的食谱读了您每一次的采访 299- youve ever done, and I think youre quite amazing. - How nice. Now lets skip to the part where you assure me- 我觉得您太棒了 - 真好啊下面就请你说服我相信你 300-that youre not some deranged stalker.不是什么精神错乱的跟踪者 301- Hardly. I want to work for you. - Doing what?- 不是我想要为你工作 - 做什么啊? 302-Anything. Everything.任何事一切都行 303-Im very busy, Mr. Allen.我很忙 Allen 先生 304-If youd like, you could leave your resume with my assistant.如果可以你可以把你的简历留给我的助理. 305-I worked as a sous-chef to put myself through business school,我靠助理厨师的工作完成了商学院的学业 306-where I graduated at the top of my class.以优异成绩毕业 307-I know my way around a kitchen and a calculator.我对厨房和计算很熟悉 308-And Im not asking you to pay me a lot of money, not yet anyway.我不会要求你付我很多钱至少暂时不会 309-I want to learn your business from the ground up,我想从头学习你的生意 310- and then I want to help you expand it. - Really?- 并且帮你扩张它 - 真的? 311-Youre a woman who has something to say about traditional values,你是一位伸张传统观念的女性 312-and I think our countrys ready to listen.我觉得我们国家已经洗耳恭听了 313-I am flattered.受宠若惊. 314-But Im also fully staffed,可我这里人够了 315-and I honestly wouldnt know how to use you. Im sorry.并且我真的不知该如何启用你抱歉 316-So am I.我也是 317-In regard to the extra floral arrangements,关于多出来的花卉 318-you could donate them to a hospital 你可以捐赠给医院 319-and record the loss as a charitable contribution.并计为慈善捐助损失 320-And if you split the arrangements in half,如果你将花卉分成两份 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 9 / 19 321-you could double the amount you claim.就可以按双倍捐出 322-Just a thought.只是个想法 323-Mr. Allen?Allen 先生? 324-Now you can sit.现在你可以坐了 325-Hey. Wheres your blushing bride?嘿那位脸红的新娘呢? 326-Upstairs in the can. What do you want?楼上准备好了你要干嘛? 327-Well, I thought I would drop this off.呃我想把这个留在这里 328-Its a bouquet I found.这是我发现的一个花束 329-Dont you think itll be perfect for Karen?你不觉得配 Karen 很完美吗? 330- Havent you done enough already? - Huh?- 你做的还不够吗? - 啊? 331-We had a good thing going. Me and Karen.我们过得好好的. 我和 Karen 332-Now cause of you, were gonna get married and ruin it.都怪你我们要结婚了一切都毁了 333-Getting married isnt gonna ruin it.结婚不会毁掉这些的 334-Its gonna make it better.会越变越好 335-No, it isnt. Its like salt.不没有就像是盐 336-What?什么? 337-All my life, I never cared about salt,我这一生我从没在乎过盐 338-but when my doctor said I couldnt have it anymore,但当我的医生说我不能再吃盐的时候 339-I started craving it.我又开始渴望了 340-Wait. Are, uh.等等呃. 341-You telling me that.你想告诉我. 342-youre gonna cheat on Karen?你会欺骗 Karen? 343-I go to a stretching class at the center.我参加中心的一个拉伸课程 344-Theres a lady with blue hair, always sits in front of me.有位蓝头发的女士一直坐在我前面 345-Six months shes been there. I never gave a crap about her.六个月一直如此我从没注意过她 346-But this morning, 48 hours after you told me 可是今早你让我向 Karen 347-I had to propose to Karen,求婚 48 小时后 348-Im looking at ol blue hair,我看到的全是蓝头发 349-and Im smacking my lips.我还咂咂地弹舌头 350-Salt.盐 351-Youre 80 years old, Roy.你都 80 岁了 Roy 352-Infidelity is.不忠是. 353-dangerous.危险的 354-My bodys 80,我身体是 80 岁了 355-but inside, Im still a Randy teenage boy.但是内心我还是个少年 356-Susan, Im telling ya,Susan 告诉你吧 357-I have to kiss some other women before I die.在我死之前我要再亲亲别的女人 358-Well, you cant, so forget it.呃你不能想也别想 359-Just think about Karen and how much she loves you,想想 Karen 想想她有多爱你 360-and if you do that, Im sure youll be able to resist 如果你那么做了我相信你能抵挡 361-any inappropriate urges, okay?任何不恰当的欲望好吗? 362-Mm!恩! 363-Mwah!嗯! 364-Yeah, thats the stuff.耶就是这样 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 10 / 19 365-How is your wife being molested funny?你老婆被调戏了有什么好笑的? 366- It was just a kiss from an 80-year-old man. - Well, its too bad he didnt grab my ass.- 只是被 80岁的老人亲了一下 - 呃他没摸我屁股真是太可惜了 367- Youd be rolling on the floor. - What do you want me to do, beat him up?- 你肯定会笑翻在地吧 - 你要我怎么做打他? 368- Take the tennis balls off his walker? - Okay, forget about me.- 把他的蛋蛋切掉? - 好吧忘掉我这件事 369-What about what hes doing to Karen?那他要对 Karen 做的事呢? 370-I mean, theyre about to get married,他们就要结婚了 371-and he has no intention of being faithful.他都没有保持忠贞的意思 372- Because he feels trapped. And whose fault is that? - Dont point the mustard at me.- 因为他感觉受困了那又是谁的错呢? - 别用芥子酱指着我 373-Susan, I was there.Susan 我也在场 374-You practically forced him into this.实际上是你强迫他这么做的 375-Okay. I made a mistake.好吧我犯了个错 376-I didnt know that he was some sort of jurassic gigolo.我没想到他会是侏罗纪的小白脸 377-I have to tell Karen about this right now.我现在就告诉 Karen 378-No. Youve meddled enough.不你干涉得够多啦 379-Well, I cant let her marry him, knowing what I know.呃知道了这些我不能让她嫁给他 380-Susan, hes having second thoughts.Susan 他只是重新考虑而已 381-I mean, come on, theres not a married man on earth 拜托世上没有一个要结婚的男人 382- who didnt have second thoughts before he got married. - Oh, really?- 不会在结婚之前重新考虑的 - 哦真的? 383-Well.呃. 384-Come on. I didnt mean.拜托. 我不是说. 385-Okay, Im done.好吧我说完了 386-See ya, boys! Thanks for driving!回见男孩们! 感谢载我回来! 387-Bye, Gaby! Dont forget to friend us!拜 Gaby! 别忘记友情联络! 388-Oh, I wont, Fernando.哦不会忘 Fernando 389-And good luck with your pec implants.祝你隆胸成功 390-All right, time for a nightcap.好了到喝睡前酒的时间了 391-Oh, nightcaps! Id forgotten all about nightcaps.哦睡前酒! 我都忘记这回事了 392-Oh, I miss the gay single life.哦好怀念与同性恋的单身生活 393-You know what? She deserves the full experience.知道吗? 她应该全程体验一下 394- Were gonna throw you a party. - Brilliant! I have mini quiches in the freezer- 我们将为你办场宴会 - 好主意! 冰箱里还有小蛋饼 395- and ten homos on speed dial. Its done. - Oh! Im so excited!- 快速拨号里还存了十位同性恋号码就这么定了 - 哦太激动了! 396-Invite those guys from tonight.邀请今晚的这些家伙. 397-except Fernando. Hes prettier than me.除了 Fernando 他比我还漂亮 398-Hmm.嗯 399-Hi. Its Bob. And Lee.嗨这里是 Bob 和 Lee 之家 400-Leave a message.请留言 401-Hey, guys. Its Carlos. Im looking for Gaby.嘿伙计们我是 Carlos 我找 Gaby Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 11 / 19 402-The doctor says the girls arent contagious anymore,医生说孩子们不再传染了 403-so she can come home now. Thanks.她现在可以回家了多谢 404-Well, thats good news.哦这可是好消息 405-What?! That is horrible news.什么?! 多恐怖的消息 406-My children are healthy. Damn it!我的孩子们健康了真糟糕! 407-But you can go home now.但你可以回家了 408-No, Im not ready. Im just starting to remember 不我还没准备好刚重新回忆起 409-what its like to be human again.什么是人类的生活. 410-Sleeping in, not stepping on toys,睡懒觉不会踩到玩具上 411-eating at restaurants that dont have a slide.在没有滑梯的餐馆吃饭 412-I have tasted freedom, and I am not ready to give it up!我找到了自由还不想放弃它! 413-But what are you gonna tell Carlos?但你怎么跟 Carlos 说呢? 414-Oh, no. A stomach virus?哦不肠炎? 415-Yeah, when you called earlier,是你之前打电话时 416-I was throwing up.我正在呕吐 417-Well, we dont want the girls to catch it.我可不想姑娘们感染上 418-Whats that noise?那是什么声音? 419-My teeth are chattering.我牙齿在打颤 420-Anyhow, Ill be home as soon as I can.不管怎样我会尽早回家的 421-Doctor says its a 24-hour thing.医生说 24 小时就能好 422-Dont forget the hangover.别忘记宿醉哦 423-Or 36-hour thing. Gotta go.顶多 36 小时的事挂了 424-Start pouring.倒酒吧 425-I said I was throwing up. Dont want to be a liar.我跟他说我吐了可不想变成骗子 426-I can hire whomever I want. Its my company.我想雇谁都可以这是我的公司 427-And I run it for you. I should have been consulted.都是我帮你打理的事先该和我商量 428-Why are you being so unpleasant about this?你怎么对此这么不满? 429-I hired Sam to help you.我雇 Sam 是来帮你的 430-I dont need his help. Ive got it under control.我不需要他的帮助我自己打理的井井有条 431-Andrew, all Ive seen lately is evidence to the contrary,Andrew 我最近看到的都是些反例 432-and if you think Im gonna stand by 除非你觉得我能袖手旁观 433-while everything Ive built falls apart.而自己创造的一切土崩瓦解. 434-Sam. I thought youd gone home.Sam 我以为你回家了 435-Well, I stayed late to finish the inventory.哦我在整理存货清单 436-Well, arent you industrious?哦你可真勤劳? 437-I also wanted to talk about Tad.我也想说说 Tad 的事 438-Uh, what about him?呃什么事? 439-Every task Ive given him 我给他的每个任务 440-hes either botched or failed to finish.要么搞砸要么就完不成 441-I think its time to cut our losses.我认为是时候减少损失了 442-Were. were not firing Tad.我们. 我们不能解雇 Tad 443-Why not? Hes a moron.为什么不? 他是个蠢货 444-Hes a good guy, and. and I dont want you 他是个好人并且. 我不希望你 445-talking that way about my employees.这样说我的雇员 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 12 / 19 446-Andrew, you have to admit,Andrew 你必须承认 447-hes more than a little incompetent.他很不称职 448-Give him a chance. Hes just a kid.给他个机会他还是个孩子 449-Youre having an affair with him, arent you?因为你和他发生关系了不是吗? 450-Sam!Sam 啊! 451-How could you say such a thing?你怎么能这样说? 452-I think the more pertinent question is 我认为更适当的问题是 453-why isnt Andrew denying it?为什么 Andrew 不予否认? 454-T.他. 455-Uh.呃. 456-Andrew, have you had sex with Tad?Andrew 你和 Tad 发生关系了吗? 457-Just once. Uh.就一次呃. 458-Oh, my god.哦天啊 459-Well, he came on to me. It was late, and Id been drinking.他先主动的当时很晚了我还喝醉了 460-Thats your excuse?这就是你的借口? 461-Honestly, Andrew, I am so disappointed in you.说实话 Andrew 我对你很失望 462-Oh, really? Y. you want to play that card?哦是吗? 你. 你想用这一招? 463- Youre living with Alex. - And youre married to Orson.- 你和 Alex 在一起生活 - 你还嫁给Orson 了呢 464-Yeah, I know about Karl Mayer.是的我知道关于 Karl Mayer 的事 465-Hello, pot. Im kettle. Its nice to meet you.你好半斤我是八两很高兴认识你 466-I cannot believe you would bring this up in front of a stranger.真不敢相信你在陌生人面前说这些 467-Yeah, you know me.是啊你知道我的 468-Hypocrisy just makes me forget my manners.虚伪使我忘记了礼貌 469-Perhaps I should go.或许我该走了 470-Yes. But I want you back here bright and early 是的但我希望明早你能早点过来 471-tomorrow morning to help me fire Tad.好帮我炒掉 Tad 472-Y. No. No. You. you. you cant fire him.不不你. 你. 你不能炒掉他 473-Yes, I can.不我可以 474-In fact, I can fire anyone I want.事实上我想炒谁就炒谁 475-And then right as I was taking off her bra,就在我脱掉她的胸罩时候 476- I woke up. - Hmm.- 我醒了 - 嗯 477-What do you think that means?你觉得这意味着什么? 478-Seems pretty straightforward.看起来很明显 479-But Im not a lesbian.但我不是拉拉 480-Youre getting ahead of yourself.别过早下结论 481-Maybe this dream isnt even about Robin.或许这个梦和 Robin 无关 482-Maybe its about how Ive been so hurt by men 只是说明我被男人伤的很深 483-that women are the only safe option left.女人是余下的唯一安全选择 484-Why are you even thinking about relationships at all,你怎么还在想这些关系呢 485-with men or women?和男人还是女人? 486-Youre still fragile.你还很脆弱 487-Now when youre stronger,等你变的坚强以后 488-then we can talk about who you might be attracted to.我们再来谈论你可能被谁吸引的事 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 13 / 19 489-But Im not attracted to her. Thats what Im saying.可我没被她吸引这就是我要说的 490-Women my age dont just wake up one day 我这个年龄的女人不会某天一觉醒来 491-with a whole new sexual identity.拥有一个新的性取向 492-This dream has got to mean something else.这个梦肯定有别的意义 493-Well, what it tells me, clearly,它告诉我的就是很显然 494-is that you are being distracted from your recovery.你在恢复的过程中分心了 495-So what am I supposed to do, stop dreaming?那我该怎么办停止做梦? 496-No.不 497-But you might want to consider 但你可以考虑 498-asking Robin to find another place to stay.让 Robin 找其他的地方住 499-Available cashier to the front.前面有空闲收银台 500-The slattering is so small. I can hardly read the label.这罐头可真小我都看不清标签了 501-While youre deciding which one is dolphin-safe, Im gonna get some beer.你挑符合海豚安全标准的吧(美国鱼类食品安全标章) 我去拿些啤酒 502-Hey! Mrs. Bolen!嘿! Bolen 夫人! 503-I. Do you shop here?我. 你在这购物吗? 504-Wheres Danny? He said you guys were going camping.Danny 呢? 他说跟你去露营了 505-Oh, yeah.哦是的 506-No, but h. I. It turned out I couldnt go,不但我. 最终我没去成 507-so he just went. by himself.他就. 自己去了 508-You wanna get in line?你们要排队吗? 509-You wanna make me?你想让我排吗? 510-Spill it.快说 511-Im sorry. He said hed call you when he got there.不好意思他说他到了那就给你打电话 512-Eddie. Hey, you guys back already?Eddie 嘿你们已经回来了? 513-So where is he really?那他到底在哪? 514-New York.纽约 515-Danny went to find Ana.Danny 去找 Ana 了 516-Hey. Hey.嘿嘿 517-Dont freak out. Its a big city.别着急那可是大城市 518-What if he goes to the old neighborhood?万一他去找我们的旧邻居了? 519-Patrick is not going to find him.Patrick 不会找到他的 520-He found us the last time.他上次就找到我们了 521-Come on. I gotta go pack.走吧我得收拾行李了 522-Youre in early.你来的真早 523-Oh, I couldnt sleep,哦我睡不着 524-so I thought Id review our liability insurance,所以想看看我们的责任保险 525-but Im having a little trouble focusing.但我无法集中注意力 526- Maybe some coffee will perk you up. - Mm.- 或许咖啡能让你振作点 - 嗯 527-Um, about what happened yesterday, Sam,嗯关于昨天的事 Sam 528-that, um, ugliness with Andrew.呃 Andrew 的丑闻. 529-Driven, successful people like you have complicated lives,我知道像你这种成功人士都有复杂的生活 530-but the specifics are none of my business.但这些细节都与我无关 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 14 / 19 531-My, um.我的嗯. 532-relationship with Andrew is, uh, to say the least,我和 Andrew 的关系呃至少 533-complicated.就很复杂 534-Im sure Andrew respects and loves you very much.我敢肯定 Andrew 很尊重也很爱你 535-I just worry that.我只是担心. 536-What?什么? 537-Well, its not unusual for children in a family business 嗯让孩子在家庭产业中有种权利意识 538-to have a sense of entitlement.是很常见的 539-I hope you dont mind me saying that.希望你别介意我这么说 540-No. Go ahead.不会的继续 541-This must be so hard. What do you do in this situation?这一定很难但这种情况下你会怎样做? 542-Keep coddling him, hoping hell change,继续溺爱他希望他有所改变 543-or do you cut the apron strings and trust 还是放开手并相信 544-that all the hard work youve done will allow him to thrive?你的一切努力可以让他独当一面呢? 545-Its a good question.这是个好问题 546-You know what?知道吗? 547-Ive got everything under control here.我可以将这里都打理好 548-Why dont you go back to the house 为什么你不回屋子里 549-and catch up on your sleep?补个觉呢? 550-But theres so much work to be done.可这有太多工作要做了 551-Sure, but thats why you hired me, isnt it.当然但你之所以雇用我不就是. 552- to help you out? - Thank you, Sam.- 帮你忙的吗? - 谢谢你 Sam 553-Youre very kind.你真好 554-And, Sam?对了 Sam? 555-Im very glad youre here.很高兴你能在这工作 556-Yay!耶! 557- Come to my house! - Okay!- 来我家吧! - 好的! 558- Come on! Lets go! Yay! - Hurry up!- 来吧! 我们走! - 快点! 559- Wait! Lets play! Lets go play kickball! - Okay.- 等等! 咱们玩吧! 去玩足垒球! - 好的 560- Oh, my gosh! Such a good job! - I know!- 哦天啊! 真棒! - 当然了! 561-Unh-unh!啊! 562-Hey, Bert. Im looking for Penny.嘿 Bert 我在找 Penny 563-She didnt get off the bus.她没下车 564-Thats cause she didnt get on.因为她没上车啊 565- I figured she went home sick or something - What? No.- 我以为她生病回家了之类的呢 - 什么? 没有 566-She didnt come home sick. Where is she? Penny?她没生病回家她在哪了? Penny? 567-Mrs. Scavo?Scavo 夫人? 568-Penny said to give you this.Penny 让我给你这个 569-Shes running away.她离家出走了 570-Any idea why she ran away? Problems at home?知道她为什么离家出走吗? 家里出事了吗? 571-No. No, everythings fine.不没有一切都很好 572-Well, we did kind of forget her birthday.嗯只是有点忘了她生日 573-And. She put the wrong name on her birthday cake.并且. 她把蛋糕上的名字写错了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 15 / 19 574-Honey, could we please stick 亲爱的咱们能说点 575-to the facts that pertain to the case?有关这案子的事实吗? 576-How could you get your daughters name wrong?你怎么能把自己女儿的名字都弄错? 577-Are you people involved in narcotics?你们该不会是吸毒吧? 578-No! No, Im pregnant,不! 我只是怀孕了 579-and it makes me very forgetful.这让我变得非常健忘 580-Surely you can understand that.相信你也有同感 581-Im not pregnant.我没有怀孕 582-Youre not gonna look for our daughter, are you?你不打算帮我们找女儿了是吧? 583-Aguilar.我是 Aguilar 584-Yeah, theyre still here.对他们还在这里 585-Oh, okay.哦好的 586-Your daughters fine. She tried to use 你们女儿一切平安 587-your credit card to check into a hotel.她试着用你的信用卡到酒店开房 588-Hey.嘿 589-You mind if I come in?我可以进来吗? 590-Wow. Marble bath,哇大理石浴缸 591-flat screen,宽屏电视 592-$8 can of peanuts.8 块钱一罐的花生 593-Nice.真不错 594-Sweetie, I am so sorry about the cake 宝贝关于那蛋糕以及忘记你生日的事 595-and about forgetting your birthday.我真的很抱歉 596-I know you hate me right now, and I dont blame you.我知道你现在恨我我不会怪你 597-I dont hate you. I hate that.我不恨你我恨那个 598-Oh.噢 599-Because youre not gonna be the baby anymore.是因为你不再是家里最小的了 600-Oh. Penny.噢 Penny 601-Sweetie.宝贝 602-Youre missing the big picture here.有件更重要的事你没有想到 603-Prestons gone. Porters next.Preston 离家了 Porter 也会离开 604-When this girl comes along, we are poised 等这小女孩出生了我们将以 605-to take control of the house with a 3-2 majority.三男二女的局面掌握家里的大权 606-Do you know what that means?知道这意味着什么吗? 607-Women get veto power over what tv shows to watch,家里的女人们对于看什么电视节目吃什么外卖 608-what takeout to get.将拥有决定权 609-Just think.你想一想 610-Think of a world where the toilet seat is never up.想想以后家里的马桶盖再也不用掀起来 611-This is our time to take them down.我们还击那些男人的时刻到来了 612-Were both gonna take them down!我们俩将能打压他们! 613-Hey.嘿 614-Oh.噢 615-Im sorry I ran away.对不起我不该离家出走 616-We can go home now.我们现在回家吧 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 16 / 19 617-I have a better idea.我有个更好的想法 618-Since you already paid for the room,反正这房间你已经付钱了 619-how about we order hot fudge sundaes.不如我们点些热奶油圣代. 620-and spend the night?在这共度夜晚吧? 621-Just. Just us girls.就只有. 我们两女的 622-Yeah.好 623-Okay.好的 624- You know, mom. - Hmm?- 妈. - 嗯? 625-If you have two more girls, well take the lead.如果你再生两个女儿我们就能当家作主了 626-Lets just. order our sundaes.我们还是. 点圣代吧 627-So there I was at this huge party,当时我在一个大型派对上 628-flirting with this middle eastern sheikh,跟这个来自中东的酋长调情 629-and out of nowhere.突然间. 630-he offers me a million dollars to sleep with him.他开价一百万美元让我陪睡 631-So what did you do?那你怎么做? 632-I slapped him.我扇了他一巴掌 633-Apparently in the right place,显然我扇对了地方 634-cause I walked out of there with 20 grand.因为我离开那地方身上多出两万美元 635-Shh. Gaby, its Juanita.嘘 Gaby 是 Juanita 打来的 636-Oh, excuse me, guys.哦我失陪一下 637-I gotta do the mommy stupid things.我得先去应付做妈妈的蠢活儿 638-Hi, sweetie. How was school?嗨宝贝在学校过得怎样? 639-What?什么? 640-Oh, you scored a goal in soccer?你在踢足球的时候进了一球? 641-What? Wh. hang on, sweetie,什么? 什. 宝贝等会儿 642-While I find a quiet place so mommy can hear you.我去找个安静的地方这样妈咪才能听到你讲话 643-Hang on, sweetie.宝贝等一会儿 644-Okay, honey, mommy can.好的宝贝妈妈能. 645-H. hold on, sweetie.宝贝. 稍等 646-Do the words wet paint mean nothing to you?这写着油漆未干难道你不怕吗? 647-Uh, Juanita? Honey, I have to call you back. I love you.呃 Juanita? 亲爱的我一会儿打回给你爱你 648-Sorry.抱歉 649-I didnt mean to. I.我不是故意的我. 650-Is this a.这是. 651-A nursery? Yes.育儿室? 对 652-We havent told very many people yet,这件事我们还没怎么跟人讲过 653-But. Lee and I are trying to adopt a baby.但是. 我和 Lee 想收养个小孩 654-Oh. I had no idea.哦我都不知道 655-Yeah.是啊 656-Its something weve wanted for years.多年以来我们梦寐以求 657-Oh, okay.哦这样 658-Why?为什么? 659-I mean, you guys have this amazing life.我是说你们俩这生活多滋润啊 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第六季第 16 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 17 / 19 660-Parties every night, cosmos at 5:00.能够夜夜笙歌通宵达旦 661-You know all that goes away when the baby comes.一旦有了小孩这些乐趣就不再有了 662-And we cant wait.这让我们迫不及待 663-Last month there was this baby in Ohio.上个月俄亥俄州有个婴儿 664-We got the call in the middle of the night.我们是在午夜接到电话的 665-We were on a plane in the morning.我们一大早就坐飞机赶过去 666-We got to the hospital, and there she was.我们去到医院看到她. 667-a little girl.一个小女婴 668-We held that baby in our arms.整整两天我们都把那婴儿. 669-for two days.抱在怀里 670-And then we went out to buy a car seat t

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