内容简介：: Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 1 / 18 1-Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇S05E21 2-previously on.前情提要 3-does this relationship have a future?这段感情会有结果吗? 4-Cant we just keep going the way we are?能不能先维持现状? 5-Jackson left. /Jackson 黯然离去 6-Orsons lying to magain. /Orson 又撒谎了 7-Bree made a decision. /Bree 决心已定 8-So I think I have to divorce him.我得和他离婚 9-Karl signed up. /Karl 带子求学 10-Karl, what are you doing here?Karl 你在这儿干嘛? 11-Well, I just enrolled evan.我刚带 Evan 报到了 12-And Susan confessed. /Susan 坦言以待 13-Mike and I got in a car accident. /Mike 和我出了场车祸 14-Mike was driving, right?当时是 Mike 开的车吧? 15-Thats what we said, but it wasnt true.对外是这么说的但事实并非如此 16-He took the blame for me.他替我顶了罪 17-on this street, the bargaining begins at sunrise.在这条街上交易始于日出. 18-an old woman offers a paperboy a generous tip if hell throw the paper onto her porch.老妪出手大方只要报童把报纸扔到门廊上 19-a wife tells her husband shell make his favorite dinner if hell bring home roses.妻子给丈夫准备最喜爱的晚餐只要他以玫瑰相赠 20-a man tells his neighbor hell take in his garbage cans the day she finally mows her lawn.男士承诺将垃圾箱收回只要邻居定期割草 21-Yes, on wisteria lane, everyone knows how to bargain-是的紫藤街上每个人都深谙交易之道. 22-absolutely everyone.不管男女老少 23-I dont want oatmeal. Can I have pancakes?我不要吃麦片我想吃薄饼 24-Katherines not a short order cook, buddy. Katherine 不是即点即上的厨师伙计 25-If she made oatmeal for breakfast, were having oatmeal.如果她早餐做的是麦片我们就吃麦片 26-I tell you what, M.J.这么着吧 MJ 27-If you finish just half of it, I will make candied apples for your sleepover.如果你吃完一半你请小朋友来过夜时我给你们做冰糖苹果 28-I love candy apples.我超爱冰糖苹果 29-Shes letting you off easy. You should thank her.看看她多疼你啊你应该谢谢她 30-Thank you, Katherine.谢谢 Katherine 31-You are so welcome, you sweet thing.不用客气甜心 32-Dad, are you gonna marry Katherine?爸爸你是不是要和 Katherine 结婚? 33-thats, um. I dont know.呃. 我不知道 34-Why not?为啥不知道? 35-Oh, well, oh, because we havent talked about marriage.我们还没谈到结婚的事 36-Why not?为啥不谈? 37-M.J., Youre being rude.MJ 你这样太不礼貌了 38-Oh, Im not offended.没事我不觉得 39-Dont you wanna marry katherine?你不想和 Katherine 结婚? 40-well. I love her. Shes absolutely fantastic.我爱她她非常棒 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 2 / 18 41-So why dont you marry her?那你干嘛不和她结婚? 42-Can you help me out here?你就不能帮帮我? 43-Are you kidding?你开玩笑吧? 44-Buddy, um, when it comes to marriage, the truth is.伙计婚姻大事. 45-Would you look at the time? Im late for work.哟都几点了我上班要迟到了 46-were gonna have to talk about this later.我们以后再谈这事 47- Coward. - You got that right.- 胆小鬼 - 说得没错 48-Howd I do?我做得怎么样? 49-You were great.做得非常好 50-But he didnt answer me.但他没回答我 51-Doesnt matter. Issues on the table.没关系事情已经说开了 52-Yes, on this street, the negotiating begins at sunrise, and it doesnt end.在这条街上讨价还价的事从日出就开始且永不结束. 53-heres the ice cream I promised you.这是我答应你的冰淇淋 54-Until someone gets exactly what they want.直到有人如愿以偿 55-=-=主妇帮论坛 56-Sync & corrected by owen 57-Desperate Housewives Season05 Episode21 欲乱绝情妻第五季第 21 集 58-Walter bergen was a divorce lawyer,Walter Bergen 是名离婚律师 59-and the women who hired him always had something to say about the men they were divorcing.他的女性顾客们对要离婚的丈夫有说不完的怨言 60-Hes always talking to his grandmother, who died six years ago.他外婆死了六年了但他还是改不了和她说话的习惯 61-He spends all his money on hookers, who may or may not be women.他把所有的钱都花在召妓上不管男女 62-He says he needs more money for the children, and by children, I mean racehorses.他要把钱都砸在孩子身上而他的孩子就是他的赛马 63-Yes, walter bergen thought he had heard it allWalter Bergen 以为自己阅历无数 64-until the day when one ofis clients actually said.直到有一天碰到了这样的顾客. 65-my husband is a decent man, and I want to do right by him.我的丈夫很正派我不想亏待他 66-Women who seek my services rarely take that attitude.来找我的女性很少有这样的态度 67-Well, I like to think of myself as a good person.我认为自己是个好人 68-Im sure you are.对此我一点都不怀疑 69-And I wouldnt worry about your husband.我也不用担心你的丈夫 70-The income hell derive from his half of the catering business alone should-光是从餐饮公司继承的一半财产就. 71-wait.Im not planning on giving him half.我没打算给他一半 72-Its my business.这是我的公司 73-Which you started after you were married.但是是在你们结婚后才成立的 74-That entitles him to half.他有权分得一半 75-I-I may have overstated things when I described my husband as a decent man.刚才说他正派我可能言过其实了 76-He actually has a wide variety of psychological problems.实际上他精神很有问题 77-Mrs. Hodge, its state law. What do you want me to say?Hodge 夫人这是法律明文规定你想让我怎Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 3 / 18 么做? 78-I want you to say that for $300 an hour,我想让你对得起我付你的一小时 300 美金 79-you have some lawyer tricks up your sleeve to help me protect my business.你肯定有法子帮我保住自己的公司 80-Surely youre not asking me to do something criminal?你不是要让我做违法的事吧? 81-Mrs. Hodge, didnt you say you like to think of yourself as a good person?Hodge 夫人你不是说自己想做好人吗? 82-Well, clearly, I like to think of myself as a rich person even more.显然我更想做个富人 83-Full house. Bree takes the high. Gaby gets the low.满堂红 Bree 拿大点 Gaby 拿小点 84-Split the pot.赌注对半分 85-Oh, I hate splitting the pot.我讨厌对半分 86-Well, thats the rule. Theres nothing you can do about it. So stop bitching.规则如此没办法改变你就别抱怨了 87-Well, you cant talk to me like that.你不能这么对我说话 88-I am the wife of fairviews latino businessman of the year.我可是美景镇年度拉丁美裔商人的太太哦 89- So he finally won? - yeah.- 他最终胜出了? - 是啊 90-Theres gonna be a huge dinner, and were taking a picture with the mayor and his wife.会有盛大的庆祝晚宴我们还要和市长及市长夫人一起拍照 91-Oh, not necessarily.不一定哦 92-I hear theyre getting divorced, and its gonna get ugly.听说他们正在闹离婚还闹得蛮难看的 93-really? How do you know?真的? 你怎么知道? 94-The wife hired the sleaziest, most unethical divorce lawyer in town.市长夫人请的离婚律师是全镇最廉价最没职业道德的 95-Who-whos that?谁啊? 96-My ex-husband.我的前夫 97-Oh, right. Karls a divorce lawyer.想起来了 Karl 是离婚律师 98-Yeah, and a total shark.还是个律政狂鲨 99-The worst thing about our divorce was that I couldnt hire him to represent me.最糟的是我离婚时还不能请他 100-But I thought you just split everything done the middle.我以为你们是平均分配财产的 101-Oh, not with karl.和 Karl 这样的人想都别想 102-By the time hes done finding loopholes and hiding assets, theres nothing left to split.等他把该藏的都藏了已经所剩无几 103-You dont say.没听你说过嘛 104-Hey, ladies. Uh, lynette, ahem. Its getting kinda late.大家好 Lynette 时间不早了 105-Are you kicking us out, tom?你这是在赶我们走咯 Tom? 106-Uh, no. No, just reminding lynette that its, uh, ten minutes till midnight,不是不是我就是想提醒Lynette 还有十分钟就到午夜了 107-which means ten minutes till tomorrow.还有十分钟这一天就结束了 108-I got it. Ill be right up.知道了马上来 109-What was that about?什么事? 110-Tom and I are reading this book that suggests couples make a pact to have sex every night for a month.Tom 和我看到书上建议夫妻一个月内天天房事 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 4 / 18 111-Let me guess. Written by a guy?让我猜猜作者是男的吧? 112-Was his name carlos solis?是不是名叫 Carlos Solis? 113-weve been having some problems, so the theory is it creates intimacy and brings you closer.我们最近有些小摩擦这样做能让双方更亲密无间 114-Is it working?有用吗? 115-Ive gotta say it is.还是.有用的 116-You become more attuned to each others needs and more sensitive to-双方更合拍更易察觉. 117- lynette! - Je! Two seconds!- Lynette! - 上帝啊! 马上就来! 118-We-we should go.我们还是走吧 119-No, were in our third week. We got this down to a science.我们已经三个礼拜了早已驾轻就熟 120-Just deal me out a few hands.下面几把帮我发下牌 121-juanita, hurry up. The bus will be here any minute.Juanita 快点校车马上就来了 122-Be right down!马上就来! 123-Theres an extra piece of cinnamon toast on the table.桌上还有片肉桂土司面包 124-Not hungry. Bye!我不饿拜! 125-susan? Its dave.Susan? 我是 Dave 126-Hey, remember I was telling you about my buddy that owns that boat on bass lake?还记得我和你提起我一个朋友在巴斯湖上有条船吗? 127-Yeah, well, hes not using it this weekend, so I thought maybe Id take you and M.J.Fishing.他这周末不用我想带你和 MJ 去钓鱼 128-Yeah, I know its short notice, but I really wanted to do something to thank you.我知道通知得有点仓促但我真的想做点事向你表示感谢 129-Youve been so good to me since edie died.Edie 死后你一直对我照顾有加 130-Plus I know M.J.Would love it.而且 MJ 肯定会喜欢的 131-Great. Im really looking forward to it. Bye.太好了期待哦拜 132-CH*巴斯湖上酿惨剧弱童惨遭溺毙 133-hello?喂? 134-Oh, hi, principal hardy. Whats up?你好 Hardy 校长有事吗? 135-Shes wearing what?她什么? 136-Now march in there and wipe that stuff off!现在给我进屋把那东西擦掉! 137- You dont have to yell. - Yes, I do.- 你没必要大声嚷嚷 - 有必要 138-Do you have any idea how humiliating it was for me to get that call today?知不知道我今天接到电话有多难堪吗? 139-Now every parent in town is gonna think that I let my 6-year-old wear makeup to school!镇上的家长会以为是我让 6 岁的女儿化妆上学 140-And I want my makeup back. Is it in here?把化妆品还给我是不是在书包里? 141-why do you have this?你怎么会有这书? 142-Juanita.Juanita 143-*我只是希望象你那样漂亮 144-why?为什么? 145-Some girls at school saw you pick me up yesterday and told me I must be adopted.昨天有几个女生看见你接我放学说我肯定是被领养的 146-They said I wasnt pretty enough to be your daughter.她们说我这么丑不可能是你女儿 147-hows it feeling?感觉怎么样? Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 5 / 18 148-I-its really throbbing.疼死了 149- Oh, please hurry. - Okay.- 赶紧走吧 - 好 150-hi there.你好 151-Jackson, hey. Youre back.Jackson 你回来了 152-I needed to talk to you.我想和你谈谈 153-Why didnt you call?怎么没给我电话? 154-I wanted to surprise you.我想给你个惊喜 155-Well, you did.确实是个惊喜啊 156-Oh, uh, right.对了 157-Jackson, you remember mrs. Mccluskey, dont you?Jackson 你还记得 Mccluskey 夫人吧? 158-Sure. How are you, mrs. Mccluskey?当然你好吗 Mccluskey 夫人? 159-Oh, Im in agonizing pain. Thanks for asking.疼痛难忍谢谢关心 160-Im taking her to the doctor so he can perform a little procedure.我带她去医院做个小手术 161-Hes gonna lance a boil on my backside.背部有个疔疮要切除 162-It may rupture any second.否则随时会破 163-Okay.对啊 164-I just had my car detailed, so I should probably go.我刚把车的程序编好我得走了 165-No problem. Uh, when can I see you?好的我们什么时候能见个面? 166-how about dinner tomorrow night?明天晚上一起吃饭怎么样 167-Sounds great.太好了 168-If you t want to keep staring at each other,如果你们一直这么眉目传情下去 169-I can just go lay down on the lawn and die. I dont mind.我还是去草坪上等死吧我不介意 170-Ll see you tomorrow.明天见 171- karl. - Hey, mike.- Karl - 嘿 Mike 172-Heard M.J.S having a sleepover.听说 MJ 邀请小朋友来过夜 173-I thought Id hit you up for an invitation.我也想弄份邀请 174-Arent you a little old for sleepovers?你这么大年纪用不着了吧? 175-Cards on the table. I need your help.明说了吧我需要你的帮助 176-Evans one of the only boys in class who wasnt invited, and hes really upset.Evan 是班里唯一没有被邀请到的他很难过 177-Okay, cards on the table.好明说了吧 178-M.J.Says evans a bully, and he doesnt want him at his sleepover.MJ 说 Evan 喜欢欺负人他不想请他来 179-Well, what if I promise evan will be on his best behavior?如果我保证 Evan 不欺负人呢? 180-Im sorry. Its out of my hands. M.J.Finalized his guest list.不好意思我做不了主 MJ 自己定的客人名单 181-Well, I think if you check that list again, youll notice evans names on there.你可以把Evan的名字加上去嘛 182-Im M.J.S dad, not his bouncer.我是 MJ 的老爸不是他的保镖 183-But. thanks.不过.谢谢了 184-Hey, honey. Hows your day going?亲爱的你今天过得怎么样? 185-Very exciting. Just got back from the grocery store.非常开心刚从蔬菜水果店回来 186-It is double coupon day, sorta like the oscars and the super bowl all rolled into one.今天有双重折价哦就象奥斯卡和超级碗完美结合一般 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 6 / 18 187-did you remember to get my, um.你没忘了帮我买. 188-my special deodorant?除臭剂吧? 189-I sure did. miladys armpits will be aluminum-free.当然没忘老婆大人的腑下会香喷喷的 190-How is your day?你怎么样? 191-Im totally slammed, which is why Im calling.我忙得不可开交所以给你打电话 192-It looks like Im gonna be here late tonight, and by late, I mean past midnight.我可能会晚点回家要十二点后 193-Wait. W-what about our pact?那我们的嘿咻怎么办? 194-Well. double up tomorrow.明天双倍补偿 195-Lynette, I have been looking forward to this all day.Lynette 我今天一直盼着这个呢 196-I know, and Im really sorry.我知道真是对不起 197-Listen, I gotta go. I will call you later. I love you. Bye.我得挂了过会儿再给你打爱你拜 198-tom. What are you doing here? Is everything all right?Tom 你来这儿干嘛? 没出什么事吧? 199-Everythings fine.没事 200-Well, then what are you doing. here?那你来这儿.干嘛? 201-oh, no. Are you crazy?不行你疯了吗? 202-Crazy about you, baby.我为你疯狂宝贝 203-But I have so much to do, and Im not gonna be done till 2:00 A.M.我工作太多了要做到明天凌晨2点 204- Possibly 3:00. - Come on.- 也许要到 3 点 - 来吧 205-This is important. Remember what the book said?这很重要的还记得那书怎么说么? 206-Every night, no matter what.每天晚上风雨无阻 207-no, this is a really bad time for me.别现在不要吧 208-Well, you did buy me that deodorant.哦你的确买了除臭剂 209-lynette, I have carlos on line two.Lynette Carlos 找你 210-Uh, tell him Ill call right back.呃告诉他我马上回电 211-He says its really important.他说是急事 212-Hello?你好? 213-Hey, lynette. Im over here at capital consultants, and the guys have a question.嘿 Lynette 我和资本顾问在开会他们有个问题问你 214-I need you to pull up their account.我需要你把帐户资料拿过来 215-Now? Im kind of busy!现在? 我手头有点事情! 216-Well, the ad has to be at the printers by noon, so yeah, now.中午之前广告要交付印刷的所以是的现在 217-lynette? Lynette!Lynette? Lynette! 218-Yes?嗯? 219-Whats going on? You all right?怎么了? 你没事吧? 220-Sorry. Just had the handyman in here, but hes finished.对不起刚才勤杂工在这儿不过他现在已经走了 221-Thank you, handyman.多谢勤杂工 222-youre welcome, maam.不谢女士 223-So. carlos.那么.Carlos. 224-where were we?说到哪了? 225-Could I get you something?你要喝点什么? Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 7 / 18 226-No, thanks, I dont drink.不谢了我不喝酒 227-Oh, thats right. Glug glug. I remember now.哦对你都是大口豪饮的我记起来了 228-Im bringing you business, karl.我可是在给你揽生意 Karl 229-Try not to insult me.别惹我不高兴 230-Sorry. So you want to divorce orson.对不起你要和 Orson 离婚是吧 231-Yes, I know that comes as a surprise.是的我知道这个消息会让你惊讶 232-Not really. Ive met him. The guys a stiff.没有啊我见过他他是个笨蛋 233-Karl, if we move forward, I will insist you handle our divorce with dignity.Karl 如果再这么嬉皮笑脸我可就不放心你会把官司弄得体面了 234-are you sure?你确定? 235-I dont know of a dignified way to screw a spouse out of money that they,我可不知道怎么体面地把配偶踹走 236-by law, are entitled to.还不让他拿到法律规定应拥有的钱 237-That is why youre hiring me, right?你不就是因为这样才雇我的吗? 238-I just want to protect what is rightfully mine.我只是想保护我的正当财产 239-Can you help me?你能帮我么? 240- sure. - Lovely. Ill make out a check.- 当然 - 好的我给你写张支票 241-Yeah, not so fast.先别着急 242-Uh, I said i could do it, not that i would.我说我能帮你我可没说我愿帮你 243-I need a favor.我要你先帮我一个忙 244-Well, what kind of a favor?什么忙? 245-M.J. Delfino is having a sleepover at his house in two days.MJ Delfino 两天后要在他家办一个留宿派对 246-My son wasnt invited. Now his feelings are hurt.没邀请我儿子现在他很受伤 247-So?那又怎样? 248-So I want you to get my son into that sleepover.我想让你把我儿子弄过去 249-How would I go about doing that?我该怎么做啊? 250-Gosh, I dont know.天我哪知道 251-How would I go about hiding your assets from orson?我怎么把你的资产藏起来不让 Orson 知道? 252-I need your help, karl.我需要你的帮助 Karl 253-I really do, but I am not comfortable manipulating a 6-year-old.我是真的需要但是我不想操纵一个六岁的孩子 254-You know, I had this one client.我曾有过一个客户. 255-his wife had been with him since junior high.他和老婆高中就在一起 256-She supported him through med school, gave him three kids and the best years of her life.她资助他上完医学院给他生了三个孩子把生命中最好的时光给了他 257-Once I had done my particular brand of legal magic,我钻了一点法律的空子以后 258-he ended up with 90% of the money, and she ended up in a studio apartment.他最终得到 90%的财产而她最终得到的是单室套. 259-with a roommate.还有一个室友 260-Then again. M.J. Does. love my macaroons.那么.MJ 喜欢我做的蛋白杏仁饼干 261-sweetie, dont listen to those kids. Theyre idiots.宝宝别听其他人胡说他们是笨蛋 262-You are a gorgeous little girl.你是个漂亮的小女孩 263-You have to say that. Youre my dad.你当然那么说你是我爸爸 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 8 / 18 264-No, its the truth. You are naturally beautiful.是真的你是天生丽质 265-Makeup just covers that up.化妆品把你都遮起来了 266-Hes right, sweetie. You dont need all that gunk on your face.他说的对宝宝你不用往脸上涂那东西 267-Then why do you wear it?那你为啥要涂? 268-Because Im an adult.因为我是成年人 269-And besides, I hardly wear any.而且我几乎都没怎么用 270-Come on, gaby. Lets try to keep this real.拜托 Gaby 说正事呢 271-Are you gonna wear makeup when daddy gets his big award?爸爸拿大奖的时候你会化妆么? 272-Well, its a big, fancy dinner. Of course.那是个豪华盛宴当然了 273-But thats not fair.可是不公平 274-Sweetie, youre 6.宝宝你才 6 岁 275-Theres a lot of things I can do that you donT.有很多事情是我可以做而你不能做的 276-So you get to look pretty at daddys party, and i have to look like this?那你就可以再爸爸的宴会上好看些我就得看起来像这个样子? 277-Hey, I have a great idea.嘿我有个好主意 278-Okay, see? Your daddys got a great idea.好的看见了吧? 你爸爸有个好主意 279-How about if neither one of you wears makeup to the dinner?要不你们两个宴会上都不化妆? 280-Okay.好的 281-no, no, no. Your daddys just being silly.不不不你爸爸说蠢话呢 282-Can I talk to you for a second, silly daddy?我能跟你说两句么蠢爸爸? 283-are you a lunatic?你疯了? 284-I am not walking into a ballroom full of people without my face on.不化妆我可不去 285-Come on. This is the perfect opportunity to teach her that beautys only skin deep.拜托这是个好机会去教育她美丽是肤浅的 286-Yeah, well, once you see this skin without foundation, you may want to rethink that.对你要看见这皮肤没了神采你会改主意的 287-Gaby, your daughter is in pain.Gaby 你女儿很痛苦 288-And dont you love her enough to put your vanity aside for one night?就为了她抛弃一晚上的虚荣都不行? 289-I was in labor for 20 hours. She still owes me for that!我生她花了 20 小时那帐还没跟她算呢! 290-fine.好吧 291-I will make the ultimate sacrifice, and I will be ugly for my daughter.这是我最后的牺牲我为女儿变丑一回 292-But if she ever needs a kidney.但是万一哪天她需要肾. 293-Youre really going all out on this sleepover.你为这个过夜聚会可忙不少 294-although Im not sure that tons of sugar and whistles are a good combination.尽管我不太赞成成吨的糖还有哨子 295-Oh, good point.哦说的对 296-Ill make us some goody bags filled with earplugs and vodka.我会给咱俩准备好耳塞和伏特加的 297-Its great. Im sure M.J.Will appreciate it.真不错我肯定 MJ 会喜欢的 298-Im sure he will.当然了 299-Hes a great K. and funny.他是个好孩子.而且有意思 300-that was hilarious the other day, when he asked us when were getting married.那天可逗死我了那Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 9 / 18 天他问咱俩什么时候结婚 301-Im glad you thought it was funny. I was tap-dancing my ass off.你认为有意思啊我可是如坐针毡 302-No, you were great.没啊你表现很好啊 303-Although. someday youll probably have to answer the question.当然.将来你也得回答这问题的啊 304-Im sure hes forgotten by now. You know kids.他会忘了的你知道孩子 305-Kids are like that.孩子是那样 306-Grown-ups on the other hand.至于大人嘛. 307-not so much.可不会 308-Were not talking about M.J. Ymore, are we?咱们不是在谈 MJ 了是吧? 309-Oh, you want to go run and get your tap shoes?哦你想临阵脱逃了? 310-No. No. Ill be completely honest here.没没我要跟你说实话 311-Moving in with you is one of the best decisions I ever made.搬进来和你一起住是我做的最好的决定 312-you make me really, really happy.你让我真的真的很开心 313-But?但是? 314-Ive been married before, and I just dont see myself getting married again.我以前结过婚我现在还没准备好 315-Okay.好的 316-Probably not what you wanted to hear.大概不是你想听到的 317-I wanted the truth.我想听真话 318-Its not your fault the truth sucks.真话难听也不是你的错 319-So could you get the streamers out of the car?你能把彩带从车里拿出来么? 320-Sure.当然 321-Oh, by the way, for what its worth, I do love you.还有真心说一句我真的爱你 322-Ive only been working there two months, but I love it.我只在那里工作了两个月但是我喜欢 323-And the kids are so cute.而且孩子很可爱 324-And I get to see M.J. During the day, which is nice.而且我白天能见到 MJ 很不错的 325-Uh, you kn, uh, for a guy that just had to see me so bad, you.如果你那么想见我你却. 326-you seem awfully far away.你似乎离我好远 327-Im sorry.对不起 328-Im just a little nervous.我有点紧张 329-I have something.我有点事情. 330-to ask you, and I dont know how youre gonna react.想问你我不知道你会怎样回答 331-What is it?什么事情? 332-This is gonna come out of nowhere, but.这可能有点意外但是. 333-I want you to marry me.我想让你嫁给我 334-A-and heres how I came to this.我是这么想的 335-The other day.那天. 336-what are you doing?你要干嘛? 337-I have to go upstairs.我得上楼一趟 338-Now?现在? 339-susan, are you okay?Susan 你没事吧? 340-Im fine.我没事 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 10 / 18 341-I just didnt want you to see me crying.我不想让你看我哭 342-Honey, you didnt let me finish.亲爱的你还没让我说完呢 343-Oh, Im sorry.哦对不起 344-Just, um, all Ive been telling myself 只是我一直告诉自己 345-that I didnt really care about you,我不在乎你 346-which was easy to do because you left so suddenly.那样很容易因为你突然走了 347-But I am so lonely.但是我如此孤独 348-And as much as I tell myself that 尽管我告诉自己 349-i like being the strong, single woman on her own,我要做一个坚强独立的女人 350-the truth is, I think about you all the time.事实是我一直在想你 351-And I wanted to call you, but I thought youd gotten over me.我想给你打电话但是我想你也许已经忘了我 352-And to hear that you still love me.然后听到你仍然喜欢我. 353-that is just something that I really needed to hear right now.我现在真的需要听到那些 354-And I want you to know- oh, god.我要告诉你-哦天哪 355-I want you to know I love you, too. Jackson.我要告诉你我也爱你 Jackson. 356-I love you.我爱你 357-jackson?Jackson? 358-Oh,god.天哪 359-I really wish youd let me finish.真希望你把话听完 360-Finish what?听完什么? 361-Susan,I need you to marry me so that immigration doesnt deport me back to canada.Susan 我想和你结婚这样移民局就不会把我遣送回加拿大 362-The one thing I didnt tell you is that Im here on a student visa that expired six y之前没有告诉你我持学生签证来美签证六年前就过期了 363-and I got a call from the authorities,so unless I can find somebody that will marry me,当局给我打了电话除非有人愿意和我结婚 364-Im gonna be in really big trouble.否则我会有大麻烦 365-Susan?Susan? 366-Susan,did you hear me?Susan 你听到我的话没? 367-I heard.听到了 368-So. what do you say?所以.你看呢? 369-Okay. Okay,it was a bad idea.好吧这个提议很糟糕 370-Get out or I will kick your ass back to the canadian border!给我滚否则我会亲自把你踢回加拿大! 371-took a shower,brushed my teeth.洗过澡刷过牙了 372-We are good to go.可以开始了 373-Lynette.Lynette 374-What are you doing?你在干嘛? 375-You know,the pact.我们的约定啊 376-Didnt we already do it tonight?我们今晚没做过吗? 377-no.没有 378-Oh,theyre all starting to blur.脑子都糊涂了 379-look,I worked till 3:00 A.M.Last night. Im exhausted.我一直工作到凌晨 3:00 累坏了 380-How about we take a rain check?改期行不行? Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 11 / 18 381-A rain check? This isnt baseball.改期? 这又不是棒球比赛 382-Every night for 30 days- thats the law.连续 30 天我们说好的 383-Tom,I have a 7:00 A.M.Meeting.Tom 明天早晨 7:00 我还有个会议 384-How about I take a long lunch,and you do me twice at work tomorrow?要不明天午饭时间你做我两次怎么样? 385-Come on.来嘛 386-This is important.这很重要唉 387-Okay.好吧 388-Okay. Well have sex.好我们来嘿咻 389-But can you make it quick?你能不能动作快点? 390-Lynette,please.Lynette 求你了 391-You cant rush an artist.你不能操之过急 392-Morning.早上好 393-Oh,sorry. I dont have time for breakfast.不好意思我没时间吃早饭了 394-good. I didnt make you any.太好了正好我没做 395-Oh,okay. Uh,coffee will be fine.没事给我来杯咖啡就好 396-Beans are right there. Grab a handful and grind.咖啡豆在这儿你自已磨 397-Is there a problem?怎么了? 398-You dont remember?你不记得了? 399-Last night,we were having sex?昨晚嘿咻时? 400-You fell asleep?你睡着了? 401-After?后来睡着了? 402-During.开始就睡着了 403-Was it good?感觉怎么样? 404-I didnt finish.我根本就没完事儿 405-God,you ruined our streak,lynette.你毁了我们的约定 Lynette 406-Im sorry. I was exhausted.对不起我太累了 407-Its not like I was asking you to scrub a floor.又没让你擦地啥的 408-All you had to do was lie there,like you usually do.你只要躺着就好反正你一向如此 409-Oh,okay. Im gonna let that one go,cause youre upset.好我不计较你的言辞你正在气头上 410-Well,its true. With you being so tired from work lately,Im the one doing all the heavy lifting.事实如此你近来疲于工作嘿咻时只有我乐在其中 411-Tom,youre being completely irrational. Weve had sex 23 days straight.Tom 你真是不讲理我们已经连续做了 23 天 412-Ive seen more ceilingthan michelangelo.我研究屋顶的时间比米开朗基罗还要长 413-We made a commitment,lynette. The book says-我们说好的 Lynette 书上说. 414-oh,would you stop with the book?你就别提那书了好不好? 415-You bought it at a car wash along with a pack of gumand an air freshener.不就是在洗车点和空气清新剂一起买的一本破书嘛 416-Youre right. Its stupid.你说得对这很傻 417-All my ideas are stupid. I should just stick to doing chores.我的想法都很傻我只要做好家务就好了 418-Dont just walk away.你别一走了之啊 419-You better get to work,lynette.你还是去上班吧 Lynette 420-Youre gonna be late.你要迟到了 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 12 / 18 421-Havent seen you boys in a while.好久不见 422-Theres been a break in the club fire case,mr. Williams.酒吧纵火案的调查搁置了一段时间 Williams先生 423-You got a minute?你现在方便吗? 424-do you know this guy?你认识这人吗? 425-No. Who is he?不认识他是谁? 426-Dr. Samuel heller,psychiatrist from boston.Samuel Heller 医生波士顿的精神专家 427-Hes the guy who burned up in the fire.他就是火灾中的遇难者 428-Whats a shrink from boston doing in fairview?波士顿的精神病专家来美景镇做什么? 429-No idea,but wed like to find out if anyone knows him or what he was doing there.不知道我们想查一查有谁认识他或者他当时出现在酒吧的原因 430-Did you see him backstage?你在后台看见他没? 431-No,I didnt see anybody.没有我谁都没看见 432-Except porter scavo.除了 Porter Scavo 433-Yeah,but I told you. That was a mistake.我说过那是个误会 434- Do you know a guy named jackson braddock? - Was he?- 你知道 Jackson Braddock 当时在后台吗? - 是吗? 435-Yeah,he got locked in the employee mens room right before the fire started.火灾发生前他被锁在了员工室 436-Well,I dont know anything about that.我一点都不知道 437-Have you talked to him?你们和他谈过吗? 438-Weve been trying,but he left town,and weve been unable to find him.我们一直试着联系但他离开了美景镇没办法找到 439-Thats a shame.真可惜啊 440-Well figure it out.我们会查到的 441-Thanks for your time.谢谢你 442-You bet.没关系 443-hey,susan. Its dave.嘿 Susan 我是 Dave 444-You know,I was thinking Id pick up you and M.J.Around 6:00 A.M. Saturday for the trip.我想周六早晨 6:00 来接你和 MJ 445-Yeah. I figured the earlier we get going,the better.是啊越早出发越好 446-Okay.好的 447-well,hello there,M.J.你好啊 MJ 448-I was baking this morning,and like an idiot,I made too many macaroons.我早晨做了太多的蛋白杏仁饼干 449-Would you be willing to take one?你想吃一块吗? 450-I would hate to see them go to waste.我不想浪费了 451-Macaroons are my favorite.蛋白杏仁饼干是我的最爱 452-Oh,really? What a delightful coincidence.是吗? 真是好巧哦 453-You know,I could bake these for you every week,我可以每周都给你做 454-and all Id need in return is just the tiniest of favors.只要你帮我个小忙 455-What kind of favor?什么忙? 456-Invite evan mayer to your sleepover.请 Evan Mayer 参加你的留宿派对 457-I dont like evan.我不喜欢 Evan Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 13 / 18 458-Hes mean.他可坏了 459-Oh,no. Deep down,hes just a fragile little boy who wants to be liked.不是的其实他内心脆弱渴望朋友 460-He hit me with a dead squirrel.他用死了的松鼠打我 461-Now,M.J.,We can find faults with all our friends if we nitpick.MJ 如果吹毛求疵的话我们所有的朋友都有缺点 462-What do you say?你说呢? 463-Will you invite him?要不要请他? 464-Would you like some ice cream with your macaroons?除了蛋白杏仁饼干要不要再来点冰淇淋? 465-Because I could make that happen.我也可以做哦 466-Bree?Bree? 467-Im late for my golf game.我高尔夫球要迟到了 468-I dont have time to go to the A.T.M.,So I took the cash out of your wallet.我没时间去取钱了就从你钱包里拿了些现金 469-Bye.拜 470-M.J.,Theres someone in my life who hits me with a dead squirrel every single day.MJ 有个人每天都用死松鼠打我 471-And you are the only one who can help me.你是唯一能帮我的人 472-Please,please invite evan to your party.求你了邀请 Evan 来参加派对吧 473-Okay.好吧 474-thank you.谢谢 475-Oh,thank you,sweetheart.谢谢甜心 476-Boy,the stuff I do for macaroons.天哪就为了蛋白杏仁饼干 477-go away! I-I dont want to talk to you.走开! 我不想和你说话 478-Come on. Let me in.拜托让我进来 479-Thanks,but Ive reached my maximum allowance for humiliation this week.我这周丢人丢到家了 480-Listen,Im sorry you thought it was a real proposal.很抱歉你把那次求婚信以为真 481-I thought you knew Id moved on.我以为你知道我分手后会重新开始的 482-Maximum allowance exceeded.反正丢人丢够了 483-What do you want?你想干嘛? 484-I wanted to apologize.我想道歉 485-You have every righto be mad at mE.你完全有理由生气 486-Oh,Im not mad at you.我不是对你生气 487-You know,Im just disappointed in myself.我只是对自己失望 488-I was a little lonely and a little afraid and.我寂寞惶恐 489-I just did what I always do- let some silly romantic fantasy take over.我又犯了老毛病让感情冲昏头脑 490-I didnt know you ill felt that way about me.我不知道你对我还有感觉 491-I donT.我没有 492-This isnt about you.这和你无关 493-Not really.真的 494-And besides,you moved on.而且你重新开始了 495-Well,I had to.我别无选择 496-You pushed me away.是你把我推开的 Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 14 / 18 497-I had to. heal my heart and get over it.我只有忘却这段感情治疗心灵创伤 498-This-I mean,this is really the only thing you can do to stay here and do your work?这真的是你留下的唯一方法? 499-Yeah.是的 500-Ill help you.我会帮你的 501-Really?真的? 502-Yeah.真的 503-Ill do it. But thats it.我会帮你但仅此而已 504-No love,no sex,just. marriage.没有爱情没有性只有.婚姻 505-No sex?没有性? 506-You want people to think this is a real marriage,dont you?你希望让人以为这是真实的婚姻是不是? 507-gaby,come on.Gaby 来啊 508-For god sakes,will you take those off?拜托把眼睛摘掉 509-Its 8:00 at night.现在是晚上八点 510-Oh,fine.好吧 511-As long as you dont mind people thinking youre out on the town with your anemic lesbian sister.只要你不介意别人以为你穷得只能和贫血的蕾丝边姐姐在一起 512-Theres our man of honor.获奖者来了 513-gaby,this is stephanie. She put this whole banquet together.Gaby 这是 Stephie 这次宴会是她一手操办的 514-Nice to meet you.很高兴认识你 515-Youre probably wondering why I look like this.你可能不知道我为什么会长这样子 516-Excuse me?什么? 517-Im not ill.我没生病 518-Im just not wearing any makeup so I can teach my daughter that beautys whats on the inside.我只是没化妆好让女儿懂得美是内在的修养 519-I dont actually look this hideous.我真的不是这么丑的 520-Okay.好的 521-Will you please stop explaining yourself?别再解释了行吗? 522-I mean,it was bad enough when you did it with the valet.真受不了你跟侍应生都说这些话 523-I cant help it.我忍不住啊 524-I dont want people thinking I condone this face.我不想别人觉得我对不起这张脸 525-Im gonna go find our table.我去找位子 526-Champagne?香槟? 527-Oh,thank you.哦谢谢你 528-Im not ill. Im just not wearing any makeup.我没生病我只是没化妆 529-gaby!Gaby! 530-Gotta go.闪人了 531-come on,guys. No running in the house.孩子们屋里不准跑 532-These candy apples are great.冰糖苹果真好吃啊 533-Can me and evan have another one?我和 Evan 能再来一个吗? 534-Well,I better ask katherine.我问下 Katherine 535-Where is katherine?Katherine 去哪儿了? Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 15 / 18 536-Youre missing all the fun.底下可热闹了你没在 537-I just got a candied apple out of a kids hair.我从一个孩子的头发里取出了冰糖苹果 538-Sounds like you got everything under control.看来什么事你都能控制好 539-No,come on down.别这样了下来吧 540-Its not as much fun without you.少了你就少了很多快乐 541-Okay.好吧 542-You were honest with me,so Im gonna be honest with you.你对我说了真话我也要对你说真话 543-I got scared.我开始害怕了 544-Of what?怕什么? 545-I was hosting a party with this amazing man and his adorable son,我和这个帅男人和他的乖仔一起办派对 546-and we were like the perfect family,anthen I realized.我们就像亲密的一家人然后我忽然想到. 547-were not a family.我们并不是一家人 548-It could all go away in an instant.分分钟就可以从我身边溜走 549-Katherine,Im not leaving.Katherine 我不会走的 550-But youre not committing either.但你也不曾对我许下承诺 551-Why not,mike?为什么呢 Mike? 552-Is it susan?因为 Susan 吗? 553-You still in love with her?你还爱着她? 554-No. No,Ive told you that.不是的我告诉过你的 555-Then it must be me.那是我的问题了 556-Katherine,I love ving you in my life.Katherine 我正用一生来爱你 557-Im just not ready.只是我还没准备好 558-I dont know what else to say.我不知道还能说什么 559-Im not trying to get you to say anything.我也不是想逼你说什么 560-I just have to take care of myself.我只想对自己好一点 561-I should probably go make sure the first floor is still there.我得去看下一楼还在不在了 562-Excuse me. The mayors about to leave,and the newspaper wants a photo with him and your family.不好意思市长要先走了媒体想让你们一家和市长合个影 563-Oh,thats so sweet.哦真好啊 564-tell him no way in hell.就说我们不去 565-Tell him well be right there.就说我们马上到 566-The newspaper? Forget it.上报纸? 算了吧 567-Gaby,I do business with the city. I cant just blow off the mayoR.Gaby 我在市里有生意可不能放市长的鸽子 568-Seriously,we cannot allow this to be photographed.说真的我们这样子怎么拍照? 569-Next time theres an epidemic,people are gonna think Im patient zero.下次有了那啥流感人们会说我就是病源 570-Youre not getting out of this.你别想逃 571-Fine.好吧 572-But just so were clear,youre also latino jerk of the year.既然把话说白了那你也是年度最恶心的拉丁猪 573-Come on. Lets go.走吧 574-Oh,can I at least use the bathroom first?我先去洗手间总成吧? Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 16 / 18 575-ladies! Attention,please.女士们请注意 576-I am in a jam,and I need lipstick and eyeliner.我有难了急需口红和眼影 577-Come on. Chop chop.帮帮忙快快(chop chop) 578-You can use my makeup.你可以用我的化妆品 579-Oh,that doesnt really go with my skin tone.哦可有点衬不上我的肤色 580-What do yomean? We have the same coloring.你什么意思? 我们俩是同一人种 581-Yeah,it doesnt really go with your skin tone either,是啊当然也不衬你的肤色 582-but I can only deal with one disaster at a time.但我每次只能应付一件困难 (你. 我就管不了了) 583-Asian girl. Close enough.哦亚洲姑娘很接近的 584-Um,I dont think so.不好吧 585-Was it the chop chop thing?是因为我说了筷筷? (种族笑话取笑中国人的洋泾浜英语) 586-Fine. Im sorry.那好对不起 587-Now can I borrow some blush?那我能借你点腮红么? 588-I dont share cosmetics.我不跟别人分享化妆品的 589-Im sort of a germ freak.我特别害怕细菌 590-Oh,dont worry. Im as healthy as a horse.别担心啦我健康得像匹马 591-Really? You look sick.是吗? 可你好像病了耶 592-Thats cause I dont have any makeup!因为我一点都没化妆! 593-I said no. Now leave me alone.我说不借别烦我了好吗 594-Okay,okay,look. Im sorry.等下听着我很抱歉 595-Youre right. I never should have asked.你说得对我真不该问你的 596-Come out now,or Ill call security!你出来啊不然我叫保安了! (洋泾浜英语出来了) 597-You know,for a woman who has a purse full of dinner rolls,you sure have a lot of attitude.你顺了这么多小面包还好意思态度这么差 (又在取笑中国人了) 598-Oh,good. Were all here.哦好了人齐了 599-By the way,mrs. Solis,you look absolutely stunning.而且 Solis 夫人你真是美极了 600-Thank you.谢谢你 601-Yeah,mom. You look great.是啊妈妈你真漂亮 602-Okay,big smiles,everyone.好了大家笑一下 603-see this? My third espresso.看见没我的第三杯咖啡 604-Im wired. No way Im falling asleep tonight.我精神得很今晚绝对不会睡觉 605-How about we throw a pizza on the front lawn,and when the kids run out to get it,不如我们扔块披萨到草坪上让孩子们出去捡 606-we lock the door and do it in every room in the house?然后我们锁上门每个房间都做个遍? 607-Tom,Im sorry.Tom 我很抱歉 608-I dont know what else to say.我不知道该说什么了 609-If you wanna stay mad,I guess youre gonna stay mad.你想生闷气就生去吧 610-I am not mad,lynette.我没生气 Lynette 611-Then whats wrong?那怎么了? 612-Youre gonna think its stupid.你会觉得我好愚蠢 613-Tell me.跟我说说 614-You want to know why sex has become so important to me lately?你知道为什么最近做爱成了我的头等大事吗? 615-Because you are the only thing in my life that Im passionate about.因为我的生命中只有你能让我Desperate Housewives绝望的主妇第五季第 21 集中英对照剧本由英语我帮您编辑整理 17 / 18 燃起热情的冲动 616-That is so sweet.你真好 617-No. No,its not good,lynette- not for me,not for you.不是的这不好对你对我都一样 618-I. I need something else to be excited about.我需要能兴奋起来的其他事情 619-I thought you wanted to do this,to take a break and stay home.我以为你想做的就是待在家里休息休息 620-I did.曾是的 621-You know,I fi

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